Frank Reynolds Visits Equestriaby MajorDudeChaptersPilotFrank Meets the Mane 6Frank Shows OffFrank's BackPilot10:30 PM On a Friday Philadelphia, PA Charlie's Apartment Two men were facing each, both of them had competitive glares plastered on their faces. They both stepped barefooted on the slightly cat-hair filled floor that had a mild stench that almost filled the apartment. Outside, cats were heard meowing and a faint car alarm was heard, which only increased the intensity that these two men were experiencing. One of the men, a short man with some black hair on the sides of his head, adjusted his glasses while the other man, a younger man with black hair and a beard, let a small grin form on his lips. "OK Charlie." The short man whispered with determination and a smirk. "One more game and that's it." "You're going down Frank!" Charlie shouted with a triumphant tone in his yell. "Alright. Dare or Dare?" Frank asked. "Dare!" Charlie shouted. Frank put his hand on his chin as he thought. He finally said, "Alright Charlie...I dare you to..." Charlie let out a reluctant sigh as he and Frank walked towards a pay-phone in the slightly noisy streets. He put in a quarter in the slot and grabbed the phone. Frank let out a silly grin as Charlie dialed up someone's phone number. Charlie waited patiently as he heard the dial tone. Charlie turned to Frank, "So you want me to say-" "Yeah." Frank interrupted. "Say how we rehearsed it. Come on." Eventually, he could heard a woman's voice through the phone. "Hello?" Charlie answered, "Hello, Dee?" "Yes? What do you want Charlie?" Charlie sighed. "I'm wet like shit you big stupid turkey." Before Dee could reply, Charlie hung up. He let out a stare at Frank. Eventually, their stares were replaced with hearty laughter. "Alright Frank." Charlie said between giggles. "Dare or Dare?" Frank stopped laughing for a bit to reply, "Dare." Charlie put his hand on his chin. "Let's see...uh...I dares you to..." Frank and Charlie were in a dark underpass. They did not mind the smell or the quiet, shady environment. Frank noticed a homeless man underneath some dirty garbage and torn clothes and shouted, "Hey Cricket!" The homeless man removed the garbage and clothes, revealing his dirty torn clothes and messy beard and mustache. "Yeah?" Cricket asked tiredly. "What do ya want Fran-" Cricket did not finish his sentence as Frank, with a great force, gave a strong kick on the homeless man's genitals. Cricket let out a pain-filled yelp as he dropped to the dirty floor. He held his genitals as he continued whimpering from his suffering. Charlie and Frank both howled with laughter as they walked away. Charlie grinned as he said, "Well, that was a fun game." "Yeah." They started their short way to Charlie's apartment. They did not mind the cats meowing or the shady people or a hooker laying on the floor. Charlie slightly kicked the hooker. Charlie turned to Frank. "I think she's dead." "Eh. Whatever." Charlie yawned as he took out his apartment keys. "Well I'm bored. I'm going to bed." "Yeah, me too." Frank said as he yawned. Frank was now in his sleeping shirt and, of course, no pants, while Charlie put on his favorite shirt for sleeping and his pants that has a noticeable hole on it. Frank got into the pull-up couch bed. "Good night Charlie." He said as he dozed off. "Good night Frank." Charlie said as he got into bed and slept. They had a good night sleep, despite the fact that they were sleeping ass to ass. "You better not poop on the bed this time Frank..." Charlie yawned as he woke up. Charlie blinked his eyes for a bit. "Good morning Frank...huh?" Charlie stared at Frank's side of the bed. "No Frank." Charlie stated with a raised eyebrow. Charlie touched Frank's side of the bed to see if he was invisible. Charlie shook his head. He looked down underneath the bed but only saw garbage, jeans, and a piss jar that still had Frank's urine. "What the shit?" Charlie got out of bed. "FRANK! Where are you!? Are you invisible?! Are we still playing Dare or Dare? FFFRRRAAANNNKKK?!?!? Frank yawned as he woke up. Frank blinked his eyes for a bit. "Eh...huh?" He looked up and noticed that he was no longer in Charlie's apartment. He was now in a forest. He looked around and saw all these trees and some tiny insects that were either crawling on the floor, climbing trees, or chewing on leaves from small plants. Frank exclaimed as he blinked his eyes more, "What the...?" He looked around as he asked, "Where the shit am I? This crazy shit looks like from a kids' show. It's like the time me and Charlie did mushrooms!" He adjusted his glasses with his hoof. Frank's eyes widen. "Wait. That's not my hand." He looked at his hoof, which was red coated. He looked down to see his legs, only to see red horse legs. He slowly got up, only to realize that he is not a human. Frank immediately produced a surprised look. He quickly trotted to a nearby puddle on the ground. He looked down to see his reflection. His pupils shrunk as soon as he saw his face through the puddle's reflection. "OH SHIT!!!" Many colorful ponies in a town-like settlement stopped doing their daily routine the minute they heard those two words. A rainbow-maned pegasus stopped flying and landed on a nearby cloud. A pink pony stopped making cakes and sweets for a moment. A white unicorn immediately stopped sewing her new dress. An orange pony stopped kicking apple trees with her back legs. A yellow pegasus stopped feeding her rabbit a carrot the pegasus was holding. A purple winged unicorn stopped reading her book as a little purple dragon stopped sweeping the floor with his broom. "Shit?" The dragon asked while he scratched his head. "What's that?" "I don't know Spike." The winged unicorn answered. "I really don't know..." Frank Reynolds Visits Equestria Frank Meets the Mane 6Frank continued to stare at the puddle's reflection. He had his face and facial hair but his skin is now red and has a light reddish unicorn horn on his forehead. Frank touched the horn. "Is this my dick or is this where I make magic or something?" He sighed as he walked around the deep green forest. "Where the shit am-OW!" Frank flinched as he stepped on something that felt a bit painful. "What the?" He said as he looked on his hoof, which had a small branch stuck inside the hoof. "This goddamn branch..." Frank's horn started to glow a red glow. A faint red aura surrounded the branch and it pulled it out of the hoof. The red glow disappeared and the branch fell to the ground as Frank let out a yelp as he almost fell down. "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I CAN USE MAGIC?!" Frank just