Living in Tennessee was nice, the weather was pretty stupid though. After living their your whole life, you get used to the strange people and things you see. Once I found myself here though, I can say with complete certainty, that the things I see here on a daily bases, completely outrank anything I saw back home on the crazy scale.

Okay guys, I will say this isn't my true first attempt at writing, but I'm still gonna call it my official first attempt anyway. Also, not a self-insert. I do live in Tennessee, but that's about as far as the similarities go. Oh, and the sex tag is there for some bits of humor. There will be some cursing in this story, so if that isn't your thing, then by all means leave. Anyways, have a nice read, and I hope you enjoy!