I woke up a little late after what happened last week. First twelve anthropomorphic ponies from another world fall on me from the sky, I was turned into a girl, a mare popped clean out of me when she was attached to Sweetie Bell, I have thirteen roommates, all girls from another world, they find out about themselves online, and now this; Five new roommates. Three princesses, a female captain of the royal elite guard, and a gryphon with the temper of a lion, a scorpion and an angry gorilla mixed together. Why these five, let’s just say this happened a few days ago when I got the girls back from the mall. I had to take Whirlwind clothes shopping after last week’s fiasco. Apparently she likes to pull pranks involving phasing into my body turning me into a girl. I know the girls forgave me for that last incident, but this was starting to get on my nerves.

I wanted to spend time with the crusaders since I’ve really haven’t hung out with them much. AppleBloom was great company even if she can get a little naive. Her friends and her cousin really seem to back her up. Diamond Tiara doesn’t like them for some reason. I still don’t get why they have to pick on them just for not having a cutie mark; I can’t tell if it’s jealousy, or if she’s just a jerk. I’ve had my second opinion on Silver Spoon. Sometimes she would try to talk to the crusaders when Diamond Tiara isn’t around. Guess she may be scared of what she’ll think. Right, back to what I was doing with the girls.

“Thanks for the Shopping Lloyd.” Said Whirlwind cheerfully.

“Glad you enjoyed it when you raised hell at that clothing bar.” I said unamused and sounded like a demon when she scared the living crap out of me at the store as well as other people. What happen there you asked? Well I mentioned earlier that she pulls pranks. When she was in the changing room, she turned invisible and phased through the door and went up my backside sending a chill up my spine. What made it worse was that people were staring thinking I was a weirdo. The part where she was scaring everybody was when she turned herself invisible and picked out clothes making them float. The girls all started laughing while the locals were scared. After she had her fun, she went back to the changing room and got her clothes which cost me 700$. I hoped she wouldn’t do that again.

“Oh come on, it was just a small prank.”

“Small prank? You scared half the store in there with that stunt!” I yelled upset for earlier and at the same time scaring her. She started to sniffle for what I did, and I now felt like a jackass for doing that.

“Okay I’m sorry, just try not to do your pranks around other people please.”

“Well at least you said please. Alright I’ll try and give you a break.” She said as she calmed down. We arrived back at my place to find the girls going about their business. FlutterShy was pretty good with animals. When I took the girls to the zoo Thursday, a kid dropped a toy in the tiger pen and FlutterShy jumped in to get it. What happened next not only surprised me but all the locals there too. The tiger in the habitat didn’t maul her, but instead just sat there on its back while FlutterShy was petting it. She handed the toy back to the youngster. The look on everyone’s faces was flat out priceless. Some were women to which, they fainted. We were really lucky to go off with a warning, but with that look on everyone’s faces was so worth it. I haven’t seen that many people shock after my last family reunion at the park when those squirrels jump on my uncle Reggie to get their nuts. That was two months ago before any of this happened. One crawled up his pants and bit him in a spot you shouldn’t be bitten in. Now he can’t have kids and he had to be hospitalized for rabies.

Rainbow Dash was arm wrestling AppleJack; mentioned something about an iron pony challenge. I wasn’t sure what was up with them over the past couple of weeks, but when I pass AppleJack she would shove me. I wasn’t sure if she was still upset about the internet thing, and Rainbow Dash would trip me in the ground with her tail. I at least managed to earn the girls trust back. Twilight was currently reading a novel I had involving an underwater city of Atlantis. FlutterShy was just being quiet, and Pinkie was making an apple and peach pie in the oven. Rarity was really generous of sewing up anything that I had torn and weared down while Whirlwind was with FlutterShy wanting to ease up tension. I hate to admit it, but the girls were starting to grow on me, I almost hated if they had to leave.

“Ah’m bored.” I heard AppleBloom say as she was watching TV.

“Me too.” Her cousin Babs said sitting around.

“Well you’re not the only ones.” Scootaloo said as she was playing a game. The girls weren’t looking their best as I thought they would be. Then again, whenever I go to work, they all looked bored when I get back.

“So do you girls want to go somewhere?” I asked causing the girls faces to light up.

“What about the mall’s video arcade?” Sweetie Bell suggested.

“Nah, I beat the high scores there.” Scootaloo stated, and she really did too. Some of the guys there were envious on how she beat all of the high scores in the racing games there; especially that new BATMAN game.

