The Sexiest Man in Equestria
Wet Dream
Previous ChapterNext ChapterI suddenly found myself aware of being in a large bed. I could feel something wet wrapped around my cock, and there was a weight pressing against my chest.
"Zephyr...."
The voice was feminine, certainly, but carried a low note of authority to it that was instantly recognizable. I opened my eyes, and saw Luna's face smiling down at me as the wet feeling travelled down to the base of my cock. I still wasn't fully capable of thought, though, due to my immunity to magic, and I found myself grabbing her hips and lifting her up before pushing her back down, thrusting with my own hips to meet her. The Princess of the Night moaned in pleasure, and I could feel my thoughts becoming less hazy as I accelerated my thrusting pace. A few deep breaths and a couple dozen wet slaps later, I was able to think in a straight line. I knew Luna was already aware of me being with Twilight, since she had ways of reading even my thoughts, if nothing else, but that was able to wait. At the speed of thought, eight hours is an eternity. I put more strength into fucking the Princess, and caught her nipple with my lips as I moved a hand to her wings. She moaned with approval, and I could taste milk on my tongue, warm and sweet.
Most of Equestria's population seemed to be under the impression that the Princesses were perfect goddesses of some kind or another, but the truth was that they were horny enough on a regular basis that were they to act on every urge they felt, the throne room would look more like a brothel than anything else. Luna, in particular, had a problem with what her body wanted. While Celestia's tits were certainly bigger, Luna had a condition that caused her breasts to constantly produce milk. Typically, she just disposed of it, but on one occasion when I was actually in Canterlot, I found out about her condition, and found that her milk was absolutely delicious. Since then, she always allowed me to suck her nipples during our shared dreams, and occassionally send a crate of it, bottled, to my house. Personally, I preferred it fresh, but I didn't complain. I liked it, and it helped her self-esteem.
As the flow began to stem, I switched to her other breast, collecting as much flesh in my mouth as I could before sucking hard on her nipple and pulling back, stretching her breast slightly as she gave a high-pitched moan of ecstasy. I felt a stream of milk squirt out for my effort, and started massaging her wing as I repeated the process, using my mouth to milk her like a cow. I switched between her tits several times, pressing my face in, opening my mouth, and then sucking and pulling to coax out the milk, until there wasn't any left. By that point, Luna was squeaking in lustful pleasure with every breath, her wings were quivering, and her ass jiggled faintly every time I fucked her as the strength left her legs. After a few more seconds, I came, pouring semen into her as she changed the stimulus of both our minds, making it feel like I had injected ten times as much semen as I was actually capable of. She collapsed on top of me afterward, panting with lust as her tongue lolled out of her open mouth. It had been some time since she had last visited me, though, and if the newspapers were to be believed, the entire time had been nothing but stress, so I took advantage of the fact that I had limitless endurance in the dream world, and maneuvered myself out from under her, repositioning myself doggy style to penetrate her ass. She managed to move her legs just enough to make entrance possible, then relaxed as I gently pushed in and began fucking her anally. She seemed to need the extra treatment, too, since the only sounds she made during that time were grunts and whines of pleasure, begging me for more. Eventually, I gave her what she wanted, hilting myself as I emptied another impossibly large load of cum into her anus. It all stayed in as I pulled out, though, and I could hear a faint sloshing sound every time she moved afterward. I lowered myself next to her, and she lunged forward for a kiss. She ground her hips against me as her tongue invaded my mouth, and I responded my pushing my dick into her again and rolling her onto her back, careful to avoid crushing her wings. I slowly began fucking her again, and her features relaxed as she focused.
"Thou art sweet, to meet my needs first."
"I've heard a few stories of the crap you've been having to deal with lately. I figured you could use some extra attention." She closed her eyes in pleasure as I pushed in completely and held it there for a few seconds.
"I appreciate the gesture. Now that that's done, though, we should talk."
"About me and Twilight, right?"
She nodded.
"Yes. While I am pleased the two of you have decided to enter a true relationship, I do have... concerns."
I smirked and fucked her a little faster, making her gasp as the angle of my cock changed and dragged across her walls.
"You're concerned that I won't be available to relieve your stress anymore, right?"
I increased my pace further, fucking her hard enough that she nodded from the force of my movements. She panted as she tried to answer through the treatment.
"P-partially.... I-ah-I, uh... I worry that others will be jealous-nggg...." She put her arms around my neck to help steady her speech. "There are -haannh- sveral other mares -haah- who regularly have erotic dreams about you."
