Lyra's secret world

by ajstorey456

Rating: everyone
Tags: Lyra, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Scootaloo, Random, Adventure, Pinkie Pie, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Length: 2956

Lyra overheard Pinkie and Scootaloo playing around, and decided that they can have more fun in their own little world... literally.

Published 2012-03-25 05:54:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-27 21:50:09 UTC

Chapter 1: A new world's physics

"What're we gonna do now, Pinkie?"

Scootaloo and Pinkie were having fun in Ponyville. Exploring and playing pranks was super fun!

"I don't know... hmm... OOH! I got an idea!" The pink pony bounced 5 feet into the air at that. Scootaloo giggled a little. This pony was a maniac.

"We can go on an adventure! We can fight monsters and kick bad guys in the flank!" Pinkie motioned out her words and fell to the ground giggling.

Lyra, about a yard away from them, heard Pinkie's idea. She actually wanted to go on adventures! In fact, she knows just how to do so.

"Hey girls! Whaddya doing?" The light blue unicorn asked.

"Fighting fierce monkeys!" Pinkie giggled. She was having the most fun rolling around, pretending to fight an imaginary monkey. Everypony around them at Pinkie's complete randomness.

"Wanna actually fight... Monkeys? Is that what you said?" Lyra asked the mares.

"HAY YEAH! I would be like, you wanna piece of me?!" Scootaloo answered, pretending to punch at something.

"Alright! Follow me!" Lyra said before turning and running. Pinkie and Scootaloo guessed it was a game and chased her.

***

About an hour of Pinkie and Scootaloo having fun chasing Lyra later, they were at a field.

"OK, now we can start!" said a joy filled unicorn.

"Wait, you really meant it? We're going on an adventure!?" the small, orange pegasus said with glee.

"Yeah! Come over here and we'll go..." Lyra looked around the group, seeing if anypony was around, "to a new dimension!"

Pinkie dropped to the ground giggling. "Now THAT'S crazy! NOPONY can do that!"

"Really, now, Pinkie?" Lyra said with a glow of the horn. A big blue orb surrounded the group and they all disappeared.

***

Middle of field, unknown time

The three reappeared in the exact spot. Pinkie looked around and started laughing. "We didn't go anywhere, silly! We're in the same field!"

"That's what you think..." Lyra said with a grin. "Observe closer."

Pinkie looked at a nearby tree. "WOAH! Those are square leaf thingies! How'd you do that?!" she exclaimed.

"Pinkie, welcome to Minecraftia. This is something I stumbled across in a cave. Well, more of a ruin. Sit down, I'll tell you the story."

Pinkie and Scootaloo sat and waited for Lyra to begin.

"So, I decided to go exploring in uncharted parts. I came across a cave entrance. I though, This looks like it'd be fun! After thinking about it for a minute, I slowly made my way down into the entrance. I lit up my horn so I could see, and I saw a big wall, different from the normal cave walls! I looked around and found an opening, so I made my way there and slipped inside. It was FILLED with scrolls, books, and shelves to hold em' all! But there was a pedestal with a scroll on it. I ran over to that, seeming to be something cool! As I opened the scroll, a spell was writing itself before my eyes! I performed it and it took me to this blocky place! The scroll mentioned something about Minecraftia, so I guess that's where we are!"

Scootaloo and Pinkie looked around at the blocky surrounding. "Well, lets get the adventure started!" Pinkie blurted out.

"Oh yeah, check this out!" Lyra said and ran at a tree. She span 180 degrees and bucked the tree. Pinkie made a huge gasp as a part of the tree disappeared and a smaller part went flying.

"LYRA WATCH OUT!" Pinkie dove towards Lyra to move her out of the way of the falling tree. Wait, it's not falling?

"What?" Lyra said with a smirk as even Pinkie couldn't even figure out what was happening.

"But the, with the, tree thingy.... huh?" Pinkie studied, looking confused as ever.

"I call it the Physics of Minecraftia. The only things that fall are sand and gravel, not counting liquids... OH! That reminds me! Follow me!" Lyra said as she ran somewhere random in the field. Pinkie, still confused, followed.

***
A few minutes later, on a small beach

"You see this water?" Lyra asked, pointing behind her into the ocean.

