The Blue-Blood of the Bon-Bon

Chapters

The Blueblood of Love
The Dating Competition
Interviewing Bon-Bon
Conversing with Blueblood
The Spa
The Knight
The Mother
The Decision

The Blueblood of Love

Sweetie "Bon-Bon" Drops could barely stand to read the newspaper anymore. There was only one topic being covered the past week: Prince Blueblood. All the single mares had fallen head over heels for Blueblood upon hearing that he had decided to settle down and find a wife. Blueblood had so many contenders that he could only select twenty potential suitors and eliminate each one until he had three left. The final three suitors were going to be announced today. Bon-Bon wasn't looking forward to this at all. The cream-colored earth pony wished she could ignore this whole Blueblood fiasco but a certain friend of hers was absolutely enamored with the girly-haired prince. That friend was Lyra Heartstrings. The turquoise unicorn had made it to the final six and three were being cut today.

In fact, the television was on at Bon-Bon's apartment and Lyra was staring at the screen. She was waiting for Prince Blueblood to make his announcement.

"Hey, Lyra. Maybe you should take a break from the TV."

"No, Bon-Bon! I must not. Prince Blueblood said he was going to announce who will be in his final three at some point today. He never said what time. What if I leave for one minute and Blueblood makes his announcement?"

"I have DVR, Lyra. It's not a big deal."

"Not a big deal!! I must be there on the very moment the wonderful and dashing prince admits that he loves me and only me! Think about it, Bonnie. How did I make it so far?"

"Because you're beautiful, Lyra."

"Oh, Bon-Bon. You always know how to flatter me."

"I only flatter honestly."

Bon-Bon and Lyra smiled at one another. The whole situation was a tad awkward at times. The two mares had a very close friendship, one which Bon-Bon wanted to be more than friends. However, Bon-Bon might have ruined that. She had her opportunity to ask Lyra to be her marefriend. However, the nerves got to Bon-Bon. Bon-Bon ended up dating Flitter, a lilac-colored pegasus. Lyra became obsessed with Prince Blueblood, making the royal pain her 'celebrity crush'. Bon-Bon and Flitter broke up recently. Lyra could very well be shipped off with Blueblood. Bon-Bon and Lyra did fool around a lot and had a very open relationship. However, they were "friends with benefits" rather than "marefriends".

Bon-Bon really didn't like anything about Blueblood. He was arrogant, reckless, snobbish, and comically dimwitted. Blueblood was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and assumed that the world was his for the taking. She hated Blueblood's sense of entitlement. Lyra had come from a family almost as wealthy and influential as Blueblood. However, that didn't make Lyra think she was better than everypony. In fact, Lyra was adorably naïve about her upbringing.

Bon-Bon must have been one of the only mares in Equestria who refused to enter her name.
She silently hoped that Lyra would end up with a pony much better than Blueblood, any pony would do.

Prince Blueblood's voice.
"Mares and stallions, this is a fine afternoon. I know this is the moment everypony has been waiting for! I have picked the three finalists for who will be worthy of my wife. I must admit that I had a little help from my dear mother with regards to choosing the final three. She had encouraged proper breeding for my choices. Based on her suggestion, I have picked the following three mares: Minuette Moneytime of Canterlot, Twinkleshine Star of Canterlot, and Lyra Heartstrings, formerly of Canterlot and now of Ponyville. I want each of you to meet me tomorrow night at 6 PM sharp. Please be punctual. I have a busy schedule and shan't be kept waiting. All three of you should be most honored to be my potential wife. I cannot wait to go on a date with each of you. Treat me like a prince and you will certainly have a shot of such an honorable position."

Lyra jumped up and down with excitement. Jeez, she was acting like Pinkie Pie.

"Bonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbon!!! You don't know how happy I am right now that I actually made it so far!!"
Lyra gave Bon-Bon a tight hug.

