The walk was pretty short since the mall was right next to my favorite hangout. I was hoping people weren't going to start ask questions about the girls, but boy was I wrong. Mostly guys were asking me questions about how I got a harem of twelve girls with me. I told them that they were all just friends of mine form out of town. One guy said that farm girls were easy. I didn't end so well for his since AppleJack heard that causing his face to meet the ground thanks to her. We were getting close to our destination when Sweetie bell asked me a question that caused me to question her innocence.

"Hey Lloyd, what did that guy mean by harem?"

"You mean that guy that AppleJack bashed to the floor?"

"Yeah, what did he mean?"

"I rather not bring that up. Hey we're here." I said causing the girls to turn their heads when they saw the building that was seven stories high and 30 acres wide.

"How much do they put in a mall?" Diamond Tiara asked still snobbish.

"You'll have to find out when I take you girls inside." I said as the automatic doors opened and the girls gawked at the sight. Things they haven't seen in Equestria, like cars, movie theaters, even tech stores.

"How the hay does y'all have all of this?"

"You girls may have magic and wings where you're from, but humanity has science to back all that up. If you want to learn more abou...” Lloyd's words died down when he noticed the girls scatter in different directions. “Hey wait a second!” I shouted but they were already gone from my sights.

"Oh boy"

-Mane Six-

"My, these are simply divine." said Rarity as she noticed the array of clothes that stood out.

"Th-they seem okay." AppleJack then patted FlutterShy on the back.

"Stay calm sugar cube." she said as she was looking around the store looking for what she would like.

"Hey girls" I said walking up to them.

"Hi Lloyd" the group said seeing me.

"Um, excuse me, can I help you girls?" said the store clerk.

"Yes. I'm here with my friends to help pick out some clothes for them." I answered and she allowed me to help out the girls. When she asked how many, I sad that I had twelve friends with me all girls she gave me a confused then a shocked look.

Rarity I couldn't understand since it took her forever to find the clothes she wanted. She found a white blouse with a black and silver lining and designer jeans that had opals on them. What she also picked out was a jet black dress with a blue-gold lining and she deemed that it was perfect for her. But boy was it expensive. I looked at the price tag and it said it was worth 800$. She gave me the puppy eyes and I had no choice but to give in. Boy, am I glad the job I have as an architect pays well.

Twilight went for a lavender shirt with a unique star design and a dark blue shirt with a pink striped highlight that matched her mane. She even found a matching jacket to go with the dress.

AppleJack went for a checkerboard jacket with white shirt and a pair of blue jeans. She found an old style head band that matched her cowgirl nature. The store clerk questioned about her cup size to which she ignored it. To be honest, I was surprised about it too. Hell when I met her, her bust was a G-cup.

Pinkie Pie I really couldn’t understand since she popped up out of nowhere with a maroon colored shirt with polka-dots and red striped skirt with a zigzag pattern on it that matched her tastes. I thought it be best not to question her.

FlutterShy went for a pink blouse and bright yellow skirt with a flower pattern design that had rose-petals and lilies. The store clerk again questioned her cup size since her breasts were unnaturally large. When I told the clerk that they weren’t implants, she nearly fainted. Fluttershy was pretty embarrassed about it so we decided not to bring it up anymore. Her bust looked to be an H-cup. I also found it kinda funny that her coat was butter yellow and her hair was a bright pink when she chose those colors.

Last was Rainbow Dash. She went for almost dark blue since she picked out a white sleeveless shirt and dark blue jeans that matched with a dark blue jacket with a uniquely designed cloud pattern on it. She even found the same thing for another set. Only difference it was jet black.

“You girls find the clothes you asked for?” I asked hoping to get this over with.

“Not yet darling. We would like to see the rest… where are the others?” Rarity asked not seeing the CMC, Diamond Tiara or Silver Spoon near me.

“You all ran from me when I was explaining how shopping malls like this work.” The girls gave me unamused looks. Since I didn’t keep an eye on them, it was kinda my fault in the first place.