"Yeah.... what's so cool about it?" Scootaloo asked, looking towards the seemingly normal... block water.

"Watch the water," Lyra said and pulled a bucket out of nowhere. She looked at the water and pointed her bucket at it. Pinkie and Scootaloo followed her gaze and seemed confused.

"What are you doing, exa- WOAH!" Scootaloo exclaimed as a huge chunk of water disappeared from the ocean, only to fill itself up. Scootaloo looked at Lyra, with a bucket full of water all of the sudded.

"What the-?! How did you... What?!" Scootaloo stuttered.

With a laugh, Lyra replied, "Minecraftia physics!"

The look on Pinkie's face was priceless. It was full of what and confusion. ((I bet you thought I would say buck or the wonderful other word.))

Scootaloo, however, reacted differently. "THAT WAS SO COOL! How'd you do that? Can I try!? Please?!" The excited filly bounced up and down, flapping her wings a little.

"Sure, why not?" Lyra said. Suddenly, a big grin went onto her face. "Hold on, I gotta empty it!" She looked at the ground and suddenly a stream of water appeared in front of her. But something was different.

"WOAH! THAT IS SOOOOO COOL!" Scootaloo gawked at the never ending stream. It was coming from nowhere!

"Here, you try!" Lyra said, when suddenly the bucket when flying into the air and hit Scootaloo. Wait, no it didn't!

The bucket disappeared and a pop noise was made. Scootaloo was suddenly holding the bucket.

"What?!" Pinkie yelled as she ran up to Scootaloo, who looked around with a confused look.

"Why can I see all these boxes and... daisies! Yum! ((Replacement for chicken))"

Scootaloo started biting at the air. "What the...? Why can't I eat those daisies?!" Scootaloo asked nopony as she leaped forward at nothing and bit the air furiously.

Lyra fell on the ground, laughing. "Oh, is this gonna be hard to explain!"

~End chapter 1

A/N: Hey! I made a fanfiction! Oh, this started off something completely different. Well, it's short, I know, but I just barely made the 1000 word count! :D Anyways, feedback is welcomed! Just don't be a dick about it.

Chapter 2: Explanation and a house

"Lyra! Why can't I eat these things RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE?!" Scootaloo was getting pretty aggravated.

Lyra finally stopped laughing and decided to tell her. "You see, those aren't actual daisies. I see them, too! Well, from my vision. Those little things are determining your hunger. The more you have, the less hungry."

"Then why are there only 5? I'm not THAT hungry!" Scootaloo asked, still staring at them.

"FIVE?!" Lyra jumped 5 feet in the air. "Oh my! QUICK! FOLLOW ME!" Lyra shouted before running back to the field.

Pinkie and Scootaloo didn't hesitate. They went straight after the seemingly psychotic unicorn. Eventually, she stopped and punched at seemingly nothing at the ground. Something went flying up then disappeared before Lyra turned around, holding a daisy in her teeth. She threw it at Scootaloo in a hurry.

"Quick! Eat it!" Lyra commanded.

"... Oookay..." Scootaloo said, a little weirded out from Lyra's hurry. She ate the daisy with no hesitation, and then she saw more daisies pop up next to where the 5 other ones were.

"How many do you have now?" Lyra asked, panting from running.

Scootaloo looked at nothing and seemed to be counting. "Eight, why?" she replied, still confused.

"Oh good, because if you run out, I think you might die. I've never run out myself, but..." Lyra stopped, knowing that they got it.

"What the HAY are you two talking about?! I see zero daisies in front of me. Or boxes. Or whatever. Just a unicorn and a pegasus," Pinkie asked both of them, extremely confused.

"Oh, right!" Lyra said, "Catch, Pinkie!" Lyra threw another bucket towards Pinkie. Of course, she flinched, but she still heard a pop and then-

"WHAT THE.... Ooooooh! That's what you were talking about!" Pinkie started catching on, "Uh oh, um, Lyra?"

"What is it, Pinkie?" Lyra replied casually.

"I only have two daisies..." Pinkie answered.

"OH MY CELESTIA! Quick! follow!" Lyra said as she darted further into the field. As Pinkie followed, billions of flowers started to come into sight. Lyra punched at the ground and ran back to Pinkie.

