Bananajack

by Lillyfroo

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 342

Discord's tricks go a little bit wrong...

When Applejack is mentally and physically changed into a completely different pony, how will the world be able to cope with the fun-loving, insane mare who is obsessed with the squishy fruit that is bananas?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-19 11:55:46 UTC

Of bananas and chaos (Prologue)

OF BANANAS AND WATER PISTOLS

~Discord's POV~

I was bored. there's no crime in being bored, is there? So I decided to have some fun. I tried watching the TV, but all that was on was some stallion waffling on about a personality changing potion, a documentary on chickens, and a- WAIT, WHAT? I flicked desperately through the channels, stopping at the right channel: Chaotic Potions For Trolls. I laughed, before pausing the TV, putting down a note of the recipe, then dancing my way into the kitchenette, pouring the ingredients into a bowl. Chocolate milk? Check. Poison joke? Checkaleckadingdong. Hydra spit? Checkaroo! I stirred it all with a tuft of Celestia's mane that I had weaved into a spoon and solidified with superglue (much to her dismay).

After all of that, I poured it out into a jug and shared it out into separate bottles, each one labelled with a pony. I scratched my head in confusion after a few bottles, before a sinister smile spread across my face. I knew just the mares to mess with. Summoning a mirror, I looked into it at all 6 of the ponies. Princess Egghead was studying (as usual), Little miss hyper was planning a party (as usual), Skittle-mane was practicing for the wonder-faults or whatever they're called, Prissy-pants the fashionista was yelling at her sister for 'not being orderly', and shutter-fly was singing to her animals. I let myself get lost in the song.

*Play the Ponytones: Find the music in you*

I shook it out of my head, then checked the last mirror. Apple-butt was enjoying a nice little nap. I licked my lips. Perhaps I should rain on her parade, I thought. With a POOF, I disappeared.

~Nobody's POV~

As Discord left his less-than-humble abode, the magic mirror's vision of Applejack slowly distorted, as the God Of Chaos himself floated above her head, pouring a strange, yellow goo on her head. Soon, the mare glowed gold, and in her place was another, strangely familiar pony.