Frank Reynolds Visits Equestria

Frank continued screaming as he fell from the bed and landed on the wolf hair-coated floor.

"CHARLIE?! WHAT THE HELL?!?!"

"FRANK?!?! YOU'RE ALIVE?!"

"OF COURSE I'M ALIVE!!"

"MAYBE YOU'RE A GHOST! OH SHIT YOU ARE A GHOST!!!"

Charlie scrambled on the hair-filled floor as he tried to grab the brown dirty baseball bat that was a yard away from him.

Frank quickly got up and rushed to Charlie.

"I'm not a goddamn ghost Charlie!"

"Shut up ghost!" Charlie howled as he finally grabbed the bat.

Frank jumped on top of Charlie. "Damnit Charlie!!!"

Eventually, they started wrestling. Charlie was unable to hit Frank with the bat. Both Charlie and Frank started yelling and screaming.

Eventually the door opened and a hooker, rubbing her eyes and yawning, shouted, "Keep it down with the sex! I'm trying to get some sleep!!!"

As the hooker slammed the door shut, both Frank and Charlie stopped fighting and just stared at where the hooker was.

"Looks like that hooker wasn't really dead." Charlie muttered.

After some convincing, arguing, and a couple of shoves, Charlie finally understood that Frank was not a ghost. However, Charlie didn't believe one thing about Frank's story.

"Ponies?"

Frank nodded. "Yeah."

Charlie snickered. "Oh what kind of ponies?" He exclaimed in a girl's voice. "Little itty bitty witzy ponies drinking their tea and using magic and flying and-"

"SHUDDAP CHARLIE!" Frank yelled. "It was different than that. Did you know those idiots on that pony world don't know what the shit is tax and-"

"Waitwaitwait." Charlie interrupted. "They don't know what tax is?"

"Hell yeah." Frank replied with a smug look.

Charlie thought for a while and let out a goofy smirk.

"Holy shit! I'm sold! When are we leaving?"

Frank's eyes shrunk. "I have no idea..."

"No idea what?"

"How to get in that stupid horse world!"

Charlie put his hand on his chin. "Well first things first. Dennis, Mac, and Dee are wondering where you are."

Frank headed to the door. "They need to learn more about this shit." He exclaimed as he opened the door.

Charlie followed him as Frank ran to Paddy's Pub.

Paddy's Pub

The bar was almost barren except for the old furniture, liquor on the shelves, a pool table, Philadelphia memorabilia on the walls, and the three patrons in the pub.

A skinny man was reading his newspaper as a chubby-like man was pouring himself a glass of vodka. A blonde woman was watching TV on a small television, despite its poor black and white quality. Both of them were causal dressed.

Immediately the front door opened and Frank and Charlie entered, still wearing their pajamas.

The skinny man blinked as soon as he saw Frank.

"Jesus Frank! There you are!" He shouted. "Where the hell were you?"

The other man frowned. "Why are you still wearing your pajamas?"

The woman turned around and let out a disgusted face. "Jesus Frank. Why aren't you wearing no pants? And Charlie, fix that hole in your pants."

"That's not important guys!" Frank screeched. "Listen! I woke up in this horse world and met these six horses and a baby dinosaur and became a magic horse and found out that there is no such thing a tax and woke up again here on planet Earth!"

The two guys and woman looked at Frank as if he had grew a second head.

"What?" The skinny man said.

"Don't 'what' me Dennis." Frank said as he pointed to the skinny man. "I'm telling you! It was real!"

"Were you using acid again?" The other guy asked.

"No it wasn't Mac!" Frank yelled as he shook his head. "I swear! It happened!"

"What drugs you were using with your bridge friends?" The woman asked.

"SHUT UP DEE!" Frank roared. "THE SHIT WAS GODDAMN REAL!!!"

Dennis, Dee, and Mac stared at Frank before they howled with laughter.

Frank grunted and left the bar with Charlie following him.

"Come on." Frank muttered. "I don't wanna be anywhere near that bar for today. Let's go try to win the Waitress's heart for ya Charlie."

"Hell yeah!" Charlie chanted as he threw his arms in the air triumphantly. "Now we're talking!!!"

Charlie's Apartment

11:00 PM

After a day of unsuccessfully trying to win the Waitress's heart (and a lot of problems with the police), Frank and Charlie decided to go to bed.

"We almost had her dude." Charlie admitted as he put on his torn pants.

"Amen brother." Frank replied as he put on his shirt.

Eventually, they both said good night to each other and went to sleep.

"Hey Frank?"

"Yeah?"

"Tell me more about this pony world."

"Oh. Well, like I said, don't know that much. Woke up as a magic horse, then found these six girl horses and a dinosaur. For some reason, I was thinking of banging this white fashion magic horse I saw. I dunno. I think it's because I'm a horse and she's a horse, so it makes sense. Ya know, horse hormones and shit like that. They also have gems, but this dinosaur ate it, which means that shit was fake. Also, they also didn't know what a gun is when they saw my gun I still had. Also, instead of cash, they have this shit called 'bits.' I wonder if i still have them."

Frank got out off bed and grabbed his pants that was lying on the floor.

"Yup." Frank said as he dug his hand inside the pant's pockets and took out a handful of coins. "Still have them. Hell, who knows? They could be worth something. I'm bringing them to the bed, along with my gun just in case."

"Cool!" Charlie exclaimed as Frank showed him the bits.

As soon as Frank grabbed his gun from the floor, he brought both the gun and bits to bed.

"I wonder why we're still awake." Frank muttered as he got comfortable in bed.

"Shit, we forgot the cat food." Charlie muttered as he got out of bed and headed for the kitchen where the cat food is stashed.

Frank let out a ragged yawn as he started to wake up.

He slowly got up with his eyes shut. He stopped.

"I'm a fucking horse...am I?"

Frank opened his eyes and did a double take as soon as he saw that his hands were now hooves.

"Ugh...Frank?"

Frank turned around and dropped his jaw.

He saw a yellow pegasus with Charlie's facial hair. He had a picture of a mop on the side of his flank.

As soon as the pegasus slowly got up, he opened his eyes.

"Frank where are..."

The pegasus's eyes widen as soon as he saw Frank.

He looked down and his eyes widen further as soon as he saw that his feet were now hooves.

"HOOOOOOLY SHIT!!!!!!"