Panicked, Perverse, And Pink

by Akumokagetsu

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Adventure, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 4262

Pinkie Pie is cursed with never being able to reach climax. Rainbow Dash, on the other hand, is loving every minute of it.

Rainbow Dash finally rid herself of the curse that prevented her from ever ejaculating.
However, the only way to do so was to shift the curse to somepony else, and Pinkie Pie shouldered the burden for her.

One of the downsides to this is that now Pinkie Pie suffers from the same curse that Rainbow Dash had for years. In their search for the creator of the curse to discover a permanent cure, Pinkie Pie's hormones begin going out of control!
Now if only they could keep her from humping everything in sight long enough to actually reach their goal.

Published 2014-04-13 15:50:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-16 05:14:29 UTC

Wild Thing, You Make My Butt Sting

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“Sweet mother of Celestia, somepony kill me!”

“Stop humping the chariot wheel, Pinkie Pie,” Twilight deadpanned in exasperation. “We’ve got to get moving, or we’re going to be late.”

“This is horrible!” Pinkie wailed dramatically, dragging herself away from the wheel. “Why did anypony let me agree to this?!”

“Hey, I’m totally grateful,” Rainbow Dash leaned back to relax in the open chariot seat, looking both bedraggled and completely satisfied. “Seriously, Pinkie, I’m indebted to you for life.”

It had only been two days since Pinkie Pie had accepted the terrible curse of inability to sexually relieve herself, just as Rainbow Dash had suffered; although now that the curse had been transferred to somepony else, it was clear that Dash was far from suffering. In fact, from her utterly laid back attitude and completely mellow tone, one might have guessed that Rainbow Dash was more relaxed and cheerful than she had been her whole life.

So, in effect, the exact opposite of Pinkie Pie.

“Somepony kill me,” Pinkie Pie slumped against the wooden seat miserably. “Or at the very least, fuck me, come on!”

“Won’t do anypony any good,” Applejack shifted uncomfortably next to her, Pinkie’s oddly hungry stare making her nervous. “Not ‘til we find a way to lift that curse of yours.”

“And then it’s smo~oth sailing,” Rainbow Dash slid a hoof through the air, relaxed grin growing even wider.

The open air wagon full of ponies took off at Twilight’s signal to the stallions pulling them, and Pinkie Pie started shuffling up toward them before being stopped by Rarity.

“Don’t even think about it,” she deadpanned.

“Thank you, Rarity,” Twilight nodded. “We’re already behind schedule as it is.”

At this, Fluttershy, who had been utterly silent the entire time, blushed a violent red. Rainbow Dash, however, only snickered.

“Some things are fast, some things take time,” Dash rolled her neck slowly.

“Darlin’, I don’t think you could spout any more mellow if you were a stoner,” Applejack pointed out seriously.

“Can’t help it!” Rainbow Dash grinned, kicking back and throwing a hoof over Fluttershy’s shoulder, and watching a couple of clouds float leisurely overhead. “Just not in a rush for once. Feel good. Real good. Better than ever, to tell the truth.”

“Gee, I wonder why,” Twilight stated flatly. Again, Fluttershy’s cheeks burned a bright color, but she managed to pull herself from beneath her curtain of mane long enough to face the rest of the group.

“I can’t take it!” Pinkie yanked at her own mane, eyes rolling wildly. “I can’t take it, I can’t take it anymore! Walls... closing in on me!”

“Um… it’s-it’s okay, Pinkie Pie,” Fluttershy feebly tried to comfort the panicking mare. “We just have to locate the source of the… of that curse,” she stumbled over her words in embarrassment. “And then everything will be back to normal. Okay?”

“Okay?” Pinkie let out a shaky breath. “I’m going to die if we don’t hurry!”

“Goin’ as fast as we can,” one of the stallions pulling the wagon muttered, but was unheard by all.

“Oh, you’re being overdramatic,” Twilight rolled her eyes. “It’s not like it’s a constant torment.”

“Actually,” Rainbow Dash leaned forward, stretching her wings. “It kind of is. Whenever I had the curse, I was constantly under pressure to get off. All the time, too. Any time I tried to ignore it, it only got worse. And no matter what, there’s never any relief. You try fighting those kinds of urges for a while, Twi. It’ll drive you bonkers.”

