Fallout Equestria: A Different Kind of High

by Satch

Rating: mature
Tags: Crossover, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Original Character
Length: 2443

After nearly being killed, again, Pip ends up in bedrest. But things don't go according to her plans from there...

Not sure where my inspiration comes from, but had some one night motivation to write this.
All and all, it's basically just Pip from Fallout Equestria getting a horn+hoofjob from Velvet. This goes in as unintended canon in chapter... whatever, just after pip attempts to jack it thinking of Velvet, then somepony else... then Sweetie Belle I think it was... before interrupting herself and going to bed cold turkey. This fits as one of the "memories removed before being put into the orb" things. So haha! Not that it attempts to be cannon, but for those that like to tie their stuff together. Though, please bear in mind it was years ago I read that fic, so my memory of the characters are very hazy.

Still, if you ever wanted to read about Velvet "cutting Pip some slack" or the like, then have fun with this one-shot about just that :P

Content: Hornjob (technical, not literal), Hoofjob, f/f, Female ejaculation and Equine anatomy.

(Also, if you find the dialogue to be oddly cut, blame moderation, they requested that each line, no matter how short, was separated as it's own row to distinct narration from dialogue.)

Published 2014-04-20 18:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-20 18:50:03 UTC

The Right Stuff

It had gone almost a minute before I shifted my weight and laid back down sighing loudly. Fuck... despite what I had just thought about having been a total boner-kill, my little Pip refused to go flaccid, and I could feel myself urging to fold her out on display. I grit my teeth and took a deep inhale. While I’d caught a glance at the Velvety curtains before, I’d never had a chance to stand a stare... and perhaps even touch them... I dunked my head against the floor, wincing slightly from the impact. Seems I was even worse off in that regard than I thought. My head skull throbbed as I focused on keeping my eyes shut. Ugh... by Celestia’s cracked cervix, why couldn’t my body and mind sync better? ‘Hey Pip! I see you’re feeling fucking horrible, I know just what you need! A hard-on!’ Oh, or how about the ‘Hey! Your insides hurt, there’s nothing you can do about it, but I thought I’d let you know!’

I huffed and resisted the urge to jack it. I knew it’d just be a disappointing orgasm... not to mention the misty stain I’d leave... maybe I could just pretend I pissed myself?... nah, even I knew the difference of the two... then again, I col- I suddenly perked my ears. Somepony was moving... if I’d been on my stomach, I might could have tried to cover my shame with my tail, but on my back it was a whole different story... I fought the urge to roll over... partially because I almost had no strength to spare. That masturbation attempt had been more draining than I first imagined. Somepony stirred next to me, and I did my best to appear asleep. It was surprisingly easy as my body barely wanted to move.

A cold shiver ran down my spine as I failed to contain a whimper. The shuddering my body did in response was almost painfully draining. Goddess... what I’d give to just pass out right now, not having to deal with this condition any more. I didn’t like feeling this vulnerable,especially not being seen like it... it wasn't like my mother had given me any encouragement in the matter, just scoffing at me to walk it off, more interested in her next drink. Sometimes I think she only bothered to give me a bucket to throw up in because it would have been more work to wash my sheets... granted that she made me do that anyhow, but I don’t know...

I heard a sleepy yawn as somepony got up on their hooves.

“Pip? Is that you? Are yo- oh gosh! You’re shaking, are you all right? You’re covered in sweat!”

I heard and felt a drowsy Velvet scramble over to my side, and part of me wanted to confess my urges, perhaps that part was hoping she’d give me a pity fuck? Ugh... sometimes I disgusted myself... especially as I had to agree part of me wished she’d do it...

“I don’t recall it being this thick before, it’s almost as if i-”

Her tone had a sudden shift as she cleared her throat

“Oh, um, that’s not sweat, that’s her...”

It took me several seconds before it clicked what she was talking about, and by the time I did, I wanted to sink into the ground.

“Relax Velvet, it’s just Pip’s... pride. Nothing to worry over, all mares got one. Her's just...”

I did my best to stay calm, the last thing I wanted to do was for her to find out I was awake... why had she cut herself off mid sentence? ... she found my marehood gross, didn’t she? That, and it was probably too small... I mean, do mine even reach half her length?

I heard her cough awkwardly, and I waited with anticipation to hear her verdict on my pussy.