Even without Prince Blueblood bringing up his mother, Bon-Bon knew how he picked his final three. Blueblood simply picked the three mares from the wealthiest unicorn families. Minuette, Twinkleshine, and Lyra had that in common. As far as Bon-Bon was concerned though, Lyra outshone the other two in every way. If Blueblood saw beyond himself, he would see that and pick Lyra to be his wife.. hmmmm... perhaps keep letting Blueblood be a self-absorbed prick.

Bon-Bon could hear the shouts of enthusiasm outside of her Ponyville apartment for Lyra. If Blueblood chose Lyra, that would be another notch in Ponyville's belt regarding awesomeness.

"I... um... think you got a shot", said Bon-Bon.

"Oh thank you! I am looking forward to finally going on a date with Blueblood. It's been three long months and so many questions needed to be answered and I had like ten interviews with Blueblood.. but this is going to be a real date. Oh, Bon-Bon. Any advice?"

"Just be yourself and you'll do just fine."

"I wonder if Blueblood finds humans to be interesting."

"That's something I think I have in common with Blueblood", said Bon-Bon with a sly smile.

"Oh that's great and... hey, screw you! I bet Blueblood and I are totally going to become super human explorers."

Bon-Bon chuckled at the thought of Lyra dragging Blueblood along about the humans.... oh, sweet Celestia.. perhaps, Lyra had her own defenses to keep Blueblood away.

"I wonder if Blueblood will let you move into our castle once he marries me", added Lyra.

Live with Blueblood? Yuck! Bon-Bon loved Lyra with all of her heart, but she wouldn't be able to stand Blueblood.

"Um, maybe. I'm sure you two will have room."

"Most definitely! Eek, I hope I can look pretty enough. I've known Minuette and Twinkleshine since I was an itty bitty filly. They are both way cooler than me.. more part of the in-crowd and.."

"That's impossible. You're the coolest pony I know."

"Don't worry, Bon-Bon. I'm sure Blueblood won't mind us having some fun ourselves."

Bon-Bon gagged at the thought of Blueblood getting excited over her and Lyra making out.

"What? Blueblood is a gentleman, he would leave us alone."

That's what you think, Lyra.

"I suppose, but hey, Lyra."

"Yea?"

"I was actually wondering if I could go with you to Canterlot tomorrow. You know, to offer moral support."

"Oh, Bonnie. I don't know... I'm a little scared that Blueblood would dump me for you."

"I'll bring the pepper spray with me."

"Ah ha, that's the Bon-Bon I know! I would love for you to come with me of course."

"Thank you, Lyra! Whatever happens, I just want you to be happy."

"Good. Then want me to be Blueblood's wife!"

Bon-Bon shrugged. She knew that Lyra could really go gaga over a crazy idea, but this was perhaps the craziest of all ideas. Bon-Bon knew she needed to be there to protect Lyra from anything that Blueblood might try to pull off. He was far too full of himself and probably got away with any trouble he might have caused in the past. Bon-Bon was ready to fight the royal Blueblood, if necessary. That would have to wait until tomorrow.

Author's Note

I hope you all like it so far. I have a :twistnerd: or two planned.

The Dating Competition

Bon-Bon didn't trust Prince Blueblood one bit. It was unfair that he was so widely admired.
There was absolutely nothing likeable or interesting about him except for the fact that he was a prince.
Just thinking about it made Bon-Bon angry. She packed one small bag for the trip to Canterlot where the date would take place.
That man bitch better not do anything to Lyra or Bon-Bon would give him the worst beating of his life.
Despite Blueblood's tall stature, Bon-Bon doubted he was powerful physically.

"Bonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbon, we must leave now", said Lyra with enthusiasm.

"I'm ready. You should doublecheck first to see if you are looking your sexiest for the horny bastard.."

Hmmmm, if Lyra was a no-show, perhaps Lyra would lose by default.

"Oh, Bon-Bon! Don't you always think I'm sexy, you horny bastard."