Twilight seemed a little surprised, and showed a bit of sympathy toward Pinkie Pie from then onward.

“Oh, my goodness,” Fluttershy’s hoof wen to her mouth. “I never realized it was so… so dreadful.”

“It is!” Pinkie shrieked, visibly twitching. “I want – I need to fuck! Now! Now now now now now!”

Pinkie stood up sharply, panting heavily and nearly falling off the wagon.

“That’s it!” she glared around at them all wildly. “I’m not going to survive!”

“Sure you will, Pinkie Pie,” Fluttershy consoled her kindly. “You’ve got all your friends here with you, just to help you.”

“Fantastic,” Pinkie grabbed her hoof. “Let’s gangbang the crap out of Fluttershy.”

“What?!”

“Hey, I’m on board,” Rainbow Dash grinned again, leaning back and kicking her hooves over into a crossed position.

“Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!” the butter colored pegasus began hyperventilating, cut off by Rarity’s loud sigh.

“I believe she’s joking, dear,” the unicorn stated flatly. Of course, her words faltered and died the moment Pinkie Pie threw herself on top of Fluttershy, heatedly kissing and caressing her lips while gyrating powerfully atop her.

“I think she forgot the punch line,” Applejack snorted.

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“Oh my Celestia, why didn’t I ask for the separated carriage?” Twilight rubbed her temples, trying not to look at the awkward sight before her. The long shadows cast from the enormous trees of the Everfree Forest made everything much darker, and the stallions pulling the cart had to light torches set into sconces on the side of the chariot.

“Ny~ah,” Pinkie Pie moaned, cheek firmly against the shaky wooden floor as her posterior was propped high into the air, legs spread as far as they would go. “Come on, Rarity, ple~ease, don’t tease me like that!”

Rarity huffed, sitting up on her haunches and licking just around Pinkie’s slit. Her tongue slithered downward to her button, dancing nimbly over it before flicking it lightly and traveling back upwards on the opposite side.

“Yeah, Rarity,” Dash sniggered. “You’ve got no technique.”

“Well, excuse me!” she retorted haughtily, dabbing her lips with one of the kerchiefs she’d brought along. “I do apologize for being a bit inexperienced in this particular field!”

“I get that you’re trying to help and all,” Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes again, unhurriedly slinking over to the trembling pink party pony beside her. “Chill, Rares. Just watch’n learn.”

Rainbow Dash turned Pinkie Pie over in her hooves, flipping her onto her back before grabbing her hind legs and holding them apart to get a better look.

“Hurry, Dashie, hurry…!” Pinkie panted urgently, sweating as if a fever had taken ahold of her.

“Now,” Rainbow Dash rolled a hoof through the air lazily, gesturing to Pinkie Pie’s exposed slot. “The way I dealt with it most of the time was just by stimulating myself, and that didn’t work too well. What you’ve gotta do is really get right up in there, use your whole tongue.”

Rarity furrowed her brows, letting out another quiet sigh through her nostrils.

“Oh, the things I do for you hooligans.”

“Just take it slow,” Dash shrugged, smirk growing again. “C’mere, Flutters.”

Fluttershy meeped, blushing.

Dash waved her over again, and Fluttershy embarrassedly crept over the shaking floorboards and snugly shifted in between Rainbow Dash and Rarity, perched directly over the wriggling Pinkie Pie.

“Oh my. Oh my. Oh my,” she tugged at the tips of her mane, to which Dash grinned even wider and threw a wing sluggishly over her shoulder.

“Show her how it’s done, Fluttershy.”

“Right – right now? Right here?” she covered her face partially, self-conscious of the stares that Twilight and Applejack were giving her, along with the surprisingly alert stallions pulling the chariot.

“I don’t care if you use a rock,” Pinkie moaned pitifully, gripping at nothing on the floor. “I’ve gotta get off, I’ve gotta or I’m gonna die!”

Fluttershy’s eyes widened and she gulped audibly, taking a deep breath before lowering her head just close enough to Pinkie Pie nearly touch her glistening wet slit.