stared at the branch and pointed his horn to the branch. As the horn glowed, the branch also glowed with a red aura. Frank let out a smile as he floated the branch around him. "Sweeeeeeeeeeeet..." He used his magic to break the branch, turning it into wood dust. As the glow disappeared, the dust fell to the ground. As his horn glowed, Frank let out a grin. "Wonder what else can this bad boy does?" As he walked around, he noticed a sunny field outside the forest. With a raised eyebrow, Frank headed towards the field. As he exited out of the forest, he noticed that there were ponies hanging out in the fields, either walking around, having picnics, or playing with a frisbees. Frank let out a smile. "More chicks than dudes...I wonder if..." Frank frowned as his eyes grew bigger. "Wait, I'm a guy! Why would I bang a horse? Then why am I thinking that a pony would be sexy...well I am a pony. I wonder if this world has whores I can bang? Gotta get money though...wait a minute. I can just rob someone! I wonder if I have my..." Frank used his magic to check around his flank for something he hoped he still had. Frank let out a relieved smile as he pulled his desired object in front of him. "MY GUN!" Frank exclaimed as the gun made a click sound. "Sweet! Now we're talki-What's the thing on my ass?" Frank looked on his flank and was surprised to see a cash sign on his flank. "What's this shit doing on my ass? Do all these horses have butt tattoos?" He examined one cross-eyed grey pegasus's flank and noticed the bubble tattoo on her flank. "Huh. I guess they do. Now then, who shall I rob first?" He noticed six ponies and a small dragon having a small picnic. One blue pegasus with a rainbow mane was chatting with an orange pony with blonde hair and a cowboy hat. A white unicorn with a blue curled mane calmly sipped her apple cider as a yellow pegasus with pink hair did the same. An incredibly pink pony was smiling as she ate cupcakes. A purple winged unicorn was calmly eating her sandwich and drinking her cider. The young purple dragon was also sipping his cider. The picnic consisted of sandwiches, apple cider, cupcakes, and colorful jewels, which immediately caught Frank's attention. "Ahh...jewelry! Thank God this world has some riches! Hmm...how would I approach this...I know! I'll pretend to be new in town and maybe let me stay in the picnic so that I can secretly steal those gem! Hahaha! It's idiot-proof! IT'S CHARLIE-PROOF!" Frank then calmed his face and let out s straight face as he walked towards the picnic. Frank tried to grab the attention of the ponies and dragon. "Heyo!" The ponies stopped doing what they were doing and stared at Frank. "Uh...howdy?" The orange pony confusedly greeted with a wave. "Who're you?" The blue pegasus asked. "I'm..." Frank thought for a while. "Dr. Toboggan...Mantis Toboggan!" "O...K..." The blue pegasus muttered with a raised eyebrow. "Well I'm Rainbow Dash. The pink pony's Pinkie Pie, the white unicorn's Rarity, the orange pony's Applejack, the yellow pegasus's Fluttershy, the purple dragon's Spike, and, of course, the purple alicorn, Princess Twilight Sparkle!" The purple pony giggled, "Just Twilight please. I'm not big on that Princess thing." "Right." Frank muttered. "Pony? Pegasus? Unicorn? Dragon? ALICORN?! Oh god I'm in a girl's show..." He thought bitterly. Pinkie Pie jumped up to Frank, surprising him. "So you're a doctor?! That's cool! Do you do that tongue test?! Do you kick ponies knees with that thingie?! Do you take ponies' a temperature?! Do you-Wait, if you're a doctor, then what's with your Cutie Mark?" Frank recovered from his surprised state and then stared at her. "What the shit's a Cutie Mark?" Everypony (and the dragon) gasped. "Are you serious?!" Spike blurted out. "Even the non-ponies know what a Cutie Mark is!!" Frank shrugged and adjusted his glasses. "Well I don't." Twilight sighed. "Well, a Cutie Mark is something that represents a pony's talent that makes him or her special. I'm honestly confused though. Your profession is doctor but your Cutie Mark is a cash sign, which represents a millionaire or somepony good with money, kinda like Diamond Tiara's father, Filthy Rich." "Ya lost me at Cutie Mark." Frank muttered as he yawned. "Well." Rarity explained as concise as she can. "You're a doctor. You don't have a doctor's Cutie Mark." Frank looked back to his Cutie Mark. "If these girls find out I'm an Earthling," Frank thought carefully, "I'm toast as shit and will lose the chance to take those gems..." Frank turned to the Mane 6, "Well, uh, I'm not really a doctor, um, that's what my parents named me...they were, uh, stupid." Applejack shook her head. "Shouldn't criticize your elders." Fluttershy looked at the ground shyly. "Um...where are your parents from?" "Shit." "Uh..." Frank muttered as medium-sized beads of sweat came out of the top of his head. "Manehatte-" "MANEHATTEN!" Frank shouted, interrupting Rainbow Dash's suggestion. "My parents were born there! Yeah. I was born there. Yeah...yup." The girls stared at Frank. "Could you excuse us please?" Twilight asked Frank. The Mane 6 and Spike turned around. "I dunno." Rainbow Dash whispered. "He seems weird." "Well, he seems new here," Applejack whispered back. "So maybe we should give him a good ol' Ponyville welcome!" "Here here!" Pinkie whispered loudly. "I'll be happy to give him a big welcome party!" The girls and Spike turned to Frank. "Welcome to Ponyville Mantis Toboggan!" Applejack shouted enthusiastically. "What kind of a fuc-er. I mean, thank you! And please call me Mantis." Frank happily replied back. "Ya wanna join our picnic Mantis?" Applejack asked. Frank raised an eyebrow. "Man, they're making it easier for me to rob them." He thought as he smiled. "Alright. I'll join your picnic." Frank sat next to Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie and dug his hand into the picnic basket. He took out a sandwich. He opened it slightly and found some hay and flowers. Frank let out a disgusted face as he whispered, "What the shit? Grass and plants? Ugh..." Frank sighed and took a huge bite. To his surprise, it didn't taste as awful as he had expected. "Hey. I just realized something." Pinkie Pie blurted out with a smile. "Mantis said shit. We don't know what shit is. We heard somepony yell out shit. Mantis kinda sounds like the somepony who yelled out shit!" The Mane 6 and Spike all stared at Frank. "Uh......" "Think, Frank, think..." "Coincidence?" To his relief, everypony believed him. Spike shook his head, smiling as he took out a gem and bit through as it were like an apple. Frank's eyes widen. "That goddamn