cutie mark fakers

by closetbrony16

Rating: everyone
Tags: Diamond Tiara, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Silver Spoon, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Random
Length: 3571

the cmc find out that diamond tiara and silver spoon have fake cutie marks

One day the cmc find out that Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon's cutie marks are fake. So Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon decided to do whatever the cmc want them to do so their secret will be kept. It all goes fine for awhile, but when Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon become to helpful for the cmc to handle, the cmc try and find a way to stop all this.

Published 2014-03-02 22:10:05 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-03 22:18:50 UTC

Chapter 1

It was another peaceful day in Ponyville. The sky was perfect, the birds were singing, and once again the Cutie Mark Crusaders were doing something silly in order to earn their cutie mark.

"Scootaloo are you sure this will get us our cutie marks" asked Apple Bloom.

"Of course I heard a lot of ponies got theirs from this" said Scootaloo.

"And besides we've tried lots of extreme stuff to get our cutie marks so we should try something simple" said Sweetie Belle.

"Ok then on the count of three" said Apple Bloom.

"One two three, cutie mark crusaders lemonade stand is now open for business" yelled everyone.

A few hours passed and no one bought any lemonade which equals no cutie mark.

"This is getting us nowhere, Scootaloo who said a lot of ponies got their cutie marks from this" Asked Apple Bloom.

"Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon" said Scootaloo.

"Speaking of which look who's coming" said Sweetie Belle as Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were coming toward them.

"Ha I can't believe you actually fell for it" said Diamond Tiara.

"Yeah they should call you the cutie mark idiots" said Silver Spoon.

"You know I'm tired of you two always making fun of us" said Apple Bloom.

"Yeah well what are you going to do about it your just a bunch of blank flanks" said Diamond Tiara.

"Well if your going to pick on us can you at least buy some lemonade so this isn't a complete waste" asked Scootaloo.

"Ok but not because we feel bad for you but because we're thirsty and no one else is selling lemonade" said Silver Spoon.

"Here's your lemon" said Sweetie Belle as she was bringing the two their lemonade when she accidently tripped on a rock and spilled the lemonade on Diamond Tiara's cutie mark.

"Oh my Celestia I'm so sorry I'll clean that up and huh" said Sweetie Belle before she saw that Diamond Tiara's cutie mark started to melt?

"Oh no oh no oh no oh no, Silver Spoon quick give me the backup" said Diamond Tiara.

"What the hay is going on here" asked Apple Bloom.

"Uh nothing just go back to your stupid lemonade stand" said Silver Spoon.

"Wait a minute you two don't have real cutie marks don't you" said Scootaloo.

"Ok fine we couldn't get our cutie marks so we decided to tattoo fake ones so ponies can think we have them. Please don't tell anypony we're begging you" said Diamond Tiara.

"Why shouldn't we you've always been mean to us so we can't be mean to you" asked Sweetie Belle.

"Please we're do anything" said Silver Spoon.

"Wait did you say anything?" asked Scootaloo.

"Girls huddle up, i'm not so sure about this isn't this blackmailing?" asked Apple Bloom.

"Come on Apple Bloom it's not blackmailing if the victims are offering it" said Scootaloo.

"Actually it still is Scootaloo" said Apple Bloom.

"Apple Bloom these two have been picking on us for years and now their willing to do anything for us" said Sweetie Belle.

"Yeah and besides it's not like we're going to make them do something that will harm them" said Scootaloo.

"Well if we're not harming them then I guess it's ok" said Apple Bloom.

"So anything we can do for you so you can keep quite?" asked Diamond Tiara who just put on a new fake cutie mark.

"Ok you can start by disassembling our lemonade stand" said Apple Bloom.

"Ok I'll just get my butler here and" said Diamond Tiara.

"Without any assistance" said Sweetie Belle.

"What but that will take a lot of work" said Silver Spoon.

"Ok i guess we can just go to school tomorrow and tell everypony you know what" said Scootaloo.

As soon as she said that, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon rushed and began disassembling the lemonade stand.

"Girls I think we've finally hit the jack pot" said Scootaloo".

END OF CHAPTER ONE

Chapter 3

The next morning, Apple Bloom woke up to a not so pleasant surprise.

"What a beautiful morning, the sun is shining, the temperature is great, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are on my bed, wait what" said Apple Bloom.

"Good morning Apple Bloom" said Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon who were on Apple Bloom's bed.

"What are you two doing here and how did you get in" asked Apple Bloom.

"Your granny let us in so we can serve you breakfast in bed" said Diamond Tiara.

"Well that's awfully kind of you two" said Apple Bloom.