“Well what about the movie theatre?” Rarity suggested.

“I’d rather not have people asking me questions about how I have thirteen girls going with me to the movies.” I stated not wanting to go through the zoo incident since when I got the tickets there, the clerk was wondering why I have 13 girls with me. I just wanted to go through the day without any questions. There was one place I didn’t want to go to which Pinkie Pie brought up.

“What about the beach silly filly? It’ll be fuuuuuun.” She brought up in a singsong voice sending chills up my spine causing the girls to get giddy. I wasn’t a fan of the beach after that last incident when a crab somehow tore off my swim trunks. He also bit a certain part of me that caused me to scream like a little girl. The doctor said I was really lucky that I didn’t end up like my uncle a few months before this happened.

“I’d, rather not deal with the beach.” I stated but that was when the girls went up to me with puppy dog eyes and Pinkie Pie and Sweetie Bell went far as to shed tears. I almost broke if I hadn’t thought of something fast.

“I’d take you girls, but you don’t have swim suits. Plus you have to change your forms.” This caused the girls to pout a little, but that was when Whirlwind brought something up.

“That’s not a problem. When he took me clothes shopping at the mall, I happen to slip in bikinis for all of us.” She said to where I was dumbfounded. But then again, I was wondering why the clothes I bought for her cost that much. I just hoped that what she picked out didn’t show too much. Then again how did she know we were going to the beach to begin with?

“‘Sigh’ Fine. We’ll take my RV and we can all hit the beach. I have to hook it up to my truck first.” I stated as I spell my doom, and the girls squeed with glee. I went to my truck and hooked it up to my RV, then went back inside and packed some sunscreen, a cooler with bottled water and soda, some beach chairs for the girls, some snacks for the road, a beach ball if they want to go into the water, and a Frisbee for the sand. I even went and bought a few surf boards for Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo. I went back and saw the girls change their appearances for when we get to south beach. I told the girls had to ride in the RV, since the truck was a two-seater and I put to cooler of in the right seat. Once everyone was seated, Lloyd started the truck and they headed out.

-South Beach inside the RV-

‘Blush’ “Whirlwind, do you really expect us to wear these on the beach?” Twilight questioned when she looked at the array of swimsuits she picked out. The one Twilight was holding seemed to show a little too much of her body. But then Whirlwind snatches the one she was holding.

“Sorry this one’s mine. The one’s you girls have are in there.” She pointed to one of the shopping bags.

“Okay, I feel better now.” She sighed in relief. The girls each picked out their respective swimsuits. As they did, they heard the truck come to a halt.

-South Beach-

I managed to find a good parking spot for the RV and truck. When I unlocked the RV, the girls stepped out with their swimsuits in their bags and we proceeded to the changing room. I was hoping people wouldn’t ask questions on why I have 13 girls stepping out of the trailer, but boy was I wrong. Once again guys were asking how I have a harem of thirteen girls with me. I said that they were just friends, and it was starting to get on my nerves them thinking I was some kind of hotshot with the ladies. The girls were getting annoyed about it too. Hence why Rainbow Dash kicked one of them in a place you never want to be kicked. I’ve never heard a guy’s voice turn that squeaky in my life. Then again, that wasn’t an actual foot that kicked him, but Dash’s hoof. The other guys back off and allowed us through.

“I know I was getting annoyed by what those guys were saying, and I know you girls were too, but did you really have to kick that one guys in the kiwis?” I asked to which she looked at me unamused. I decided not to bug about it any further, because chances are that if I do, I’ll end up like that last guy. We arrived at the changing tents, and since there were thirteen, mares with me, being the gentleman, I decided to wait until they were done changing. It took about twelve minutes, but everyone was ready. I swear if any guy here saw these girls, they would faint, pop a boner, or get a nosebleed from looking.

Twilight had a one piece swimsuit that was open in the back.

Rarity was wearing a one piece as well but it was open in her front; must’ve gone for sexy yet stylish.

Diamond Tiara went for a standard swimsuit since it’s obvious she cautious about herself.

FlutterShy went for a one piece swimsuit that had a criss cross where her stomach was.

AppleJack and Rainbow Dash went for two piece bikinis that held their breast tightly. Rainbow Dash I was surprised. I thought she had a flat chest since she wears her sport clothes so tightly. But her bust was a size E-cup. How can she stand to wear sport’s clothes so tightly if her chest was that big?