"Oh, thank you, Lyra!" Pinkie said and ate the flower from her hoof, "But I still only have 5."

"That's not AS bad, here, follow me," Lyra said and started trotting casually to the flower patch.

"Punch a flower, Pinkie," Lyra ordered.

"...Why? Can't I just pick it u-"

"Punch it. You have to, trust me," Lyra cut Pinkie off.

"... Okay." Pinkie punched a flower and it went flying into the air. A plopping noise was made and Pinkie was holding a flower.

"I don't get it..." Pinkie said before eating the flower.

"Neither do I, but it probably keeps us alive," Lyra explained, "Speaking of keeping us alive, we need a house or something..."

"Ooh! What about the trees? We can make those into wood for houses!" Pinkie suggested.

"Brilliant!" Lyra exclaimed, "Maybe I can refine the wood with my magic!"

"Can I build the house while Pinkie gathers wood?" Scootaloo asked.

"Why not, kid?" Lyra answered happily, "Just no sand or dirt. Only wood."

Scootaloo saluted Lyra and went to go find a spot for the house.

"That means I'll go get the wood!" Pinkie yelled happily.

I guess I can try to craft a few appliances together while I make wood Lyra thought, It'd be nice to have a workbench of some sort...

***

Two hours of planned work later, at construction site,

"This is starting to look good! Nice job, squirt!" Lyra complimented Scootaloo's half done house.

"Thanks! It's pretty easy once you know how to place a block," Scootaloo replied. Lyra also taught the two a language style called Minecraftian and told them how to break blocks and place blocks. They've also gone spelunkering and have some iron and coal and such.

"Uh oh, night fall. Better get into our beds!" Lyra stated, yet not one of them knew about the monsters.

They lit the furnace, burning cobblestone and got to bed...

***
About half an hour later, in the house still.

Pinkie was woken up from a clanking noise. She didn't know how to explain it, but it was disturbing in a way. All of the sudden, she heard groans and shrieks of pain and somepony sounding like they were getting hit.

"Uh... Lyra?" Pinkie whispered, "Do you hear that?"

"Yeah, and it's scaring me..." Lrya whispered back, "I'm gonna take a look outside..."

Lyra shuffled out from her bed and made her way to the window in the bedroom. She peered out and saw skeletons standing on its hind legs, ginormous spiders, and a different creature. It was standing on hind legs and in it's front hooves was holding a sword. He also had armor and what looked like a quiver on his back.

"Uh, we're not alone in this world..."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOT ALONE?!" Scootaloo shrieked in terror. The bipedal creatures and the spider looked towards the ponies. The one with armor on started running towards the house. The other creatures followed him, but couldn't keep up.

Suddenly, the front door burst open and the bipedal creature ran inside. He shut it behind him and ran towards the room where the ponies were.

"How did you get here?!" He asked in a rough voice, obviously tired, "How did you get in my server?!"

Chapter 3: The house and others

"Uh... server.... what?" Scootaloo was terrified by the creature standing in front of her.

"Oh, newbies?" He replied, drawing back his sword, "I'm sorry. You MUST be new here."

"New... where? I found a scroll, and I did some magic, and badabing badaboom I'm here!" Lyra replied, still not knowing what's happening.

"Wait, what's your name?" the creature said, looking towards Pinkie.

"Uh, Pinkie Pie... why?" Pinkie replied, a little shaky.

"Oh jeez, hold on, just don't move or something will happen. I gotta get a friend..." he said quickly before running out of the door.

"Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, could it be?" he muttered, running towards a mountainside. He stepped on a pressure pad, revealing a secret door in the side, opening a large mansion.

"ETHAN! You won't believe this! follow me!" he yelled through the huge, glowstone lit house.

"What is it, man?" another bipedal animal came from a door.

"Pinkie Pie"

***

About a minute later, at the house

"OH MY GOD!" Ethan exclaimed, "Pinkie, Lyra, and Scootaloo?! Dude, where'd they come from?!"

"How do you know my name, stalker?!" Lyra yelled, "And I came from Ponyville!"

"No way, ponies are here, I can see them..." Ethan muttered, looking between his three favorite characters out of the CMC, Mane 6, and backround ponies.

"Are you high?!" Pinkie yelled furiously.

