Rarityesque

by Sugar grape

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Tragedy
Length: 487

Rarity's favourite designer,Saharah Grace Couture, is coming to ponyville! Her daughter Desert LaMent is a famous Baltimare popstar, and her concert is all the rage in canterlot and ponyville.When Rarity and the gang visit Saharah they meet her younger daughter, Oasis, and it seems like she has a secret to be hidden….

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-21 23:08:08 UTC

Juicy Steps

Rarity charged in, her head held high and with a big, wide grin spread across her white muzzle. "Nobody. Say. ANYTHING!"  She slapped a rolled up poster on the table, shoving the checker board off with her hoof.  The poster glowed with Rarity's clear blue magic as she spread it across the table. It was a picture of a unicorn with a flowing blue, lemon and desert coloured mane with a light oasis coloured  coat, flipping her head back, and spreading her hooves out. "Desert La Ment? The famous singer?" Applejack raised an eyebrow, taking a look at the poster. Rarity bounced (gracefully, of course) and squealed. "I got us all tickets to tomorrow nights show!" She announced with glee. "But Rarity!" Twilight began "You despise Desert

LaMent!"

"Oh yes, quite, darling! But perhaps her mother with be there! Saharah Grace Couture!" (At this moment spike faints due to over dose of OC) "She is the most loved pony in all of Baltimare! And she is a top-notch designer, too."

Rarity pulled out a catalogue from her saddlebag. The words "JUICY STEPS, CLEMINTINE DESIGN" plastered over the cover. "Her shoes are the ones that every pony wants, clemintine, limeade and purple satsuma are the popularist."

Applejack shook her head. "But popularist isn't a word..."

"It doesn't have to make sense! ITS FASHION!" Rarity grinned. Pinkie pie hopped above the others heads, babbling about flavours of citrus shoes. "And Orange and Lemon! That would be delicious! Gaaaasp! Do they have potato lime flavour?"

Sweet competitions

"Ooooh! I love Chocolate Chunk Checkers!" Pinkie Pie squealed as she hopped one of her milk chocolate checker over Fluttershy's white chocolate checker, scooping it up and placing it on her tongue, flicking it up comically and catching it in her mouth. "I love it 'cause it's YUMMY!" She exclaimed, her cheeks full of chocolate.  Fluttershy meekly looked at the board with her big, turquoise eyes. "Um, I'm, uh...." Her hoof hovered above a checker, then another, and another, till Rainbow Dash took control. "Move over Fluttershy, let a pony who knows what she's doing handle this." Fluttershy squeaked and stumbled off her chair. "Oh, um. Ok." Rainbow let out a hissing breath as she nonchalantly stretched her hooves. "Ok, Pinkie, let's see how you handle THIS!" Her eyes swiftly darted across the board, from checker to checker. Her hooves moving at an equal speed, hopping over the other checkers and shoving them into her mouth. "Winner!" She yelled through her full cheeks. Pinkie was instantly in her cheerleader outfit. "Yeah! Go, Dashie you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind GO DASHIE!" Pinkie hopped from hoof to hoof, shaking puffy yellow pom-poms. She ended her performance with a split, flourishing her arms and throwing her pom-poms in the air. "Ta-Da!" She panted, looking at Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack for approval. Twilight clapped her hooves and smiled politely.