"What about the royal pain in the ass?"

"Bon-Bon! I didn't know you had royal blood. Why did you never tell me?"

"I didn't want you to know that I am Celestia's daughter since I thought you would reject me. It also explains why I am such a pain in the ass."

"Tee hee, you're too funny. Yes, I want to look my absolute sexiest! Too bad I didn't have time to go see Rarity. She would know what to do."

"Who's that?"

"You don't know who Rarity is?

"Is she that whiny unicorn who got angry when I said I didn't know who she was?"

"Yea."

"Never heard of her."

The two shared a laugh. Bon-Bon enjoyed making fun of Rarity's sense of vanity. Prince Blueblood was far worse than Rarity though. Bon-Bon had never met him in pony and she knew there wasn't a single pony with a greater sense of entitlement than Blueblood.

"Come on! Let's go!!!!", cheered Lyra, "we can't be late, Bonnie!"

"What happens when you're late?"

"I think it's automatic disqualification for tardiness."

"You think? But do you know?"

"Can't take risks here, Bon-Bon, I just can't! Come on!"

"Are you sure I can't tempt you with some chocolate hands?"

"Oh my gosh! Where are they?"

"I haven't baked them yet. I need to do so first."

"Maybe tomorrow, Bonnie. Perhaps, Blueblood can join us."

Ugh. There was no use trying anymore. If chocolate hands couldn't tempt Lyra to stay put, nothing would.

Bon-Bon and Lyra sat on the train to Canterlot. There was a load of awkward silence between the two. Lyra was way too excited about Blueblood and seemed to got the hint that Bon-Bon didn't share even close to the same level of enthusiasm. Lyra was all smiles though. Bon-Bon was distraught. She must have looked like a hateful pony to those around her.

Bon-Bon simply stared out the window. It looked like they were out of Ponyville at this point. This was going to be an awful night, except if Bon-Bon was able to use the pepper spray she packed right onto Blueblood's ugly and girly face.

"Lyra! Bon-Bon! What brings you two here?" Sounded like Rari.. er... the strange unicorn Bon-Bon didn't know.

"Hey Rarity", chirped Lyra, "today is such an exciting day for me!"

"Ooh, what's so exciting?"

"Have you been watching the competition?"

"What competition?"

"The one where Prince Blueblood picks a wife! I am in the final three, can't you believe it?"

Rarity made a quick scowl upon hearing the word "Blueblood" but just as quickly regained her composure. Despite Rarity's haughty attitude, her roots were just as humble and middle-class as Bon-Bon's roots. It was probably a big reason why Blueblood looked over Rarity.

"Bon-Bon, I think it is so nice of you to be there for Lyra at the time like this."

"What are friends for?"

"Lyra, I wish you the best of luck with Blueblood. I know him. He is.. er... well, perhaps he is more your taste than mine."

"Is he interested in humans?"

"Lyra, you should spend the whole date talking about humans to him ", said Bon-Bon.

"Tee hee", giggled Rarity, "I am surprised you two aren't dating. You are inseparable!"

"Oh. I heard from Derpy that Blueblood would like me and Bon-Bon making out with each other."

"Of course he would. He's a disgust... I mean, Blueblood is an open-minded prince and has nothing against homosexual relationships or open marriages for that matter."

This conversation was getting far too awkward for Bon-Bon's taste. She decided to stare at the window while Lyra and Rarity kept on talking. It was a beautiful summer day. Bon-Bon wished she could just have a picnic with Lyra in the park instead of going through all of this. The birds would be singing. The sun would be shining. The food would be absolutely delicious. Every moment spent with Lyra was a blessing.

Lyra and Bon-Bon arrived at Canterlot. The date was at Prince Blueblood's castle. Why build a whole castle for that rotten twit? However, Bon-Bon knew that Lyra could soon be living there. This made Bon-Bon feel sad. Would Lyra leave Ponyville forever if she won? Bon-Bon would have a tough decision to make. However, that was for the future and not now.

