For centuries, Princess Celestia has been able to keep her split personality in check. One morning, she wakes up feeling a little different, completely unaware that her alter ego "Molestia" has surfaced. And while this new personality brings her pleasure, it causes nothing but chaos, confusion, and a little bit of fun for everypony else.

Author's Note: I can only blame a wild imagination and lack of sleep for this monstrosity, and I take full responsibility for any sort of mental anguish this may cause. Consider this your warning.

Milestones:
-4/26/12: Over 2,000 hits? You're all crazy, especially you with the face! Thanks, everypony!
-5/5/12: 3,000 hits...seriously, you guys...what did I do?
-5/13/12: 4,000 hits...I don't even...
-5/22/12: 5,000 hits! Am I seriously that good?
-6/10/12: 6,000 hits, with the first chapter breaking 2,000!