Chocolate Pony Sailor

It was a beautiful summer day; Celestia’s sun was greeting the town of Ponyville with a warm glow. Everypony in town was busy at work at Ponyville Town Square; it was Saturday which meant one thing, Ponyville’s weekly Flea Market. However one very pink pony in particular was extremely busy rooting around in piles of random items in search for something for her latest party game.

"There just has to be some eyes in this pile” said Pinkie Pie flinging an old phonograph in the air continuing her crazed search. “I need them so we can make party masks!”

“Is there something you’re looking for because I can help you?” said a voice behind her.

“Hi Derpy! Do you have a pair of googly eyes?!” yelled the pink party pony which caused some bystanders to turn and look at the commotion. “Do you? “ Derpy just starred and turned around and slowly lifted her hind legs…

KA-POW!!

Next thing she knew Pinkie Pie was flying at least twenty feet through the air after being violently bucked by an extremely angry and offended Derpy.

“NICEBUCKYOUSHOULDREALLYHELPAPPLEJACKATAPPLEBUCKINGSEASON!!"Pinky yelled as she came hurdling to earth.

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“Hey! I have a complaint with that comic book you sold me last week! It sent me and my friends into the actual story and we had to fight the Mare-iac to get back to our world!!” yelled a displeased Spike

“We’ll you know that old saying ‘let the buyer beware’, all sells final!” said a smug Draconequus behind a booth with a sign saying CANTERLOT ENCHANTED COMICS. “But tell you what I’ll give you the next issue of The Power Ponies. In this one they fight the evil Iron Hoof."

“Well… okay as long as nothing crazy happens.” said Spike as he took the comic a walked away already reading it.

“Enjoy Humdrum I’m sure l someday you won’t be just a bumbling sidekick” called out Discord. Spike quickly turned around ready to tell him off when a pink asteroid hit the ground next to Discord’s booth with a sickly bone crunching… THUD!

“Okay… Ouch!!” said a dust covered Pinkie in the middle of a smoldering crater.

“Well, well, well if it isn’t the former Element of Laughter.” Said a deep, sly voice from a nearby booth.

“Discord what are you doing here?!” demanded Pinkie Pie as she picked herself up and brushed some dirt off her coat. “And what do you mean former Element of Laughter!!”

“You gave up your Element of Harmony to save the Tree of Harmony” grinned the draconequus.

“Yes, but even though we gave up our Elements our friendship is what connects us together and makes it’s more powerful than any magic and it will never break!” Pinkie said standing proud and tall.

“Yawn, haven’t we heard this speech before? Now either buy something or be gone.” Discord leaned back in his chair taking a sip out of his drink. “I’ve got a customer complaint to attend to.” pointing at an angry Spike. ”You have a complaint with customer service, my young drake?”

Spike walked up calmly to the comic book draconequus “Yeah I do have a complaint… WHY DON’T YOU GO EAT LEAMONS AND DIE!!” With a snap of Discord’s fingers all the comics on the top shelf flew up into the air and sprouted razor sharp fangs and growled like a pack of angry timberwolves and began to chase him away.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….” The young dragon ran for his life towards the library with the comics hot on his heels.Pleased with his bad deed he threw his head back and let out a sinister laugh but quickly turned his attention towards an angry looking Pinkie Pie.

“Your still here?” he said sarcastically as he leaned his head close to the unhappy party pony.

“That wasn’t nice at all!! You should go apologize, Right Now!!” she scolded the chaotic comic book vender.

“I could or I could give you one of my comics for the low cost of five bits or if you go away and not tell Celestia on me” said Discord try to quickly get her to leave.

“I don’t have any more bits on me.” She said with a big smile on his face pulling out a tray full of sweets “I spent it all on cotton candy and funnel cake with strawberries and sprinkles!!”

“So take one and go away” a comic book was quickly shoved into her face titled “CRUEL BUT FUNNY: BACKSTABBER EDITION”. Pinkie removed the comic from her face and began to read it.

“Free Comic, Yay!” she exclaimed! She quickly opened the book and began to read, but as soon as she did her pupils grew and filled her entire eyes turning them pitch black. “Whoa! This could permanently warp my little mind!”

“I believe it’s far too late for that, my dear.” Scoffed the comic book draconequus “Now go and remember not a word to Celestia.” Pinkie Pie hopped away reading her new book. However just before she was out of earshot Discord called out to her “If your short on bits I here enchanted comic books have great ads that just might help you set sail to vast treasures!! “.
A sinister smile spread across his face knowing of the terrible events that would soon come to into play.

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“This comic is the greatest comic EVER!!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed as she bounced up in the air at a height level that would make any rabbit green with envy.
As Pinkie read her book, two garbage carts being pulled by some stallions accidently crash into each other dumping trash all over the road. They quickly began to argue about whose fault it is and telling each other off before breaking into a brutal fight determined to kick the other’s flank.

“I’m totally desensitized by gore and mayhem!! Who says comic books aren’t good for you.” Said Pinkie as a stray tooth from one of the stallions fell at her hooves. She picked up the tooth and smiled “somepony hasn’t been flossing regularly”