The two mares settled in and saw Lyra's competition: Twinkleshine, a cream-colored unicorn with a pink mane, and Minuette, a blue unicorn with a periwinkle mane. The two of them looked at Lyra and snickered amongst themselves.

"Just ignore them", Bon-Bon whispered to Lyra.

"I'm still nervous."

"You're way cooler than either of those two wannabes. Just remember that."

"Hi, Lyraaaaaaaaaaaa", called out Minuette.

"Who's your friend", asked Twinkleshine.

"I'm Bon-Bon. I am just here to provide my support for Lyra."

"Good. She'll need it when I win", said Minuette. She laughed obnoxiously, which was not surprising to Bon-Bon.

"I will do my best, but good luck to you two", said Lyra.

"Thanks. Oh hey, I see what you are doing here. You brought Bon-Bon here as a surrogate date since you know you can't impress Blueblood yourself. Did your daddy have to pay her to join you?"

Bon-Bon was glad she wouldn't actually have to do that. It would have been her worst nightmare.
Bon-Bon was ready to give Minuette a punch to the face, but perhaps the pepper spray would be sufficient.

"Keep talking like that", said Twinkleshine with a smile.

"What? I bet Blueblood loves bitches", responded Minuette.

Bon-Bon really hated Minuette right now.

"Yea, you would probably be a great match for Blueblood in fact", said Bon-Bon, "and no, Lyra and I are the best of friends. I would pay a lot of money to spend time with Lyra in fact."

Lyra blushed.

Minuette glared at Bon-Bon. Good, she didn't want that bimbo as her friend anyway.

Suddenly, the trumpets played.

They heard a female voice on the speakers, "Tonight, Prince Blueblood shall make his decision on which pony will be his wife. There are three young and beautiful mares remaining. Minuette Moneytime, Twinkleshine Star, and Lyra Heartstrings. The Prince shall go out on a date with each mare. The one who Blueblood likes the best shall win. I, as Blueblood's mother, am tearing up myself. My little boy is going to become a husband and soon a father. Oh my..."

Yea, this shit was televised live, maybe Bon-Bon could show the world who Blueblood really was.

"Here he is, Prince Blueblood!!"

The door opened and Prince Blueblood entered.
He walked in with a haughty air but admittedly looked handsome.
If he wasn't such an ass, Bon-Bon might have even found him attractive.
Well, at least he had three roses.

"Good evening, ladies! You should all be honored to have made it this far in the competition. I know you must all be excited. Unfortunately, until polygamy is legal in Equestria, I will only be able to pick one of you as my wife."
Blueblood ate the roses.

"I am so happy right now, I can't believe how happy I am. Blueblood, you're the greatest!!!!!!!!", cheered Minuette.

"I am honored that you think so highly of the great Blueblood, Lyra", said Blueblood.

"Umm", said Minuette clearing her throat, "pardon me, but my name is Minuette."

"Oops. I am terribly sorry. Names aren't my strong suit."

The only name that piece of shit probably knew was his own.

Blueblood looked at the three mares again with a cold and egotistical air.
Suddenly, he turned his head towards Bon-Bon. Blueblood smiled.

"I don't think I have seen you before", said Blueblood.

"You wouldn't have. I never entered your dating competition. I am a friend of Lyra, offering her support."

"Well, friend of Lyra. I must say you look absolutely dashing tonight."

"Umm thanks, so do you."

Blueblood smiled at Bon-Bon again. Jeez, he was hitting on her.
However, Bon-Bon had to admit that she did enjoy seeing the scowl on Minuette's face.

"I shall go on a date with each of the three finalists now. First up, ummm... I am bad with names, but the turquoise unicorn with the lyre cutie mark."

"That's me! Lyra Heartstrings! Let me say that it's an absolute honor to go on a date with you and..."

"I know. That's why you are her. Let's go, Lyra."