dragon just ate that like a goddamn pear?!?! Shit, I think these gems are fake or some shit...damn it. I can always rob their cash..." Frank let out a defeated sigh as he took another bite of the sandwich. "Damn good sandwich though..." Frank Shows Off"So what's that unusual thing you got strapped on your flank?" Rarity asked, pointing her hoof to Frank's gun. Frank turned around and used his magic to levitate his gun in front of the girls. "Ya mean this?" Frank replied as he turned back to the girls, hoping that one of them would figure out that the object he had was a gun. "Uhh...yeah." Rainbow Dash answered with crossed arms. "It's a gun." "What's a gun?" Rainbow Dash's answer almost made Frank dropped his jaw. "Jesus Christ." He confusedly thought in his head. "They don't know what shit is and now they don't know what a gun is? The hell kind of a world is this?" "Uh..." Frank groaned as he tried to figure out how to explain what a gun is. "How do I explain this shit?" He thought. "It's...a thing...that...uh...shoots out...uh...these things called...um...bullets. They, uh, hurt and, uh, do cool things..." "I wonder..." "If you give me some money, I could show you a cool trick!" Pinkie giggled and squeed. "Oooh! Show me a trick!" Pinkie shouted as she gave Frank 10 bits. Frank looked down at the 10 coins Pinkie gave him. "Cash only." "What's cash?" "GODDAMNIT!!!!" "Uh, never mind, thanks for the...uh..." "They're bits-" "BITS! Thanks." "And the trick?" Frank sighed. "These bits better be worth it." He thought as he tried to remember a trick. Frank turned around to the forest and adjusted his glasses. "Uh, watch me......shoot that dead branch there." The Mane 6 and Spike put down their food and walked up next to Frank, not wanting to miss the trick he will perform. Frank gulped and levitated his gun to front of him, the barrel pointing to a dead branch from a tree a bit far away from Frank. "C'mon Frank...you can do this!!!" Frank pulled the trigger with his magic. BANG!!! Everypony around were scared from the sudden loud noise. Fillies and colts awoke from their sleep and started to cry and wail. Pegasus covered their ears with their hooves while they were flying. The Mane 6 and Spike covered their ears and closed their eyes from the bang. Frank just blinked as the bullet missed the branch. The bullet hit the bark of the tree instead. "Next time," Rainbow Dash shouted. "Warn us that there would be a loud noise!" "I thought it was coooool!" Pinkie Pie shouted as she uncovered her ears and opened her eyes. "You hit the branch?" Frank's pupils looked at her and right back to the tree. "Uh...yeah." "AWESOME!!! Here, have some more bits in return for showing how AWESOME that was!!!" Pinkie Pie shouted as she gave Frank 10 more bits. "Uh...yeah. Thanks." Twilight and the rest started to uncovered their ears and opened their eyes, with the exception of Spike, who was still scared from the loud noise. Twilight looked closely at the tree. "Doesn't look like you hit the branch." "Uh..." Frank muttered. "Side effect of the gun." "Interesting gun..." Twilight said quietly as she rubbed her chin. "Can I borrow it to study it?" "Um. Maybe another time." Frank suggested with a faint smile. "I'm sorry, but I have to go." Fluttershy whispered. "I have to go back to my cottage. The animals need some feeding." Applejack nodded. "It's almost six more hours until midnight. Ah gotta go back to the farm. Nice meetin' ya Mantis!" Applejack shouted as she walked away. Frank felt uncomfortable. "Well...uh...see ya." "Wait." Twilight said as she walked up to Frank. "Can I...talk to you...maybe tomorrow?" Frank raised an eyebrow. "Why?" "Oh, I just wanna learn more about...your gun and how you know the word 'shit.'" Frank shrugged. "Fine. Meet you here tomorrow." Twilight smiled. "Great. See you tomorrow." "Yeah see ya." Frank muttered as he walked away. "Shoulda asked why she has a horn and wings at the same time..." He muttered as he levitated the bits he acquired. "Let's see what...5...10...15...20..." Frank muttered as he counted how much coins he has. "20...bits...can buy me!" After asking directions from a drunk plum-coated mare, he found where ponies were selling stuff. Frank arrived at the marketplace and stared at the vendors that were selling food, items, and other needs to other ponies. Most of them seem friendly, while some reminded Frank of his bridge friends. A few reminded him of those 'gypsy vendors' at the Italian market from Earth. "I wonder what Charlie and the gang are doing." Frank stated as he gently put a hoof on his neck. He shook that thought and walked up to one stand that was selling all sorts of pets supplies. Frank stared at the brownish stallion with a trimmed beard. "Excuse me sir," Frank asked, "I got 20 bits. What can I get?" The stallion looked down in his stand and pulled out some cans of cat food and some chew toys. "For a limited time," he replied, "You can get one can of cat food for 8 bits and get the other one for free." Frank thought for a bit. He was used to eating cat food to sleep through the night so he decided to get the cat food. "Alright." Frank answered as he threw 10 bits. "I'll take that special offer." "Just 8 bits sir. The other 2 aren't neccessary." "Oh. That's just tax." "What's tax?" Frank's eyes shrunk into the size of pea. "Uh...heh..ugh..." He then dropped to the floor. The surprised stallion stared at Frank. "You OK sir?" "You bet your ass sir..." Frank muttered while chuckling. The stallion scratched the back of his head. "Ass?" He asked, which made Frank chuckle even more. After Frank recovered and took the cans of cat food, he thanked the stallion almost wasted the whole day asking everypony, particular the ones who were selling something, if they knew what tax is. To Frank's delight, they had no idea what tax was. Eventually, it was around midnight. Since Frank didn't know where to sleep, he decided to sleep at the same spot where he seemingly transported into this world. He knew where it was: the spot right next to that puddle where he check to see his reflection earlier and that bluish dirty log. Frank yawned and laid down on his back. He opened the can of cat food with a can opener which he stole from an unsuspecting vendor. He then took out a spoon and happily gobbled up the cat food. As he soon as he done, he threw the can and spoon away and closed his eyes. "Time for a new day in...shit. I don't even know what this world is called..." Frank let out a lazy yawn. "Ugh..." Frank muttered as he got up on his butt. Frank opened his eyes quickly. His butt felt like... "A human's..." Frank looked down and saw that he had a human butt. He looked down at his hooves, only to find his human hands. He looked around and realized he was in Charlie's apartment. He heard someone yawning on the floor. He looked down at the ground and saw Charlie waking up on the floor. As soon as Charlie's eyes opened, he smiled at the sight of Frank. "Oh good morning Fran-" Charlie's eyes widen. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Frank's BackFrank continued screaming as he fell from the bed and landed on the wolf hair-coated floor. "CHARLIE?! WHAT THE HELL?!?!" "FRANK?!?! YOU'RE ALIVE?!" "OF COURSE I'M ALIVE!!" "MAYBE YOU'RE A GHOST! OH SHIT YOU ARE A GHOST!!!" Charlie scrambled on the hair-filled floor as he tried to grab the brown dirty baseball bat that was a yard away from him. Frank quickly got up and rushed to Charlie. "I'm not a goddamn ghost Charlie!" "Shut up ghost!" Charlie howled as he finally grabbed the bat. Frank jumped on top of Charlie. "Damnit Charlie!!!" Eventually, they started wrestling. Charlie was unable to hit Frank with the bat. Both Charlie and Frank started yelling and screaming. Eventually the door opened and a hooker, rubbing her eyes and yawning, shouted, "Keep it down with the sex! I'm trying to get some sleep!!!" As the hooker slammed the door shut, both Frank and Charlie stopped fighting and just stared at where the hooker was. "Looks like that hooker wasn't really dead." Charlie muttered. After some convincing, arguing, and a couple of shoves, Charlie finally understood that Frank was not a ghost. However, Charlie didn't believe one thing about Frank's story. "Ponies?" Frank nodded. "Yeah." Charlie snickered. "Oh what kind of ponies?" He exclaimed in a girl's voice. "Little itty bitty witzy ponies drinking their tea and using magic and flying and-" "SHUDDAP CHARLIE!" Frank yelled. "It was different than that. Did you know those idiots on that pony world don't know what the shit is tax and-" "Waitwaitwait." Charlie interrupted. "They don't know what tax is?" "Hell yeah." Frank replied with a smug look. Charlie thought for a while and let out a goofy smirk. "Holy shit! I'm sold! When are we leaving?" Frank's eyes shrunk. "I have no idea..." "No idea what?" "How to get in that stupid horse world!" Charlie put his hand on his chin. "Well first things first. Dennis, Mac, and Dee are wondering where you are." Frank headed to the door. "They need to learn more about this shit." He exclaimed as he opened the door. Charlie followed him as Frank ran to Paddy's Pub. Paddy's Pub The bar was almost barren except for the old furniture, liquor on the shelves, a pool table, Philadelphia memorabilia on the walls, and the three patrons in the pub. A skinny man was reading his newspaper as a chubby-like man was pouring himself a glass of vodka. A blonde woman was watching TV on a small television, despite its poor black and white quality. Both of them were causal dressed. Immediately the front door opened and Frank and Charlie entered, still wearing their pajamas. The skinny man blinked as soon as he saw Frank. "Jesus Frank! There you are!" He shouted. "Where the hell were you?" The other man frowned. "Why are you still wearing your pajamas?" The woman turned around and let out a disgusted face. "Jesus Frank. Why aren't you wearing no pants? And Charlie, fix that hole in your pants." "That's not important guys!" Frank screeched. "Listen! I woke up in this horse world and met these six horses and a baby dinosaur and became a magic horse and found out that there is no such thing a tax and woke up again here on planet Earth!" The two guys and woman looked at Frank as if he had grew a second head. "What?" The skinny man said. "Don't 'what' me Dennis." Frank said as he pointed to the skinny man. "I'm telling you! It was real!" "Were you using acid again?" The other guy asked. "No it wasn't Mac!" Frank yelled as he shook his head. "I swear! It happened!" "What drugs you were using with your bridge friends?" The woman asked. "SHUT UP DEE!" Frank roared. "THE SHIT WAS GODDAMN REAL!!!" Dennis, Dee, and Mac stared at Frank before they howled with laughter. Frank grunted and left the bar with Charlie following him. "Come on." Frank muttered. "I don't wanna be anywhere near that bar for today. Let's go try to win the Waitress's heart for ya Charlie." "Hell yeah!" Charlie chanted as he threw his arms in the air triumphantly. "Now we're talking!!!" Charlie's Apartment 11:00 PM After a day of unsuccessfully trying to win the Waitress's heart (and a lot of problems with the police), Frank and Charlie decided to go to bed. "We almost had her dude." Charlie admitted as he put on his torn pants. "Amen brother." Frank replied as he put on his shirt. Eventually, they both said good night to each other and went to sleep. "Hey Frank?" "Yeah?" "Tell me more about this pony world." "Oh. Well, like I said, don't know that much. Woke up as a magic horse, then found these six girl horses and a dinosaur. For some reason, I was thinking of banging this white fashion magic horse I saw. I dunno. I think it's because I'm a horse and she's a horse, so it makes sense. Ya know, horse hormones and shit like that. They also have gems, but this dinosaur ate it, which means that shit was fake. Also, they also didn't know what a gun is when they saw my gun I still had. Also, instead of cash, they have this shit called 'bits.' I wonder if i still have them." Frank got out off bed and grabbed his pants that was lying on the floor. "Yup." Frank said as he dug his hand inside the pant's pockets and took out a handful of coins. "Still have them. Hell, who knows? They could be worth something. I'm bringing them to the bed, along with my gun just in case." "Cool!" Charlie exclaimed as Frank showed him the bits. As soon as Frank grabbed his gun from the floor, he brought both the gun and bits to bed. "I wonder why we're still awake." Frank muttered as he got comfortable in bed. "Shit, we forgot the cat food." Charlie muttered as he got out of bed and headed for the kitchen where the cat food is stashed. Frank let out a ragged yawn as he started to wake up. He slowly got up with his eyes shut. He stopped. "I'm a fucking horse...am I?" Frank opened his eyes and did a double take as soon as he saw that his hands were now hooves. "Ugh...Frank?" Frank turned around and dropped his jaw. He saw a yellow pegasus with Charlie's facial hair. He had a picture of a mop on the side of his flank. As soon as the pegasus slowly got up, he opened his eyes. "Frank where are..." The pegasus's eyes widen as soon as he saw Frank. He looked down and his eyes widen further as soon as he saw that his feet were now hooves. "HOOOOOOLY SHIT!!!!!!"
