Never Tease an Earth Pony

I galloped  down a dark brick road. Rain pounded down on my soaked face. I couldn't not be sad about what Dr. Whooves said to me. It didn't really seem like him to snap at me, a wasp stinging it's victim. But I still wanted to check out what was happening with my hair. So I bursted into the doors of The Hospital. Nurse Blackwell stared at me, her eyes widening, and huddled in the corner.

"Nurse! Whats wrong with me?" I said shaking.

The nurse stared me in the eyes and shook her pink head pretty fast.

"Nothing, just a bad hair day! Go to a barber."

I raised my eyebrows in fury! NO! That wasn't what I was asking her! I meant what was happening to me on the inside! She doesn't think I'm serious! Well She'll pay!

I swiftly pulled my shiny pocket knife out of the Amber saddlebags on my flank. She turned.

"Hey, what's with the knife child?" She asked shivering.

I didn't answer her idiotic question.Whats the knife for? She's so stupid! I wrapped my left arm around her back and quickly slit her throat. Blood poured out of the wound and I licked it off. It tasted like vengeance. I have a thing for licking.

Now it's time for Somepony else's punishment. So I put the drenched blade back into my bag and left the hospital, smiling true.