Medical Emergency

by RainbowBob

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, Romance, Comedy
Length: 5148

Redheart's job is to do whatever it takes to help out her patient's problem. When her patient just so happens to be Twilight Sparkle, and her problem a big one, Redheart better prepare herself. Better lock the door first.

With an overbooked schedule, tons of patients, and a shitty wage, Nurse Redheart has to deal with a lot on her plate just to make it through each day. What's worse is the new patient she was assigned to, Princess Twilight Sparkle herself, with a unique medical condition. One which has left both Redheart and Twilight in a strange predicament.

Anything for the patient, right?

Collaboration with the totally cool and awesome Daemon McRae, which you all should totally check out sometime!

Big thanks to my editor, Jake The Army Guy, for all the help!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-20 00:40:05 UTC

Chapter 1: And We Never Spoke Of It Ever Again

The hospital doors opened up just as a shower of rain and violent wind blew right into the waiting room. Closing the door quickly so as to not trouble the patients waiting, Nurse Redheart closed her umbrella and shivered in place.

“Sheesh, it’s a wild one outside, alright,” Redheart said, stomping the end of her umbrella against the carpet to dislodge water from it as she made her way to the front counter, where Nurse Tenderheart was seated. “And here I heard that it was supposed to be sunny days all week long, from what the weathercolt had said.” Redheart removed her coat, frowning as water dripped from its surface and onto her clothes. “It’s going to be a nightmare getting back home in this weather.”

Tenderheart nodded, checking something off on a clipboard as she played with a loose lock of her mane which had fallen out of her bun. “I’ve learned to trust weatherponies about as far as they can carry themselves through those doors. Have you met our weather captain? Two broken limbs just last month because she thought a forty-five degree turn wasn’t ‘cool enough.’ No, it had to be twenty,” the blue mare said, rolling her eyes as she scanned over her clipboard. Her eyes widened as she stopped on one sheet, and she smirked slightly. “Speaking of ponies known for trouble, you will not believe who’s waiting for you in room 115,” Tenderheart snickered.

“Let me guess… Thunderlane knocked his head against a mailbox and thinks I can kiss the boo-boo away?” Redheart gagged, sticking her tongue out and pointing at it. “Seriously, can’t that creep take a hint? We broke up over two weeks ago and he’s still coming after me like a love-struck puppy. It’s getting really pathetic now.”

Tenderheart’s smile grew wider. “Ohhh no. Much better. Seems our princess just scheduled an appointment. And guess who’s the only resident OB/GYN on staff right now?”

Redheart snatched the clipboard from Tenderheart’s hands and glanced over it. “Don’t tell me you signed me up for this?” The blue mare’s smile grew wider. Groaning under her breath, Redheart dropped the clipboard on the desk and rubbed the bridge of her nose. “Great. Just great. I have to deal with with a pompous noble of all things on an already crappy day…”

“Oh come on. Twilight’s not that bad. Of course, you do get to deal with the most severe case of ‘Patient Doctor’ I’ve ever seen.” Tender’s grin was almost vindictive as she leaned forward on her elbows to smile smugly at her coworker.

“Remember when that guy Blueblood ended up in our ward after spraining a pinkie finger at a Ponyville social gathering for nobles?” Redheart asked, glaring daggers at Tenderheart. “That was bad. Twilight I can only hope to be moderately less.”

The receptionist’s expression changed from smug to almost disapproving. “You’re joking right? This is Twilight bleeding Sparkle we’re talking about. Celestia’s apprentice? Savior of the world more than twice? She volunteers for your tent at sports meets, Red.”

“That can just be a public image. Like a celebrity that goes to charity auctions to keep up appearances, but is actually a total asshole.” Redheart starting signing her name into the nurse log, frown still clear on her face. “For all you, me, or anyone else knows, she could be a royal bitch. More than likely since she’s actual royalty now.”

Tender shook her head disbelievingly and shoved the clipboard back in Redheart’s hands. “You might want to get started. You’ve got a busy day.”

Flipping through the clipboard’s pages, Redheart couldn’t help but roll her eyes. “Oh joy, a full plate of patients and bullcrap to go through. Just my luck the first on my list happened to be of your doing.” Redheart turned away and walked away from Tenderheart, calling over her shoulder, “Thanks for that, by the way!”

“Good morning to you too, sunshine!”

Redheart incoherently muttered curses under her breath as she walked at a brisk pace down the hospital wing’s halls. Nurses, doctors, and even patients passed by her, though most knew to avoid being in her way with the expression she had on currently. Redheart was well respected in her position as one of the head nurses, so the hospital staff took extra measures to make sure to not trip over her toes if they could help themselves.