Blueblood and Lyra went off.

"Wow", said Minuette, "did you all see how handsome Blueblood is?"

"Yea, I know", said Twinkleshine with a blush.

"I am just surprised that the prince didn't take Bon-Bon as a surrogate date for Lyra. Did you see how he treated you?"

"I guess Blueblood either finds me pretty or he was trying to creep me out."

"Creep you out? Oh! I hope that Blueblood calls me dashing on our date."

"He really isn't my type."

"Let me guess. Lyra is your type!"

Bon-Bon wasn't going to respond to that.

"Don't worry, Bon-Bon", continued Minuette, "there is no way in hell that he is going to pick Lyra. Does she still have that horrific obsession with humans? I bet she does. Lyra is sooooooo weird. Blueblood won't stand for it, I know. You know. She only made it this far since his mother wants him to marry somepony from an elite and well-known family. I don't know where you are from, Bon-Bon, but the Heartstrings are perhaps the most well-known non royal family in Canterlot and..."

"If that's why Lyra made it that far, what's going to stop him from picking her? Seems like a perfect marriage to me", said Bon-Bon.

"I'm not exactly poor either and neither is Twinkleshine", said Minuette, "I think we are rich enough. What about you, Bon-Bon?"

Bon-Bon wanted to use the pepper spray on this little bitch right now. She had to play civil though, but would have a little fun.

"I am the richest pony in all of Equestria. You caught me. I am being paid five million bits just to be here. Back in Ponyville, they call me Bon Money Bon."

"Ooh, what kind of yacht do you own?"

"I used to have one, but it got stuck up your asshole a few years ago."

Twinkleshine giggled. Minuette wasn't amused.

"I like you, Bon-Bon", said Twinkleshine.

"I think you're pretty cool yourself", responded Bon-Bon.

Minuette wasn't in the mood to talk. She went to the corner of the room to pout.

"I think it's noble of you to accompany your friend, Lyra", said Twinkleshine.

"Thanks. Lyra is my best friend. I want to be there to support her regardless of what Blueblood decides."

"How did you two meet? If you don't mind me asking."

"We met at Canterlot University. After college, Lyra moved with me back to Ponyville, my home town."

"Canterlot University? That's a really great school! You must be smart."

"Some ponies say I am, but to me, I'm just simple Bon-Bon."

Lyra and Bon-Bon returned from their date. Lyra looked happy. Blueblood look relieved.

"Thank you, Ms. Heartstrings. Next pony is er... I don't know, the blue one, what are you doing standing in a corner by yourself?"

"I grew tired of talking to Lyra's whore."

"Funny that you say that. I suppose it's the irony of life. Bon-Bon seems like the kind of pony I would never grow tired talking to!"

Ugh, he was hitting on her again.

"In fact", said Blueblood, "one more bad word about Ms. Bon-Bon and I shall disqualify you immediately."

Okay, that was kind of cool on Blueblood's part, but still... he was full of himself.

Minuette smiled insincerely at Bon-Bon.

"We're cool, right?"

"I guess. I don't really care what you say to me." Bon-Bon took out the pepper spray in her saddlebag and pointed it at Minuette.

Blueblood laughed loudly.

"I'm not going to use this thing, but let's say... don't try to hurt me or Lyra.. you know what, do what you want with me but one more word out of your mouth about Lyra and this spray is going right into your face, Minuette."

Blueblood couldn't stop laughing.

"Ugh... you are such a bitch and so low-class. Did you learn that trick in hick school", groaned Minuette.

"You must be pretty dumb if you can't figure out how to use a pepper spray bottle without going to a school."

Blueblood kept on laughing and said, "Oh, my gosh. I must say. You crack me up, Bon-Bon."

"You know what", said Minuette, "I quit! It's obvious you like some curvy low-class earth pony more than a high-class and well-established unicorn such as myself! I am gone."

"Okay, Twinkleshine. I have plenty of ponies to choose from without you anyway."

