Equestrian Idiot

by Johndeanwinchester

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Romance, Rainbow Dash, Tragedy
Length: 1732

Alternate take on Griffin the Brush-Off. Based on Green Day's hit album 'American Idiot.

Alternate take on Griffin the Brush-Off. After the party for Gilda takes a turn downhill, Rainbow Dash tries to forget what happened between them, but ends up devastated at the loss of her first friend. In the events that follow, Dash will learn what it's like to love, lose and know how it feels to truly be alone. Can she overcome her loneliness or will part of her just stop caring?

Based on Green Day's hit album "American Idiot.

Published 2014-03-12 01:10:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-12 01:10:03 UTC

Pony of Equestria part I - Pony of Equestria

I Don't own Mlp Or American idiot. Thanks to TheManFromMars for helping me with this story.

All was quite in the small town of Poniville. Birds were singing, all was calm. Suddenly, a loud scream echoed through the town. Upon further inspection, we can hear that the scream that echoed from a small bakery called Sugarcube Corner followed by the ranting of a very upset girl.

"This your idea of a good time?! I've never met a lamer bunch of dweebs in all my life! And Pinkie Pie, you! You are queen lame-o with your shitty little party pranks. Did you really think you could make me lose my cool? Well, Dash and I have ten times as much cool as the rest of you put together! Come on Dash, we're bailing on this pathetic scene."

Gilda looked back at her friend, only to find that she hadn't moved form her standing point. Forcefully Gilda said "Come on Rainbow Dash! I said, we're leaving!"

Rainbow Dash looked hurt and shocked at her friends display of attitude. "You know something Gilda, I was the one who set up all those shitty pranks at this party."

Gilda looked shocked As she gasped. "What?" she said.

"Yeah, I said it. So I guess I'm queen lame-o."

Gilda took a few steps back as she chuckled nervously. "Come on, Dash, you're messing with me."

Dash held her ground as she said "No I'm not. They weren't all meant for you specifically, it was just dumb luck that you set them all off."

Gilda shook her head in shock and said "No. No, no, NO! No way! It was Pinkie Pie, she set up this party to trip me up, to make a fool of me!"

Now, it was Pinkie's turn to look shocked. "Me?!" Pinkie said defensively, "I threw this party to improve your attitude! I thought a good party might turn that frown upside down!"

Rainbow Dash carried on. "And you sure as hell didn't need any help making a fool of yourself. You know, this is not how I thought my old friends would treat my new friends. If being cool is all you care about, maybe you should go find some new cool friends someplace else, because I'm not gonna just gonna walk away on my friends just to look cool."

Gilda reeled back. "W-what? I- ju-. . .Oh yeah? Well you, you, you are such a, a flip-flop: cool one minute and lame the next. When you decide not to be such a bitch anymore, gimme a call."

Rainbow Dash Watched Gilda as she started to walk away. Suddenly, something inside Rainbow Dash snapped. With an un-human like scream, she lunged at Gilda and tackled her as Gilda entered the street. Grabbing her by the collar of her shirt, she dragged Gilda over to an empty alley. Gilda looked tried to looked at her former friend to ask what the hell was wrong with her before she was met with a fist to the face. As she picked herself back up, Dash stood over her.

"A bitch? A BITCH?! How can you stand there and say that? All I was trying to do was introduce you to my friends and get you to have a good time! But you were rude, selfish and you made one of my closest friends cry! And you've got the nerve to call me a bitch! Is that how you always saw me? Some weak little push-over?"

Gilda looked up at Dash and opened her mouth to say some thing but quickly shut it and look down.

"What was I to you, Gilda?" Dash asked.

Gilda looked up at her friend and scoffed lightly and turn her head away so she couldn't face the woman before her.

Suddenly, Dash balled up a fist and struck the back of the building and screamed " WHAT THE FUCK WAS I TO YOU?!"

Gilda looked at her. The rainbow haired girl was fuming.

Sighing, Gilda said, "A friend. Someone I cared about." She narrowed her eyes. "And a fuckin' memory."

"Well, how bout' a news flash? Friends don't do other friends that way. So until you change that shit-like mind set you've got, don't bother looking for me, don't talk to me, don't write to me, just go. As for now, you don't even get to be a memory."

As Rainbow Dash turn to walk away, she heard the scuffling of rocks and felt one hit her shoulder, as Gilda shouted "Fuck you!"

Dash spun around quickly and shouted " Oh, what your gonna come after me?!" Dash grabbed Gilda's wrist and pinned them to a nearby wall.

Gilda squirmed under her grasp. "Go", she said. "GO!" Gilda pulled away from Rainbow's grip she she fell to the floor.

