-Dream Land-

I was starting to get up from bed and noticed I wasn't laying between tits. I sat up and was shocked by what he saw. At the end of the bed, Applejack and Rainbow Dash were in nothing but their bras and panties, and they were tongue kissing while their hands were all over each other. When the noticed I was awake, they slowly crawled their way up the bed. I just sat their frozen speechless and when the mares got to me, they gently pushed me back down until they were leaning onto my chest. They nodded to each other and started moving closer to kiss me. I just closed his eyes to prepare for what was to happen and

"LLOYD!!!" I heard Gilda yell waking the three of us up as she grip the doorknob to my room pretty tight almost as if she crushed it. That looked in her eyes show that she was immensely pissed off at what she was seeing.

I was right about having a bad feeling yesterday about Gilda being upset since she notice AppleJack and Rainbow Dash never went back to their room last night. This morning when she got up to fix breakfast, she heard me, the speed demon, and the farm girl snoring in the bedroom. She opened the door, to find me asleep with them. she apparently got the wrong idea about me having their way with them. I had to run for my life as she was chasing me through the house. It was a good thing we were inside though. If we were outside and some one spotted a gryphon chasing me, they might call animal control, or worse the military. I wasn't gonna risk that especially since I have my mate getting ready to kill me. It started in the living room when she was about to tackle me as I ducked and she crashed into a bookcase. I knew the noise we would make would cause a commotion sooner or later.

-Main Six bedroom-

"Ungh, what is that noise?" Twilight asked as she gets up from bed. She flinches when she sees a fist collide with the door as she was about to walk out. She lands on her butt and hears Gilda's voice as well as Lloyd's.

"My goodness darling what was that?" Rarity asked taking off her sleep mask..

"I'm not really sure, but we better find out."

-kitchen-

"Wait Gilda please let me explain-"

"A little too late for that you traitor!" She shouted as she charged as I narrowly ducked causing her to crash into my old china set.

"Aw man my china's." sadly I had little time to worry about that. I was cornered the minute she tackles me to the ground getting ready to beat the tar out of me. She would have if we hadn't heard a voice from the shadows.

"Ah such wonderful chaos." We froze in place.

"Uh, who said that?" I asked but I noticed a cloud of smoke forming. I was hoping that Gilda didn't burn anything before any of this happened but then I saw a pair of sickly yellow eyes in front of me. It materialized causing me to scoot back from where Gilda was. It materialized into something really weird. Of all of the creatures I've met so far this one was the weirdest I've ever seen. His arms represented the claw of an eagle and the paw of a lion, while his legs represent that of a lizard and a buffalo. His head was pony-like with one deer antler and one goat horn on top and one pegasus wing and one bat wing on the back of his snake like body. Celestia groaned slightly as if she knew who he was.

"Aaugh, what the hell is that thing?" I shouted scooting back on the floor.

"Discord" I heard Celestia say as she and the other girls came downstairs from the commotion Gilda and I caused earlier.

"Oh it's nice to see you too Celly." He cackled as he twirled around.

"Can someone here mind telling me who the hell this guys is?"

"I'm not the only one who arrived here little boy."

"Little boy? Dude I'm 19 years old. I turn 20 in a couple months. Plus as far as I'm concerned, beside the girls, you're the only one standing in front of me buddy.

Discord notices he's alone and starts looking around, "Eris? Eris, where are you?"

"Who's Eris?" I asked getting up Instead of answering, Discord continues to search before the fridge started shaking. Lloyd saw that Discord hadn't noticed the fridge, so he went to it and opened the door. As soon as the door was open, a brown blur tackled Lloyd to the floor.

I looked up to see a gray muzzle touching my nose. "Hi, Cutie. I'm Eris." said the young draconequus. She has similar characteristics from her father except her clothing was only a few strands leaving most of her body exposed which actually left me quite flustered.

"Okay, could you get off of me please?"

Celestia walks up to Discord with a face that screams irritation. "Why are you here, Discord?"

"Relax, Celly. I'm just here to deliver a message. And I have a gift for FlutterShy." He said with glee.

FlutterShy walks up to him, "Hello, Discord. It's always good to see you." She said before hugging him.

From the back of the group, Rainbow muttered, "Speak for yourself, Flutters."

"So, um... what's this gift for me?"

