Reasons and Consequences

by triplethetaco

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Cheerilee, Big Macintosh, Random, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Romance
Length: 1153

Big Mac has never been very smart. When his offbeat hormones make an attempt at takeover, it doesn't quite end well.

Big Mac does some foolish things that might just get him in trouble in the long run.

Or perhaps "trouble" is an understatement...

Published 2014-03-09 04:10:07 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-09 04:10:07 UTC

That Time Again.

Big Mac walked briskly through Ponyville, searching for the imposing old tree that doubled as a library. He had
been deprived of his "special time" lately due to the neverending construction of the new barn in Sweet Apple
Acres, so the dimwitted oaf had figured that taking advantage of the town's only librarian would be a better
option of relief.

A smirk crossed his face as he turned a corner and spied the building at the end of the road. The stallion had only
knocked once when the door was flung open by Twilight herself, wearing a curiously wide smile.

Big Mac was too horny to care as he muscled his way inside, slamming and bolting the door behind him. He immediately advanced
on the mare, who was still smiling ear-to-ear. He backed her up against a shelf and grunted something along the
lines of: "Yer gonna buck me and yer gonna like it!"

Twilight Sparkle tilted her head to the side and said in a demented voice, "Not today, Mac. It seems that that time
of year has come again,"-Big Mac gulped nervously-"the time of year where the mares of Equestria get a special....
problem, that only a long, juicy cock can solve"-she licked her chops-"and how convenient of you to show up", the
mare finished breezily. Mac was deathly afraid now, half because of his already rising dick, and half because he
had heard stories of the behavioral changes that mares went through while in heat.
Only one thing was on the paralyzed stallion's mind: "Nope".

Quick as a rainboom, Twilight had grabbed hold of Big Mac's shoulders and had pinned him to the ground, locking
his 4 limbs into iron hooks that he could have swore weren't there a second ago. She produced a brand-new ball
gag from a brightly colored box on the shelf and locked it on him.

She glanced earthwards, noticing his (surprisingly) moderately sized phallus was already at full hard-on. Twi's
demented grin only grew wider as she slowly lowered her saliva-soaked lips to it's tip, admiring it for a moment
before she shoved it in her mouth like a vacuum, twisting and licking every inch while Mac lay still, feeling a
mixture of Pleasure and confusion pour through him. Twilight chuckled loudly and tried to speak: "Oou wike
yyat?" Big Mac whimpered, but nodded in confirmation.

Twilight went deeper, even using her hooves to push the
throbbing piece of skin farther into her, until it bulged grotesquely from the sides of her throat. She started
gagging, but didn't let up until she tasted precum.

She quickly slid it out, scratching her mouth raw in the process, and grinned down at wide eyes. "Now comes the
fun part", Twilight said over-enthusiastically. She began to lower her full weight onto the writhing stallion.
As his cock slid near-seemlessly into her dripping lips there came a collective moan from both of them, one slightly
muffled. Twilight let herself fall the rest of the way, earning a squeak from Mac. "That's better", she said with a
chortle.

As Twilight began thrusting her lower body to and fro she placed her two front hooves at the base of his
cock for both support and stimulation. Mac had begun to sob softly while nodding his head slowly.

Suddenly, a huge mass crashed through the ceiling, making a deafening boom and sending debris everywhere.
As the dust cleared, Cheerilee was visible with the same creepy smile that Twilight wore.

"You think that you can just steal *MY* stallion just like that?!" she bellowed at the duo on the floor.
Twilight was stunned, mostly by the fact that 6 inches of bark had been penetrated by an earth pony with no
eqipment. "Well, I-"

"No! I don't want to hear your petty excuses! I was just on my way over to Sweet Apple Acres to make love to my
sweet prince when I discovered that *you* had beat me to it!"

Big Mac's eyes were getting wider by the second, and he started convulsing, presumably with excitement.
"Cheeri... Cheer...", he managed to sputter. Memories of their first date and the effects of the love poison started to
flash back to him in rapid succession.

The mare in question smiled gently, drooling slightly from both pairs of lips.
"Yes, I'm here my sweet juicy apple. I'm here to take you away from this.... *fiend* so that we may be together
forever!"

Cheerilee turned briefly to Twilight, who was still sitting on Mac's dick.
"Sorry about the roof", she said in a falsely sweet voice.
She then seemed focus on Big Mac for the first time, still convulsing quite violently on the floor and foaming at the
mouth slightly from sheer and utter happiness.
Of course, from the outside it looked like there might have been a
problem.

"Big Mac, sweetie, are you alright?", Cheerilee said with genuine inquisition.

Mac barely had time to turn his head before he managed to choke out two short words: "Ah came."
Twilight's eyes widened considerably as she glanced down at a mixture of semen and... was that blood?

Indeed, Big Macintosh had been so enthralled to meet Cheerilee in such a circumstance that his cock had exploded
right after he had climaxed... right into Twilight.

She pulled out with a great deal of effort and sucking sounds, to reveal the remains of the stallion's penis, now
only 4 pieces of skin dangling sideways and spewing a putrid mix of liquids, like the nose of a bomb.

Mac himself had suffered a fatal heart attack and was now lying quite motionless on the ruined floor, with a smile
on his face no less. Twilight did not attempt to help him, as he had already lost half his blood from the unfortunate
accident.

Both mares stood silent and still for a long time, considering what had taken place. Eventually, the ropy semen and
blood mixture had spilled over the floor to Cheerilee's hooves, waking her from her reverie.

"Umm... Twilight?"

"Y-yes?"

"Let's never speak of this."

"Agreed."

And with that, the two mares covered the entirety of the building with lighter fluid and burned it to the ground.

Both were never seen again, as they had moved to a remote part of Equestria to escape any consequences, which
was of course the most logical soloution to such a problem.

3 days later..

Applejack marched up the stairs and burst right into Big Mac's bedroom.

"Mac! You free? I told you I need-"

She stopped short when she realized that the stallion was not present.

"Oh drat... I've checked all the fields... where could that durn brother of mine be? He knows how I get this time of
year...".

Author's Note

Credit to The Man Who Knocks on the Doors of Insanity and [ANONYMOUS] for some of the content, you know who you are. Faggot.