While her first appointment was Princess Twilight, she still had at least another thirty minutes before her highness showed up. So, in the meantime, she might as well as get into her scrubs and out of her wet clothing. She was a professional, after all.

Making her way down the halls with a no-nonsense glare none dared bother, Redheart finally reached the nurse changing station.

Checking inside, Redheart was relieved to see that no one was around. Changing in front of the other nurses was always a chore for her. For one thing, her figure was off-putting. Big up top and in the rear, many of the nurses weren’t exactly comfortable changing around her. Not like she was either, considering some made snide comments behind her back. Though she always got the better end of the deal, since she was the one who assigned the work schedules for the week. So most of the nursing staff tried to stay on her good side to not get the shit jobs. Except this time, she was getting the bitter end of the stick as well.

Opening up her locker, she threw in her soaking coat and umbrella, not really caring much about how they landed. Unbuttoning her shirt, she removed it so that her pair of double D’s were finally free, save for the constrictive hold of her bra. The black lace of the lingerie dug into her white breasts uncomfortably, and Redheart wished she could have gotten a better bra on the way to work. But she didn’t want to be logged as late again, so she had grabbed the first thing in the house and took off to make up time.

Unzipping her pants, she kicked them into the locker along with her shirt. Smoothing out her tail, Redheart noticed her butt was a bit too big and her thighs a little to wide. Considering she was a nurse, she chastised herself for letting her figure go like this. Sure, it was appealing to the stallions and mares, but she took a bit of pride in staying healthy. Looks like a cut back on sweets for the rest of the month were in order.

Staring at herself in the mirror on the inside of her locker door, Redheart prepared herself for the rest of the stressful day ahead of her. First she loosened up her mane from the simple ponytail she put it in with a scrunchie upon leaving for work. Holding the scrunchie in her mouth, she carefully pulled most of her mane back and organized it into a ball. Some deft hand movements later, and she got it into a tight and fit bun as always. The finishing touch was her nurse’s hat with the little red cross in the center atop her head.

Picking up her nurse uniform from the hanger, she compared it next to herself in the mirror. The uniform could barely fit her hourglass figure, and often times she had to unbutton the top just to fit her breasts in there without choking herself of all oxygen. The waistline didn’t even come close to her knees, and usually allowed a sneak peek of her flank and cutie mark to anyone watching. Though she had to admit, the pretty pink dress matched well with her cream colored coat.

Pulling the dress on, Redheart sucked in a bit of breath as she buttoned it up. She got to the top button and stopped, knowing they’d eventually come loose as her day progressed.

Looking over herself in the mirror, Redheart attempted to pull down her skirt so that the lace of her black panties couldn’t be seen. Stockings usually helped with this problem, but she had just torn her last pair. Overall, the huge bulge of breasts at the top of her dress looked ready to break open at any moment, while her thighs couldn’t decide whether to hitch her skirt upward or attempt to keep it somewhat covering her cutie mark of a red cross surrounded by hearts.

Not all the nurses had such a striking figure or uniform to match, but Redheart enjoyed her look. At first in her career the extremely short and immodest dresses had been ordered for her as joke by the rest of the nurses, but Redheart wore them nonetheless, turning their mocking into blushes as she proudly wore her uniform. She remained defiant against the jeers and cheers. Plus, if a higher-up happened to complain or comment about her showcasing of so much skin, she gladfully chewed their head out over it. So in the end, she couldn’t complain much.

Smoothing out the last of the wrinkles on the skirt of her dress, Redheart exited the locker room and walked down the halls with her clipboard held to her side. Each step caused her knockers to jiggle and bounce, though there weren’t too many patients or staff in the hospital so early in the morning to stare. Although, Redheart was sure she made at least one doctor run into a wall while she passed by. The satisfying smack of their forehead against drywall was enough to alert her.

Finally reaching the OB/GYN wing of the hospital, Redheart remembered Tenderheart mentioning Twilight would be located in room 115. Reaching her door, Redheart tugged down her skirt and smoothed out her mane, throwing on her best faux smile before going inside the room. “Why hello there, Princess Twilight, my name is Nurse Redheart,” Redheart said upon entering the room. “I’ll be helping you today.”

Twilight just looked blankly at her. “Yes, I do believe we’ve met before.”