"We were going to have our butlers make it for you, but we decided to show that we really care by making it ourselves" said Silver Spoon

"Oh really" said Apple Bloom.

"Yep so here you go" said Diamond Tiara as she brought out a plate of burnt toast, eggs, and bacon.

"Have you two ever cooked before" asked Apple Bloom.

"Not once" said both of them.

"Well go ahead and try it" said Silver Spoon.

Apple Bloom then started to take a bite out of the eggs not wanting to disappoint her new friends.

"Well how is it" Asked Diamond Tiara.

"It's really good" said Apple Bloom.

"Good to know. Come on Diamond Tiara we better go now" said Silver Spoon.

"Where are you two going" asked Apple Bloom.

"We're going to Scootaloo and Sweetie Belles houses now so we can give them their breakfast" said Diamond Tiara

"Ok see you two at school" said Apple Bloom.

As soon as Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon left, Apple Bloom rushed to an outhouse so she could throw up from those burnt eggs.

"Oh those Eggs were even worse then that rotten apple Granny Smith accidently packed me for lunch" said Apple Bloom.

Later at School

"So did Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon serve you breakfast in bed as well" asked Apple Bloom.

"Yep" said both of them who were also not feeling well from the food.

"I know what will cheer you two up, after school I thought of a new way to get out Cutie Marks" said Scootaloo.

Then their Teacher Cheerilee came in to start class.

"Ok children it's time to take your history test so get your pencils out and let's begin" said Cheerilee

During the test, Sweetie Belle became frustrated because she couldn't solve this one problem.

"What's wrong Sweetie Belle" Asked Silver Spoon.

"Nothing it's just that I can't remember the name of the pony who created snow flakes" said Sweetie Belle.

"I know that answer I'll just tell you it" said Silver Spoon.

"Sorry but we can't help each other during class, I'll just figure this one out on my own" said Sweetie Belle.

After that Silver Spoon wrote the answer down on a note and gave it to Sweetie Belle.

"Silver Spoon I said no" said Sweetie Belle as she was giving it back to Silver Spoon.

"I'll take that" Said Cheerilee as she took the note out of Sweetie Belle.

"Uh oh" said Sweetie Belle.

Cheerilee read the note and then said "So you two like giving each other notes with answers, well then you can both have this one".

She then gave them a note that had the words detention after school.

"Ugh" said Sweetie Belle.

Later after school for Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, And Diamond Tiara, and after detention for Sweetie belle. Everypony was at the top of the biggest hill in Ponyville.

"So what's your plan to get our cutie marks this time Scootaloo" Asked Apple Bloom.

"Well I decided we should get our cutie marks by doing down hill racing" said Scootaloo.

"What do we do for that" asked Sweetie Belle.

"First we push a wagon down and then quickly get in it while rideing it down the hill so we can see makes it to the bottom first, I'll show you all an example with this old wagon I found on my way home yesterday.

"What do we do" asked Diamond Tiara.

"Oh you two can just stay there and watch" Said Scootaloo.

As soon as she was ready, Scootaloo pushed the carriage down and quickly got in.

"Yahoo this is great" Yelled Scootaloo in excitement.

"Diamond Tiara what's that your holding" asked Apple Bloom.

"Oh it's this loose screw I found on one of the wheels of that wagon" said Diamond Tiara.

Just then the wheel that the loose screw was on fell apart and started a chain reaction of the whole wagon falling apart. Scootaloo not wanting to be on the wagon while it was falling apart jumped out of it and fell into a mud pile.

"Scootaloo are you ok" asked Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle.

"Do I look ok" Asked Scootaloo.

"Oh you poor thing, why don't we go and clean you up back at my mansion" said Silver Spoon.

"You know what I'll just go home and clean my self up" said Scootaloo.

"Girls you two have been really helpful to us but we kind of like things back the way they were" said Apple Bloom.

"Yeah so why don't you just start being mean to us again and we won't tell anyone your secret" said Sweetie Belle.

"Oh I get it your testing us to see if we actually go back to the way things were, well don't worry we're not going to do it" said Diamond Tiara

"What we're not testing you two" said Scootaloo.

"Sorry but we're not failing this test no matter what you say' said Silver Spoon.

"Ugh you know what fine we are testing you and the next part of your test is to run over to that tree over there and stay their until we say so" said Apple Bloom.

"OK come on Silver Spoon" said Diamond Tiara.

"Alright girls huddle up, except you Scootaloo your still dirty so you can just stay there. Ok we need to find a way to get Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon off our backs any ideas" Asked Apple Bloom.

"I know we can just tell everybody that they don't have real cutie marks that way they won't want to help us anymore" said Scootaloo.

