The best sexy wexy night in the history of all Equestria

by Ksfn

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 2007

The Doctor brings Twilight and her friends on the most rediculous adventure off all time !

The Doctor needs Twilight and her friends to help him defeat the Cybermen and Daleks with the help of The Planeteers and Littlepip! With lots of sex in between!

(Author note. Someone offered me 10 dollars to write a fanfiction while smashed. This is the result. I expect it to be at the highest rated section within a week. Don't disappoint me!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-21 01:00:05 UTC

The Doctor, The Princess, The Lightbringer, Security and the Planeteers!

Once upon a time in the magical land of equestria...

Twilight sparkle was wandering around the everfree forest when she came across a young earth pony buck lying onthe ground. He had a brown coat and a fancy brown mane and a hourglass for a cutie mark.

"Oh my gosh are you okay?!" Exclaimed the Alicorn princess because the buck looked like he might not exactly be okay

The buck rose from the ground and and ran towards the princess and got all up in her personal space and asked

"Are you Princess Twilight Sparkle?"

"Ummm yes?" Replied the pretty pony princess

"I am the Doctor!" replied the brown earth pony stallion. "We need to gather your friends and get going as soon as possible! We must get Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Apllejack and go! But not spike! Fuck spike! No one likes him anyway!"

The Doctor grabbed Twilight by the hoof and they raced off towards ponyville.

"Where are we goin Doctor!?" Exclaimed Twilght Sparkle, Alicorn Princess.

"On an adventure!" Replied the Doctor.

They arrived in Ponyville not a moment too soon. They gathered up all of Twilight's best friends and met in the ponyville library.

"What exactly is this all about Doctor?" Said Rarity, the beautiful white unicorn mare.

"Ya Doc? What are we all doing in the library hurr durr durr." Said spike the retarded purple dragon.

"Oh my god spike shut the fuck up you use little purple piece of shit!" Said the alicorn princess, Twiight Sparkle.

"Ya Spike why don't you go fuckin go get a rope, tie a noose and go hang yourself in the fucking closet. Or better yet go drown yourself in the fucking ocean so we don't ever even have to deal with seeing your body again." Said the white unicorn cunt, Rarity.

"Seriously Spike you're fucking uselesss. Why do you even exist? I sure am great. Wow I'm fucking awesome. I'm so fucking awesome, I come when I look in the godamn mirror." Said Rainbow Dash the Rainbow maned lesbian.

"Spike, every single time we fucked I never even came. You're such a fucking loser spike. Like seriously you couldn't find the clit if your life depended on it. I never even got wet." Said Fluttershy the sweet innocent butter yellow pegasus.

"Spike I go to bed everynight I go to bed wishing the writers would have never included you in the show." Said Pinkie Pie, the earth pony who apparently had no respect for the fourth wall.

"I gah bah damn his boo ballah fu dah ro sho no bo bakka redneck fuck mamma bo Spike!" Said Applejack.

"Awww shucks you guys you're makin me blush! Hyuck!" Said the little useless dragon, with his use little dragon cock. He should die and burn in hell.

"That is enough everypony! Time is very important here! I would know! Im the fucking doctor, I know all about time! We need to get going now!" Said the earth pony who had introduced himself as the doctor.

All the ponies looked at the doctor, with their big, sexy pony eyes and asked in unison "Where the fuck are we going doc?" (Except Applejack who was fucked by Big Macintosh so good it left her unable to form coherrent sentences)

"We're going on adventure! A super cool super awesome, sexy fun adventure through time and space!"

"Hooray!" Replied all the ponies

"Except." Said Doctor Whoove's "I've misplaced the fuckin TARDIS so we'll be using alternative modes of transportation!"

At that exact moment Cheerilee drove through the wall of ponyville library with her magic school bus. It totally had a face and everything!

"All aboard everypony!" Cried Cheerilee from the driver's seat of the totally awesome magic school bus.

"Cheerilee what the fuck? You dumb cunt! You broke my godamn wall! I'm a princess now bitch! I'll have you fuckin executed for this! Fuckin bitch ass, earth pony cunt, fuckin drive through my fuck wall. Bitch." The Princess, Twilight Sparkle said to Cheerilee as she entered her home.

All the Ponies boarded the magic school bus and the bus took off into the skyy and entered a amgic portal. It started going through time and space. During the flight, the sweet and inncent Fluttershy trotted up to Cheerilee, who was driving the bus, and asked her.

"Hey Cheerilee, I'm bored mind if i fuckin eat your pussy while your drivin this magic bus into the fuckin void of time and space?"

And Cheerilee said "Fuck yeah! That sounds awesome!" And Fluttershy proceded to go down on Cheerilee.

Upon Climax, the ponies reached their destination. When they realized they were in an alternate version of Equestria. One where polution is a real fuckin problem. They came across a group of five ponies trying to fight of the Cybermen who were trying to destroy Equestria's enviroment.

"Oh no!" Cried Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle. "We have to help them somehow! We need to elements of harmony!"

"We don't have the elements of harmony! We left them in the library!" Said Rainbow Dash the sky coloured lesbian Pony.

"Aw fuck! What are we ever gonna fuckin do!?" Said Rarity.

"Oh sho fot not shit cunt fuckadiddle piss!" Exclaimed the incoherrent, inbred farm pony Applejack.

"We're doomed! I'll never fuck my poor helpless animals again!" Cried sweet innocent little, butter yellow Fluttershy.

"I'm sure the doctor will know what to do! The author of the story will give him some sort of dues ex machina to help the plot along!" Said that fourth wall breaking pink cunt.