Pinkie Pie’s one piece swimsuit had a polka dot design to it; makes me wonder why she’s grown up yet she has the personality of a child.

Silver Spoon sported a silver line bikini to show off her cute rear. Why did I say that?

AppleBloom, Scootaloo, and Babs, wore one piece swimsuits that seemed to match their tastes for the beach. AppleBloom had a beach ball on her front side, Babs had a Frisbee star design on her back, and Scootaloo had a surf board pattern on her back.

Sweetie Bell was next with her two piece bikini. Hers had a unique star design and rose-petals showing off her cute figure.

What Whirlwind was wearing really shocked me. Her bikini was only two straps that covered her chest and lower area. I couldn’t tell if she was messing with me or something.

“Oh you’re so cute when you looked freaked out.” She stated as five seconds later, I passed out. Ten minutes later, I felt something cold on my face causing me to wake up. I felt that my face was wet and I looked up only to feel the same cold streak run down my nose. I put a finger up there to see blood again. Twice this happened, because one of them teased me.

“Real mature Whirlwind, real mature.” I stated unamused with a tissue in hand.

“Oh it was so worth it.” She stated and after that little stunt, we all hit the beach. I took this as a way to bond with everyone. FlutterShy seems to be an animal caretaker back where she’s from. I guess that explains that stunt at the zoo awhile back. Rainbow Dash is known as a cool pony back in Equestria, but she has a softer side she doesn’t let anyone see. Twilight was originally a unicorn but by fixing an old spell, she became a princess. I was wondering why she had both a horn and wings in the first place. The CMC (Cutie Mark Crusaders) as the call themselves would do anything to try and find their cutie marks; and I do mean anything; must be some kind of important thing for them. Apparently these four don’t have their marks yet which is why they always try to do something to get them. Throughout their lives, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon would make fun of them for it by saying things that they aren’t special. Maybe if Diamond Tiara was able to open up like the others, she would have a little fun in her life. She, AppleJack and Rarity were sunbathing, while Pinkie Pie was helping FlutterShy and the Crusaders build a sand castle. Whirlwind and Rainbow Dash were catching waves, Twilight was reading one of my old romance novels, and I was listening to music on my Mp3 player. I did manage to convince Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, to play with the crusaders for a game of Frisbee.

This other part got hairy when six of these guys were bothering Rainbow Dash and they even challenged the girls to Volleyball. Babs, Rainbow Dash, AppleJack, Pinkie, Scootaloo, and AppleBloom creamed them pretty bad; well more like thrashed. Man they got beat so bad, no way were they messing with them again. Guess Rainbow Dash has a way of showing she’s no pushover. When that was over, we got back to Pinkie Pie, which to my surprise built a three story castle with furniture, a moat, heck even a gate. It makes me wonder on how the hell she does this kinda stuff. But all the girls tell me is that physics don’t apply to this girl.

It was already sunset, and me and the girls were getting ready to leave. I was behind the girls at the time when suddenly they stopped causing me to stumble on my backside. I was wondering why the sudden stop until I looked in the sky and saw the same green portal. Five beings appeared. I was glad most of the locals left otherwise we have a bit of a problem.

One was stood at 7ft 6in tall with a celestial mane and tail, wearing a golden dress with tiara and crystal high heels. She also had both a horn and wings light Twilight but the stood out more along with her golden eyes. Her bust I couldn’t believe. I though Fluttershy’s bust was big; but she looked to be a K-size. The other one was similar to but her dress, heels and tiara have more of an onyx color, and she was a dark blue with her sapphire eyes and her bust was a J-size. She stood an even 7 ft. How I could tell; their dresses are open at the top, and they seemed to show a little too much cleavage. You could clearly see their nipples as well. The third also wore a tiara but seemed to have a more orientated design. Her mane and tail seemed to have bright pink, magenta and gold curly locks; her dress didn’t show as much as the other two, but it held her large H-cup breast together still causing me to stare. She was a 6 ft. 4in. tall and also had a set of wings and a horn sticking out of her with her beautiful magenta eyes. The fourth one I really couldn’t believe; instead of an equine, I was looking dead at a gryphon. She wore some type of brown and white jacket with a tight tank top, a pair of jeans and black combat boots. Her golden eyes had a look of death when she spotted me. Her bust was the same as AppleJack’s. The last one was what really surprised me. Instead of a dress, she appeared to be wearing armor with a star like shield and sword design. I couldn’t see her face since it was covered by a helmet, but she also had the same look that the gryphon had when she spotted me. She also wore serrated boots built for combat. She also carried a golden sword which I hoped she wouldn’t use on me.

