Pinkamena Diane Pie was born on a rock farm, where she achieved her cutie mark one fateful day in an attempt to cheer up her rather boring lifestyle with a bit of harmless and murderous fun... And grew up to be one of Equestria's most infamous and elusive of serial killers.

Despite her run of brutal killings and twisted acts of torture throughout the land over many, many years, she was eventually caught red handed by none other than the recently ascended Princess Twilight Sparkle; whom along side the Royal Sisters Celestia and Lunar, sentenced her to life imprisonment; to rot away inside a maximum security facility.

Pinkamena, or Pinkie as she likes to call herself, confesses to her crimes a day before she is carted off to the infamous Rainbow Factory for processing to none other than her recently assigned psychiatrist Fluttershy, to whom she recounts the various murders and the tragedy of a mad mare in love.

Of course, nothing goes according to plan... after all, the truly sick and twisted can never be cured.

(Much thanks to the ever faithful Grammar Nazi for the help on this Fic: TachyonicBow)

(This is loosely based off of the Cupcakes, Rainbow Factory and Researcher Twilight Universes. My own Alt Universe/blend of the three, but one none the less. Go look the original authors up for these separate universes, for their original work is the best grim-dark/dark shit out there.)

I do not own the pic. I don't know where I found it.