Pilot10:30 PM On a Friday Philadelphia, PA Charlie's Apartment Two men were facing each, both of them had competitive glares plastered on their faces. They both stepped barefooted on the slightly cat-hair filled floor that had a mild stench that almost filled the apartment. Outside, cats were heard meowing and a faint car alarm was heard, which only increased the intensity that these two men were experiencing. One of the men, a short man with some black hair on the sides of his head, adjusted his glasses while the other man, a younger man with black hair and a beard, let a small grin form on his lips. "OK Charlie." The short man whispered with determination and a smirk. "One more game and that's it." "You're going down Frank!" Charlie shouted with a triumphant tone in his yell. "Alright. Dare or Dare?" Frank asked. "Dare!" Charlie shouted. Frank put his hand on his chin as he thought. He finally said, "Alright Charlie...I dare you to..." Charlie let out a reluctant sigh as he and Frank walked towards a pay-phone in the slightly noisy streets. He put in a quarter in the slot and grabbed the phone. Frank let out a silly grin as Charlie dialed up someone's phone number. Charlie waited patiently as he heard the dial tone. Charlie turned to Frank, "So you want me to say-" "Yeah." Frank interrupted. "Say how we rehearsed it. Come on." Eventually, he could heard a woman's voice through the phone. "Hello?" Charlie answered, "Hello, Dee?" "Yes? What do you want Charlie?" Charlie sighed. "I'm wet like shit you big stupid turkey." Before Dee could reply, Charlie hung up. He let out a stare at Frank. Eventually, their stares were replaced with hearty laughter. "Alright Frank." Charlie said between giggles. "Dare or Dare?" Frank stopped laughing for a bit to reply, "Dare." Charlie put his hand on his chin. "Let's see...uh...I dares you to..." Frank and Charlie were in a dark underpass. They did not mind the smell or the quiet, shady environment. Frank noticed a homeless man underneath some dirty garbage and torn clothes and shouted, "Hey Cricket!" The homeless man removed the garbage and clothes, revealing his dirty torn clothes and messy beard and mustache. "Yeah?" Cricket asked tiredly. "What do ya want Fran-" Cricket did not finish his sentence as Frank, with a great force, gave a strong kick on the homeless man's genitals. Cricket let out a pain-filled yelp as he dropped to the dirty floor. He held his genitals as he continued whimpering from his suffering. Charlie and Frank both howled with laughter as they walked away. Charlie grinned as he said, "Well, that was a fun game." "Yeah." They started their short way to Charlie's apartment. They did not mind the cats meowing or the shady people or a hooker laying on the floor. Charlie slightly kicked the hooker. Charlie turned to Frank. "I think she's dead." "Eh. Whatever." Charlie yawned as he took out his apartment keys. "Well I'm bored. I'm going to bed." "Yeah, me too." Frank said as he yawned. Frank was now in his sleeping shirt and, of course, no pants, while Charlie put on his favorite shirt for sleeping and his pants that has a noticeable hole on it. Frank got into the pull-up couch bed. "Good night Charlie." He said as he dozed off. "Good night Frank." Charlie said as he got into bed and slept. They had a good night sleep, despite the fact that they were sleeping ass to ass. "You better not poop on the bed this time Frank..." Charlie yawned as he woke up. Charlie blinked his eyes for a bit. "Good morning Frank...huh?" Charlie stared at Frank's side of the bed. "No Frank." Charlie stated with a raised eyebrow. Charlie touched Frank's side of the bed to see if he was invisible. Charlie shook his head. He looked down underneath the bed but only saw garbage, jeans, and a piss jar that still had Frank's urine. "What the shit?" Charlie got out of bed. "FRANK! Where are you!? Are you invisible?! Are we still playing Dare or Dare? FFFRRRAAANNNKKK?!?!? Frank yawned as he woke up. Frank blinked his eyes for a bit. "Eh...huh?" He looked up and noticed that he was no longer in Charlie's apartment. He was now in a forest. He looked around and saw all these trees and some tiny insects that were either crawling on the floor, climbing trees, or chewing on leaves from small plants. Frank exclaimed as he blinked his eyes more, "What the...?" He looked around as he asked, "Where the shit am I? This crazy shit looks like from a kids' show. It's like the time me and Charlie did mushrooms!" He adjusted his glasses with his hoof. Frank's eyes widen. "Wait. That's not my hand." He looked at his hoof, which was red coated. He looked down to see his legs, only to see red horse legs. He slowly got up, only to realize that he is not a human. Frank immediately produced a surprised look. He quickly trotted to a nearby puddle on the ground. He looked down to see his reflection. His pupils shrunk as soon as he saw his face through the puddle's reflection. "OH SHIT!!!" Many colorful ponies in a town-like settlement stopped doing their daily routine the minute they heard those two words. A rainbow-maned pegasus stopped flying and landed on a nearby cloud. A pink pony stopped making cakes and sweets for a moment. A white unicorn immediately stopped sewing her new dress. An orange pony stopped kicking apple trees with her back legs. A yellow pegasus stopped feeding her rabbit a carrot the pegasus was holding. A purple winged unicorn stopped reading her book as a little purple dragon stopped sweeping the floor with his broom. "Shit?" The dragon asked while he scratched his head. "What's that?" "I don't know Spike." The winged unicorn answered. "I really don't know..." Frank Reynolds Visits Equestria
