Ashes to Equestria.

The portal was too strong…

I’m going through this god damn portal again.

The thing is. All I wanted is to spend a good weekend with my girlfriend, Linda, and instead of that I got this curse. I can’t stop being processed to another dimension, world, planet. Because some random freak will summon me to solve their problems!

That book, that god damn book. The one that appears to exists 'literally' everywhere. You mean to say what book? Well, let me give you a small introduction.

The Necronomicon Ex-mortis. A book made in human flesh and written with blood which contains the recitations of spells capable of awaking antique Sumerian demons, rituals, summons, opening time vortexes, etc.

Yep, that's pretty much about it and you know what? There is a god damn spell to invoke me. I tried always to burn the book when I got the chance but there are other dimensions and it begins to annoy me.

My only joy is kicking some ass and saving the day. But someday... I will break my rusty cage.