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“What do you think it is?”
“I dunno,” Shining Armor shrugged as his wife tipped the oddly heavy box with one hoof. “Who’s it from?”
Cadence rubbed her chin with the bottom of her vibrantly colored pink hoof, humming in thought.
“No idea,” she said slowly, inspecting the package that it had come in and showing it to the curious Shining. “There’s no return address.”
“… Hon, it’s addressed to ‘Princess Candy Ass’.”
“That’s why I’m cautious to open it,” Cadence deadpanned.
Cadence tilted the mysterious box a little, which was difficult enough as it was. It rolled lazily onto its side on the bed, and Cadence stretched and yawned.
“Bit of an odd time of night for a delivery, isn’t it?” Shining asked as he clambered into bed next to her, making himself comfortable beneath the sheets.
“That’s what I thought,” Cadence snuggled next to him as the lights were dimmed. “I guess I’ll find out in the morning. Just a little weird that Twilight didn’t send a letter or anything with it.”
“Or knowing Twily, a seventy page report,” Shining Armor snorted.
“Oh, hush,” Cadence pushed him playfully, giggling. Shining snickered, pulling the sheets a little tighter.
“Good night, baby.”
“Sleep tight, hon.” Cadence mumbled tiredly back, slowly closing her eyes as she tried to drift off to sleep. After a long while of listening to each other’s steadily slowing breathing, Cadence had nearly fallen into a warm doze when she felt a poke on her lower back.
“Mm. Not tonight, hon,” Cadence shifted, sleep tantalizingly close. “Sho sleepy…”
However, the poke on her back gradually began sliding upward and over the base of one of her wings, massaging it. Cadence relaxed a little more, letting Shining’s soft touch glide over one wing, and then the other, and then both at the same time. Cadence grinned as she moaned quietly into her pillow, stretching pleasurably to lie on her stomach and extending her wings more comfortably as they were massaged.
“Ooh, come on, Shiny. You’re just a little off from my weak spot.”
Shining must have heard her, because the next thing she felt was a hot, wet tongue between her legs. She giggled, and added “That is not the weak spot I was talking about, you animal.”
“Yeah,” Shining mumbled in the dark. “An’mal spots.”
Cadence would have replied to his nonsensical muttering, but instead gasped again when his warm tongue slithered deeply inside her. She moaned loudly, her hips raising as she was powerfully lifted little by little into the air. Shining seemed to be so much more feral, but gentle at the same time. The way her wings were carefully massaged in time to being slowly lifted inch by inch, his tongue darting a little bit deeper with each and every plunge. Cadence was quickly being brought close to the edge, like putty in his hooves.
At least, until she realized that she also felt Shining’s tongue on her horn.
At the same time that it was darting inside her.
In confusion, Cadence attempted to create a lasting magical light – and her voice was ripped out of her throat the moment she tried.
Enormous, throbbing green tentacles slithered this way and that all over her body, like a swarm of hungry serpents. Cadence tried to scream, only for an especially thick one to shove its way directly into her open mouth. She gagged when it hit the back of her throat, effectively cutting off her shrieks.
Cadence writhed in terror as she tried to pull away, only to be gradually raised up higher and higher until she was no longer touching the bed. She strained to force the things off with magic, but to no avail; she may as well have been attempting to break a wooden door with a feather. Cadence wriggled against her serpentine captor as the tentacles spread her legs a little further. She could only watch as one of them pounded her slot, thrusting fervently in and out in the same rhythm that her tentacle-based massage still continued on.
Cadence eventually came, a rapid burst escaping her as the limb gyrated powerfully inside her. Finally, the tentacle in her mouth finally pulled away, allowing her a precious, heavy breath.
“S-Shining!” Cadence gasped, only to have her mouth stuffed again by the same tentacle that had just been rubbing her clit. She wiggled, but couldn’t escape the taste of her own juices.
“Yeah,” Shining Armor grinned, never opening his eyes. “Oh~h, babe, that’s so good…”
She stared at the tentacles that appeared to have grasped him as well, although not nearly as many. One of them was slithering up and down over his horn, and the other was slithering up and down over his… other horn.
Cadence was a little surprised to see him with such a large erection; and strangely, it only made her a little bit angrier that it was this bundle of lime worms that was getting him off. She violently struggled again – for about twelve seconds.
She let out a muffled squeal when two of the appendages began dancing their tips just over her anus, squishing back and forth like they were fighting over which one got first entry. Cadence tried jerking upward, but only wound up sinking right back down to them both. Hard.
Cadence moaned when the pair of them slowly wormed their way into her rear, vibrating and rotating as another playfully slapped over her slit. She came forcefully once more, coughing when the tentacle in her mouth pulled away to wrap around her teats.