“Um… o-okay,” she started, eying Rarity nervously. “It’s easier if you start with just the tip…”

She demonstrated with her own tongue, licking a little over Pinkie’s clit and eliciting another pleasurable moan. Fluttershy licked it again and again, her tongue slowly extending in wider and wider circles as she toyed with her, making Pinkie squeal and buck against her when her tongue unexpectedly darted sharply inside.

“Ip hepfh iff ooh do ifh,” Fluttershy tried to hold a conversation while still slipping her tongue in and out of Pinkie’s hole. Pinkie Pie gasped and raised her hips a little with every wet slide of her tongue, hot juice adorning her more and more as Fluttershy plunged into her, drawing out ever so slowly.

“Not so fast, Flutters,” Rainbow Dash’s hoof gradually slid down between Fluttershy’s thighs, only to discover with glee that she, too, had begun to grow damp. “Rares, you need practice.”

The unicorn flushed deeply, but nodded as Dash helped to spread Fluttershy’s legs wider. She squeaked in surprise when Rainbow Dash did so, but continued her tonguing of Pinkie at her friend’s request. Rarity wasted no time in mimicking the same technique that the pegasus had been performing on the now loudly moaning party pony, making sure to flick her button with the tip of her tongue like Fluttershy had done.

Fluttershy’s wings clamped tightly against her side when she did so, and she hummed in ecstasy while slowly dipping deeper and deeper into Pinkie Pie’s crevice.

“Yeah, now you’re getting it,” Rainbow Dash purred, making Fluttershy squeal again when she began massaging her teats with one hoof, helping to hold Pinkie open a bit wider at the same time. “But I think you could do better, Rarity. I don’t think Fluttershy has come yet. Eh, Flutters?”

She only responded with another weak whimper of pleasure as Rarity roughly dug against her walls with her tongue, dripping harder and shakily struggling to remain upright as Pinkie’s thighs clamped her face, bucking against her with each and every dip of her tongue.

“I’m – oh my, oh my, oh my!” Fluttershy jerked from Pinkie, panting and squealing all the while as Rarity’s relentless assault made her quiver, sweet nectar leaking and lapped up instantly. “Something’s – oh my, oh my Celestia I’M CUMMING!”

Fluttershy’s wings shot out to the sides sharply as she reached climax, and she let out a long, muffled squeal of intense desire into Pinkie’s belly as Rarity feverishly licked at her wet hole, reverting to small, slow laps once more.

It was a while before any of them realized that the chariot hadn’t even been moving for a while.

“What did you stop for?” Twilight turned to face them suddenly, her own face just as red as theirs.

“Sorry,” one of the stallions cleared his throat awkwardly as they promptly jerked back into motion. “Couldn’t help it. That was hot.”

“I agree,” Rainbow Dash sighed pleasurably, leaning against the thoroughly embarrassed (but clearly satisfied) Fluttershy.

“Yeah,” Pinkie crossed her hooves, looking up grumpily at the forest canopy. “What did we stop for?”

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Trot On The Wild Side

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“Ah, yes, yes, yes!”

Twilight cupped a hoof over her eye in embarrassment, trying to keep her focus solely on the map spread out on her lap. It was fairly difficult with the noise that Pinkie Pie was making, managing to be even louder than Rainbow Dash.

“Aw, you like that?” Dash grinned, nibbling her ear as she rubbed her clit in a tight, rapid vibration.

“Like it, love it, want it, need it!” Pinkie gasped pleasurably as her hips rose and fell with Dash’s motions, wide sloppy grin plain on her face.

“You know,” Rarity blew a lock of mane from her face, watching the pair with mild disinterest. “There is a point when one should slow down.”

“Nuh-uh!” Pinkie Pie panted, sitting up and propping herself up with her hooves as Dash finally stopped and began leisurely massaging her shoulders. “What’s the point of getting fucked nonstop if you can’t go as fast and hard as you want?”

“Actually, Pinkie,” Dash leaned over her with a similar grin, albeit a tired one. “I don’t think I can keep goin’ much longer. You’re wearing me out, Pinks.”