"That's a terrible idea Scootaloo. If we tell everybody without a reason then Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon will hate us even more then they already do" said Apple Bloom.

"I know we can help them get their cutie marks for real, that way their won't be a reason to keep a secret" said Sweetie Belle.

"Nah that idea's stupid because if we can't get our own cutie marks, what makes you think we can get other ponies theirs" asked Scootaloo.

"Yeah your right besides how do you even get a tiara and spoon cutie mark" asked Sweetie Belle.

"Actually part of your plan isn't half bad Sweetie Belle" said Apple Bloom.

" It is" asked Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle.

"We won't get them their cutie marks, but we can make them think they have them.

"Huh" said a confused Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle.

"Here's the plan we'll invite the two to a sleepover at the clubhouse tonight and when their asleep we'll put permanent cutie mark tattoos on them" said Apple Bloom.

"Are you sure that plan will work" asked Scootaloo.

"I have no idea but we have to try" asked Apple Bloom.

"Can we come back now" yelled Diamond Tiara who was at that tree Apple Bloom told them to go to.

"Actually we'll going to invite you two to a sleepover at our clubhouse so you two should go home and get ready" said Apple Bloom.

"Ok we'll see you tonight" yelled Silver Spoon.

"Alright girls first we'll go tell our folks that we're spending the night and then you two head to the store and get permanent tattoos while I go get a sleeping potion from Zecora" said Apple Bloom.

"Just one more thing, what happens if they really do get their cutie marks" asked Sweetie Belle.

"Oh please I sure the only reason they never got their cutie mark is because they never even tried" said Scootaloo.

"Ok girls see you tonight we have set things back to normal" said Apple Bloom.

END OF CHAPTER 3

Chapter 4

Later that night at the clubhouse, the cmc were getting ready to put their plan into effect.

"Ok girls Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are about to be here, do we have everything" asked Apple Bloom.

"Yep we have the permanent tattoos right here" said Sweetie Belle.

"It sure was lucky that they had some in stock that look exactly like their fake mark" said Scootaloo.

"Good now I got this potion from Zecora that will knock them out so we can put the tattoos on them without waking them up" said Apple Bloom.

"How'd you get Zecora to give you the potion" asked Sweetie Belle.

"Let's just say we're going to be pretty busy this tomorrow" said Apple Bloom.

"Hey anything to get those two off our back is fine by me" said Scootaloo.

Just then the door knocked letting the cmc know that Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were here.

"Ok girls operation make Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon think they have their cutie marks is now underway" said Apple Bloom as she was walking toward the door to let the two in.

"Hi girls you ready to have the best night of our night" asked Diamond Tiara

"yep so what should we do first" asked Sweetie Belle.

"I was thinking we could play our favorite board game bitopoly" said Silver Spoon.

"That sounds great why don't you just set it up right there" said Apple Bloom.

"Ok" said Diamond Tiara as she went and set up the game.

"So when do we put them to sleep" asked Scootaloo.

"Later we have to make it look like a real sleepover so they don't get suspicious" said Apple Bloom.

Later during the middle of the game.

"Ha you landed on go to jail Scootaloo, now you have to pay 50 bits to get out" said Diamond Tiara

"Ugh just shut up and take my bits" said Scootaloo.

"Hey girls why don't we stop for a moment and do something fun" said Apple Bloom

"Ok what is it" asked Silver Spoon.

"I was thinking we could wash off your tattoos" said Apple Bloom.

"How is that fun" asked Diamond Tiara.

"Well because it's fun to take things off and then put it back on" said Sweetie Belle.

"We better do or else their tell on us" said Silver Spoon.

"Ok do you have anything that will wash this off" Asked Diamond Tiara.

So they washed off Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon's fake cutie mark and continued playing the game until it was time to go to bed.

"Alright girls we should head to bed now" said Apple Bloom.

"But we're not tired yet" said Silver Spoon.

"We know that's why we got this warm milk for you to drink that will make you sleepy" said Scootaloo.

So Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon drank the warm milk (which was really the potion) and then passed out.

"Ok girls the potion will last until morning so that's more then enough time to put the tattoos on" said Apple Bloom.

Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo then started to put the tattoos on Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoons body with Apple Bloom guiding them.

"Careful careful careful" said Apple Bloom.

"Oh just be quiet" said Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle.

"Sorry" said Apple Bloom.

It wasn't easy, but they successfully put the tattoos on the two in the same spot they were in before.

"Great job girls, now we just have to wait until morning so we can end this once and for all" said Apple Bloom

"Too bad i'm too excited to sleep" said Scootaloo.

Then Scootaloo saw that there was still some part of the potion left so she then started to walk toward it.