Minuette growled and rushed out of the castle.

"You. Pony with the stars on her flank, you're next."

Blueblood and Twinkleshine went out.

"So, Lyra. How was your date with Blueblood?"

"He is so handsome. I loved the way he rolled his eyes when I talked about humans. He did what you would do. He did offer a surprise I wasn't expecting."

"What kind of surprise?"

"Blueblood said enthusiastically, "How about a back massage?", at first, I assumed that he was going to massage my back, so I moved towards him but he shook his head and pointed to his own back. I gave Prince Blueblood a back massage."

"You are quite good at them", said Bon-Bon with a smile.

"Yea, but I was still shocked. I was um... I guess... I expected him to be more er..."

"Chivalrous?"

"Yea, that's it! He didn't compliment me once. He didn't do anything special for me."

"Lyra, that sounds awful. He invited you to go on a date with him. He should have been more of a gentlecolt. Did he have trouble remembering your name?"

"He didn't address me by my name. He called me Turquoise."

Bon-Bon giggled.

"I told you Blueblood is an ass."

"I know... I know... but still, imagine being married to a handsome prince like him! Who knows? I might be able to change Blueblood's ways! He remembered that my favorite topic of discussion is humans!"

Hah, good luck with trying to change him...

Twinkleshine and Blueblood returned.

"Thank you, every pony. I shall make my decision tomorrow morning on the television. It was a pleasure to see all three of you. Good night, Turquoise, Twily Spark, and Bon-Bon."

Blueblood didn't have much trouble remembering Bon-Bon's name...

Blueblood kissed Bon-Bon on the cheek and whispered in Bon-Bon's ear, "Thank you for coming."

"Good night and good cheers to you all", said Blueblood.

Bon-Bon and Lyra took the train back to Ponyville. Bon-Bon was sleepy. Despite being a very light sleeper, she was able to fall asleep on the train right away.

The next day...

The TV was on. Bon-Bon couldn't believe it. Was she going to lose Lyra soon to Prince Blueblood? Bon-Bon hoped that Blueblood found Twinkleshine more to his liking.

"My fellow ponies! I have come here on your television screens to announce that I have chosen a wife. I went on dates with the three final contenders. They all come from families which my mother approves of greatly. However, I must apologize to the Heartstrings, the Stars, and the Moneytimes in advance. Their daughters were all lovely, beautiful, and from generations of proper breeding. However, none of them have properly captured my heart. I had met another pony last night. This pony's beauty, intellect, and good nature have captured my heart completely. I certainly know that she and I will have perfect children together. She is also incredibly modest. I know this since she didn't enter herself into my competition when thousands of single mares threw themselves at me. I would have never expected a Ponyville-raised mare with humble roots and no connections to have enchanted me, but she has. Congratulations, Sweetie Bon-Bon Drops, you shall be my wife!"

Wait... what!?!? Bon-Bon couldn't believe what just happened. She could say no though, right?

Author's Note

I hope you're all liking it!

Interviewing Bon-Bon

Bon-Bon couldn't believe this. Was Prince Blueblood trying to make her life as miserable as possible?
Lyra was laughing hysterically.

"Oh, Bon-Bon! I would be angry that I didn't win.. but... but... this is just way too funny. Prince Blueblood is in love with you! Wow.. I'll take your spot if you like."

"Please do. I think I can turn Blueblood down, right?"

"Yea, sure. I wonder if there will be any ramifications for turning down the prince."

"As long as it doesn't involve being sent to the moon, I think I will be alright."

There was a knock on the door. Lyra rushed to get it. Bon-Bon felt the butterflies in her stomach. She knew this couldn't be good.

It was some dorky-looking pegasus who wore thick glasses. He had a camera and a notepad.
Bon-Bon could see him but she was in no mood to say hello.

"Excuse me, miss", said the pegasus, "is Ms. Sweetie Bon-Bon Drops home right now?"