“S-Shining,” Cadence breathed weakly. “Dammit, Shiny, wake up!”
“I am awake,” he mumbled and eventually cracked an eyelid open, “Mostl- what the fuck?!”
Without warning, Shining was jerked straight into the air.
“Shining!” Cadence strained to fight away the mass of tentacles, trying to get to her husband. “Hang on!”
“To what?” he yelped, the grip around his erect member suddenly becoming much tighter.
“STOP!”
Much to Cadence’s surprise, everything did just that.
Shining Armor was left dangling rather precariously next to her, and she was left lying surprisingly comfortably on her back on a throne of tentacles. Cadence breathed sharply, just as shocked as he was. Within a few seconds, though, the appendages began moving once more; and Cadence had to bite back a yelp as the pair of tentacles pumping into her back passage gradually began to pick up speed again.
“I – I think they heard –” Shining tried to say, but was swiftly distracted by the tugging on his length. The tentacle slithered around it and wrapped his head, tickling the hole as it wetly gripped him.
“… I think you’re right,” Cadence was lost in thought, her fear ever so slowly being replaced by growing curiosity. “But then Twilight…”
She frowned, furrowing her brows and looking over at the thoroughly distracted unicorn.
“… Give him to me.”
Much to Cadence’s surprise, the tentacles did indeed obey her; Shining was pulled around to her, his stiff erection bouncing straight over her lower lips.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa!” Shining strained against the green restraints. “Put me down, put me down!”
This time, the tentacles did not listen or chose not to; Shining stayed exactly where he was, the tentacle around his rock hard member still slowly masturbating him.
Cadence panted with a small sly grin, wrapping her hooves lightly over his waist and pulling him forward.
“I don’t think they’re going to listen to you, honey,” she murmured as his throbbing tip pushed hard against her opening, and Cadence moaned again. Shining was panting just as hard as she was, and Cadence squealed loudly when his tentacle-wrapped schlong began grinding mightily into her tight cavern.
“Tight – damn tight!” Shining grunted through his teeth, wrapping his hooves around her body. The tentacles made way for him to do so, rewrapping around his own grip to keep him firmly against her. His hips pumped furiously away, and Cadence kissed him as she came again. Her eyes nearly rolled back into her head, and the appendages in her rear stickily pulled out, which only served to make her climax harder.
“H-hey,” Cadence murmured into his ear feebly, riding the wave of ecstasy. “Remember that time you really, really wanted to try anal?”
Shining blinked, unsure if his senses could possibly take any more.
“Y-yeah?”
“Spread ‘em, baby.”
Shining didn’t have the chance to respond before he suddenly found his own hole being ground into by an uncomfortably large tentacle.
“NOT WHAT I MEANT, NOT WHAT I MEANT!” Shining Armor yelped, the hot, damp limb wriggling little by little into his anus. Cadence gasped in pleasure again as he suddenly stiffened inside her, his thrusts growing harder and more frantic.
“Ah – ah~h, Shining, yes, don’t stop!” Cadence huffed. “I-I think I’m gonna – ooh!”
“I can’t hold on!” he grunted between thrusts, sweat beading on his brow. “I’m gonna cum, I’m gonna cum!”
Cadence couldn’t help arching her back sharply as Shining’s hot load pumped into her, filling her with his seed. She cried out as she came shortly after, climaxing and trembling as she held Shining closer. Cadence breathed hard with Shining’s face pressed in satisfaction against her own, the mass of tentacles ever so slowly lowering the pair of them as they pulled out one by one and left only Shining inside her. She was surprised that he was even still hard after as much as he had released, and it oozed out a little.
"... Cadence."
"Yeah, hon."
“… Let’s never do anal again.”
Cadence couldn’t help but giggle.
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“Ferndinand?” Shining gaped at her, and Cadence scratched her chin thoughtfully.
“That’s what is said in the box,” she thought heavily. “I guess Twilight named it?”
They sat relaxed with one hoof over the other’s shoulder, the box sitting directly between them. A single tentacle swayed back and forth, almost like it was watching them.
It nodded quickly when Shining spoke, which only creeped him out a little.
“I think it was a really great gift,” Cadence grinned, her cheeks still pink.
“That makes one of us,” he frowned, but it slowly faded when he saw just how pleased she was.
“I just wish Twilight would have sent instructions, or something,” she snickered. “So… ready for round two?”
“S-so long as we leave… that out of it,” Shining Armor glowered distrustfully at the single tentacle, which lowered a little as if it were saddened.
“Oh, hush.”
“Yes, Cadence.”
‘Ferndinand’ interrupted by cracking like a whip.
Shining Armor was not amused.
“Shut up, Ferndinand.”
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