“How are you not unconscious right now?” Fluttershy peeked out from behind her curtain of pink mane, still blushing lightly as attention was drawn back to her.

“C’mere, and we’ll see if we can rut ‘til we fix that,” she winked, and Fluttershy shook her head back and forth furiously, making her stand out oddly against the green and dark brown background of the Everfree.

“Oh, my goodness, no,” Fluttershy held up her hooves in a nearly defensive position. “I-I mean, I simply can’t do anymore, Pinkie Pie – I’m so sorry, but I don’t think I could even do that again for-for a month.”

She shifted sorely to demonstrate, and Pinkie turned with a pleading look to Rarity.

The unicorn shuffled with a flat look, crossing one leg over the other.

“Not happening,” Rarity stated instantly. “I’m in the same condition, I’m afraid.”

“Twi~light…?” Pinkie Pie slithered over to her casually, to which she sighed heavily before holding up the map.

“Still navigating. Turn left at the fork,” she instructed the stallions pulling them, although none of them spotted any such break in the road.

“Where exactly are we going again?” Rainbow Dash rolled her neck lazily, looking completely unworried.

“According to the manuscripts, the Lovelock Curse originated from… well, Old Canterlot.”

“And… where, precisely, is ‘Old Canterlot’?” Rarity raised an eyebrow, fluffing her mane.

“The ruins of the princess’s previous castle.”

The stallions pulling them swerved suddenly, and the entire cart shuddered to a halt as they stopped by the roadside.

“Hey, what gives?” Pinkie glowered at them.

“You did not tell us that you wanted us to go there,” the earth pony stallion swiveled to level a glare at Twilight, who only shrugged sheepishly.

“I, um… I didn’t think it was… important?” she held up the map a little higher, almost covering her face. The other stallion, a tan pegasus with a short shock of orange mane, looked even more perturbed than the other.

“Why was this not important?” he demanded, his companion nodding. “Sorry, miss, but I’m – uh, we’re not getting paid enough for this.”

“Er… I can sort things out with payments when we get back,” Twilight recovered feebly.

“It’s not worth it!” the earth pony threw up his hooves. “Not a chance in Tartarus, that place is haunted! Haunted and cursed.”

Pinkie’s head tilted, and she motioned for him to come closer with a sultry grin. She leaned over the front end of the chariot, beckoning until the pegasus finally awkwardly came closer when his companion wouldn’t.

“Hey, big boy,” Pinkie Pie slowly ran a hoof under his chin, making him swallow hard. “Maybe we can come to an agreement,” she giggled, running her hoof in little circles until it touched his lips.

“… I, uh, uh, er. Well, uh,” he sputtered articulately, readjusting the harness on his back.

“You know,” Pinkie said more loudly so that the other could hear her. “I am seriously horny right now. Like, horny as all buck. And I’ve got this little ol’ curse stuck on me, and it’s just making me hotter ‘cause I can’t get any relief. But maybe that’s because nopony else can… reach deep enough.”

“Well. Well. Well, we-we, we, uh, you see-” the pegasus began brightening uneasily, at which point his companion sighed heavily and slapped him across the back of the head.

“He means, we gladly accept your terms of agreement,” the earth pony scratched behind an ear, completely ignoring the heated look his winged compatriot was giving him.

“Oh, thank Celestia,” Pinkie Pie let out a puff of enthusiasm, grin widening as she threw her hooves around the pegasus. “You guys stay here, we’re gonna go talk business!” she giggled, letting the stallion carry her from the chariot as her friends watched in stunned silence.

“… What,” Twilight blinked after them, still not realizing that she was holding the map upside down.

“You could totally come watch, if you want,” Pinkie rolled her hoof through the air nonchalantly. “I think the business negotiations would totally be more memorable that way.”

“… Business negotiations,” the shocked unicorn repeated dully, still trying to process it and realizing that the other stallion had followed as well, leading off the side of the road and into a patch of blue flowered tall grass.

“And by that, I mean watching me get my brains fucked out,” Pinkie explained from the stallion’s arms, beaming widely at her.

“I know what you meant!” Twilight sat down hard, turning her attention back to the map. “Nopony is going to watch that, we’ll just wait for you. Right, girls?”

“… Girls?”