Redheart’s smile remained as wide as ever as she checked her clipboard. “I think so, too. It looks like you’ve scheduled an appointment early. Your next checkup wasn’t supposed to be at least for another couple of months.” Glancing up at Twilight, she asked, “So, are there any problems you are having?”

Twilight cast her glance nervously about the room. “Ok, so there’s this… spell… that I’ve been trying. Or, that I tried. Well, it’s still, technically, going, but…” she trailed off, the next few words becoming a slur of mumbles and incoherent sounds.

Redheart put her clipboard behind her back and tilted her head at Twilight. “I’m sorry, your majesty, but I can only help if you properly explain to me exactly what is going on. Now, if you used a spell to do a check for STD’s I can already tell you that can be some risky magic to use. One of our doctors can test you for that. Or is it for something else?”

“Well, see, there’s kind of a big problem with being a Princess. It’s kind of… hard to get laid.”

“Pardon me?” Redheart asked, holding a hand to her ear and leaning forward.

“It’s kind of difficult to, um, attract attention. If you know what I mean,” Twilight said evasively.

Redheart arched a brow. Twilight was attractive alright, Redheart had to give her that. While Redheart herself was a bit more top-heavy and plump in the sides, Twilight rocked a supermodel figure of a nice sized bust, a slender stomach, and eye-catching hips. The unicorn—or rather, alicorn now—was dressed modestly in a sweater and long jeans, but Redheart had noticed with close attention before her coronation that Twilight was pretty hot. So her statement left the nurse confused.

“Um… isn’t being a princess getting you enough attention as it is?” Redheart asked.

Twilight seemed to have had enough of being evasive. “I haven’t gotten laid in months! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a date when every stallion in town is absolutely terrified of you?! Like I’m going to send them to the moon if I don’t like them! That’s not even a thing we do! So I… well, I cast a spell on myself to make me more… sensitive. I figure if some stupid stallion wasn’t going to rut me till I passed out that I could at least do it to myself. Only…”

“Oh geez, not another one,” Redheart sighed, running a palm across her face. “Let me guess. You used a spell to get yourself to climax much better than before, but only now you don’t know how to turn it off?”

Twilight gave Redheart a flat stare. “I came three times on the way here,” she deadpanned.

Redheart covered her mouth with her clipboard so Twilight wouldn’t see her smirk. “Oh… oh my, that’s definitely a problem. How powerful did you make the spell, exactly? Usually we get a call after a pony’s had it working for four hours or more…”

“I fell asleep to it last night. Apparently it builds up over time.” The alicorn hid her blush behind her hands.

“Wow… pfft. Gimme a minute,” Redheart muttered, attempting to hold back her giggles as best she could. She was expecting some dimwitted teen or a drunken adult to pull an idiotic stunt like this, as was the usual case, but for a princess and scholar like Twilight? That was unreal. Taking in gulps of air to choke back her laughter, Redheart put the clipboard down and said, “Well, this shouldn’t be too much of a bother to fix, princess. Less than fifteen minutes and you’ll be as good as new.”

“What, do you have some kind of ready counterspell or potion available?” the purple alicorn asked eagerly.

“Well, we have no luck on the potion, but I believe Dr. Ironhooves may know a spell to fix it. I think he’s in radiology right now, but I could ring him up for you.”

Twilight nodded her head eagerly. “Oh, please, do that. I can’t move without getting close to getting off anymore. And sitting still just makes it worse.”

Going to the emergency phone located in every patient’s room in the hospital, Redheart rang up the front desk. “Hey, Tenderheart, you still on your shift? It’s Redheart. Is Dr. Ironhooves still appointed to radiology?”

“Sorry, Red. He went home twenty minutes ago. What’s up?” Tender’s voice came in as a lazy drawl over the phone.

Redheart bit back a curse, looking over at Twilight who was frowning. Smiling at her cheerfully, Redheart turned away and cupped a hand over the receiver. “I got a problem here, Tender. The princess royally fucked up, and Ironhooves was the only doctor on staff that knew the easy way out. Twilight’s cast one of those stupid ‘super-duper climax’ spells, and I’m not sure whether I can get rid of it or not. They’re supposed to wear out but she’s said her’s has been going on since last night!”

The other end of the line erupted in laughter. “Pfffftahahahaha! Are you serious?! Oh god, oh god oh godohgodohgod. I can’t… I can’t even…” the rest was hearty laughing and heavy breathing close to hyperventilation.