"No, that's just Ethan. He's a nut about ponies. I'm Micheal." The other creature greeted.

"... What?" Pinkie asked, confused even more than the water physics.

"Ever since we discovered internet, that's all he did. Ponies. OH! I'm sorry! I have to explain!" Micheal caught himself.

"Explain WHAT?!" Lyra yelled.

"Well, in this world, and possibly other worlds, your life is a TV show, like how our world is a video game. We both had the same reaction when we figured this stuff out. I never took into it, but Ethan LOVES IT."

"... We're a TV show?! Oh god, Fluttershy would FLIP..." Lyra exclaimed.

"Well, it seems you girls are doing pretty good by yourselves, I guess we'll leave you alone for now," Micheal offered.

"But what were those other creatures out there, with the bones an such?" Pinkie asked.

"Oh, you guys don't know about monsters yet. Well, I guess we can defend the house for tonight. Tomorrow, we teach you how to thrive."

***

The morning after,

Pinkie stretched her hooves out as she let out a big yawn. Lyra and Scootaloo weren't awake and the two other creatures were still at the front door, defending and chatting. She got out of bed and trotted to Lyra's bed.

"Lyra, it's morning time," Pinkie said in a whisper as she shook the unicorn lightly.

"Ugh, Bon-Bon, just gimme five minutes," Lyra said, forgetting where they were. [[Is it Bon-Bon or Bon Bon or BonBon?]]

"I'm not Bon-Bon, it's Pinkie! Were in Minecraftia, remember?" Pinkie said in a slightly louder whisper.

"Oh yeah.... Still, gimme five more minutes."

"Lyra, wake up, we have work to do today. We gotta finish the house!"

"Oh yeah, wake Scootaloo up, I gotta stretch."

Pinkie let out an annoyed groan. We don't have time for this! She thought. Lyra let out a short high-pitched yell as Pinkie rolled her out of the bed.

"Pinkie, what the hay?!" Lyra yelled.

"Mornin'!" was Pinkie's only reply. She trotted ouver to Scootaloo's bed and shook her arm lightly.

"Mom, it's Summer! I don't need to go to school..." the orange filly groaned.

"I'm not your mom, and you need to build a house!" Pinkie said cheerfully.

"Wha?- Oh yeah... Mornin' Pinkie,"

"Mornin'!" That was a lot easier than Lazy Lyra over there, Pinkie thought.

***

Pinkie was out in the forest near the house, bucking down trees like she always did. She had almost a whole stack of logs, and she felt good about it! They were gonna finish the house when she got back. Maybe even some left over for new tools! Lyra would whip em' up and she could go to the cave she saw earlier and mine the iron!

Pinkie was heading towards the house. She left little pieces of wool that Lyra got off of sheep with her magic on the ground so she could find her way home. It wasn't very different from normal. When she was almost out of the forest, something caught her eye. It was different shades of green and it told apart from the leaves. It didn't seem dangerous at first...

"Hello? Is somepony there?" Pinkie called out towards the thing. Nothing came in reply. "Oh, goody! This might be a new mineral!"

Pinkie made her way around the low trees and examined the object. It wasn't an object. In fact, it had four legs. It started running towards Pinkie, but she thought it was a regular animal.

"Oh hi the-" "Tssss" Wait, the other guys told me about this, that thing's gonna-

The strange creature started growing rapidly and exploded in Pinkie's face. The creeper had gotten her. She let out a high-pitched yelp before falling to the ground unconscious.

***

Meanwhile,

Lyra and Scootaloo were using up the last of the wood on a second floor to the house. They got stairs and half of a wall so far.

"Wow, we've gotten progress!" Scootaloo exclaimed, "When Pinkie gets back, she'll be so proud! We should be able to finish it, too, with the wood she's getting!"

"I hope so, Scoots," Lyra replied, "but Pinkie's been gone a while. Do you think she's lost, or maybe hurt?"

"Nah, Pinkie is Pinkie. She's probably just getting us a surprise!"

"Oh, yeah, I hadn't thought o-" Lyra was cut off by an exploding noise, followed by a high pitched yelp.

"PINKIE!" Lyra and Scootaloo screamed in unision. They rushed out of the house towards the forest, only a few feet in before finding Pinkie next to a crater, unconscious.