A cheesey Hearts and Hooves day
Pinkie Pie rolled out of bed, her hair wild and still full of popped balloons and streamers from yesterday's party. Pinkie gasped and smiled.
"Oh yay! It'll be Hearts and Hooves day soon! I'll get to spend it with Cheese this year!" She plucked the litter from her mane and bounced down stairs.
She stopped and kissed the Cake's adorable foal twins on their heads. She gave them a hug and they squealed with laughter. Pinkie proceeded to bounce off to a hotel where Cheese was staying. He had lingered in Ponyville to help plan Hearts and Hooves day parties with Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie found his room number and knocked on the door.
"Cheese! Cheese Sandwich!" She called and giggled as she saw the yellow stallion appear with streamers and popped balloons also stuck in his frizzy mane.
"Pinkie Pie!" Cheese Sandwich said her name gleefully.
"Ready to party, Cheesey?" She said and kissed him sweetly.
Right, he also stayed in Ponyville because...well...they were in a cheesey relationship. A very cheesey, and not to mention pink, relationship.
Today Pinkie was busy getting Sugar Cube Corner ready for guests. She had worked hard to get the decorations just right.
She stood back and looked at her efforts. She adjusted a baloon or two, the nodded her head approvingly, and bounced out of the bakery.
"I wonder what Cheese is doing! La la la la laa!" She sung merrily, for she absolutly loved visiting her coltfriend. She paused. It was strange to think about it, really.
"I have a coltfriend? I have a coltfriend! I... have a coltfriend? Really?" No way! He was just a friend! No, that was a lie and she knew it. She couldnt deny that she, Pinkamena Diane Pie, loves Cheese Sandwich. And he was her coltfriend.
She had stopped over at the store and purchased some cake ingredients and more balloons. Heart shaped ones. Pinkie had relized that she had never felt so awkward when Hearts and Hooves day rolled around. Was it because she never acually had a very special somepony? Maybe.
That felt awkward to think that she finally had a very special somepony as well. She was a very special somepony!
Wait... she was Cheese Sandwich's very special somepony... right?
She had never felt that way before. It was like the time when she thought her friends were ignoring her, but different. She didn't feel mad at anypony, yet she felt mad everypony! Well... every mare that is. But why did she feel cross with every other mare in Ponyville?! She wasn't mad at Derpy. Was it because Derpy already had foals? And the same with BerryPunch! What was with all the single mares that made Pinkie so irritated?!
Suddenly she remembered the apple fritters that she had asked Apple Jack to bake for her party. She trotted to the farm and to Apple Jack. She froze and steam puffed out of her ears.
"Well thats maghty flatterin Cheese Sandwich." Said Apple Jack bluahing and crossing her legs in modesty. She stood there until Chese trotted away with a bag full of the apples he had bought. Pinkie galloped up to Apple Jack and growled at her.
"What was 'Oh so Flattering' huh, Apple Jack?!" She said accusingly.
"Uhh... Somethin' wrong sugar cube?" Apple Jack said, confused.
"Yea theres something wrong! What do you think you are doing flirting with my coltfriend, Apple Jack?!"
Apple Jack stood there dumbfounded.
"What? You know Ahm not interested in yer coltfriend Pinkie Pie" Apple Jack said reassuringly.
she decided she didnt need fritters.
"I'M KEEPING MY EYE ON YOU!" Pinkie stormed off.
She had already disappeared behind a hill but Apple Jack could hear her call out.
"STILL KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU!" She said.
Pinkie Pie made her way to the Carosel Boutique to purchase some red ribbons.
Cheese was there, buying the same product.
"You are quite the charm, Cheese Sandwich!" Rarity was saying to him as he went off to his next destination.
"RARITYYY!!!!" Pinkie screeched.
"Pinkie Pie! What ever is wrong?" She said sympatheticly at her friend's attitude.
"Rarity! I saw everything! 'Oh you are quite the charm'! What was that about??!!" Pinkie screamed.
Rarity was taken aback.
"What?! Oh darling I didn't mean it like that!"
Pinkie decided she didnt need ribbons.
"SURE YOU DIDNT. I'LL BE KEEPING MY EYE ON YOU!!!"
She stormed off to the library for some.ink to draw the posters for the game pin the tail on the pony. Cheese sandwich was just setting off.