"Don't worry ladies I have a plan!" Exclaimed the Doctor. Ain't he fuckin cool.

At that point then doctor whipped out his sonic screwdriver and zapped the five teenaged ponies who were fighting the Cybermen, and magic rings appeared on the ponies hooves. One by one, each of the five ponies thrust there hoof into the air and they shouted.

"Earth!"

"Fire!"

"Wind!"

"Water!"

"Heart!"

The rings shot out multicoloured beams of energy and when the colided a new, really cool super powered pony appeared!

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!" Exclaimed Captain planet, the coolest fucking super hero of all time! He flew towards the army of enviroment hatin Cybermen and shouterd out...

"I'mma fuck up sum Cybamen bitch!" Captain Planet always said the wittiest and most clever things.

The Cybermen shot their laser's at Captain Planet. Little did they know, that Captain Planet actually invented lasers, therefore lasers have no effect on him wahtsover. Captain Planet then went and proceeded to fuck up all the Cybermen and saved the planet.

"Woohoo! Go Planet!" Exclaimed the Mane six and the Pony Planeteers simoultanously!

The Planeteers galloped up to the mane six ponies and Doctor Whooves.

"How can we ever repay you?" Said the Planeteers.

"Let's all fuck!" Exclaimed the sweet, innocent little Fluttershy.

The Planeteers agreed and they all got down to it. The dark brown pony buck, who represented the element of Earth, got all up inside Applejack.

"Damn, he's almost as big as macintosh...almost." Applejack thought to herself.

The bright red buck who was the embodiment of the element of fire, trotted over to pinkie pie and started going down on her hardcore. Desperately, gasping for breath amongst the euphoria, Pinkie Pie exclaimed

"Thank you story author for giving me the hot red head!"

Don't worry Pinkie you're my favorite pony. There's more goodness to come for you.

The small little indian pony who represented the gay ass element of heart got Rarity. Lucky little fuck. He came before he was even able to get inside her. Rarity, the beautifful white unicorn was pissed, so she went over and stuck her hoof in Captain Planets butthole while he was fucking Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle.

Fluttershy was off having her pussy eaten by the water bitch, while she was eating out the pussy of the wind bitch while the wind bitch was eatin the pussy of Rainbow Dash.

Cheerilee filmed the whole thing.

Afterwards they all got back on the magic school bus and went into the far future. When they got there, they discovered a war torn future that had been super fucked up by Zebra's with magic nuclear bombs. The Mane six ponies then came across a tiny little unicorn mare wearing a fucking pipboy from the fallout games, but she called hers a pipbuck because isn't that fucking clever.

"Hi there, I'm littlepip, the worlds gone to shit, I'm a lesbian lets have a gay orgy!" Said the small timid unicorn mare to the mane six ponies.

"Not yet." Exclaimed the Doctor. "First we have to defeat the daleks!"

So Littlepip boarded the fucking school bus and they flew across equestria. When they landed they came across Blackjack who said

"Oh my god just fucking kill me! My life is hell! ICan't take it any more! Just let if fucking end! It just goes on and on and on! I want to be done with it all! How many times to I have to be blown up, raped and upgraded before the author of my fucking story will be satisfired! Hurry up and write the fucking ending already! Wrap it up! I'm seriously sick of waiting!"

"Come with us Blackjack! We're gonna stop the Daleks and then have an orgy!" Said Littlepip, the best fucking OC anybrony ever made!

"Fucking sweet I love orgy's!" Said Blackjack who's seriously just as good as Littlepip and even though her story drags on forever I still love the story so much, it's really fucking good actually.

So the ponies and the doctor and the fallout equestria protaganists, ran off to face the daleks. Thry arrived at the dalek space ship and the daleks exclaimed "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" because that's what fuckin Daleks say. They fought the Daleks and the doctor was killed in th fight and right when all hope seemed lost, Blacjack gave birth to the most badass pony child who ever fucking lived, Optimus Megatron, and he proceded to make sure the Daleks had a really bad time, for all of eternity. Then they all boarded the magic school bus and went back the the library and started there orgy. Applejack invited Big Macintosh and he fucked her, in both her holes so good she wouldn't be buckin any apples for months. Twilight got it on with Blacjacka and littlepip at the same time and when she came she exclaimed "FALLOUT EQUESTRIA FUCKIN RULES AND PROJECT HORIZONS IS EQUALLY GOOD!" Fluttershy got it on with Optimus Megatron and it was so good that when she came her heart stopped but Optimus Megatron brought her back to life. Then fucked her again. She'd never been so greatful. Rarity and Pikie Pie started going down on each other when suddenly I couldn't take it anymore. I burst through the screen of my laptop. Transformed myself, Magically into a pony and proceded to fuck Rarity and Pinkie Pie. In that order. While I came into Rarity, Pinki Pie was kind enough to ram her hoof in my buthole. Then I had a nice glass of orange juice and I fucked pinkie pie right in her pinkie pie. Then I fucked twilight right in her sparkle. I went down on rainbowdash while i came in fluttershy, the i ate Applejack's apple then I sucked off Big mac. I went over to Blacjack and Littlepip. I sucked Littlepip's clit till she was screaming the names of gods she never heard of and I rammed Blackjack until she was dryer than the fuckin saharrah desert. I flew to canterlot and fucked Celestia and Luna because I figured that's b the polite thing to do while i was in Equestria. I gave Cheerilee a good lickin right before I rammed her. Then, I married Pinkie pie and me and Optimus Megatron, Stole the Doctor's Tardis and now we travel the universe fighting crime. Best story ever. The End.