“Girls, who the heck are they?”

“They’re my family.” Twilight stated causing me to just freeze up. My body felt like concrete when I now realized who I was standing in front of. They were the deities of Equestria; Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Princess Cadence. The other two I didn’t recognize since I didn’t even know where they were from. What happened next surprised me. I was sure I was standing still but I felt lighter for some reason. I looked at myself and found a bright blue aura surrounding me. It apparently came from her horn and she slams me into the ground. I’m glad it was sand but then she uses the butt of her sword and smacks me in the head knocking me out.

-General group Twilight’s Perspective-

“Gleaming Shield, why did you do that?” Twilight yelled upset that she knocked out an innocent bystander who was their friend.

“We thought he was holding you girls against your will, or turning you guys into sex slaves. By the way who’s that, and why do you look like this? ” She stated gesturing the girls’ current clothing, their forms, and the new girl.

“It’s a long story, but he wasn’t doing any of that. He was taking care of us until we found a way back home. By the way the new girls name is Whirlwind and what you thought about him trying to use us as sex slaves were just us having a relaxing day at the beach until you showed up and knocked him out.”

“Uh, how did y’all know it was us when were like this?” AppleJack stated confused.

“And what the hay is she doing here?” Rainbow Dash stated pointing at Gilda. She was still mad at her for what happened in Ponyville two years ago.

“Hey I didn’t ask to come here dweeb. I was just delivering something to the princesses when I happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. Who’s the runt by the way?” She asked pointing towards our human friend.

“We traced a metamorphosis spell here and we then used our magic to find you.” Cadence explained; her jugs slightly bouncing as she walked over to her sister in law.

“That runt as you call him has a name; and it’s Lloyd. He was taking care of us when we got here.” Rainbow Dash stated still with her anger towards her. I wasn’t too happy on seeing Gilda either and I know none of my friends were either.

“Girls please, I’d rather not have any in fighting amongst you all. We’re just glad to be able to find you.”We were almost in a fight had a groan not been heard. We all turn our heads to see Lloyd recover not twenty minutes later.

-Back to Lloyd-

“Cripes, that hurt.” I stated; and I wasn’t kidding. That actually hurt. I haven’t felt that much pain ever since that soccer ball collided with my gut back in highschool. I bet that jerk who played the kicker was aiming there the whole time. If there was one thing I couldn’t stand; it was bullies. They always have to take it out on someone else who’s weaker than them when they have problems they can’t fix themselves. It’s a sad thing.

“My head; what the hell happened?” I asked as to what hit me. I was then group hugged by the Mane six. But AppleJack and Rainbow Dash did something I didn’t expect. They kissed me on my cheeks slightly. I started to blush a little and so did they as to why they did that. They’ve been acting weird around me these past couple of weeks and I couldn’t explain it. Those two were starting to scare me. I mean first they don’t trust me and this happens; it’s pretty weird. I turned to the others and now remembered what hit me; well more like who hit me.

“YOU!!! You freakin’ jerk. Watcha do that for?” I yelled at the armored individual.

“She’s my older sister Lloyd.” She stated and once again I just stop.

“What do you mean older sister?” I asked and that was when she took off her helmet. She had long flowing dark blue hair with violet eyes. I was hard not to look at her. Despite her being muscular she looked cute.

“Does that answer your question? Plus I’m not liking you’re attitude.” She bluntly stated. My guess was she didn’t like my tone after what happened.

“You bashed me in the head for no reason. I got every right to be mad at you.” I stated pointing and I really had a good reason too. That’s not the friendliest way to say hello to someone you just me.

“Show some respect peasant.” The lunar mare stated sparking my anger.

“I’ll show it only to those who deserve it, and I’m not showing that creep any respect when she bashed me in the skull for no good reason.” I stated putting my foot down, unaware of the shit storm I was gonna cause for that. Luna suddenly fired a spell in the sand causing it to become alive. Then two giant hands shot up and began to crush me to death. I couldn’t believe she was about to kill me. Suddenly the giant hands loosed when her older sister undid the spell and I fall down. Luckily the landing was soft.

‘Cough’ “What the fuck is your problem?” I yelled still coughing up sand.

“Sister, why did thine undo thy spell?” She stated not happy.

