Dale and Matt's road to victory, episode 1: learning friendship

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Dale and Matt’s “Road to Victory.”

Episode 1: learning friendship…

I could hear the crunching sound of the gravel pathway that my best friend Matt and I were walking down. Well I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Dale Stevens; I'm just your average high school student, grade 11 to be exact. I was wearing a black shirt with the assassin’s creed logo on it, as well as red shorts. I have green eyes and black hair.

Beside me was Matt Green, he has blond hair, and blue eyes. He is wearing a white shirt with the Naruto Sharingan on it, and some blue jeans. We are both 17 years old; Matt is just slightly older than me. He is my best friend, fun fact. We have done so much together; in fact we are going to my house to try to beat “Ghosts N Goblins” on my NES (Nintendo entertainment system). All was right with the world until Matt asked me something weird…

“you want me to do what?” I ask my good friend Matt, but this time cleaning out my ears to make sure I hear him right.

“I want you to watch the first episode of “My Little Pony: Friendship is magic.” he put on a shit eating grin.

“no way, I’d rather drink buffalo shiz. That’s a combination of shit and jiz.” I chuckle a little at the gross concoction.

“Hey you know I have to do it to bitch, so don’t complain.” Matt told me.

“Yeah, but I won’t enjoy this shit.”

“you think I want to?”

“I bet you jerk off to the ponies.” I say making the jerking off motion.

“Fuck you; Ryan said he’d give us 20 bucks if we did.”

“is it that bad?” I questioned.

Matt shrugged his shoulders “I don’t know, but I do know that we should play a quick game of “Ghosts N Goblins” before we watch that shit show.”

We both laugh as we make it down the rest of the gravel path and on to my street. Once we made it to my house, I unlock the door so we can enter. We race up to my room and shut the door. We look down at the NES that has the copy of “Ghosts N Goblins” inside. We look at each other and we both nod our heads at the same time to signify that we were ready.

“3…..2…..1…..GO!” I shout. Matt suddenly pressed the start button on the NES controller. The little cut scene that play’s where Arthur’s (the knight) girlfriend gets kidnapped by Satan, just before they fuck in the cemetery too.

“don’t you hate it when you’re cock blocked by the prince of darkness himself?” Matt asked me.

“I despise it.” I reply with a little chuckle. The game started with the familiar yet horrifying song plays (it scary cause you WILL DIE, so you WILL hear that song a lot) Matt starts to play the game. Zombies start to spawn out of nowhere, Matt tears them a new asshole with the javelin. One of them drops the knife. “GET THE KNIFE!” I almost shouted.

“I KNOW!” Matt shouted back as he picked up the knife, it fires faster and does a little bit more damage. Matt carefully ran through the stage, until we ran into *sigh* the red devil. The red devil leaps towards Arthur and begins to fly.

“OH, SHIT, WATCH OUT!” I shouted as the red devil hits Arthur once, causing him to lose his armor. He was now fighting in his underwear.

“Dale I can’t do it.” Matt pretended to cry. The red devil hits Arthur once more causing him to turn into a pile of bones. We decided it was time to watch “shitty show number one” as I call it.

I grab my laptop, bring it out to the kitchen table, and then search “My Little pony: episode 1” on YouTube. I click the first video I saw. After it loaded and started to play. Matt and I were adding our own commentary like the moment where the purple unicorn meets the cyan Pegasus; I think her name was “Rainbow Dash”.

“Hey, it’s sonic the hedgehog.” Matt said chuckling.

“Wait….oh my god it is.” I realized the truth. Rainbow Dash acted just like sonic the hedgehog I mean she goes fast, thinks their fast, and is cocky….its fucking sonic the mother fucking hedgehog.

…20 minutes later…

The episode ended with a “to be continued sign” that just PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF. I close my laptop in rage “FUUUUUUCK!” I shout into the air.

“I HATE TO BE CONTINUES IN SHOWS, IT MEANS IF YOU WANT CLOSURE YOU NEED TO WATCH BOTH PARTS!” Matt was yelling as well.

“That’s it we never talk about the show, never mention the show, and not even think about the show, EVER!” I say shouting at the last part.

“all those who agree?” Matt asked

I raise my hand “I.” I say.

“Okay, it’s unanimous.”

Just then I hear the mail slide in. “I got it.” I say going to get the mail.

“Don’t worry I was too lazy to get it myself.” he replies.

“Shut the fuck up.” I say jokingly. I scan through the mail, it was mostly bills, but one message catches my eyes. It was for Matt and I……wait MATT DOESN'T LIVE HEAR. I walk up to Matt “it’s for us.”

“what's it say?” Matt was curious.

I open the letter, and then read it aloud. “Dear humans, my name is Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria. You two don’t seem to understand the importance of friendship, so I instruct you to come live in Equestria until I think you ready to LEAVE!” I shout the last part.

Matt takes the letter from me and clears his throat.

“Remember to stay at the Ponyville library and pretend that you know nothing about Equestria, no need to cause a panic. Princess Celestia.” Mat finishes reading. We sat in silence for a moment. “It’s a troll.” he said convinced.

“Yeah imagine if it was fucking real, HAHAHAHA!!!” we began laughing our asses off. At least until the letter started to glow.

“HOLY SHIT!” we said in unison before getting engulfed by the bright light.

You earned a trophy

(bronze)

Always trust the letters.

Are you sure you want to quit?

(yes)

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