Twilight blinked, looking up to discover that only Applejack remained.

“… Shoot, don’t look at me. I don’t even know how I got dragged into this mess.”

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“Alright!” Pinkie Pie bounced excitedly, nearly prancing back and forth as the stallions removed their traveling gear. “Let’s get this party started right!”

The pegasus seemed far more nervous than his companion, who didn’t seem to be wasting any time at all feeling up the pink party mare.

“Whoo!” Pinkie giggled, holding back the eager stallion’s hooves from between her thighs, rubbing up against him. “Take it easy there, big boy. Ever heard of safety?”

She pulled a rubbery blue stretch out, dangling it from her lips and wiggling it at him.

“… That’s a balloon,” he pointed out with a deadpan.

“Ah’m aww out off condomph,” Pinkie winked at him, pulling it out with one hoof. “Don’t worry, I brought a lot of balloons.”

Since the pegasus seemed more intent on shuffling nervously back and forth, Pinkie handed him one of the empty balloons and instructed him to fill it with air. At the same time, she placed another balloon in her mouth, slipping her head between the legs of the other stallion.

Pinkie pushed the already hanging length just into her mouth and inside the balloon, sliding the tip inside further and further. His stallionhood squeezed into her mouth, filling it before even going in halfway. Pinkie only pushed her head harder against him, eliciting a moan of pleasure.

“Dude. Dude, I don’t think she has a gag reflex,” he raised his eyebrow gleefully to the nervous pegasus.

“Agg gaggle flag gigack!” Pinkie agreed, bobbing up and down on his rod and slavering all over it. The tan pegasus only watched in amazement, very clearly growing equally hard beside her. Not wanting him to feel left out, Pinkie Pie used her free hoof to slide up and down his hot meat bar, eyes slowly traveling back and forth between the pair.

“Ohh, yeah. You’re pretty good at this,” the earth stallion rubbed the back of her head, letting her wrap her lips around his base and basking in the tightness of her throat.

She pulled away eventually with an impatient wriggle, wiping a line of drool from her mouth before turning to the pegasus with a grin.

“How about you, buddy?” she cocked an eyebrow. “My mouth isn’t the only empty hole, you know.”

“I-I-I, uh, well, uh-”

“Just shut up and fuck her already, Brink,” the other stallion resisted the urge to facehoof, embarrassed at his companion’s inexperience.

Pinkie tutted a couple of times, stretching out in the grass and presenting herself to the flustered stallion with another giggle.

“You don’t have to be scared of little ol’ Pinkie Pie,” she tittered, using one of her hooves to spread her cheeks a little further and reveal her plump pink posterior. “Come on, ‘Brinky’, I’m trying to make a payment here.”

“Do you take checks?” he replied automatically, and Pinkie looked at him seriously between her legs as he held his member in one hoof, perched just behind her.

“As well as debit and credit, open twenty-four seven,” she smirked at him.

Brink leaned inward, pushing the hardened tip of his length into her and stuffing right inside.

“Ahh!” Pinkie tensed up immediately, tongue lolling out of her mouth. “Wh-why did you just jam it in to that hole?”

“Sorry!” he froze immediately, and started to withdraw before Pinkie Pie began bobbing pleasurably against him.

“… I didn’t say stop,” she giggled again, motioning for the other stallion. “Just be thankful that I was already wet.”

The earth stallion kept her from speaking much clearly for any longer, as his sweaty length bounced a couple of times on the end of Pinkie Pie’s muzzle. She licked the tip tenderly, running her tongue around his head and slowly stroking down toward the root, tugging loosely at the foreskin with her lips.

Brink pumped into her hard, holding her springy pink tail out of the way and over her Cutie Mark. He slid in and out in an irregular rhythm, feverishly tickling her button while he did so as if he had almost forgotten about it.

“A – little new – to this, aren’tcha?” Pinkie panted in ecstasy as he rubbed her inner walls, the heat nearly scorching her hole from how fast and hard he was thrusting into her. Brink grunted in response, and Pinkie Pie slowly pulled off of his stiff stallionhood.

