Chocolate Pony Sailor

“Are you sure you don’t need my help Twilight?” Said Spike who was currently in his basket completely wrapped in bandages like some kind of reptilian mummy due to yesterdays rabid book attack. Twilight was currently trying to make Spike and herself breakfast but instead covered in waffle batter, butter, caramel, and liquid smoke.

“I’m fine Spike, you just stay in bed and rest so you’re wounds can heal” Said Twilight as tried to get a spatula that was stuck to her flank with the caramel. She angrily started muttering as she continued in her vain attempt to cook breakfast. “I can’t believe she made us free that lousy mutant thinking he could be reformed… OW!! I Burned Myself!!"

Knock… Knock… Knock

“I got it” Called out Spike as he struggled to get out of bed and make it downstairs to the front door.

“No Spike! Don’t Get Up I’ll Get The…” Twilight’s sentence was immediately cutoff and ended with a CRASH followed a sickly bone-crunching noise “ow.”

“Twilight are you okay?!”

“I’m fine” Spike said the princess who was currently lying on the floor of the library with a frying pan wedged between her back and the floorboards. Tears were quickly welding up in her eyes as the pain slowly spread throughout her entire body. “But if you think you can answer the door then you can, I’ll be here in the kitchen… for a long time”

“Hey! Is anybody there or not!” yelled a familiar voice that was banging on the other side of the door of the library. It belonged to Rainbow Dash alongside her was Rarity and Fluttershy who was caring a basket full of things such as apples, bandages and a brand new warm quilt Rarity had made for Spike.

“Spikey-wikey?!" Rarity screamed at the sight of Spike struggling to get down the stairs to the front door. She quickly rushed to him. “Spike whatever are you doing outside of bed in your condition?!”

“Oh my goodness” Fluttershy hovering above the injured dragon. She picked him up and carried him upstages to his basket and tucked him in with the new quilt. “Poor Spike, you need to stay in bed until you get better, can I get you anything?”

“Yes you can tell your mismatch animal friend he was better off as a pigeon condo.” Spike grumbled angrily. Just then Rainbow and Rarity came into the room with the basket Fluttershy had dropped.

“I for one agree with Spikey-wikey” said a fuming Rarity marching up to the injured drake and putting her hoof around his neck “ that monster has truly crossed a line this time.”

“Ya Got That Right!!" yelled Dash who was hovered above her friends with enough rage in her eyes to turn a cockatrice to stone “I say we should turn him back to… wait… oh no… I say we should banish him to the Depths of Tartarus With All The Other Monster Freaks!!”

“Oh my isn’t that a little extreme” Fluttershy said quietly “Discord said he was going to apologize… Right Discord” she lifted the flap of her saddle bag and slowly crawled out of the bag was the draconequus himself, and slithered up to the basket on his belly.

“I’m sorry…” Discord whimpered looking up at Spike from the floor with two big tear filled eyes “…Humdrum” a sinister smile slowly spread across his face and his eyes quickly turned from teary to mischievous.

“Discord!" Fluttershy said with an angry and stern tone looking down directly at the bat/bird winged critter “That’s not how friends apologize.”

“But Fluttershy!! He Told MeTo Eat Lemons And Die!!” Discord whined throwing a small temper tantrum as if he foal that was told he couldn’t have ice cream for dessert “Lemons! Eat Lemons!!”

“He Sent Pony Eating Comics After Me” yelled a furious Spike “And Look What Happened!!”

Knock… Knock… Knock

“Spike can you get the door again?” called an extremely weak and shaking voice from the kitchen “and if you can would you please go to Dr. Spine Crack’s office and tell him I really need to see him here at the library?”

“Dr. Spine Crack, you mean your chiropractor?” Spike looked confused “Isn’t his office on the other side of Ponyville?”

"… please… I… taste… blood…”

“Is that Twilight? I can’t believe she wants you to work in your condition!” said Rarity with a shocked expression which quickly turned into anger “I simply must have a word wither about this”! She stormed down stairs to the kitchen at the base of the library.

Knock… Knock… Knock

“I’ll Get It” Rainbow Dash bolted out of the room as quickly as possible leaving poor Fluttershy alone who was trying to separate Spike who currently was strangling Discord. When Rainbow opened the door she found a peppy pink party pony in a sailor suit carrying a light blue bag.

“Ahoy Matey!!” said an excited Pinkie Pie “I’m a Chocolate Pony Sailor and I Have My Own Chocolate Dinghy …” suddenly she was interrupted by an angry Rarity heading towards the kitchen.

“Twilight I simply cannot believe that you want my poor Spikey-wikey to work in his condition and to walk to you chiropractor on the other side of Ponyville no less” Rarity stormed through the doorway “and further more… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…” a blood curdling scream came from the kitchen and the sound of some fainting came shortly after. Pinkie and Rainbow just stood there with horror stricken on their faces unable to udder a speak word until Pinkie’s smile instantly returned and went back to her sales pitch.

