Legitimate research's portal to Equestria

by Arstotzkan Border Patrol

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Crossover
Length: 705

JETPACKS AND A GIANT MECHANICAL FIRE BREATHING DRAGON!!!! AND ITS CALLE MR CUDDLES!!

After the invention of S.A.M and the Sleigh of Awesome (and the perfection of time travel) a scientist a Legitimate research finds out about a show called My little Pony he decides to create a fourth wall breaking portal into the show. All hell is going to be set loose by Mr. Cuddles and Lil' Stomper.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-22 04:20:41 UTC

The day a scientist set out to get into the world of Equestria

It was another long day a Legitimate research lab. How? Because number one public enemy,arch nemesis,Mr Cuddles loving lunatic

Barry Steakfries just stole the S.A.M again and destroyed almost half the the lab.

*footsteps*

A scientist from the Sector 3 section of the lab was walking back to his room to watch TV when he got a message on his Android from one of his fellow scientist.

[I just found a cool new show on the TV!! It's on the Hub Chanel]

*sigh*

He usually got messages like this but he always ignored them. But this time he was intrigued on what this other scientist found so when he got to his quarters he turned on the TV and switched to The Hub and found out that this "cool new show" was I fact a little girls show called My little Pony.

*6 hours later*

The sound of drilling,whirring,hammering and the sound of a Gramophone playing a record. What? They listened to old classical music. Anyway what this scientist was doing was making a fourth wall breaking portal so he could get into the land of Equestria and be the Human there.

*2 weeks later*

It was finished. The almighty portal to Equestria. Now all he had to do was power it,hook it up to a TV with the show running and find a test subject. Just then the scientist jumped up knowing what to send through. The Giant Mechanical Fire Breathing Dragon nick named Mr Cuddles (but I don't get it how cuddly is a mechanical fire breathing dragon? I'd say not a lot. What do you think?)

The scientist powered up the portal and just as it powered up he kicked a vehicle box containing Mr Cuddles and it landed dead centre in..........

Ponyville.

-Ponyville 10 seconds ago-

Twilight was reading a book when bright light then a flash appeared

above then a blue portal opened up and out came a box. When Twilight

was about to inspect the portal it disapearded so she just examined the

box. The box had three cogs. One big,one medium sized and a small one.

"Hmmm...... I wonder what happens when I touch it?" Twilight asked herself

curiously.

Twilight then reached out and touched the box when all of a sudden it shattered and

above which said

Mr Cuddles

And just then a giant mechanical dragon built just before her eyes.

Now there are some rumours that Mr Cuddles is self aware but can

never really show anyone because he's always blown up by a zapper or

a missile so his life was always short. But he did find humour when every time he had to be awoken because all the time a scientist came in the lil' stomper (sometimes golden) with a really, really long metal pole and start to randomly jab him in random parts. Funtimes they where but alas all good things come to an end because ten they'd find out he as a wake all the time an then just lock him in one of those weird boxes (they sometimes smelled like burritos and even rarely HAD burritos in them).

But what was right infront of him crossed the line. It looked liked a horse in shape but only smaller and it had a hon on its head  and it had a purple coat with a purple mane and tail that have a magenta stripe in it, But the eyes killed him the most because they looked like bowling balls in an oval shape standing upright and right now it looked like it was from a child's cartoon that had been mutilated by disney and then threw up at what they made then let it go and then came EA games trying to make something out of it but just making it worse.

The horse thing was first to make a move. And that move was.

Scream like hell and run away while shouting "DRAGON!!!!!!"

whelp. It seemed like his day was about to get terrible so he took this chance to put on a tophat he found once and went on on to find out how he got here.