Beefcake, Beefcake

by VDNKh

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 301

A strange meat wreaks havoc in Ponyville

A strange meat wreaks havoc in Ponyville. An orange mare named Slim Tangelo tries to find the root of the cause. This story is my submission to Equestria Daily's Bad Mare Day write off.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-23 19:35:24 UTC

Beefcake, Beefcake

Beefcake, Beefcake

By: VDNKh

Slim Tangelo stirred in her sleep. A loud, moshy flapping sound came from her mane. When her muzzle became buried in a brown smelly liquid on her sheets, she immediately shot awake. In an effort to shake the smell of rotten meat from her nose, Tangelo shook her head fiercely back and forth. Chunks of slimy meat were thrown everywhere in her room.

“Eww! what is this stuff?” Tangelo whined, picking up a piece of the smelly meat that had fallen out of her mane. She put her hoof to her mane and hesitantly pulled more meat out. Her hooves were shaking. Tangelo took a closer look at the brown substance, she could see bits of raisins and nuts in the mix.

“Beef- cake?” she wondered.

Tangelo ran outside to wash her mane off, when she found her whole town of Ponyville wondering why Beefcake was in their mane too. There was so much Beefcake in somepony’s hair she couldn’t move. The weight of the Beefcake was slowly crushing the poor pony.

Tangelo soon noticed that it was hard for her stand. Chunks of Beefcake were pouring from her mane. She then rushed to Twilight’s house hoping there was an answer. When she arrived, Beefcake was gushing out of every opening in the treehouse. The ground began to rumble and Beefcake began to swallow the Earth beneath her. The whole town yelled as the buildings sank into the Beefcake. The mountains crumbled and everything was absorbed into Beefcake.

“Magnificent!” a metro cop said congratulating his friend. “You have reversed the effect of mold growth on this meatball.”

“Well I can’t take all the credit.” The scientist said. “Doctor Freeman proved an able assistant,” he said while he picked up the meatball and ate it.