I slowed down so Luna could think properly, and kissed her gently on the nose as she continued.
"Even in Ponyville, there are multiple mares who want to be your mate." With her ability to think restored, I felt Luna put her legs around my waist, pulling me in every time I thrusted. "If you are not careful, that could be disastrous."
I didn't need any other confirmation about how badly jealousy could affect ponies; I already knew about Nightmare Moon. I gently kissed the Night Princess as I felt my groin tighten, and I released another payload of jizz into her womb as we broke apart. I removed myself from her, and laid down across her body, gently massaging her face and side as I felt the room get a little colder. She wrapped her arms around my neck and held me tightly.
"I know, Luna. It's alright. Twilight and I already figured out that we would need to explain all this to everyone else." I paused as an idea struck me. "Actually, can you bring Twilight here? We could talk about all this now."
"I could.... If you'd stop making me so aroused for a few seconds." The temperature returned to normal, and I removed myself from Luna's personal space, sitting up against the headboard.
She took several deep breaths to calm herself, and her horn lit with a dark blue glow. After what felt like almost a minute, I saw a new shape begin to take form on the far side of the bed. The shape slowly became more focused and defined, until Twilight Sparkle was laying there, naked and asleep. Luna panted with the exertion, and I crawled forward to kiss her over her shoulder and massage her breasts a little. She sighed appreciatively, and we both turned our attention to Twilight. I wanted to try waking her up the same way Luna always woke me up, and I put on my best fake Canterlot accent.
"Please, Your Majesty, allow me to wake this rude mare. To sleep in ignorance of your beauty is simply unacceptable."
Luna giggled, and laid down on her side so she could watch.
"Very well, sir, let me see how well you can wake her."
I positioned myself above Twilight, and lowered my head down so I could whisper in her ear.
"Twiiiiliiiiight. It's time to get up."
She mumbled something incoherent and her ear twitched as she lazily swung her arm at me.
"Twilight, if you get up, I'll take you out for breakfast."
Sounds resembling the words "Five more minutes" emanated from her mouth. Luna giggled.
"She's almost as difficult to wake as you are, Zephyr."
I grinned back and lifted my upper body.
"Yeah, but I already know her weakness." I turned back to Twilight. "Twilight, you need to get up. Don't want to keep Princess Luna waiting, do you?"
The reaction was instantaneous. Twilight's eyes shot open, and her ears pointed straight toward me. I could feel her body tense beneath mine.
"Princess Luna!? Where!? I don't remember a meeting being on the schedule! Oh no, did I forget? I completely forgot to put it on the schedule, didn't I? Oh no, oh no, ohnoohnoohnoohnooh-"
"Look left, Twilight."
She did, and froze like a deer in the headlights of a speeding dump truck filled with bricks.
"Zephyr?"
"Yes, Twilight?" I replied as I leaned down and began kissing her neck.
"Is this a dream?"
"Yes. Yes, it is."
"Should I be worried about why Luna figured out a way to share dreams with you, and then bring me in while we're all naked?"
"That depends."
"On what?"
"Whether or not the current situation arouses you."
"And if it does?"
"Then don't worry."
"Ah. Okay."
I could feel just how aroused she was, as my cock rubbed her wet pussy, but the rest of her body was still frozen with fear as Luna smiled mischievously at Twilight. I grabbed Twilight's muzzle gently, and turned her to face me.
"Twilight, what did I just say?"
She blinked and her ears folded back guiltily.
"To not worry?"
"And have you stopped worrying yet?"
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"No."
"Then stop it. Just take a few deep breaths, and calm down. It's not like you're on trial, here."
She took my advice, inhaling and exhaling several times to get her nerves under control.
"Okay. Okay, I'm fine. So, what's going on?"
"Well, first of all, you should know that Luna and I have been meeting like this for quite some time."
Twilight's face fell slightly, although she seemed more confused than anything.
"Why didn't you tell me?"
"That was my decision, dear Twilight."
Twilight turned her head to look at Luna, and I laid down behind her, holding her close.
"My reasons for desiring Zephyr were completely casual, though not always physical. I knew that revealing our relationship to anyone could be detrimental to both our lives, but I specifically did not reveal it to you, or your friends, because I was already certain that at least one of you would become romantically interested in him, and I did not wish to discourage that with my presence. I asked Zephyr not to speak of it to anyone, and ensured that all his visits to me physically were made with utmost secrecy. Only two of my closest gurads were ever aware of his presence or identity, and I ensured that they would never speak of our meetings to any other pony, whether on purpose or by accident, through multiple means. Now, though, the situation has changed. The two of you are now in a relationship, which makes me the outsider once more."
