In the midst of an unprecedented stretch of calm and quiet throughout all of Equestria, Twilight is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Not one disaster has befallen her, her friends, Ponyville, or even Equestria at large in ages.

Clearly, this means their doom is nigh.

Good thing she has a friend like Discord to help keep things under control.

(This was a chapter of my Peaches anthology project, which I've cut this out of and abandoned. It was the only good part, and the bad parts had Mature tags that needlessly covered this story as well.)