Frank Meets the Mane 6Frank continued to stare at the puddle's reflection. He had his face and facial hair but his skin is now red and has a light reddish unicorn horn on his forehead. Frank touched the horn. "Is this my dick or is this where I make magic or something?" He sighed as he walked around the deep green forest. "Where the shit am-OW!" Frank flinched as he stepped on something that felt a bit painful. "What the?" He said as he looked on his hoof, which had a small branch stuck inside the hoof. "This goddamn branch..." Frank's horn started to glow a red glow. A faint red aura surrounded the branch and it pulled it out of the hoof. The red glow disappeared and the branch fell to the ground as Frank let out a yelp as he almost fell down. "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I CAN USE MAGIC?!" Frank just stared at the branch and pointed his horn to the branch. As the horn glowed, the branch also glowed with a red aura. Frank let out a smile as he floated the branch around him. "Sweeeeeeeeeeeet..." He used his magic to break the branch, turning it into wood dust. As the glow disappeared, the dust fell to the ground. As his horn glowed, Frank let out a grin. "Wonder what else can this bad boy does?" As he walked around, he noticed a sunny field outside the forest. With a raised eyebrow, Frank headed towards the field. As he exited out of the forest, he noticed that there were ponies hanging out in the fields, either walking around, having picnics, or playing with a frisbees. Frank let out a smile. "More chicks than dudes...I wonder if..." Frank frowned as his eyes grew bigger. "Wait, I'm a guy! Why would I bang a horse? Then why am I thinking that a pony would be sexy...well I am a pony. I wonder if this world has whores I can bang? Gotta get money though...wait a minute. I can just rob someone! I wonder if I have my..." Frank used his magic to check around his flank for something he hoped he still had. Frank let out a relieved smile as he pulled his desired object in front of him. "MY GUN!" Frank exclaimed as the gun made a click sound. "Sweet! Now we're talki-What's the thing on my ass?" Frank looked on his flank and was surprised to see a cash sign on his flank. "What's this shit doing on my ass? Do all these horses have butt tattoos?" He examined one cross-eyed grey pegasus's flank and noticed the bubble tattoo on her flank. "Huh. I guess they do. Now then, who shall I rob first?" He noticed six ponies and a small dragon having a small picnic. One blue pegasus with a rainbow mane was chatting with an orange pony with blonde hair and a cowboy hat. A white unicorn with a blue curled mane calmly sipped her apple cider as a yellow pegasus with pink hair did the same. An incredibly pink pony was smiling as she ate cupcakes. A purple winged unicorn was calmly eating her sandwich and drinking her cider. The young purple dragon was also sipping his cider. The picnic consisted of sandwiches, apple cider, cupcakes, and colorful jewels, which immediately caught Frank's attention. "Ahh...jewelry! Thank God this world has some riches! Hmm...how would I approach this...I know! I'll pretend to be new in town and maybe let me stay in the picnic so that I can secretly steal those gem! Hahaha! It's idiot-proof! IT'S CHARLIE-PROOF!" Frank then calmed his face and let out s straight face as he walked towards the picnic. Frank tried to grab the attention of the ponies and dragon. "Heyo!" The ponies stopped doing what they were doing and stared at Frank. "Uh...howdy?" The orange pony confusedly greeted with a wave. "Who're you?" The blue pegasus asked. "I'm..." Frank thought for a while. "Dr. Toboggan...Mantis Toboggan!" "O...K..." The blue pegasus muttered with a raised eyebrow. "Well I'm Rainbow Dash. The pink pony's Pinkie Pie, the white unicorn's Rarity, the orange pony's Applejack, the yellow pegasus's Fluttershy, the purple dragon's Spike, and, of course, the purple alicorn, Princess Twilight Sparkle!" The purple pony giggled, "Just Twilight please. I'm not big on that Princess thing." "Right." Frank muttered. "Pony? Pegasus? Unicorn? Dragon? ALICORN?! Oh god I'm in a girl's show..." He thought bitterly. Pinkie Pie jumped up to Frank, surprising him. "So you're a doctor?! That's cool! Do you do that tongue test?! Do you kick ponies knees with that thingie?! Do you take ponies' a temperature?! Do you-Wait, if you're a doctor, then what's with your Cutie Mark?" Frank recovered from his surprised state and then stared at her. "What the shit's a Cutie Mark?" Everypony (and the dragon) gasped. "Are you serious?!" Spike blurted out. "Even the non-ponies know what a Cutie Mark is!!" Frank shrugged and adjusted his glasses. "Well I don't." Twilight sighed. "Well, a Cutie Mark is something that represents a pony's talent that makes him or her special. I'm honestly confused though. Your profession is doctor but your Cutie Mark is a cash sign, which represents a millionaire or somepony good with money, kinda like Diamond Tiara's father, Filthy Rich." "Ya lost me at Cutie Mark." Frank muttered as he yawned. "Well." Rarity explained as concise as she can. "You're a doctor. You don't have a doctor's Cutie Mark." Frank looked back to his Cutie Mark. "If these girls find out I'm an Earthling," Frank thought carefully, "I'm toast as shit and will lose the chance to take those gems..." Frank turned to the Mane 6, "Well, uh, I'm not really a doctor, um, that's what my parents named me...they were, uh, stupid." Applejack shook her head. "Shouldn't criticize your elders." Fluttershy looked at the ground shyly. "Um...where are your parents from?" "Shit." "Uh..." Frank muttered as medium-sized beads of sweat came out of the top of his head. "Manehatte-" "MANEHATTEN!" Frank shouted, interrupting Rainbow Dash's suggestion. "My parents were born there! Yeah. I was born there. Yeah...yup." The girls stared at Frank. "Could you excuse us please?" Twilight asked Frank. The Mane 6 and Spike turned around. "I dunno." Rainbow Dash whispered. "He seems weird." "Well, he seems new here," Applejack whispered back. "So maybe we should give him a good ol' Ponyville welcome!" "Here here!" Pinkie whispered loudly. "I'll be happy to give him a big welcome party!" The girls and Spike turned to Frank. "Welcome to Ponyville Mantis Toboggan!" Applejack shouted enthusiastically. "What kind of a fuc-er. I mean, thank you! And please call me Mantis." Frank happily replied back. "Ya wanna join our picnic Mantis?" Applejack asked. Frank raised an eyebrow. "Man, they're making it easier for me to rob them." He thought as he smiled. "Alright. I'll join your picnic." Frank sat next to Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie and dug his hand into the picnic basket. He took out a sandwich. He opened it slightly and found some hay and flowers. Frank let out a disgusted face as he whispered, "What the shit? Grass and plants? Ugh..." Frank sighed and took a huge bite. To his surprise, it didn't taste as awful as he had expected. "Hey. I just realized something." Pinkie Pie blurted out with a smile. "Mantis said shit. We don't know what shit is. We heard somepony yell out shit. Mantis kinda sounds like the somepony who yelled out shit!" The Mane 6 and Spike all stared at Frank. "Uh......" "Think, Frank, think..." "Coincidence?" To his relief, everypony believed him. Spike shook his head, smiling as he took out a gem and bit through as it were like an apple. Frank's eyes widen. "That goddamn dragon just ate that like a goddamn pear?!?! Shit, I think these gems are fake or some shit...damn it. I can always rob their cash..." Frank let out a defeated sigh as he took another bite of the sandwich. "Damn good sandwich though..."