“I don’t think a spitroast is quite going to get me there,” Pinkie Pie rubbed the earth stallion’s chin again, and pushed the pegasus onto his back on the grass. “Looks like we’ll have to double up!”

“Wait, what-?” Brink started in surprise, but was held down by the unexpectedly strong Pinkie Pie.

“I mean I want you two big stallions to rut me so hard my insides turn to jelly,” Pinkie positioned herself over him eagerly, hips shaking as she spread her cheeks again and bounced lightly over his tip. It punctured her again and again with just the head, and she moaned the deeper Brink slipped into her. She slid all the way down his length, cheeks burning when she finally stuffed it inside.

“Oh, damn. Oh, damn. Oh, damn,” the pegasus breathed euphorically, equally large grin on his face. “Ohh, wow you’re tight…!”

“Let’s see if we can get a li~ttle tighter,” she hummed, spreading herself on Brink’s chest and spreading her legs even wider, revealing her wet slit to the other eager stallion. “Come on, big boy. Fucking stuff my-”

She didn’t even have to finish before he obliged, and Pinkie moaned loudly in pleasure as each of them pumped her hard, hotly slapping against her again and again.

“Tight –tight little p-pink pu~ssy!” she screamed in delight, eyes nearly rolling back into her head as they rammed her. “Yeah, yes! Yes, yes yes yes! Oh, Celestia, don’t stop, don't stop!”

Brink’s hooves on her hips grew a little tighter as she clenched against him, and he panted into her ear while stuffing her rear hole, filling it completely.

“I-I don’t think I can last much longer,” he wheezed, obviously straining to hold back. “It’s- it’s too much, I can’t hang on…!”

“I don’t ca~re,” Pinkie moaned, hugging the other stallion as they slammed her, shoving tightly inside with fervor and making her shake. “Harder, harder...! Ooh – oh, Celestia, just do it! Let me cum, let me cum…!”

The earth stallion breathlessly pulled his thick girth from inside her slot, slapping it against her belly and filling the balloon while she squealed in ecstasy, feeling the hotness warm her stomach.

“Gimme,” Pinkie panted desperately, and slowly began pulling the makeshift condom from his throbbing length with her mouth. Managing not to spill any, Pinkie Pie held the end in her mouth so that the heavy end dangled out, and she slowly filled it with a little bit of air with every single pump that Brink jammed into her.

“It’s coming!” the pegasus shouted, clasping around her stomach as she moaned. “I’m cumming, I’m cumming!”

Pinkie tensed up as his hot load squirted into her, filling his own balloon so much that it began to ooze out of her and drip lewdly onto his own stallionhood.

“Ohh, yeah,” Pinkie Pie finally slowed her frantic bobbing, still not fulfilled. “That’s good, big boy. That’s so go~od.”

It took her a moment of wild itching to realize that her voice sounded a little scratchier than normal.

Deeper.

“Oh, I do not get paid enough for this!”

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Rainbow Dash climaxed hard against Fluttershy’s hoof, her moans of pleasure masked by the trio’s pleased noises. Her wings stiffly stuck out from her sides, and she panted weakly against the tired yellow pegasus before nuzzling against her neck.

“I think Pinkie was right,” she whispered into her ear, making her blush even more deeply. “That was hot.”

“You two are animals,” Rarity deadpanned, eyes never leaving the frantically fucking ponies before her. They remained fairly hidden by the bushes, but could still see Pinkie Pie and the two stallions clearly from their positions.

“Oh, I do not get paid enough for this!”

Dash fell over in surprise as an unknown mare burst out between them, scrabbling back for the chariot. She was closely followed by a terrified pegasus, an ooze filled balloon draped lecherously over her muzzle as she ran, oblivious.

“… Wait a tic.” Rainbow Dash stared, finally making the connection as a significantly stunned looking pink stallion stumbled out of the blue flowers.

“… Dude,” Pinkie Pie rubbed his eyes and shook his head, straining to clear his throat. “Seriously, I could have sworn I grabbed the unpowdered balloons, my va-jay-jay burns like fu- what are you staring at? Is there something on my face? Rainbow Dash?”

The pegasus couldn’t help but grin even wider.

“Pinkie, I think we’re gonna have a lot of fun today.”

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