“I know, have a big laugh, but you were the one who fucking stuck me with her!” Redheart reminded her. “Now, how exactly do I get rid of… it? This is Ironhoof’s territory and we don’t have any prescription drugs to cut back against this type of magic. Solutions, I need them, fast!”

After Tender took some time to reconcile her ability to breath with her ability to appreciate stupid humor, she eventually coughed out: “Look, just… did she already make herself pass out from cumming too hard?”

“She said she came about three times on the way over here, so she might be close.” Redheart glanced back at Twilight, who was staring nervously at her own groin. “She also said she fell asleep to it last night, so maybe?”

“Well, that’s good. That’s one part of the… pffft… hard way to do it. Listen, all you gotta do now is get her off. And not like, letting her do it. It’s a self-satisfaction spell. Somepony else has to pop her cork, you know?”

Redheart blushed instinctively. “... You gotta be kidding me. Was this spell made by some horny college fratcolts or something?”

“Nope. Princess Luna.”

“Of course. Of fucking course, the princess who hasn’t gotten anything in over a thousand years would come up with a spell like this.” Looking back to Twilight, who nervously waved to her, Redheart asked, “So… do we have any tools for this or anything like that? Is this even legal at all?”

“Legal? Hell if I know. But I’ve had to do it myself a couple of times. And if you’re asking about tools…” Tender’s playful tone left the obvious implication hanging in the air like yet another obvious implication.

“Wait… oh. Oh, you are sick!” Redheart muttered, her only response being deep laughter on the other end of the line. “Okay, Miss Pervertheart, how exactly do I break it to the princess here? I don’t even know if her majesty swings that way, much less will agree to such a means to cure herself.”

“Redheart, right now I’d fuck Discord on Celestia’s dinner table if it meant I didn’t collapse every five minutes on the way home,” Twilight whined from her seat in the back of the room.

“I did not need that mental image in my head, thank you very much!” Redheart called back. Putting the receiver back to her lips, Redheart asked, “Hey, Tender, let’s say I do the worst of your shifts for the rest of the week. Can you handle this situation for me then?”

“No.”

“Why not?!” Redheart blurted out.

“Because I didn’t give you Twilight. She asked for you herself.”

The nurse’s eyes opened wide and her pupils shrank. “Oh fuck,” she muttered, hanging up the phone as she turned to Twilight. Who just so happened to only be a few inches away from her face. Backing up to the wall, Redheart said, “W-well, um… p-princess, I—”

“Look, Redheart. I don’t care if I have to issue a royal decree to bend me over the sink. I am not going home like this!”

“Why me though? I mean, you can have anypony in this hospital, but you chose me!” Redheart stared down at her dress, and sighed. “Well fuck, it’s because of my tits, isn’t it?”

“Honestly, I didn’t know that having somepony else rail you would make it go away. I’d have just asked somepony like Rainbow or Vinyl over if that were the case. I asked for you because I was extremely embarrassed, and you’re the only member of the hospital staff I know personally. It just so happens that you’re also the only other pony in this room,” Twilight added. Her eyes weren’t full of lust, as one would expect from somepony intending rather aggressive and sudden sexual intercourse, but more of a quiet, burning determination.

“Ugh… fine, fine,” Redheart said, waving Twilight over to the operating chair. “Damnit, the weird shit just has to happen on my shift. Just… get yourself comfortable and we’ll get this over with quickly. I have a bunch of other patients today to deal with.”

Twilight didn’t follow, instead leaning closer to Redheart, nearly pinning her against the wall.

“Um, princess,” Redheart said, holding her clipboard close to her chest, “I’m going to need you in the chair so I can, uh…”

“Now, now,” Twilight said, her voice much more agreeable, and a bit lower, “Just because we’re in a hospital doesn’t mean you have to be so clinical about this. We could at least have some fun…” she breathed in the nurse’s ear. Her wings folded gently against the wall as she pressed herself closer.

“Whoa there, your majesty. I’m not paid enough for this job to get this attached to a patient,” Redheart explained, slowly pushing Twilight back. “Just give me, like, five minutes and I should have you cured in no time.” Redheart gulped as she brought her fingers up, knowing where they’ll have to end up being soon.

Twilight took the opportunity to entwine her fingers with the other mares. “Oh, come oooonnnn… I thought we were friends,” she punctuated the sentence by pushing her thigh forward between Redheart’s legs.

“A-aren’t you too much of a big shot to be friends with me?” Redheart asked, finding herself folding underneath Twilight’s gaze and superior height. “I mean, you’re royalty now. You have no need to be friends with a small-town nurse like me.”

