Beautiful Katamare

by BoxedSurprise

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Luna, Comedy, Random
Length: 1264

Princess Luna + Drinking + Drunk Friends = YOU MANIACS!

When Princess Luna finds herself drunk after one of Pinkie Pie's parties, she does the most stupidest thing of all. Now, with a aching hangover, she is forced by her big sister to rectify her mistake.

A parody of the 2007 video game Beautiful Katamari

Originally titled "Katamare Damacy" (塊ポニー Katamari ponī, or “Pony Clump”)"

Title changed due to the 2007 game "Beautiful Katamari" being the more well known version.

Author's Note: Written originally for the Equestria Daily: FLASH EVENT Event here: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/03/flash-event-write-300-word-story.html

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The Topic:
Everypony has completely lost control of their manes and tails! What mysterious force is causing hair everywhere to seemingly have a mind of it's own!? Is it a new villian attempting to corrupt ponyville one sideburn at a time?! Or maybe Twilight secretly screwed up a spell and doesn't know how to reverse it?

Rules:
It's up to you to think of something interesting and creative, in just 300 words. You have only a 25 word cusion, it cannot exceed 325, and it cannot be below 275.

Deadline:
Nothing specific! Set a goal for tomorrow afternoon when this post is on page two?

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Included is the EqD 325 word-capped version, and the extended version. UPDATE: Plus Epilogue to the extended version.

Published 2012-03-24 01:34:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-24 01:34:01 UTC

[Extended Version] Beautiful Katamare

Beautiful Katamare Damacy (ビューティフル塊ポニー Byūtifuru Katamari ponī, or "Beautiful Pony Clump")

Extended version of "Katamare Damacy"

One night (the very last one to ever exist), Princess Luna visited her royal subjects in Ponyville. It was a peaceful scene; the wind blew in her Midnight mane, the stars twinkled in the sky, and the moon ruled the lonely night. That is…

“YES, WE SHALL DO IT!” said the periwinkle alicorn, stumbling out of Sugarcube Corner in a stupor.

“You should totally *HIC* do it,” said Berry Punch. “At night I just want to *HIC* sleep, and that moon keeps me up at *HIC* night.”

“Come on hurry up already!” said Bon Bon.

Princess Luna got to her feet, spread her wings, and flew in a jagged line toward the moon.

Few minutes later…

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!! Pitch black, now only the stars lit the sky.

“Take this Magnet Ball, and make another moon Luna,” the stern white alicorn said.

“What will I do with this?” said the hung-over alicorn.

“You will collect in Equestria with the Magnet Ball enough material to make a new moon, since you’ve BLOWN it apart.”

“But—”

“JYAH!”

“Can’t—?”

“DAP!”

“Sis—!”

“MOON. FIX. NOW.”

Princess Luna took the Magnet Ball, and rolled it out of the castle, taking most of the carpeting and guards with it.

The next day, Twilight Sparkle awoke with the rise of Celestia’s sun.

“Mmmmm, Good Morning Spike!” said Twilight Sparkle while she stretched. “Beautiful day isn’t it?”

“HaHA! Not like your mane though!” said Spike.

Twilight levitated a mirror nearby toward herself. “WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAT?!” she exclaimed at the sight of her frazzled mane. “*GASP* My tail too!”

“OW! What the—?” said Twilight when she felt a pulling sensation in her mane. “AAAAHHH!”

Her mane began to shoot toward the window. The pull was so powerful, that it dragged Twilight off the bed and across the wooden floor.

“AGH! SPLINTERS!”

Twilight was dragged outside and began to hover toward Sugarcube Corner.

“THE HORROR! THE HORROR!” said Lily, whose mane wrapped under her belly and dragged her off into the air to join the others.

“MY MANE, MY BEAUTIFUL MA-HAY-HAYNE!” cried the airborne Rarity, who hung by her now straightened tail.

“TWIAAIIIIGH AH WOOOAH! What’s GOIN’ AWN?!” said Applejack, trying hard to stop spinning (she knocked several nearby floating ponies into a spin as well).

“I don’t know Appleja—” Twilight paused, mouth agape. “LOOK OUT EVERYP—”

A gigantic ball of Ponyville rubble rolled through the air cluster of ponies, their screams of terror, silenced under the monstrosity.

“Make a new moon she says,” said the Princess flying above the Magnet ball in a mocking tone. “It is the nightlight of the world she says, stupid big sister.”

The Magnet Ball continued to burrow through Ponyville, until almost all of it (save for Mane Hall), was engulfed.

“Hey everypony, I’m back!” said a bubbly gray mare. “Let’s all have a muffin parrr…tay?”

It was an apocalyptic scene. The grass was uprooted leaving only dirt; few if any buildings remained, the rest had only their foundation left. She cried at the sight of the still-standing Mane Hall.