“...Hers just happen to be winking at me...”

I froze. And after doing a quick check, fuck, I was... shit, stupid cunt! Couldn’t you have kept it to yourself? Shit, shit shit! Stay calm Pip, pretend to sleep... you don’t need another kick to the groin for Celestias sake, the old wound is still healing...

“Huh...”

I heard Velvet mumble in a low tone.

“I can say I didn’t expect Pip to be anything but ‘little’ down there... not that I care in that way, but um, wow. Definitely bigger than mine... not that size have anything to do with anything of course.”

I made out quick shuffling of hooves as Velvet audibly cleared her throat.

“Anyhow... can say this was not what I expected to see when I woke up to a whimper... still, even I know how dumb the body can be with that... I wonder what she’s dreaming about... part of me hopes it’s not me... yet, I do have to say it’s a bit flattering.”

... I was listening...

“Still, can’t get the poor thing’s hopes up... I know it wouldn’t work out. I like Pip, but not in that way...”

Even if I knew that was true, it still hurt to hear... despite that I've heard it before as well. I heard myself sighing in disappointment, and I felt myself freezing before I caught myself and resumed breathing slowly. I gave a slight flinch as I felt her hoof on my forehead.

“Goodness Pip, you’re burning up! Hum... wonder how long you’ve been erect like this? Can’t be good for your fever...”

Gee, thanks for the that information captain obvious... I heard some wet sloshing noise before I felt a cold, wet... towel-ish fabric press against my forehead, making me quiver, a quiet whiny escaping my lips as I felt myself unfold my button.

Shortly after, heard Velvets sweet voice:

“I do have to say this feels a little awkward. Both this, and the fact I’m talking to myself. But it’s strangely soothing in a way actually.”

I felt my tense body slowly start to relax. Perhaps my clit could go flaccid soon? It’d be swell if it wasn't so swollen...

“Wait, is that...”

A slight, stinging sensation shot through my marehood as I cringed, yelping quietly as pain shot through my folds, right where I had been... I gave another shudder as I recalled the pot-shot at my poor girl....

“How did I miss this before?”

A tone of anger suddenly filled her voice.

“And who honestly takes such a cheap shot? I have hard enough trying to wrap my mind around those sick stallions and mares that commit rape, but to kick a pony behind the belly? That’s just low... poor Pip... what even happened to you in there? You stupid, brave mare...”

A tingling sensation made the pain fade as Velvet applied some of her magic to the wound. Part of me was glad we mares had internal genitals, even if it hurt like fuck, it only took the outer layer. Was thankful it couldn't reach my family jewel... as her magical grasp let go of my folds, part of me wanted to complain... or well, actually a large part of me screamed in disapproval... I felt myself fully unfold my clit on full display, this time, keeping it out. I didn’t care at this moment, if just felt so good... even if the rest of me felt like crap, at least my pearl throbbed in a pleasant, dull manner. I could almost feel the blood coursing through it. And this time, I actually had to restrain myself from not moving, or saying something... goddess I wanted to shove her muzzle between my folds, have her suck that throbbing bead off, dine on my waffle with special syrup... the fact I was pretty sure she’d sink her teeth in it in protest was barely enough deterrence to ensure me that would be a bad idea... even if I knew she didn’t eat meat, somehow it feels like she’d make an exception for just one bite to make her point... I doubted it, but... I didn’t want to risk my marehood for a stupid delusional boner from my sick mind.

“Gee... you really are worked up, aren’t you girl?”

Being smart enough to not actually answer, I just lightly kicked with one of my hind legs to attempt to reply.

“... I hate to admit this, but you would really need some stress relief... and I hate to admit that an orgasm would help you with just that... well, I guess I should be thankful you didn’t have energy to rub one out while I was asleep... possibly watching my marehood! ... though, seeing how much I’ve stared at yours, that would be a silly thing to even get upset over, especially as I’m seeing yours erect. Gosh, who’d thought I’d be the one to have seen your marehood better than you’d have seen mine?”

... actually yes. I was very tempted to ask her to show me hers... I mean, aside from faking being asleep and winking at her face, it would only be fair if she showed me hers... oh goddess I wanted to see her tip, I so badly want to know how her head looks like, is her clit mottled? How big is it? What girth does her walls have?