"Observe." He said with a smile worthy of the Joker's mother. Discord pulled out a black disk from his coat and with flick of his wrist, the disk became a top hat which was placed upon Lloyd's head. After pulling out a magician's wand, Discord tapped the top of the hat twice. Before I could even react, a huge bulge erupted from my crotch, causing all the mares to blush heavily. My embarrassment quickly changed to panic as the bulge started to flail around in my pants. I didn't take this well.

"AAAaaahhhhhh!!! Someone call the Exorcist! There's a demon in my dick!" While Discord was on the floor laughing like a maniac, Eris kneeled down in front of my crotch and undid my zipper. Not a second after, a small, white head popped out of the opening and took in a large breath of air.

"ANGEL BUNNY?!" FlutterShy then rushed to the my privates, reached in, and liberated the small rodent from my musky prison.

I turned around to redo my zipper before turning to the still laughing god, only to find him holding his sides while rolling on the ceiling instead of the floor. This randomness, however, could not distract me from my anger. "Can you not conjure furry creatures into my pants!?" This statement only forced more laughter from the lord of chaos.

Eris took this opportunity to sneak up on me and whisper in his ear, "Don't worry, Cutie. With what you're packing, I'm sure it won't be long before these furry creatures find their way into your pants on their own." With his face lighting up like a Christmas tree, Eris joined her father in laughter.

"That wasn't funny man." I shouted and the little rabbit agreed with me as is hopped over to Discord with a kitchen knife making little rabbit noises showing how frustrated it was.

"Well it was worth the shock on your face."

"Would you mind explaining why you are here Discord?" Celestia irked.

"Two things: One to drop Eris off with you lot." When Eris heard this she whined.

"Aw what for?" Discords holds a finger to his lips.

"You mind telling me why?" I asked as to why he would leave his daughter here with me.

"Well I have to teach her about responsibility one way or another. I've seen how you helped Gilda with her anger, so I thought maybe you can help my daughter ease up with the chaos she's causing. She uses it on other ponies too often and sometimes takes things too far. So I was hoping I could leave her here so you could straighten thing out with her since FlutterShy changed me." He gloated as FlutterShy blushed.

"And the other reason you're here?"

"I wanted to tell you how things are doing in Equestria after you girls left." Discord stated as he told his story. It started off rocky with BlueBlood taking command but that was short lived. Apparently Spike stepped up to lead Equestria. I learned that he wasn't even a pony but an actual dragon. I didn't believe the girls at first until Celestia showed me a picture of the little guy, and another one of his recent growth spurt. He leaves Ponyville in Mayer Mare's care and he sends a letter to the Crystal Empire, appointing the Guard Captain as a temporary reagent... its Flare Warden. Cadence and gleaming Shield hear this and are breathing easily. I asked who Flare Warden was and they said she was a friend of theirs. And finally, Spike and StarShard take command of Canterlot. Blueblood becomes furious and attempts to attack Spike... only to be brutally beaten by every guard in the throne room, before tossing him in the dungeon until the princess’s return. All the guards know of Spike's title and lieutenant Strong Shield was quick to prove it to the public. So basically, everything is running smoothly back home... all because of Spike, and Celestia couldn't be more proud.

"Well that's all I have for you girls. Oh and Eris, I expect you to tell me what you have learned while you're here." He told her sternly to which Eris just pouted.

"Discord?" Celestia asked

"Yes, Celly?"

"I want you to tell Spike that I'm very proud of him... and that Blueblood is fine where he is."

"Can do." Discord then walks over to the sink and starts the garbage disposal. " Arrivederci!" He then dive head first into the sink. The disposal made a noise to indicate it was clogged, but the minute I looked into the sink, I get blasted in the face with confetti.

I end up spitting some confetti out of my mouth, "Of course." I turned my attention to the girls after the craziness that happened today. We all meet up in the living room after Eris's deranged father left her with me. We all sat here for a good five minutes before I stated the rules, like with FlutterBat. While Eris was here

1.) She needs to wear more clothes than the straps she has on.

2.) She cannot use chaos to mess with anyone. She is on chaotic probation, meaning if she uses chaos for any purpose that affects someone in a negative way three times, then the princesses and Twilight will seal her powers.

3.) She cannot use her powers outside of his house.

4.) No one is allowed to harm her unless she breaks the second/third rule, and everyone has to play nice.

5.) Like FlutterBat and AppleJewel she has to bunk with them in the attic.