“If that were true, Redheart, I wouldn’t have any friends in this town. Just because they gave me a crown doesn’t mean I can’t still be… friendly. And besides, even if we weren’t friends, would you still be so cold and cruel as to make a pony sit through an orgasm like a medical procedure? Sex is special,” she breathed, tickling the nurse’s ear with her words. “It should be enjoyed.”

“P-princess, I-I think all those orgasms h-have been messing with your head!” Redheart said, her white face a dark shade of red now. “Maybe you don’t have enough blood rushing to your head, o-or something, but I think it would be much better for the two of us if you’d—”

Twilight silenced her with an aggressive kiss. Catching her mid-word made it easy to slip her tongue in, and soon she was in complete control of the situation. She moaned hungrily against Redheart’s mouth, one hand leaning on the wall for support, and the other clutching the nurse’s hip and pulling her close. The fabric of her jeans rustled as she leaned her thigh against Red’s panties.

Redheart could barely believe Twilight, the princess herself, was kissing her. Twilight’s tongue was hungry and unrelenting, forcing itself into her mouth to wrestle and wrangle with her own. And after the first few seconds, Redheart found herself following Twilight’s lead, her own tongue gladly twisting with Twilight’s as they both fought for dominance. The clipboard fell out of Redheart’s hands, her palms now on Twilight’s hips as the two joined closer in their embrace. Soon, even Redheart’s eyes closed as she was lost in the kiss, only wanting more of what Twilight offered.

The purple alicorn sensed her prey’s submission, and pounced eagerly. Her hungry kiss turned into a trail of bites and licks down the white mare’s neck, along her jawline, and eventually settling for nibbling on her ear.

Her hands, however, were telling a different story, as she readily yet slowly explored the voluptuous nurse’s curves with her palms and fingers. Cupping a breast here, and a squeeze of rather generous flanks there, she explored her partner’s body with the kind of agonizing patience that only a scholar could appreciate.

Eventually Redheart, needed some space, feeling more than overheated and a little uncomfortable. Sliding to the side, out of Twilight’s grasp, Redheart adjusted her nurse’s hat and pink mane to a somewhat neat order and said, “T-Twilight, th-that was… was pretty unconventional for me. I am a medical professional, after all.”

“And you think this is something Princess’s do regularly?” Twilight asked. She considered some of the rumors that surrounded Celestia and Luna, and frowned. “Don’t answer that.”

“Listen, I’m just not comfortable with this. It makes me seem like I’m taking advantage of the patient, which just so happens to be a princess for crying out loud.” Redheart hastily pulled down her skirt and reached for the clipboard that had fallen to the floor. “So, just get to the chair so we can—”

She never finished her sentence, as the librarian scooted around behind Redheart while she knelt, and reached around to lay a palm on her breast, and another on her inner thigh. “Nuh-uh. Like I said, the last thing I want is to make this some calculated medical procedure. If you’re gonna make me orgasm, I’m sure as hell gonna enjoy it,” she purred. Kneading the breast, and sliding her other hand under the flimsy fabric of Redheart’s uniform, she resumed nibbling on the nurse’s ears. “And there’s no reason you shouldn’t, as well.”

Redheart fell to the floor, now trapped on her back as Twilight stood above her. Before she could react, Twilight had removed her sweater, apparently wearing nothing underneath it. ‘Wow, she really is desperate for release.’ As Redheart was fixated by the appealing view of Twilight’s tits, Twilight herself was fumbling with Redheart’s dress buttons. “W-wait, what if someone walks in!” Redheart said, holding Twilight’s arms back.

The alicorn raised an eyebrow, and with little more than a sideways glance, sealed the door from there. “Please,” she said smugly, rolling her eyes. She grasped Redheart’s wrists, and pinned them above the disheveled mare’s head. With more room to work, she started exploring Redheart’s neck, and the top of her chest, with her lips and tongue.

Redheart thought long and hard on her available choices while the princess was licking her like a lapdog. On one hand, she hadn’t gotten laid in a few weeks, so that was a plus. On the other hand, it was with a patient, who just so happened to be a princess. On the other, other hand, said princess was pretty hot and not as much as a bitch as she had first thought. On the other, other, other hand… she felt a draft.

Looking down, Redheart realized her bra had been removed and her enormous breasts were being ransacked by Twilight’s lust. Knotting one of the large mounds and using her fingers to twist Redheart’s nipple, Twilight suckled on the other, eliciting a moan from the mare. “Oh gosh, princess, p-please,” Redheart muttered, a growing warmness settling in between her legs. “My tits are v-very sensitive.”

