Before it ever was...

(Authors note: when I came back from my bussines trip and saw that the view were under 100. I was like "nooooooo! Hopefuly this will bring it up")

"Hello? Is this thing on?"

"Try *static*...now man."

"I think that did it. Hello everypony, its me Prince and Stargaze inferno here to answer some fan mail we've received to try to get the ratings back up. I am now talking in this cheap microphone stargaze got. Now let's get started before he starts bitching"

"First one's mine! *ehem* 'Why is stargaze so hot?'

*smack!*

"Ouch! Okay. 'Why can't Prince remember anything?'"

"Wow, what an idiot. That is like the whole point of me having amnesia."

"Eyup."

"Next up, 'Do you you have any special powers?'"

"Wait is that at you or me man? 'Cause we both have powers."

"I know man. Stop braging that you can see the future. Just hold your horses."

*smack!*

"Oh hay no! You don't smack Prince. Prince smacks you!"

*several crashing and banging sounds*

...(Several blood and teath later)...

*crackle* "okay I think its fixed."

"Alright. Let's try this again."

"Last one goes to me. It was like 90% this question. Seriously folks, you need to think bigger."

*shuffling of papers*

"'What is wrong with everyone raping you/What is Celestia's plans?' Well the thing is...Well, you see, umm, they have a plan that would-"

*slaming of door sound*

"L-luna! What are you doing!?"

"Were you about to reveal the plot twist? Tsk tsk. Naughty naughty."

"We weren't princess! Just please put that riding crop away!"

*several slaming and sreaming sounds*

"R-run Prince! RUN! *scream!*

*static for a long time*

"I think*pant* I lost her. *pant* Where am I? Its like one of those mazes made from bushes. OH NO! *gasping* just a statue. Oh no she heard me scream!"

*running sounds*

"I just got to keep moving...*gasp*

*smack!*

...

"I...n't...know if this thing is still working, but.....hiding in the back o.....in.......Oh Celestia what she did to Stargaze........I saw... so horrible....what was that!?......She is coming over here.....*sobs*...I...uess this is it....is Prince signing out...*door opening sound before static*

(Hope this brings the ratings back up!)