“Luna he did have a point. He didn’t do anything when Gleaming Shield attacked him, so he has every right to be angry with her as well as you for trying to kill him.” She stated to Luna

“Thank you.” I stated to Celestia.

“But, you didn’t have to scream at us for that. She thought you were a slaver.” She stated looking at me.

“How could I be a slaver? They practically begged me to come to the beach since they were bored at sitting at home all day.”

“He’s tellin ya the truth princess. We needed something to do since we couldn’t leave the house without changing forms.” AppleJack stated defending me. I was surprised she did that.

“So are you here to take the girls back?” I asked.

“Well yes and no. Yes I’m here to take them back, and no because if I use the same spell that brought us here, it wouldn’t work since it would drain a lot of our magic reserves. So if it’s all right; can we stay with you for awhile?” I couldn’t believe what she was asking me. The princess of the sun wants me to take her in my house. It was kinda weird.

“I guess… but I have a few ground rules; one: none of you girls can’t leave without me since I know the entire state, Two: you have to change your forms when we leave the house; I rather not have people freaking out, and three: don’t go accusing someone of something without getting to know them first.” I stated sternly towards Luna and Gleaming Shield since I was still upset for that stunt of knocking me out and almost killing me.

“I believe we can abide to those rules. So how do we get to your house?” I pointed towards the parking lot to where my truck and RV were. I told them that they had to ride in the RV since the girls’ things were in there and the stuff I got for them was in the back of the pickup and that the cooler had to fit in the front seat. We got off the beach and were on our way back to my house.

“Oh I almost forgot; who’s in charge of your empires until you get back?” I asked curious.

“Twilight’s number one assistant Spike is taking care of things in the Crystal Empire, while our nephew Prince BlueBlood and Zecora are handling things in Canterlot.” When Princess Celestia mentioned that stallion’s name, Rarity crushed the water bottle she held in her hand.

“Uh, did something happen between you and him?”

“I’d rather not talk about it darling, and don’t even think about bringing it up Rainbow Dash.” She said to me gritting her teeth but said the last part to Dash giving her the death stare. Rainbow Dash was currently giving the death stare to Gilda. I’m still not sure what Gilda did that made her so mad back in the day, but I knew one thing; Life was going to get very interesting.

-Canterlot-

“Take down these banners and have the new ones placed up by tomorrow, understood?” Said BlueBlood talking to some of the guards who grumble at his orders. BlueBlood was currently planning on shaping Canterlot in his image since his aunts were away.

“Understood.” The Solar and Lunar guards groaned dealing with his stupidity.

“BlueBlood.” Shouted Zecora from another corridor in the castle. “Princess Celestia and Princess Luna only wish for us to raise the sun and moon for now until they get back.”

“You’re not royalty so don’t tell me what to do you worthless cur.” Sadly he was gonna regret that comment since Zecora sent a flash and his lower half was missing. He screamed like a little girl and crawled away.

‘How do the princesses put up with you?’

-Crystal Empire-

“Prince Spike, we have the documents ready for you.” Said a crystal guard assigned to Spike.

“Okay, have them in the office when I get back.” He was currently looking at the gorgeous city from the balcony when a pair of blue hands covered his eyes from behind him.

“Guess who?” said a seductive feminine voice from behind. Spike turned to see his beautiful marefriend in a see-through blue laced nightie. She had a tied blonde mane and tail, with a blue coat, sapphire eyes and a cutie mark representing a crystal star; her supple bust swaying in his face whenever she took a step.”

“Nice to see you too StarShard; by the way, that’s a sexy nightie. What were you planning on using it for?” He asked as he grasped her by the waist making her yelp and carried her to the guest room. He grew out of his crush Rarity two years ago when Star and her family moved into town. They had a real connection going on after her coltfriend brutally dump her for another mare. She felt heartbroken but grew out of it when she met Spike. She was surprised to see a dragon speak to her at SugarCube Corner. When she walked in, she cried her eyes out over her breakup, and yet Spike couldn’t take his eyes off her. So he offered her a milkshake and when their hands touched, it started their relationship.

“What do you think? You really know how to drive a mare wild you sexy stud.”

“Don’t I always?” He stated as he cupped one of her breast in his hand making her purr in delight, then he brought her into a deep passionate kiss. The only thing you could hear were pleasurable moans from the guest room.

Author's Note

Gleaming wasn't gonna be in new world new life so I put her in here. I not sure where I really got the beach thing from but it popped in my head and wouldn't leave so down in the story it went. Enjoy.