I could see Luna trying to keep from giving away her sadness at potentially being left alone again, but the room grew cold again, revealing her true feelings. I raised myself over Twilight, and pulled Luna over so I could hold them both.
"What Luna is saying, Twilight, is that since you and I are in a real relationship now, it's your choice as to whether or not she's allowed to keep seeing me."
Twilight looked up to me in shock, then back to Luna.
"B-b-but you're one of the Princesses! I can't just tell you you aren't allowed to see Zephyr anymore!"
Luna shook her head in disagreement.
"That is completely untrue, Twilight. Now that you and he are together, for me to further intrude without welcome would be both rude and unfair to you. Moreso, as I am responsible for watching over the health of young lovers. That would be dereliction of duty, plain and simple."
Twilight sighed, then looked back to me.
"What do you think, Zephyr? I know we just got involved, ourselves, but she is the Princess. I feel like refusing her would just be wrong."
"Twilight, this choice is yours. I've already had plenty of practice keeping up with multiple mares. Whether or not you're ready to have a relationship with more than one other is your call, not mine."
She sighed, and fell silent for several seconds. I nuzzled her gently as she thought, letting her know she had my support either way. Finally, she spoke up.
"I don't really have any problem with you two seeing each other, Princess, and I know that having him around helps you, but I don't think I feel ready to be with you, myself. I just feel like I don't have enough experience, yet."
Luna nodded.
"Of course. I disagree on your abilities, but it is your choice. Thank you both, for allowing me to join your herd."
Twilight smiled, but something suddenly occurred to me just then.
"No."
Both mares turned to me in shock, and I looked down at them with a toothy grin.
"Not a herd. Only herbivores have herds." I raised my back and shoulders, making myself look bigger, and both mares shivered as their instincts told them to run away from the predator that now hovered over their helpless bodies. "I am an apex predator. So no, not a herd. This will be my pack." I leaned down and kissed Twilight, pressing her down into the pillows until she was panting, then I did the same with Luna. I could feel both of them shivering beneath me with excitement and just enough fear to really get the adrenaline running. "And all new members have to go a round before it's official."
Luna smiled and giggled in amusement.
"Oh-ho! Thrice was not enough, Zephyr?"
I nibbled on her ear a little before answering.
"Actually, I figure it's a good chance for Twilight to learn some of your weaknesses. Eventually, she's going to want to join us, might as well have her ready for it. Right, Twilight?"
The unicorn in question started when my attention suddenly shifted to her, and then she nodded rapidly.
"Um, y-yeah, right. Of course." Her body was shaking, and her ears swiveled every which way, like she was being hunted. I dropped my head down, and pressed my nose against hers, filling her vision.
"Twilight, are you scared right now?"
"Um. Yes? Maybe? I'm not sure. I know that you're a predator, but the way you declared it just now, I suddenly thought that I would never escape from you if you chased me, and for some reason, that's really arousing and terrifying at the same time."
I smiled.
"Good. Now, I have a question for you: I know why you feel how you do, and I can explain it to you," her eyes went wide and her tail swished at the pospect of new information, "but, if I do, it could dampen the feeling, perhaps even remove it. So do you still want to know?"
The war that followed between her emotions was evident on her face. Her insatiable curiosity wanted desperately to know what was happening, but her body was telling her to let it go and just let things happen. After a few seconds, she shook her head slowly.
"I think... I think I'd rather figure it out myself. That's okay, right?"
In response, I kissed her again, pushing her down slowly but firmly into the pillows. When I pulled away, she was panting again.
"That's just fine, Twilight." I turned back to Luna, who had rolled onto her back, and now had her arms folded so they held her breasts together. "Now, as for you..." I moved over so I was fully over her. She shivered and pushed her arms together in excitement, squishing her breasts and making me even more aroused. "I think it's time to really work you over."
