Never Tease an Earth Pony

by Caan100

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, Dark, Sad, Tragedy
Length: 2014

Mooncake gets revenge

Mooncake is supposedly Pinkie Pie's great great grand cousin. So when one of friends declines her party invite, she goes all "Cupcakes" on them. MOONCAKE STYLE!

Took me 25 minutes to write. Short Story.
Typical mooncakes are round or rectangular pastries, measuring about 10 cm in diameter and 4–5 cm thick.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-02 23:40:03 UTC

At the hospital

I galloped  down a dark brick road. Rain pounded down on my soaked face. I couldn't not be sad about what Dr. Whooves said to me. It didn't really seem like him to snap at me, a wasp stinging it's victim. But I still wanted to check out what was happening with my hair. So I bursted into the doors of The Hospital. Nurse Blackwell stared at me, her eyes widening, and huddled in the corner.

"Nurse! Whats wrong with me?" I said shaking.

The nurse stared me in the eyes and shook her pink head pretty fast.

"Nothing, just a bad hair day! Go to a barber."

I raised my eyebrows in fury! NO! That wasn't what I was asking her! I meant what was happening to me on the inside! She doesn't think I'm serious! Well She'll pay!

I swiftly pulled my shiny pocket knife out of the Amber saddlebags on my flank. She turned.

"Hey, what's with the knife child?" She asked shivering.

I didn't answer her idiotic question.Whats the knife for? She's so stupid! I wrapped my left arm around her back and quickly slit her throat. Blood poured out of the wound and I licked it off. It tasted like vengeance. I have a thing for licking.

Now it's time for Somepony else's punishment. So I put the drenched blade back into my bag and left the hospital, smiling true.

MoonCake's Revenge

Dr.Whooves strolled down the road with BlueRose. He loved the strolls they took early in the morning.

"BlueRose, if I said I wanted to... how do I say this, have another filly with you, what would you say?"

"Uh, I would say I'm already incharge." BlueRose said kissing him on the cheek. He leaned into her, closing his eyes.

"Ah! I have to get going! Really important meeting in Canterlot. I'll be back tomorrow afternoon sweetheart."

"Sweetheart? That's a first!"

"Oh stop it Doctor!"

BlueRose flew off, and the wind from her wings beating blew his hair back.

But in a nearby bush I'm right here Doctor! I'm here with my little friend, Joe. Joe is a shotgun with sleeping drugs in it. It'll knock you to the ground easily. So I loaded the gun and shot it into his back. He immediately collapsed to the ground. That was so easy, It was FUN! I dragged the limp pony across the hard ground, into Sugarcube Corner, up to my attic, and lay him sprawled out on the ground.

"MoonCake?W-Where am I?" He asked me foolishly. I refused to answer him, for, why would you talk to your prey. No, not prey, Victim, sounds better.

"MoonCake, please let me go, I'm your best friend you know, I've got a LIFE to live!"

I ignored this statement, and when he saw the knife in my hand, He flipped out. Realizing he was only on the ground, he leaped up and pawed at the door, which I had padlocked. This would be a problem. If torturing were to pursue, I would have to keep him down some how. No straps, no nothing to keep him from moving around. But I had nails, and nails were better than nothing. So I leaped on him, and from gravity's will, he fell to the ground under my weight. I sat on his stomach, which kept him at bay. Nails were sticking out from my teeth as I climbed up his arm to the tip of his wrist. He looked wide eyed at me and tears welled up in his eyes. I pulled his arm towards me, stretching tendons as it on and on. The metallic hammer slammed down on the nail I placed onto his hoof, and blood streamed out from the spot the nail had penetrated.

"Please Moon, Please stop."

"Nah!"

I kept hammering the nails into each of his hooves, snapping bones like twigs, as the hammer swiftly broke through. I had him held down, he was breathing heavily as I crawled off him, onto the floor. I took my prized dagger, which I've had sense I was a child. He looked terrified

"Wait, before you kill me-"

"I'm not gonna kill you silly. I'm only gonna mentally, and physically scar you for life!"

I grasped his throat and he struggled to catch a breath. Then, I shook his head really hard.

"Ah Dang. I thought you would pass out from all the shock in your brain! Unfair!"

So, instead, I took my dagger and crawled back onto him.

"Your gonna like this!"

I first drew a picture on him with a black marker. Then, I traced it back with my dagger, watching each blood vessel pop, and the red liquid poor from his chest.

"NO! NO! NO MOONCAKE NO!" He screamed but I kept dragging through the bodily protections, such as the skin.

"Moon! WHY!?"

I wouldn't answer his question. It was all for what he said.

"NOPONY CALLS ME STUPID!"

Dr.Whooves looked puzzled at me, and he looked into my crazed eyes, bleeding with anger. I thought for a moment, maybe this is wrong. Maybe I'm over reacting. Maybe if a pony calls me stupid, I should ignore it. Nah!

"Moon! Stop! I'm sorry for whatever I did to you!"