“So do you wanna buy some delicious chocolate candy? “ Pinkie pulled a tiny chocolate ship from her bag and lifted up to Dash’s face so she could have a good look at it. “Look at my dinghy-a-lingy”

“I’m sorry but I don’t accept candy from strangers” Rainbow Dash said with a deadpan face looking at the small chocolate dinghy that was being waving around in her face. Pinkie Pie was shocked at hearing this.

“I’m not a stranger! It’s me Pinkie Pie!” she said she quickly turned her frowned right side round and pulling out another chocolate dinghy “you probably don’t recognize me in my new sailor suit!

“Yeah that’s it” said a deadpanned Rainbow Dash

“Now how many Chocolate Dinghy would you like? Their made with one hundred percent chocolaty goodness” she quickly ate both of them and then she pulled a hoof full of little Chocolate Pony Sailors “and you just have to try thise little Chocolate Pony Sailors all wrapped up in colorful gold foil” she stuffed all of them into her mouth, but suddenly Pinkie became all jittery when she began chewing on the foil “They make your teeth feel sparkly when you eat them with the foil”

“Uh Pinkie I’m not sure if your suppose to eat the foil” Rainbow Dash said slowly backing away from her friend as if the chocolate dripping from her mouth was rabies foam “and I’m not exactly hungry for chocolate right now maybe some other time…”

“Oh did someone say chocolate?” said a voice from behind the chocolate sailors sells pony “I love chocolate!”

“Hey Applejack, I mean… Aye Matey!!” Said Pinkie Pie giving a quick salute to the apple farmer “I’m a Chocolate Pony Sailor and I’m selling Chocolate Dinghies, Chocolate Pony Sailors, and… Chocolate Dinghies… Oh Hi Fluttershy” they all turned to see a grape jelly covered pegasus walking over to the front door.

“You all right Sugercube” said Applejack with a look of deep concern on her face seeing her friend covered in a sweet, clear, somewhat elastic breakfast food spread made from the juice of the grape “… and why are you covered in jelly?”

“I just broke up a fight between Spike and Discord involving comic books” Fluttershy said using a towel she got from Twilight’s bathroom.

“Discord Is Here!!” Applejack said with an expression of horror stricken on her face.

“Discord is currently in the time out chair back at my cottage and Spike is back in bed.” She said finally cleaning off all the jelly from her mane “However before he left he left he created an explosion of grape jelly… oh hello Pinkie Pie what are you doing here?”

“I’m selling chocolates to all the land lovers of Equestria” Pinkie gave a quick salute “a quest for major booty!” she said showing her friend her bag filled with sugary treats.

“They do look delicious” said Applejack eyeing Pinkie Pie’s bagful of chocolate “I reckon I’ll take the whole navy!” she pulled out her bag of bits from her saddle bag which she was carrying “This will be a great treat for Apple Bloom,” Pinkie was just about to give away her solid milk chocolate inventory, but she realized that she was about to give away her solid milk chocolate inventory. The thought of losing her edible navy buddies sent an icy cold chill of terror through her heart.

“Uh… I…sorry Applejack but… I’m All Out!!” Pinkie screamed quickly hiding the bag behind her back and took a few steps backward. Applejack was surprised by this. Both Applejack and Rainbow Dash gave each other an expression of suspiciousness knowing Pinkie was up to something.

“But there in your bag” said a confused Fluttershy looking at the bag Pinkie was poorly trying to hide the light blue bag filled with sailors and dinghy “I saw them”

“You terribly mistaken my drakonophobic friend” Pinkie quickly scooted passed her three suspicious friends “time to shove off… So Long Mateys!!” she began galloping away “whew… she almost got my last dinghy” Pinkie began cramming as many Chocolate Pony Sailors into her mouth.

“Something’s off she didn’t sell me one single chocolate?” Applejack said watching the party planer runaway.

“And who is this Chocolate Pony Sailor anyway?” Rainbow Dash asked looking at her friends all giving each other confused looks.

“The Chocolate Pony Sailor?” said a voice coming from behind them. They turned around and saw a bandaged baby dragon with a few grape stains on his gauze “I think I read about him somewhere”

“S-Spike What Are You Doing Down Here?” Fluttershy said with a shocked to see her newest patient quickly scooping him up “Your Suppose To Be In Bed!!”

“Uh…girls…I…think…we…may…have…a…problem…in…the…kitchen…” said Rarity looking extremely nauseous as if she had seen something HORRIBLE!! They all looked at each other and slowly walked to the library’s kitchen and entered with carefully.
"…help…me…“
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…”