Luna flashed a sultry grin, then rolled over. She pulled her legs toward her chest, propping herself on her knees and lifting her butt far enough to rub my dick. She hotdogged me for a moment, rubbing her flanks up and down my length until I grabbed them. She moaned lightly as I started kneaded them, enjoying the sensation of my fingers pressing into the soft fur and flesh of the Night Princess' ass. I left my dick where it was for a moment, teasing her as she tried to continue moving. I held her still though, digging my hands into her plush flanks to hold her still. Finally, I decided to get on with it, and rolled my hips back so I could line myself up with her vagina. I rubbed my tip against her entrance, and she whimpered pleadingly. I wanted to hear one more thing, though. I leaned forward, and laid my body across Luna's, leaving my head just below her shoulder, close enough to whisper.
"Is this what you want, Luna?"
She nodded.
"What was that? I couldn't hear you. You have to speak up."
"Y-yes. I want it. Give it to me."
I put a hand against her pussy and slipped a finger in. She whimpered again.
"Is that what you wanted? Honestly, 'it' isn't very descriptive. You'll have to be more specific."
She was panting now. I glanced over to Twilight, and found her fingering herself and playing with her breasts. This was starting to turn her on.
"Your cock! Please, Zephyr, give me your cock!" Luna was pushing backward and down, now, searching for my dick with her pussy.
"Oh, is that what you wanted? Well, alright, then, Princess. Get ready." I pulled my hand from her entrance, and grabbed her flanks, squeezing tightly to keep a good grip. I brought my member back to her entrance, and aligned myself before flexing my pelvic muscles, turning it into a fleshy spear as I pressed forward quickly. I entered easily, and shoved my entire length into her at once, letting the Princess feel my entirety right away. She shivered in delight, and I wasted no time in getting to a quick pace, pulling her ass backward every time I thrusted with my hips. I looked at Twilight to find her furiously working her own pussy, panting and sweating with arousal. I laughed a little.
"You enjoying the show, Twilight?"
She nodded dumbly.
"What's it like, watching one of your rulers get fucked by your boyfriend right in front of you?"
"I-it's... arousing. It's making me so hot inside. I think it's because... i know that if I ask, you'll do this to me, too."
"Do you want me to do this to you, Twilight?"
She bit her lip and fell forward as her other hand moved to join the first. She moaned erotically.
"Yes! Yes, I want it so much! I want you to fuck me like a toy! I want you to rut me like an animal! I'm getting even hotter, Zephyr! I feel like I'm going to combust!"
"Well, we don't want that, do we?" I hilted myself, and held it there inside Luna. "Come here, get under Luna."
She did as I said, laying so that they could face each other.
"Now, Twilight, you see those big, soft tits your Princess has?"
"Yes?"
"Suck on them."
There was a moment of hesitation, then I heard her suckling on Luna's breast for a moment before I heard her pull of with a pop.
"There's milk. But, Princess, you're not pregnant, are you?"
"No, dear Twilight. My body produces milk at all times. It is rather irksome in most cases, but our mutual beau seems to enjoy it."
"Damn right I do. And you know what else I enjoy?"
"What?" Luna asked over her shoulder as Twilight began sucking her breast again.
"Fucking you until you can't even think straight." I suddenly started my thrusting again, making Luna whinny in surprise, and increased my pace to full speed right away. Having Twilight beneath us, drinking Luna's milk, was pushing me quickly towards the edge. As I neared my limit, I made a last-second decision.
"Luna, roll." She obeyed, and I pulled out. I jerked myself a few more times, then came, shooting massive ropes of semen all over both mares, covering their bodies and faces in jizz. Twilight opened her mouth, and caught most of one on her tongue, leaving the rest to splatter her chin, and causing another wave of orgasm to surge through my dick. By the time I was finished cumming, both mares were laced with white, making them both look like sluts. It suddenly occurred to me, as that thought crossed my mind, that that was partially true. The difference was that they would only act like that for me. Anyone else would just get shunted away, but they had both chosen to let me fuck them basically whenever I wanted. I leaned forward and gave them each a short, gentle kiss.
"Well, Twilight, what do you think? Would you consider that a successful initiation?"
She wiped some cum off her cheek with her finger and licked it away before answering.
"Yeah. I think that was pretty good."
"Alright, then. Looks like you're in, Luna."
She sighed happily, and wiped some jizz off her breast before dripping it into her mouth.
"It's been some time since I was in a serious relationship, but if I can expect this kind of treatment every time, I think it will be well worth the effort."
Author's Note
I had to stop writing this a few times because it was making me so hard it hurt. I hope it affects you all similarly.
Also, expect more dream scenes like this in the future. Not sure how often, but definitely multiple times.
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