"What are you doing Scootaloo" asked Sweetie Belle

"Hey if somethings going to make me sleep i might as well use it" said Scootaloo as she drank the potion and then passed out.

The next morning everypony woke up and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon woke up to a pleasant surprise.

"Oh my Celestia Silver spoon we got our cutie marks" said Diamond Tiara.

"How did this happen" asked Silver Spoon

"Well my granny smith told me that if your a really really good filly then the cutie mark fairy will come and give you your cutie mark" said Apple Bloom

"You know what who cares cause you know what this means" said Diamond Tiara.

"That your not going to be nice to us anymore since there is no secret for us to keep" said Sweetie Belle.

"Exactly so come on Silver Spoon let's get out here and leave these blank flanks" said Diamond Tiara.

"You go on ahead Diamond Tiara, i'm going to get the bitopoly set" said Silver Spoon.

"Alright just don't take long" said Diamond Tiara as she was walking out of the door.

"Girls in all seriousness, thank you for not telling anypony our secret. We thought you would tell everyone behind our backs, but not doing that proves that you really cared" said Silver Spoon.

"Gee thanks" said Scootaloo.

"Come on Silver Spoon i'm waiting" yelled Diamond Tiara.

"Coming, bye girls we hate you" said Silver Spoon happily.

"We hate you even more" said Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle happily.

END OF STORY

Chapter 2

So for the past few hours. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were remolding the cmc's clubhouse by their request. Right now their just about to see what's changed.

"Ok blank flanks uh i mean girls welcome to your new club house" said Diamond Tiara.

"Wow" said Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle.

"Everything looks all fancy" said Apple Bloom.

"And there's glitters everywhere" said Sweetie Belle.

"Meh it's ok" said Scootaloo.

"So anything else we can do for you" asked Silver Spoon.

"I don't think so, we kind of have to go home and do our homework now" said Sweetie Belle.

"Oh you don't have to worry about that we'll just do it for you" said Diamond Tiara.

"What no way that's cheating" said Apple Bloom.

"I don't know Apple Bloom they do get a lot of good grades in class and it's not like anypony's going to know" said Scootaloo.

"She's right and besides we'll give it to you tomorrow right before school" said Silver Spoon.

"Alright just don't make our answers wrong on purpose or we'll telling everyone your cutie marks are fake" said Apple Bloom.

The next morning the cmc were walking to school.

"Ugh I wish I could fly that way I don't have to walk to school every single day" said Scootaloo.

"I hope Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon actually did our work and not just their home work" said Sweetie Belle.

As they were walking, Diamond Tiara's personal carriage came along with Silver Spoon and Their butlers who were both pulling the Carriage.

"Hey girls here's your homework we did for you" said Diamond Tiara.

"Wow thanks" said Apple Bloom.

"You all look tired why don't we let you ride with us to school" said Silver Spoon.

"Anything that doesn't evolve walking is fine by me" said Scootaloo.

So they got on the carriage and went of to school.

Later at lunch time.

"So what do you girls have for lunch" asked Apple Bloom.

"I have a hay sandwich, some grapes, and a juice box" said Sweetie Belle.

"I have a daisy sandwich, a cookie, and some water" said Scootaloo.

"I have apples, mini apple pie, and some leftover apple cider" said Apple Bloom.

"Well at least we'll not like Dinky whose mom always takes a bite out of her muffin" Said Scootaloo.

"Hey girls looks like your lunch doesn't look so good" said Diamond Tiara who just came in with Silver Spoon.

"Like we haven't notice" said Sweetie Belle.

"That's why we're inviting you to eat lunch with us" said Silver Spoon.

Just then their butlers appeared set up a five star meal for all them.

"Wow and this is all for us" asked Apple Bloom.

"Yep so let's sit down and eat" said Diamond Tiara.

Just then Snips and Snails showed up hungry.

"Hey our lunches also suck so can we eat with you as well" Asked Snips.

"Sorry but this just for us and our friends and your not our friends" said Diamond Tiara.

"Oh come on girls we have enough food for everypony" said Sweetie Belle.

"But our butlers made this meal just for the 5 of us" said Silver Spoon.

"Ok then, hey Snips Snails want to know something about Diamomd Tiara and Silver Spoon" asked Scootaloo.

"What is it" asked Snails.

"Hey everypony your all invited to have lunch with us and our new best friends Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo" said Diamond Tiara.

Then everypony rushed over to the girls table and started eating.

"So what's that thing about Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon" asked Snips.

"Just that their the most amazing friends a pony could ever have" said Scootaloo.

"Scootaloo you were right having Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon do what we want is the best" said Apple Bloom.

"Yeah i hope this never ends" said Sweetie Belle.

END OF CHAPTER 2