“Fine, I’ll go look for them.” I said in defeat looking for the 18 year old ponies.

-GameStop-

“No way” said AppleBloom as she spotted the amount of games the store had.

“What are these?” said Silver Spoon as she browsed.

“Something I can play at my house so you won’t get bored sitting there.” They were surprised to hear a voice behind them only to find out that it was me.

“Hey girls.” I said as I walked over to them and the store clerk.

“Something I can help you with?” the store clerk asked. I went and got the girls an Xbox 360 with 250 gigabite external hard-drive, along with 3 wireless controllers, BlazBlue: Continuum shift, StreetFighter X Tekken, Tekken Tag tournament, Final Fantasy XIII, Last of us, and Battlefield 4. All together it was about 720$, but it was worth it since I didn’t want the girls to get bored while they were staying at my place.

“Why did you buy this for us?” Babs asked.

“It’s something to where you girls don’t get bored when I leave you all alone at my place.”

“What do you mean leave us alone?” Silver Spoon asked obviously in a panic.

“Well I have a job so I can pay for the house I live in. Which reminds me; I still have to buy you girls some clothes at the store. Your friends are already over there so there’s still time to kill.” They all got giddy to go clothes shopping but AppleBloom, Scootaloo and Babs weren’t real fans of it. I was able to tell by their facial gestures. When we got back to the clothing booth though, I ended up with a major shock. Right as I got back, Twilight and the others had found what I feared they would wear; Lingerie. What made it worse, it was see through.

-When Lloyd left ten twenty ago-

“Girls, look.” Said Rarity as she brought her friends over to an isle she was looking through. They found what Rarity normally wears at one of her friends sleepovers.

“Um Rarity, are those lingerie?” Fluttershy asked to which Rarity just nodded.

“Why are we in this isle Rarity?” Twilight asked.

“I like to give our guest a surprise dear Twilight. She giggled to which the others listened in on her plan to mess with Lloyd. FlutterShy was hesitant at first, but later she agreed. Even Rainbow Dash was hesitant since she’s the cool pony in he group.

“All right, but I’ll only play along to see the look on his face.” Rainbow Dash said deadly serious if this was for nothing

Rarity was wearing a black-laced pair with stockings.

Twilight found a lavender colored pair that was criss-crossed in the middle where her stomach was.

RainbowDash found a dark blue pair.

AppleJack found a red lace pair with stockings.

Pinkie Pie found a maroon colored pair

FlutterShy found a green pair that has a criss-cross on her back.

“Well darling how do we look?” She saucily stated completely bliss to my shocked reaction. Or so I thought. I heard them giggling obviously because of my reaction. They soon had worried looks when I passed out a minute later. I was out for ten minutes until the clerk form the store threw a cup of water at my face. I looked up at the girls who were still wearing the lingerie and I felt something from my nose that wasn’t water. I took my left hand and felt my lips and saw that it was blood. Apparently I popped a blood vessel, earning a giggle from the Mane six while Rainbow Dash just fell over and laughed her ass off.

“Oh man, that look on your face was priceless.”

“Not funny rainbow dash.” I said nasally still holding my head back to stop the blood flow. “I’m guessing you girls want to buy that?” I asked to which they just nodded. They were all blushing, even Rainbow Dash since she had a hint of pink on her cheeks. “Fine, please just get your regular clothes back on and wait for me by the register while I help these girls get their clothes.” I said wanting them to hurry up and get those off since it made me very uncomfortable.

I went with the others to help them pick out clothes for them.

AppleBloom went for a bright golden blouse with blue shorts and black barrette.

Sweetie bell went for a lavender blouse with matching skirt and knee socks.

Babs went for a black shirt and blue shorts and well as fingerless sports gloves to show off her tough girl attitude.

Scootaloo went for blue jeans and a white sleeveless shirt with cloud patters on the sleeveless jacket she picked out.