"Be safe now!" She turned to Spike. " He is a very charming stallion. Pinkie is lucky to have him!"
She turned her head back around and jumped in shock as her nose met Pinkie's.
"Notice the part where you relized that Pinkie Pie heard you gawk at her coltfriend, Twighlight!"
She decided she didnt need ink.
A cheesey Hearts and Hooves day
Pinkie Pie ran over to Fluttetshy's cottage to see if her song birds would like to preform at a party. Cheese was just leaving.
"He's..um... a cute stallion." Fluttershy said to Angel Bunny.
"FLUTTER SHYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pinkie cried.
Fluttershy squeaked and dove into a bush, shaking and shivering.
"Pinkie Pie! Whats wrong? Oh, was it something I did?" Fluttershy said almost apologeticly.
Pinkie decided she didn't need music. She stormed off.
"IM KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU!"
Pinkie Pie went looking for Rainbow Dash. She had requested a big cloud heart for her pig party. She had came to check on how it was going. She felt herself explode as she saw Rainbow Dash blush and flip her mane.
"Your parties are... pretty awesome... cant wait for this one." She said and was about to fly off when Pinkie Pie screamed her name.
"Ugh! Never mind! I'm keeping an eye on you!"
She decided she didnt need a cloud heart.
What wrong with Pinkie today? This jelousy thing was going too far. She bounced her way up to Cheese's apartment.
She knocked on the door.
"Cheesey?... Are you there?..." She said weakly.
Cheese Sandwich opened to door a crack.
"Uhh... Pinkie... I need you to go. I'm a bit busy." He slammed the door. Pinkie was heart broken. She walked back to Sugar Cube Corner. She looked at the basic decorations. It did not look like a big Hearts and Hooves day party. She decided she didn't need a party. She decided she didn't need Cheese Sandwich.
She went up to her bed room and lied down. She was ashamed that she assumed that every mare was out to get her coltfriend. Now she even doubted that he was her coltfriend.
"I'm not his very special somepony. He's not MY very special somepony!" Her mane deflated a bit.
Today was Hearts and Hooves day. Pinkie had decided she didn't need a very special somepony. She decided that she didn't need to party this Hearts and hooves day. She looked up and cocked her head. There was a knock at the door. She answered it immediatly. It was Cheese Sandwich.
"Sorry for telling you to leave, Pinks." He said hastily.
"Thats ok." She said flatly.
"Can you come out side please?" He asked humbly. "I have something for you."
Pinkie Pie stepped out and gasped. All of Ponyville was decorated in pink! A huge heart shaped cloud in the sky had words imprinted on it. It said: Cheese Sandwich + Pinkie Pie. She smiled and blushed.
A cheesey Hearts and Hooves day
"Aww!!" There was a big red banner hanging outside of Cheese's apartment window. It had a picture of Pinkie Pie on it and it said : My very special some pony!
"Cheese this is amazing! Not to mention you did it all while i was moping in my room." She added the last part silently.
Everypony had a wonderful time playing pin the tail on the pony. Pinkie decided she needed it for the party after all!
Everypony loved listening to the song bird quire! She decided that was needed in the party too. Everypony thought the red ribbons were spectacular. Ahe decided they were needed too! All the ponies were impressed by the massive heart shaped cloud. They all thought that the apple fritters were delicious! Pinkie was glad that Cheese Sandwich did not leave them out. Pinkie Pie remembered suddenly. I need to apologize to my friends! Especially since I was being so envious! Pinkie trotted over to her 5 friends.
"Sorry I was getting so worked up, girls. I really am!" Pinkie apologized humbly.
"It's quite alright, Pinkie Pie!" Rarity said ans turned to face the rest of the ponies. "We've all felt a bit jelous of some thing ourselbes, havent we girls?"
The ponies all nodded and Pinkie Pie squeezed them all into a group hug.
"Soon, all of you will very special someponies!" Pinkie Pie said. Rarity blushed as she remembered all the colts she had crushed on. Twilight remembered Flash and Rainbow Dash thought of Soarin.
"But for now" Pinkie Pie turned to face a group of mares gawking at Cheese Sandwich. "Stay off my colt friend or I'll cut you."
Everypony went silent. How cheesey.
