Fry Downloads A Pony Girlfriend
On a typical day at Planet Express, the very old, very... very very... very very old man known as Professor Farnsworth, whom wore his usual thick glasses, white lap coat and light slippers. However, he seemed to be missing his pants, but thankfully had a small red thong to cover his privates.
He was in his lab laughing maniacally while he worked on his latest doomsday device.
Just outside his laboratory, there was a middle aged man, with a big handsome white mustache, whom was leaning against a wall. He wore a brown cap, light green pants and a jacket of the same color, with a white t-shirt underneath his jacket.
He appeared to be reading some sort of porno magazine, which was entitled Big Uddered Mares. Where several cartoon like, large eyed aliens that looked like pastel Ponies, with massive udders were posing sexfully at a tropical beach.
"Mhm." he simply said in a southern accent.
In the hanger, there was a large green ship that looked like some sort of cheap ripoff of a ship from the Thunderbirds. On the right side of the ship, a young purple haired mutant Human female with a ponytail, whom had a large single eye instead of two. She wore a white tank top, black pants and black boots while she worked on fixing the ship's badly damaged engine, by hitting it repeatedly with a wrench.
She turned to look at the mysterious man reading a porn magazine outside Farnsworth's lab. He nodded his head in approval and then Leela went back to hitting the engine with the wrench. Surprisingly Leela hitting the ship's engine with a wrench caused the engine's broken parts to seemingly magically repair themselves and replace missing parts out from thin air, suggesting Leela's wrench might indeed be some sort of magical artifact.
Elsewhere, in the lounge a young man named Fry, with orange hair, that wore a red jacket, light blue pants and black sneakers. He was sitting on a yellow couch, where a humanoid trashcan like robot, that was fast asleep sitting next to him, while Fry watched My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
The pastel Ponies and danced sang Winter Wrap Up on screen.
"Oh, I wish I could have a Pony girlfriend."
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Meanwhile in another universe, there was a certain minty green unicorn mare sat on her bed looking down sadly. Her bed was themed with Blood Raven Space Marines looking badass. All over her room, there were nude posters of Nicolas Cage in seductive poses.
"Oh, I wish I could have a Human boyfriend."
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"Good news, Fry!" shouted Farnsworth as he walked in butt naked, but still wearing his slippers.
"What's good news?"
"You can actually get a Pony girlfriend by using my latest invention, the Multiversal Love Maker!"
"How does that work?"
"Follow me to my laboratory and I'll show you!"
Fry stood up and followed the naked mad scientist. Once they were in the lap Farnsworth pulled a white sheet off a metal table to reveal a small metal blue box.
"Uh? How does it work?"
"You say what person you want as a waifu from another universe, then a copy of that person will be made and downloaded into our reality."
"Uh, explain the scientific basis how this invention even works?"
"It just works OK!" he shouted!
"Good enough for me." Fry lifted the box. "I want Twilight Sparkle as a waifu." The device beeped, and there was a blinding flash of light next to Fry, followed by the appearance of Twilight Sparkle, the sexy purple unicorn. "Hah! It worked!"
"Come here you sexy monkey!" she said sexfully with bedroom eyes.
Twilight jumped on Fry, knocking him over and to lock lips with him.
"Hah! This is just like the time I downloaded Lucy Liu!"
Farnsworth picked up the device. "Granny Smith!" The device beeped, and there was a blinding flash of light next to Farnsworth, followed by the appearance of sexy old Granny Smith. "Come here beautiful!" Farnsworth passionately began to make out with his Pony waifu Granny Smith. "Oh my yes!" he shouted in ecstasy.
While the two were busy making out with their waifus Bender sneaked into the lab and stole the Multiversal Love Maker, placing it inside his chest cabinet and then sneaking back out.
And so Bender left Planet Express and became a trillionaire selling waifus over the Internet by creating them with the Multiversal Love Maker, which he claimed he invented, he had copyright and all. So Farnsworth couldn’t do a thing.
Fry still remained good friends with Bender and got married to his true love Twilight Sparkle a few months later, and Farnsworth married Granny Smith as well. A year later Leela married Fry and Twilight Sparkle.
And everyone was happy more less, apart from Zoidberg, whom was too poor to buy his waifu Rarity off Bender.
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The screen flashed purple. Farnsworth was sat on a wooden stool. He watched the whole thing on the What If Machine.
"So that's what things would be like if I invented the Multiversal Love Maker?" he sighed. "A man can dream though, a man can dream."
Behind another screen it revealed Pinkie Pie watched the whole thing on TV lying on her bed. Doctor Zoidberg was on top of her, fucking her up the buttlehole with his massive terrifying penis.
"Whoop whoop whoop!" shouted Zoidberg.
"Wooo! That was fun and arousing wasn't it Zoidberg?" she shouted excitedly.
"It was!"
Zoidberg pulled his monster cock out from Pinkie Pie's butthole, she turned around and sucked on his mighty penis.
"Oh, Zoidberg! I love the taste of your tartar sauce and garbage flavored semen!" Her eyes widen in shock. " She tapped on some invisible glass. "Hello? I can see you too!" she glared angrily. "Hey, get your hand out of your pants you pervert!"
The End