Diamond Tiara was picky, but she found a pink blouse with a crystal tiara on it and a skirt to match.

Silver Spoon to my surprise wasn’t all that picky. She found a grey shirt with a unique Silver Star design that was fashioned with glitter. She also picked out a pair of shorts to match the shirt.

“We’re finished.” Diamond Tiara shouted from near the counter.

“Alright, that will be 1500$”The store clerk said. My heart almost jumped out of my chest when I heard the price number. Rarity’s dress cost the most out of everyone else’s. I almost fainted when I felt someone touched my shoulder. Rarity had the eyes again and I had no choice but to go with it.

“Pretty weird friends you got there. Good luck with them though.” I heard the store clerk say, but after what happened today, I was glad I was out of there.

“Sorry for the shock darling. But I have to admit that it was funny.” Rarity said as when left the clothing shop. I of course had to carry their bags since I heard Pinkie’s stomach growling at her for food. There was a food court nearby, so I thought that I stop the girls there.

“Hey Lloyd, how come they call this here place a food court?” AppleBloom asked.

“Different restaurants fund for the places they have here.” I explained thinking that they don’t get out much. I stopped by the bakery first since AppleJack, AppleBloom, Babs, and Pinkie Pie ordering there lunch from there. AppleJack and AppleBloom each wanted an apple pie, Babs wanted a Strawberry Crème pie, and Pinkie wanted a Chocolate cake that was about three feet high. I questioned at why that big because I thought there was no way she could eat that entire cake, but she could prove me wrong. I paid for their meal as we left; I thought I get twilight and the others their lunch. Rarity, Twilight, Sweetie Bell, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, saw a vegan eatery, so I could order their lunch there.

For Rainbow Dash, FlutterShy, Scootaloo, and myself, I stopped by SUBWAY to pick up some sandwiches for us. I order two Italian B.L.T.’s for Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash, a Spicy Italian for myself, and a Veggie Delight for FlutterShy. FlutterShy almost fainted when she saw the sandwiches that had meat in them, but I assured her that humans were not cannibals. The girls were grateful to me; I even earned Babs, and Scootaloo’s trust, but Rainbow Dash and AppleJack were still cautious around me. I still don’t get what I did to them for me not to earn their trust. I was however, still cautious for that prank the girls played on me thinking that they might do something to me in the future.

“Sorry you had to see that FlutterShy.” I said apologetically.

“It’s okay.”She said but that was when Silver Spoon tripped.

“Ow, darn it my glasses.” She shouted.

“Yo Silver, you okay?” I said catching her attention but she couldn’t see.

“Yeah I’m fine. Please help me find them.” She asked to which I said okay but I took three steps only to hear a crunching noise later.

“Found them.” I sheepishly said as I looked at my left shoe to find shattered glass. I messed up big time for what I did.

“Oh no, my dad gave me these.” Another wave of guilt hits me, so I decide to get her a new pair.

“Look I saw an eye glass station when we walked in the mall. I can even order yours custom made.”

“Thank you.” She gave me one of the cutest looks ever and it made me question on whether she was a bully or just trying to get attention. When we got there I showed the cleric there the glasses I accidentally destroyed, so she had them custom fitted for Silver Spoon. Behind my cold stare was actually a caring soul. I never like ruining people’s things growing up. The process took about thirty minutes, and then I paid her allowing us to leave.

“Sorry about your glasses kiddo.” I said to which she hugged me so I knew she forgave me. We were close to my house so they could eat their lunch. Judging by the look on their faces, they were hungry. I unlocked the door and they all walked inside. More like ran inside as they almost ran over me. I set everyone’s clothes in their respective rooms, the game console in the family room, and I set my things down in my room and fired up my laptop. I was typing up my day eating my lunch every few minutes. With the girls around, my life was going to get interesting.

Author's Note

I had this planned about 4 months ago since my writer's block was getting the best of me. Enjoy.