Various Oneshots.

Waking up at 7:30, every morning can be pretty tiring.

Even when in a place like Equestria.

Where every other week, something is happening that could fuck with something else.

Ehh, time to go get the paper.

Opening the door without looking, you realise that you are falling.

Fast.

"FUUUUUCK MY LIIIIIIIFE!"

You scream.

Looking up, you notice that your house was ontop of a pile of dirt spanni-

Ow.

OW.

Looking at the ground you just landed on, you feel dirt hitting your stomach.

Looking up again, you see what looks like a pan falling towards you.

"Why me-"

You are cut off as the pan connects with your head.

*Somtime later*

Opening your eyes, you see the ceiling of a hospital.

Not the one in Ponyville, though.

"Where am I?"

Not expecting a response, you hear, "You're in a hospital in the town Neighmouth."

Looking to the mare, you think of that place.

You've heard of the town once before.

"Why am I here? Shouldn't I be in the hospital back in Ponyville?"

"There was a complication with the drugs, so you were moved here, because we had the only usable medication in Equestria." she answers.

"How long have I been here?"

She answers, "According to the report, you've been here for about six months."

Perfect.

"So thats what I spent six long months in Quincy for, six long months, doin' nothin' at all."