"Oh yes, she is", said Lyra, "Bonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbon, this guy wants to talk with you!"

"It won't be long, just the typical journalism questions", said the pegasus.

Ugh, a journalist. Whatever. Bon-Bon had the pepper spray ready. She made her way to the door.

"Hello there, Ms. Sweetie Drops. I am Meteor Maverick, a journalist with Ponyville Daily."

"Hi. I suppose I know why you are here."

"Yes. Ponyville desires the scoop on exactly what happened between you and Prince Blueblood."

"Okay. One rule though. If you try to force me into saying stuff I don't want to say, see this pepper spray there. You seem like a smart fellow and I don't think I need to say more."

"Understood. So, is it true that you never entered Blueblood's competition?"

"Yes, that is true."

"Why was that?"

"I didn't think Prince Blueblood was my type. Actually, I always found myself more attracted to mares."

"Are you and your roommate an item?"

Bon-Bon wanted to answer yes but how would Lyra take that?
Lyra beat Bon-Bon to the answer.

"We aren't an item but we are very close friends."

"Yea, we do everything together", added Bon-Bon.

"What will you do now, Ms. Drops? Especially since Prince Blueblood has chosen you to be his wife."

"Ummm... this isn't live, right?"

"Nah. Everything you say is going into tomorrow's Ponyville Daily though."

"I don't understand why Blueblood has chosen me. We only talked for a few minutes. I didn't enter his competition because I wasn't interested like everypony else. I can't understand why he sincerely wants me to be his wife. Can he truly say he loves me given the little exposure we have had? I see this as an extension of one of his greatest personality flaws: his sense of entitlement. He thinks he can just whisk me away because he says so. Whatever I did to earn Blueblood's love, I don't know. However, has he earned my love yet? Absolutely not."

"Wow. Seems like you're quite critical of the prince, Bon-Bon."

"I guess we should make the following clear. If Prince Blueblood can earn my love, I will love him."
Fat chance. There would be nothing Blueblood could do to earn her love.. more like, there wasn't anything Blueblood would be willing to do in order to earn her love.

"Interesting. I suppose this means you are offering Blueblood the challenge of his lifetime."

"Yes, I am!"

"Anything else you would like to add?"

"No. I think I have made my stance clear. If Blueblood wishes to have me in his life instead of the thousand mares who willingly subjected themselves to humiliation and competition in order to see if he would choose them, he must prove to me that he is worthy of my love."

"Hmmm", said Meteor Maverick with a smile, "from this, I take it that you aren't crossing off Blueblood entirely."

This was the perfect plan. Blueblood would probably be offended by Bon-Bon's challenge and leave her alone. If he got nasty, Bon-Bon would have the pepper spray on her side.

"I am not. It is still far too early to judge Blueblood at this point, one way or another."

"Do you consider Blueblood to be handsome?"

Meteor Maverick was growing some balls.. this had to end.

"Remember, Meteor Maverick about what I said regarding questions I wish to not answer."

"I'll take that as a yes, m'lady."

"I never said yes."

"But you never said no."

"Ugh. Fine. He is a good-looking stallion. However, that is perhaps the only positive quality I have seen in him thus far."

"Thank you. I think I got all that I need."

The nerdy pegasus grinned. He must have thought he struck gold.

"Meteor Maverick, I understand you're just doing your job but you need to understand that what you post could hurt my life pretty badly. If Blueblood reads something where I think he's handsome, he'll just try harder to get me with his old ways."

"Was I watching the same show you were on last night?"

"What do you mean?"

"I saw you and Blueblood. He treated you like a lady. He was a total ass to the other three, but he acted differently around you."

"If Blueblood is such a nice guy, then he'll understand why I'm not ready to marry him."

"I'm guessing you didn't watch the dates."

"No, of course not. I've been always tuning that shit out whenever it's on. I certainly didn't need to watch Blueblood's dates last night either."