Glaring at her one last time, Rainbow Dash turned, kicked a nearby rock, and stormed off.

The air was thick was the smell of cigarette smoke as she entered the bar. It went quite for a second as Dash entered, but soon the silence was soon replaced with the heavy chatter of gossip and whispers. Dash knew they were talking about her but it was common to see Rainbow Dash in a bar every other night. But that didn't matter right now. The only thing she wanted right now was to be left alone.

As she approached the bar, she looked around, taking in her surroundings. For some reason it helped her think more. She never heard the bartender approach her and ask her what she wanted until he tapped on the wood of the bar, startling her slightly.

"What?", she asked.

"What'll it be?" the barman said.

"Whatever", she said. "I don't care anymore."

The bartender looked her over for a second, and walked away to fech her drink. As she waited, she thought back to the days recent events. The party at Pinkie's, all the pranks, Gilda's little tantrum.

'Hmm..' she thought, 'Gilda.'

Never once did she pay attention to the way the griffin was treating her friends. Making Fluttershy cry, disrespecting her friends and then blaming all the bad luck and pranks on Pinkie? That was where she drew the line. Now all she wanted to do was forget this day had happened. 'Ya know what' , she thought, 'Fuck it.'

"Hey Bartender!"

Time to forget.

"Hey Pinkie Pie, have you seen Rainbow Dash?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah!" she said. "She was headed towards the bar near Rarity's. She looked really upset, but when I went to go asked what was wrong, she pushed me away and said she wanted to be left alone."

"Alright. Thanks Pinkie." Twilight started to walk off when Pinkie called her back.

"Wait! Can I come too?" Pinkie looked at Twilight with her big blue eyes, her upper lip poked out in a little pout.

"Sorry, Pinkie but if Rainbow Dash pushed you away when you tried to simply talk to her, imagine what she'd try and do if she was drunk."

"Oh. Okay." Pinkie hung her head dejectedly. A second later, she perked back up, saying "Well if you find her, can you tell her I wanna talk to her?"

"I'll do that. I'll see you later Pinkie." she said as she walked out of the store. As she walked, she wonder why Dash would be so angry as to push away Pinkie Pie, one of her closest friends. A few minutes later, she arrived at the bar and was about to open the door, but stopped. She leaned in closer and listened. Her eyes widened slightly as she heard Dash yelling at the top of her lungs. She then slammed open the door and stopped in her tracks at what she saw.

Rainbow Dash was standing on a table, a beer bottle in one hand, and her shirt in the other, her rainbow striped bra on display for all to see. She yelled again as the music was cranked up louder, and started twirling her shirt in the air for a few seconds before letting it go, and having it end up landing in Twilight's face. As she stepped down to retrieve her shirt, she finally saw Twilight standing there holding her it in her hands. "Twiligiic!" she cried drunkly, tossing her arms around her friend. Twilight stepped back as the smell of liquor hit her, while Dash continued speaking. "What'er youu dooin' here? I thouck you diin't drink?"

"I don't" Twilight replied. "I came to ask you if you were alright."

" I'm fiine! I'm dooin' great! Wha bout' you? How are you dooin'?" Rainbow Dash was leaning on Twilight, trying to keep her balance.

"Well, the others were worried about you Rainbow Dash. After what happened at the party with Gilda, you just -"

"Don't say that name!" Dash cried. "She was not my friend!" Dash said as she pointed an accusing finger at Twilight.

Twilight looked stunned. " I never said anything!" she cried.

But Rainbow Dash was still going. "I mean come on, makin' Sutterfly cry like that! That wasn't cool!" Dash raised her arm off of Twilight, lost her support, and fell over on the floor. She started fumbling around, and pulled herself up grasping the bar for support.

Twilight had seen enough. "Come on Dash. I'm taking you home." She gently gripped Dash's arm and started pulling her to the door. But Dash had other plans.

"No!" she cried, pulling away from Twilight, releasing her arm in the process. "I wanna stay!"

She started to walk away when she felt a hand on her shoulder. "Come on Dash. You need to come home. You're drunk."

"I'm fine!" she insisted, "Now let me go!"

Dash felt the grip tighten as Twilight said "No Dash! You coming with -". A sharp slap rang across the bar as Twilight stood in place holding her cheek, her mind reeling. Dash had slapped her.

"I'm. Not. Goi-AHHH!" She cried as Dash was lifted in the air, Twilight's hand glowing with magic. Dash began struggling and squirming but couldn't break free from the mage's grip. "No, no, no!" Dash tried to grab something to keep her from leaving but it was in vain. Twilight walked out of the bar with Dash in tow, screaming and shouting all the way.