Frank Shows Off"So what's that unusual thing you got strapped on your flank?" Rarity asked, pointing her hoof to Frank's gun. Frank turned around and used his magic to levitate his gun in front of the girls. "Ya mean this?" Frank replied as he turned back to the girls, hoping that one of them would figure out that the object he had was a gun. "Uhh...yeah." Rainbow Dash answered with crossed arms. "It's a gun." "What's a gun?" Rainbow Dash's answer almost made Frank dropped his jaw. "Jesus Christ." He confusedly thought in his head. "They don't know what shit is and now they don't know what a gun is? The hell kind of a world is this?" "Uh..." Frank groaned as he tried to figure out how to explain what a gun is. "How do I explain this shit?" He thought. "It's...a thing...that...uh...shoots out...uh...these things called...um...bullets. They, uh, hurt and, uh, do cool things..." "I wonder..." "If you give me some money, I could show you a cool trick!" Pinkie giggled and squeed. "Oooh! Show me a trick!" Pinkie shouted as she gave Frank 10 bits. Frank looked down at the 10 coins Pinkie gave him. "Cash only." "What's cash?" "GODDAMNIT!!!!" "Uh, never mind, thanks for the...uh..." "They're bits-" "BITS! Thanks." "And the trick?" Frank sighed. "These bits better be worth it." He thought as he tried to remember a trick. Frank turned around to the forest and adjusted his glasses. "Uh, watch me......shoot that dead branch there." The Mane 6 and Spike put down their food and walked up next to Frank, not wanting to miss the trick he will perform. Frank gulped and levitated his gun to front of him, the barrel pointing to a dead branch from a tree a bit far away from Frank. "C'mon Frank...you can do this!!!" Frank pulled the trigger with his magic. BANG!!! Everypony around were scared from the sudden loud noise. Fillies and colts awoke from their sleep and started to cry and wail. Pegasus covered their ears with their hooves while they were flying. The Mane 6 and Spike covered their ears and closed their eyes from the bang. Frank just blinked as the bullet missed the branch. The bullet hit the bark of the tree instead. "Next time," Rainbow Dash shouted. "Warn us that there would be a loud noise!" "I thought it was coooool!" Pinkie Pie shouted as she uncovered her ears and opened her eyes. "You hit the branch?" Frank's pupils looked at her and right back to the tree. "Uh...yeah." "AWESOME!!! Here, have some more bits in return for showing how AWESOME that was!!!" Pinkie Pie shouted as she gave Frank 10 more bits. "Uh...yeah. Thanks." Twilight and the rest started to uncovered their ears and opened their eyes, with the exception of Spike, who was still scared from the loud noise. Twilight looked closely at the tree. "Doesn't look like you hit the branch." "Uh..." Frank muttered. "Side effect of the gun." "Interesting gun..." Twilight said quietly as she rubbed her chin. "Can I borrow it to study it?" "Um. Maybe another time." Frank suggested with a faint smile. "I'm sorry, but I have to go." Fluttershy whispered. "I have to go back to my cottage. The animals need some feeding." Applejack nodded. "It's almost six more hours until midnight. Ah gotta go back to the farm. Nice meetin' ya Mantis!" Applejack shouted as she walked away. Frank felt uncomfortable. "Well...uh...see ya." "Wait." Twilight said as she walked up to Frank. "Can I...talk to you...maybe tomorrow?" Frank raised an eyebrow. "Why?" "Oh, I just wanna learn more about...your gun and how you know the word 'shit.'" Frank shrugged. "Fine. Meet you here tomorrow." Twilight smiled. "Great. See you tomorrow." "Yeah see ya." Frank muttered as he walked away. "Shoulda asked why she has a horn and wings at the same time..." He muttered as he levitated the bits he acquired. "Let's see what...5...10...15...20..." Frank muttered as he counted how much coins he has. "20...bits...can buy me!" After asking directions from a drunk plum-coated mare, he found where ponies were selling stuff. Frank arrived at the marketplace and stared at the vendors that were selling food, items, and other needs to other ponies. Most of them seem friendly, while some reminded Frank of his bridge friends. A few reminded him of those 'gypsy vendors' at the Italian market from Earth. "I wonder what Charlie and the gang are doing." Frank stated as he gently put a hoof on his neck. He shook that thought and walked up to one stand that was selling all sorts of pets supplies. Frank stared at the brownish stallion with a trimmed beard. "Excuse me sir," Frank asked, "I got 20 bits. What can I get?" The stallion looked down in his stand and pulled out some cans of cat food and some chew toys. "For a limited time," he replied, "You can get one can of cat food for 8 bits and get the other one for free." Frank thought for a bit. He was used to eating cat food to sleep through the night so he decided to get the cat food. "Alright." Frank answered as he threw 10 bits. "I'll take that special offer." "Just 8 bits sir. The other 2 aren't neccessary." "Oh. That's just tax." "What's tax?" Frank's eyes shrunk into the size of pea. "Uh...heh..ugh..." He then dropped to the floor. The surprised stallion stared at Frank. "You OK sir?" "You bet your ass sir..." Frank muttered while chuckling. The stallion scratched the back of his head. "Ass?" He asked, which made Frank chuckle even more. After Frank recovered and took the cans of cat food, he thanked the stallion almost wasted the whole day asking everypony, particular the ones who were selling something, if they knew what tax is. To Frank's delight, they had no idea what tax was. Eventually, it was around midnight. Since Frank didn't know where to sleep, he decided to sleep at the same spot where he seemingly transported into this world. He knew where it was: the spot right next to that puddle where he check to see his reflection earlier and that bluish dirty log. Frank yawned and laid down on his back. He opened the can of cat food with a can opener which he stole from an unsuspecting vendor. He then took out a spoon and happily gobbled up the cat food. As he soon as he done, he threw the can and spoon away and closed his eyes. "Time for a new day in...shit. I don't even know what this world is called..." Frank let out a lazy yawn. "Ugh..." Frank muttered as he got up on his butt. Frank opened his eyes quickly. His butt felt like... "A human's..." Frank looked down and saw that he had a human butt. He looked down at his hooves, only to find his human hands. He looked around and realized he was in Charlie's apartment. He heard someone yawning on the floor. He looked down at the ground and saw Charlie waking up on the floor. As soon as Charlie's eyes opened, he smiled at the sight of Frank. "Oh good morning Fran-" Charlie's eyes widen. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Frank's BackFrank continued screaming as he fell from the bed and landed on the wolf hair-coated floor. "CHARLIE?! WHAT THE HELL?!?!" "FRANK?!?! YOU'RE ALIVE?!" "OF COURSE I'M ALIVE!!" "MAYBE YOU'RE A GHOST! OH SHIT YOU ARE A GHOST!!!" Charlie scrambled on the hair-filled floor as he tried to grab the brown dirty baseball bat that was a yard away from him. Frank quickly got up and rushed to Charlie. "I'm not a goddamn ghost Charlie!" "Shut up ghost!" Charlie howled as he finally grabbed the bat. Frank jumped on top of Charlie. "Damnit Charlie!!!" Eventually, they started wrestling. Charlie was unable to hit Frank with the bat. Both Charlie and Frank started yelling and screaming. Eventually the door opened and a hooker, rubbing her eyes and yawning, shouted, "Keep it down with the sex! I'm trying to get some sleep!!!" As the hooker slammed the door shut, both Frank and Charlie stopped fighting and just stared at where the hooker was. "Looks like that hooker wasn't really dead." Charlie muttered. After some convincing, arguing, and a couple of shoves, Charlie finally understood that Frank was not a ghost. However, Charlie didn't believe one thing about Frank's story. "Ponies?" Frank nodded. "Yeah." Charlie snickered. "Oh what kind of ponies?" He exclaimed in a girl's voice. "Little itty bitty witzy ponies drinking their tea and using magic and flying and-" "SHUDDAP CHARLIE!" Frank yelled. "It was different than that. Did you know those idiots on that pony world don't know what the shit is tax and-" "Waitwaitwait." Charlie interrupted. "They don't know what tax is?" "Hell yeah." Frank replied with a smug look. Charlie thought for a while and let out a goofy smirk. "Holy shit! I'm sold! When are we leaving?" Frank's eyes shrunk. "I have no idea..." "No idea what?" "How to get in that stupid horse world!" Charlie put his hand on his chin. "Well first things first. Dennis, Mac, and Dee are wondering where you are." Frank headed to the door. "They need to learn more about this shit." He exclaimed as he opened the door. Charlie followed him as Frank ran to Paddy's Pub. Paddy's Pub The bar was almost barren except for the old furniture, liquor on the shelves, a pool table, Philadelphia memorabilia on the walls, and the three patrons in the pub. A skinny man was reading his newspaper as a chubby-like man was pouring himself a glass of vodka. A blonde woman was watching TV on a small television, despite its poor black and white quality. Both of them were causal dressed. Immediately the front door opened and Frank and Charlie entered, still wearing their pajamas. The skinny man blinked as soon as he saw Frank. "Jesus Frank! There you are!" He shouted. "Where the hell were you?" The other man frowned. "Why are you still wearing your pajamas?" The woman turned around and let out a disgusted face. "Jesus Frank. Why aren't you wearing no pants? And Charlie, fix that hole in your pants." "That's not important guys!" Frank screeched. "Listen! I woke up in this horse world and met these six horses and a baby dinosaur and became a magic horse and found out that there is no such thing a tax and woke up again here on planet Earth!" The two guys and woman looked at Frank as if he had grew a second head. "What?" The skinny man said. "Don't 'what' me Dennis." Frank said as he pointed to the skinny man. "I'm telling you! It was real!" "Were you using acid again?" The other guy asked. "No it wasn't Mac!" Frank yelled as he shook his head. "I swear! It happened!" "What drugs you were using with your bridge friends?" The woman asked. "SHUT UP DEE!" Frank roared. "THE SHIT WAS GODDAMN REAL!!!" Dennis, Dee, and Mac stared at Frank before they howled with laughter. Frank grunted and left the bar with Charlie following him. "Come on." Frank muttered. "I don't wanna be anywhere near that bar for today. Let's go try to win the Waitress's heart for ya Charlie." "Hell yeah!" Charlie chanted as he threw his arms in the air triumphantly. "Now we're talking!!!" Charlie's Apartment 11:00 PM After a day of unsuccessfully trying to win the Waitress's heart (and a lot of problems with the police), Frank and Charlie decided to go to bed. "We almost had her dude." Charlie admitted as he put on his torn pants. "Amen brother." Frank replied as he put on his shirt. Eventually, they both said good night to each other and went to sleep. "Hey Frank?" "Yeah?" "Tell me more about this pony world." "Oh. Well, like I said, don't know that much. Woke up as a magic horse, then found these six girl horses and a dinosaur. For some reason, I was thinking of banging this white fashion magic horse I saw. I dunno. I think it's because I'm a horse and she's a horse, so it makes sense. Ya know, horse hormones and shit like that. They also have gems, but this dinosaur ate it, which means that shit was fake. Also, they also didn't know what a gun is when they saw my gun I still had. Also, instead of cash, they have this shit called 'bits.' I wonder if i still have them." Frank got out off bed and grabbed his pants that was lying on the floor. "Yup." Frank said as he dug his hand inside the pant's pockets and took out a handful of coins. "Still have them. Hell, who knows? They could be worth something. I'm bringing them to the bed, along with my gun just in case." "Cool!" Charlie exclaimed as Frank showed him the bits. As soon as Frank grabbed his gun from the floor, he brought both the gun and bits to bed. "I wonder why we're still awake." Frank muttered as he got comfortable in bed. "Shit, we forgot the cat food." Charlie muttered as he got out of bed and headed for the kitchen where the cat food is stashed. Frank let out a ragged yawn as he started to wake up. He slowly got up with his eyes shut. He stopped. "I'm a fucking horse...am I?" Frank opened his eyes and did a double take as soon as he saw that his hands were now hooves. "Ugh...Frank?" Frank turned around and dropped his jaw. He saw a yellow pegasus with Charlie's facial hair. He had a picture of a mop on the side of his flank. As soon as the pegasus slowly got up, he opened his eyes. "Frank where are..." The pegasus's eyes widen as soon as he saw Frank. He looked down and his eyes widen further as soon as he saw that his feet were now hooves. "HOOOOOOLY SHIT!!!!!!"
