Well then here's how it happened for the last year or so I've been working on an outfit in my spare time with my spare change and it was the sexiest stainless and silk tux in this world and by gum I was going to show it off at the local theaters annual talent show.

and I did.

For I was "Mercury the Magnificent!!! Magician Extraordinaire!" and my act was going absolutely brilliantly until the band of scarves I dropped in the hat from my sleeves snagged on the multidimensional worm hole in the bottom.

Now with my introduction to Equestria occurring within a High security area and no explanation for how I got there followed by a string of wacky mishaps and shenanigans.

Well to put it simply I didn't think my first time stoned would be quite so literal.

AN: lets see where the bandwagon takes me cover art would be nice.