I looked at the amber red mark on his blood glazed fur. This marking wouldn't do. It was too bland. I went over to my silver tool box and pulled out my huge butcher knife, for my eraser was underneath it. Dr.Whooves panicked as the knife flew up into the air. He head butted me, and I swung the knife. It sliced deep through his back tearing through muscle and slicing through bones. Blood poured out from the gash in his back, I had barely missed the spinal cord. He cried out in pain, looking sadly at me, tears gushing down his cheeks. I sat atop his back legs, and yanked the knife out. Blood splattered across my crazed face, and I smiled. This is only going to get better.

"M-Mooncake, Please, I-"

"NO! YOU DIDN'T STOP THE INSULTS WHEN THEY HURT MY FEELINGS! WHY SHOULD I STOP!?"

He lay his head down, giving up on reasoning with me. The unicorn closed his bruised eyes and mumbled under his breath, swearing at me for all I've done and said. Wait, Unicorn. If he was going to tease an earth pony, I'll make him one!

I picked up my shiny bone saw, and lay it across his horn, letting it sit there, while I stared into his fear clouded eyes.

"Moon, I am so sorry, really, I AM so sorry! Please! In the good name of Equestria, Let me go, I will serve you for life, whip me if you must, but PLEASE don't take my horn. I can't live without it. It protects me from enemies, supplying magic, and I really like it there. Please."

Once again, I stared deep into those dark blue eyes, seeing pain and war, and loss, the oncoming storm. I shook my head. Too much from his past! I applied pressure to his horn, then, I began sawing it off. He cried and shrieked in agony. Blood spurted out from his horn. I had to jaggedly cut through the bone, and when it fell off onto the table, There was a small grouping of spikes where it had been. I pulled the nails out from his hooves, and shoved him up against the wall.

"If you ever insult me again, I'll-I'll just kill you!" He shouted out and started crying again. I rolled my tired eyes and for some strange out of the box reason, I hugged him and the struggling stopped. He looked at me with wide eyes, hyperventilating. He pushed me off and my normal sweet self was lost again. Dr.Whooves dashed down the attic stairs past the cookie tables and out into the open. I zoomed after, but slowed down. If anypony saw me running after him, they would know it  was me who tortured the life out him. I was going to watch him run, but I realized I needed to wash up before anypony saw me with all the blood caking my body. So I ran into the bathroom and washed all the blood off.

But it was too late. I turned to see Second Tech and his friends standing at the door way. Dr.Whooves wrapped close to BlueRose in her wings, where she lay her head on his.

"I thought of many ponies, But not you."

I sped out of the room onto the cold streets, breathing hard against the winds. My hooves were frozen to the tips as I ran down the ally way leading to a cliff. I had no idea the cliff was there, until I saw it. I quickly looked back to see 6 ponies, fast on my tail. It was the cliff, or my angry friends. THE CLIFF! I lept off the edge.

"Well, that should be the last of her. Who wants pizza?" Second said.

"We NEED to get The Doctor care, NOW!" BlueRose commented.

The six ponies caught a taxi and were gone in the scenery in no time.

"They haven't seen the last of me! NEVER! NEVER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The branch broke. I plummeted into the river below. The water pushed me to a side, near a forest.

My plan. I was to train myself here. Then When I'm ready, I'll make those ponies PAY! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

"I promise I have a healing spell Doctor! But I can't heal your horn. I'm so sorry!" BlueRose. Looked over at her boyfriend and was petrified with the damage the earth pony was able to do. Feeling a sharp pain in her lower abdomen, she remembered she was pregnant with his colt. Dr.Whooves gradually lay down on her bed and closed his eyes, clearing his head of all thoughts. Especially of MoonCake. He looked up and saw his best friend placing her horn on his chest.

"Doctor, this is gonna be painful, but it will heal most of your injuries that were done by that preposterous pony." BlueRose bent hard and her horn broke through skin. Dr.Whooves held his breath and watched her magic slowly raise him in the air. And with a flash and a bang, he watched all his injuries disappear. All but his horn it was still gone. He felt better.

"

Party Time!

I jumped up and down, up and down, til i was dizzy to the bones. There was a reason I was so jumpy, there's always a reason. My little pet, Limbster was turning 4. I was to invite ALL my friends. All my friends! My name is Mooncake and I love to make ponies SMILE!  My invites were really pretty and long, so my friends would have to take a break to read them.And above all, A PARTY! Sugarcube corner was empty you could say, but limby's here so i'm fine. So, I walked outside and saw 2 of my good friends walking along. Dr.Whooves and Bluerose! I rush over with a smile on my face. But i saw that Dr.Whoove's wasn't smiling true.

" The Dr. just lost his brother Moon. PLEASE go away!" BlueRose said politely.

I smiled at her, and looked at Dr.Whooves. He tore his head around and snapped,

" Nopony cares about you or your parties! Just go away you stupid, talentless Earth pony!"

I jumped at this. What had happened to my friend? I strolled back into Sugarcube Corner. I thought maybe he was just kidding around with me, sense I am Mooncake, the element of laughter. Limbster looked up at me and ran. Why was he running? Just to see what was wrong with me, I strolled.over to a mirror in the attic of Sugarcube Corner. My normally poofy hair was laying straight down on my side's, like a wet cat. Oh no! This has to be a sickness! I hate being ill. So I decided to go to the hospital. Not a good.idea.