“They finally really did it,” she said, kneeling to ground. “You MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! CURSE YOU!”

She pounded her hoof into the ground, dripping tears watering the earth. Only the sound of a lone tumble-cabbage replied.

…

On the New Moon above Equestria…

“Can someone scratch my back?”

The End

[Extra] Epilogue

Epilogue

Additional story for "Beautiful Katamare"

One sunny day (the very last one to ever exist), Princess Celestia visited her royal subjects in Ponyville. It was a peaceful scene; the wind blew in her majestic mane, the clouds cruised lazily through the sky, and the sun reigned over the azure sky. That is until…

“I FEEL ALIIIIVE!” said the porcelain alicorn, stumbling to the ground outside of Apple Acres (or what was left of it) in a stupor.

“I knew giving big sister apple cider was a bad idea!” said Princess Luna.

“Oh come on Luna, live a little!” said Princess Cadence. “It’s not like she’s going to blow-up-the-moon like you did!”

“Hey, cheap shot!” Luna replied. “Oh wait, sister, what are thou—?!”

“I AM AN OSTRICH!” said the drunken alicorn, who buried her head in the ground.

“Now tell me that isn’t funny?” said Cadence.

“Heehee, I guess so!”

Celestia then pulled her head out of the ground, with dirt stains all over her face.

“Owww, my eyes…” whined Celestia. “You know *HIC* what, as princess *HIC*, I am responsi-si-si-si…”

“Responsible” finished Luna.

“—that, for my little ponies, and as *HIC* such, I don’t think this blinding sun is good for their eyes.”

A prickly feeling shot up Luna’s spine. “Oh no…”

“Hey, hey *HIC*, you guys *HIC, I’m going to dim the sun a bit *HIC*, be right back…”

Princess Celestia got to her feet, spread her wings, and flew in a myriad of corkscrews toward the sun.

Half an hour later…

“Mmm, Cloud Two,” said Princess Luna.

“Oh, you zapped my weather pony!” said Princess Cadence. “Do you hear something?”

“No, what?”

A streak of fire shot down to the ground next to the playing princesses, running around in circles.

“HOT-HOT-HOT-HOT-HOT!” yelped Princess Celestia, whose wings were on fire. “BAD IDEA, BAD I-DE-A!”

“Well, I guess she learned a valuable lesson,” said Cadence.

“One drink maximum?” said Luna who was still watching her sister rolling around in the dirt.

“No. Never try and blow up a fiery dwarf star.”

The End

[EqD Version] Katamare Damacy

Katamare Damacy (塊ポニー Katamari ponī , or “Pony Clump”)

An Equestria Daily Post Original

One night, Princess Luna visited her subjects in Ponyville. It was a peaceful scene; the wind blew in her mane, the stars twinkled in the sky, and the moon illuminated the night. That is until…

“YES, WE SHALL DO IT!” said the periwinkle alicorn, stumbling out of Sugarcube Corner in a stupor.

“*HIC* do it,” said Berry Punch. “At night I just want to *HIC* sleep, and that moon keeps me up at *HIC* night.”

“Come on hurry up already!” said Bon Bon.

Luna got to her feet and flew in a jagged line toward the moon.

Few minutes later…

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!! Pitch black, now only the stars lit the sky.

“Take this Magnet Ball, and make another Moon,” the stern white alicorn said.

“But—”

“MOON. FIX. NOW.”

The next day, Twilight Sparkle awoke with the rise of Celestia’s sun.

“Mmmmm, Good Morning Spike!” said Twilight Sparkle while she stretched. “Beautiful day isn’t it?”

“HaHA! Like your mane?” said Spike.

Twilight levitated a mirror toward herself. “WHA-WHA -WHAT?!” she exclaimed at the sight of her frazzled mane. “*GASP* My tail too!”

And then, her and mane tail began to fly toward the window, dragging her off the bed across the wood floor.
“AGH! SPLINTERS!”

Twilight was dragged outside and began to hover toward Sugarcube Corner.

“THE HORROR! THE HORROR!” said Lily, whose mane wrapped under her belly and dragged her off into the air to join the other trapped ponies.

“MY MANE, MY BEAUTIFUL MA-HAY-HAYNE!” cried the airborne Rarity.

“TWIAAIIIIGH AH WOOOAH! What’s GOIN’ AWN?!” said Applejack, trying hard to stop spinning.

“I don’t know Appleja—” Twilight paused, mouth agape. “LOOK OUT EVERYP—”

A gigantic ball of rubble rolled through the air cluster of ponies, their screams of terror, silenced under the monstrosity.

“Make a moon she says,” said the Princess flying above the Magnet ball in a mocking tone. “It is the nightlight of the world she says, stupid big sister.”

The End