EqG: The de Lancie Files

by deli73

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Human
Length: 172

Life is relatively normal at Canterlot High, if a bit boring. But with the mysterious arrival of Professor Lancie, things are about to get a lot more interesting...

Everything is going pretty well at Canterlot High. Sunset Shimmer has changed her ways, Trixie is acting slightly less arrogant, and the quiet kid, Zecora, is finally making some friends. But when a new teacher, Professor Lancie, mysteriously joins the school staff with almost no explanation, some students began to get suspicious. It soon becomes clear that this mystery is much more dangerous than it appears. And it doesn't make much sense, either.

But then again, what's the fun in making sense?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-19 23:34:12 UTC

Chapter 1

“Hey, it was YOUR idea.” Scootaloo said, narrowing her eyes.

“I wasn’t the one who slipped on a banana peel.” Sweetie Belle countered.

“So, you admit that it was still your idea!”

“I admit NOTHING!”

“Will both of ya just SHUT UP?” Applebloom interrupted. “We all know this is Button’s fault.”

“Was not!” Button replied indignantly.

“Was too!”

A loud clearing of the throat cut the argument short. “Don’t you four have homework to do?”

Jacob Fizzle, the chemistry teacher, eyed the students from his desk.

“Actually,” Sweetie Belle replied, raising her hand in the air, “I finished all of mine already.”

“Well then, read a book or something.”

The Great and Powerful Trixie suppressed the urge to groan. Why must she be trapped in a room with these simpletons for three hours? It just wasn’t fair. What had she done wrong? Well, besides saying a few rude things to the teacher. But it was justified! Who was he to--

“Trixie, mumbling under your breath still counts as talking.”