I mentally shook myself out of my stupor, reluctantly starting to fold my lips shut, making my engorged bulb go back inside... my entire body tensed up as I was unable to do so... was Velvet...?

“Ugh... Velvet, what are you doing?”

I felt a faint magical grip around my vulva’s most sensitive sphere...

“I shouldn’t be doing this... it feels really strange to hold another mares clit like this... but I guess it should be okay as long as I stick to my magic? Heh... how was it that old saying went? It’s not gay if the orbs ain’t touching?”

I heard Velvet make a low chuckle, but my attention was elsewhere, was she... was she seriously considering jerking me off? REALLY? I had hard to contain myself. So many different emotions were running through my body right now. I could almost hear her turning around.

“Look... I’m only doing this so she can recover and have a proper nights sleep... nothing sexual about this... just... doctors orders... I don’t have to do this, I chose too...”

I waited with a baited breath and listened to her reassuring herself, restraining all my urges.

“Allright... just this once Velvet, nopony’s going to know about this...”

And with those words, my world suddenly sucked less as her grasp tightened around my joy button. Yeeesss... fuck! Please Velvet, now stroke it... Almost as if she could hear me, her grasp slid like a ripple back and forth over my swollen clit, spreading a warmth throughout my nethers. Oh dear goddess... I wanted to kiss her here and now... this felt soooo good... even if it was just her magic... but I could feel a difference from my own, and the familiar feel of a - wait, n-no, I coul-nrgha! I could only feebly grit my teeth as I grunted and let out a nicker as I unleashed a spurt of my warm liquid, my walls clamping tightly as I shuddered as the orgasm ripped through my body.

Velvet let out a gasp in surprise, giving a sudden forceful squeeze of my sensitive nub. My embarassment of having such a premature ejaculation was replaced with the slight pain of having my girl squashed... not literally, but ow... ow... the intense... or well, more of a throbbing pain, hurt... my clit felt sore, it was making me a little woozy, it was making me aroused... it was giving me another orgasm...

“Oh gosh! I-Is she? But I only just!”

I bucked my hips, shooting out another few streams of my liquid affection.

“Gah! Not there Pip! Oohh! I should’ve know this was a bad idea!”

I felt her magic finally let go of my pearl, sliding inside and colliding with my prostate as she frantically seemed to try to milk my orgasm, yet seemed to want to stop, forcing me into another orgasm as her magic pressed against my sweet spot. I could only let out a slightly higher pitched nicker as I shot another burst of my load. Oh goddess... that felt sooo good... in my euphoric haze my shame of my pathetic sexual stamina was all wiped away as I felt that intense feeling of relief as my lubricant spurted outside of my depth...

“No, no, no! Hush Pip! Stop squirting! What is wrong with you? Why are you acting like a leaking sprinkler back in our stable? When was the last time you rubbed one out even? Last month?!”

Velvets frantic fussing was lost of me as I felt her skin connect with mine, her magic shut off as I felt her hoof, the frog of her hoof pressed against my exposed pearl, giving a few strokes... or that could be from me shuddering... it pushed me over the edge again in either case, I felt my world starting to slip as I felt the last of my load splash against her sole as my orgasms finally seemed to have come to a halt. My muscles were sore... I felt drained and dizzy... and I had problem staying awake, my entire body was still shivering. And no matter how much I wanted to thank her, I knew I had to stay quiet, but as I felt my consciousness slip, that didn’t seem like a big issue as I started to drift off into sleep, utterly spent with a goofy, but satisfied smile on my face, I hoped that Velvet would at least find solace in the fact that I was finally smiling... it was harder and harder to listen to her hushed, frantic voice as I drifted off.

“It’s so... slick... goddess, it’s like spilling juice... at least she doesn’t have the sticky kind I guess? Ugh... it’s all over my hoof and leg, not to mention...Luna it smells like apples! How am I going to clean all of this up? Gosh! Hope she didn’t wake anyone. Gah! Perfect, just perfect, be nice to Pip I said, help her blow off some steam I said. How was I supposed to know she was a hypersensitive water cannon without an off button? Erh... maybe I can cover up the... with... oh goddess! Don’t you dare stir in your sleep mister! I can fix this... just need some... and what are you smiling about? Ah, sorry, I just... augh! Sweet Celestia it’s everywhere!”