Lark, a regular human from earth, accidentally hits a god with his car.

Cue primordial equestria, dice once with carrots and existential depression, and saute for flavor.

And birds.


Prologue of the chessverse. Takes place… 20000 years I think before the standard equestria.

ALSO, SEV IS IN THE HOUSE!


(Also something about phoenixes. They never die, just fade away.)