"Yeah, how about no, no way, forget it, not gonna happen, and are you expecting it?" She retorted while licking my nose causing me to fall on my butt. Seeing as I had to use my last resort. My trademark glare.

"What? You getting lost in my eyes, Cutie? Well you... uh, wha... what's happening? Why can't I... No, Eris. Resist, resist." She then snaps her talons and a pair of blind person glasses appear shielding her from my glare. Within seconds, a spiderweb crack appears on both lenses and start to crumble, leaving only the frames that are fixed upon a very frightened Eris. When she can see without the glasses, a very pissed me standing right in front of her, looking directly into her eyes. At this point Eris has lost all color in her face. All the color on her body literally fell to the floor, making it look like someone dumped paint all over. "l... l would like to go over the rules again please."

Seeing that now she understands, she bunks with the girls.

"So now that we understand each other, you won't try to rape me?"

"Oh that's just silly! Raping you would be impossible." Eris chuckles. Lloyd is a little relieved but also confused. Before he could voice his confusion, Twilight decides to voice hers.

"Why would it be impossible?"

"Cause I'll beat her to death if she tried!" Gilda exclaims confidently.

Eris just smirks at her. "Nope. It wouldn't even be rape..." she then placed her right paw on her hip, brushed her left claw through her snowy, white hair, and shot a seductive look towards me, forming a very sexy pose, "...considering how much he wants all this."
This got the reaction she was looking for, myself getting a nosebleed and AJ and Dash holding back Gilda. With that out of the way, Eris was free to drop her pose and laugh while FlutterShy brought a towel for my nosebleed. What she didn't expect was, with the exception of FlutterShy, Rainbow, Applejack, and Gilda, everyone decided to poke a little fun at my expense. Light giggles, soft snickers, and even uproarious laughter filled the room. And in that moment, Eris realized something.

'I think I'm gonna like it here.' It was still morning so Gilda and I fixed the gang breakfast.

"I hope this is the last surprise I'm gonna get today." I stated unknowing that I ended up jinxing myself later.

-Equestrian badlands-

A chariot was currently riding through the wretched land that was befallen.

Four tall slender figures were currently gathered in the Dias courtyard devising their plan to conquer all of Equestria.

"It appears the Princesses are not home."

"Nor are the former Element Bearers."

"So this should be the perfect opportunity to strike.

"I can finally take back my kingdom."

"Leaving the new castle in Ponyville for myself."

"Then that leaves the Castle in Canterlot to us."

"So how will we go about this?"

"We will first need to deal with the dragon and the potion master."

"Easier said than done. The drake has guards around him at all times, making near impossible to get to him."

"True, but we have somepony else that could help us."

"Who?"

"Blueblood."

"How can he help us?"

"If we help him break out of the dungeon then he can distract the guards."

"Once the guards are distracted we go in and capture the drake's little marefriend."

"Once we have her captured we will use her as a bargaining chip. In return for her safety he will hand the castle over to us and kneel to his new rulers.

"How do you know this will work?"

"Because the drake has a soft spot for a mare in distress."

"Then shall we commence the attack?"

"Yes. Let's get go..."

"What is that?"

"It's some kind of portal."

"What's it doing here?"

"Why do I have the sudden feeling that I'm being pulled towards it?"

"That's because we are." The figures were all sucked into the portal to who knows where.

-Canterlot-

Discord returned to visit Spike and his marefriend StarShard to see that everything was running smoothly.

"Hey discord." said Spike as he and his marefriend ran down the steps.

"Hello Spike."

"How are the girls doing and where's your daughter?"

"Oh I left her back there to teach her a little authority and the girls are just fine. Oh I almost forgot, Celestia told me she was immensely proud of you. Oh and that Blueblood is fine where he's at right now."

"So you told her what he tried to do?" Discord just nodded.

"Okay then, oh I hope things with you and your daughter work out." Spike stated as he and Star walked to their chambers.

-Lloyd's house-

My entire body shuddered as I felt a gut feeling into the pit of my stomach causing me to almost drop my plate of breakfast.

"What's wrong?" Gilda asked me as she walked over.

"Remember how I said 'I hope I wasn't going to have any more surprises today'? I can't shake this feeling that I somehow jinxed myself." I had to worry cause that gut feeling in my stomach wouldn't go away.

Author's Note

With Eris in the story things are really gonna get interesting. And who are these four who are planning to attack Canterlot but will end up in earth later? Find out next chapter people. Credit to Duelist96, and Voltrasin for the chapter.