The cannon of the head
{-}{AU}: TF2 Ponies
Load Full StoryNext Chapter"Whatinthehell is this thing? Looks like a horse." (engineer)
Voices. Twilight could hear voices. But despite her consciousness slowly returning, she couldn't move a muscle. She couldn't even open her eyes.
"It does appear to be an equid of some sort." (medic)
"A what?" (engineer)
"Horses, Donkeys, Zebras, and such." (medic)
"I ain't never seen a purple zebra before." (scout)
"Nobody asked you, Scout!" (engineer)
"Mission begins in 60 seconds." a calm female voice announced, apparently over some sort of loudspeaker.
"Damn. What're we gonna do with it?" (engineer)
"I have a name, you know!" Twilight retorted, finally finding the energy to speak.
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