Twilight glanced up from her predatory position, and all at once Redheart realized she shouldn’t have said that. Twilight’s expression was one of lust and excitement, in such a dangerous balance as to say ’Oh, really?’. “Great,” she responded, and went back to work, trailing her tongue between the two generous breasts, and forgoing her grip on Redheart’s wrist to press her face deeply into her victim’s cleavage, grasping both breasts and squeezing them greedily.

“Sh-shit!” Redheart muttered, bliss sending her into a paralyzed state of enjoyment while Twilight fondled her breasts like a foal playing with their toy. In retaliation, Redheart reached out and grabbed Twilight’s butt, knowing where to hit and make sure it hurt. “O-oh yeah, well, l-let’s see how you like this!” Redheart shouted, trailing her hand down Twilight’s asscheeks so that her finger poked Twilight’s sensitive regions, which just so happened to be extra sensitive at the moment.

“Aah!” Twilight squealed, her triumphant grin replaced with a blissful smile. “Yes, that’s what I’m talking about!” she cried, letting go of one breast to move her hand in between Redheart’s thighs. Squeezing her nurse’s crotch aggressively, she rubbed her palm against the smooth fabric of Redheart’s black panties. Her other hand stayed where it was, massaging the other breast and pulling it towards her hungry mouth.

Redheart was having none of that, so she stuck one hand inside Twilight’s jeans while she used her other to move to the front. Unsurprisingly, Twilight was wearing no panties, so Redheart merely gripped her asscheek with all her strength while squeezing it here and there. With her other hand, however, she unzipped Twilight’s jeans and stuck her forefinger and middle finger through. “Now then, princess, we’ll just see—” Redheart stopped mid sentence. Both her fingers were warm and wet, and a radiance seemed to be seeping from Twilight’s pussy. Redheart could already feel the heat, along with the slick wetness that dripped out. “Wow… um… you really weren’t lying about all those orgasms.”

The princess smiled sheepishly, an expression Redheart wasn’t expecting given her current demeanor, and nodded. “Yeah, pretty much. But enough talk,” she growled, returning to her earlier fervor. She gripped Redheart’s wrist, and pulled the nurse’s hand to her crotch.

With not much else to work with, Redheart did as Twilight requested and stuck her finger’s back into her snatch. She tenderly slid her fingers up and down Twilight’s clit, before opening her folds and taking a dive into her depths. With two fingers now inside Twilight, Redheart decided to wiggle them a bit and see how Twilight reacted from there.

Almost immediately, Twilight screamed, Redheart’s fingers being squeezed together as Twilight’s legs trembled. Redheart was afraid Twilight would actually fall atop her, but instead she just shuddered for a little while as her muscles contracted. Redheart quickly pulled her fingers out, her entire hand covered in Twilight’s fluids as the princess rode what could have been her fourth or fifth orgasm that day.

Twilight’s eyes slid back in their sockets, just a little, as she rolled over to the side. Lying flat on her back, she stared at the ceiling and sighed. “Oh… wow. I already feel a little better. That might have actually worked.”

“What?” Redheart asked, sitting up and staring down at Twilight. “That quickly?”

Twilight stared up at the nurse. “I told you I was sensitive. You sounded like you knew what I was talking about. Why, you wanna try?” she asked suggestively, waggling her eyebrows. “I do have some free time this afternoon, you know.”

“This afternoon? You got me all excited right now! For pete’s sake, I’m wet and I have no bra!” Redheart pointed out, opening her arms out wide to showcase her body. “Now I’m supposed to go through my entire day being turned on and dealing with a bunch of patients while I’m horny! Just great!”

“Well, you were the one who said they wanted this done quickly so they could go back to work,” Twilight said simply. She got up, zipping up her jeans, and grabbed a few paper towels to dry herself off.

“I… But… You… Oh, fuck me,” Redheart sighed, laying back and covering her face with her hands. “Just… keep the door locked for me for about five minutes, will ya?”

Twilight looked back with a knowing grin as she opened the door to let herself out. “Oh, I don’t think that will be a problem,” she said, stepping out into the hall.

Redheart was about to ask what the hell she meant when Tenderheart stepped into the room. Already in the process of unbuttoning her shirt, she said, “So, you said something about ‘fuck me’? I think I can figure something out.”

Redheart stared up at Tenderheart, then back to her already naked body, then back at Tenderheart again. Shrugging, she said, “Better make that ten minutes then.”