"Did you wonder how he knew your name without you saying it?"

"I dunno.. he's a prince.. maybe the royal Equestrian Empire is spying on us and... oh... Lyra."

"Yes, while that date mostly consisted of Lyra talking about humans. Blueblood did ask about you. That's how he learned your name and he remembered it."

"Good for him, that puts him in between Snails and Sweetie Belle in the intelligence department. Wow, he has exceeded my expectations, woo hoo."

"Where do I land in that? And remember that I've been asking the right questions."

"Mr. Maverick, your smarts are like Blueblood's good looks. It's your one positive trait."

"Hey, I can fly better than you."

"I would fly better than you if I had wings."

"You crack me up, Bon-Bon. Has anypony ever told you that?"

Blueblood.

"Everypony has told me that."

"It's been a real pleasure talking to you. Also, I'm not saying you should give Blueblood a chance. It's just that..."

"...you want a good story. Let's cut the crap here."

"Fine. Well, I better get going. Want to get this story out, thank you for your time."

Meteor Maverick flew away.

Lyra was watching from behind.

"Ooh, Bon-Bon. I think you did a nice job."

"Blueblood probably thinks I'll just marry him because he wants me to be his wife. I'll show him that he can't have me that easily."

"Wait. I thought you didn't like Blueblood. You always talked about how you hated him."

"I do because I love you. Your gushing over Blueblood honestly bothered me at times."

"Not as much as hearing you and Flitter having loud sex in your room."

That was probably the biggest mistake on Bon-Bon's part. She was far too shy to ask Lyra out so she went for the more assertive and take-charge Flitter who actually asked Bon-Bon out on a date. Bon-Bon and Lyra stared at each other. Bon-Bon wanted to go in for the kiss, but she was afraid that Lyra would refuse to reciprocate.

Bon-Bon wanted to start things with Lyra so badly, but mistakes were made in the past. The irony was that Blueblood, the pony of Lyra's desires, was now enamored with Bon-Bon. Lyra loved Blueblood. Blueblood loved Bon-Bon. Bon-Bon loved Lyra. The clichéd love triangle was complete!

"Lyra, may I ask something?"

"Of course."

"Are you still interested in Blueblood?"

Lyra laughed loudly and then said, "A little bit, I guess. Blueblood and I did talk a little bit on our date, he was very curious about you. Any compliment he made was about you and not me. I felt like I was simply your messenger giving him information on you. After he was satisfied, he let me ramble on about humans. I just think you would be a much better fit for Blueblood than me."

Exactly what Meteor Maverick said, except Lyra went even further to bring up "fit". Bon-Bon didn't give a shit if she was a good fit for Blueblood. Blueblood was certainly not a good fit for her.

"No wonder he's so gaga over me then. You must have told him lie after lie about my awesomeness."

"Tee hee. I guess I did make you pretty awesome."

There was another knock on the door. Ugh, it better not be that dork again.

"Hello. Ms. Bon-Bon? Is it alright with you if I come in?" Blueblood.. just barging in like that out of nowhere!

"Just a minute, there is a lot we need to talk about."

Yes, there was.
Maybe despite Blueblood announcing his love for Bon-Bon on Equestrian Television, maybe he would just go away after one little chat with purpose.

Author's Note

What can come from this Blueblood/Bon-Bon conversation?

Conversing with Blueblood

Besides all the "I can't believe this is happening" thoughts going through Bon-Bon's head, one more thought came to mind.
Could it be possible that Bon-Bon and Prince Blueblood were meant to be?
It seemed stupid. It was stupid. Bon-Bon decided that she would reject Blueblood and hopefully he would be able to take it like an adult.
Lyra had hid away in her room. She didn't want to "ruin the moment".

Bon-Bon opened the door. There was Prince Blueblood in all of his glory. He was dressed in a tuxedo and was carrying a bouquet of roses. The roses admittedly looked nice. They must have been a Canterlot breed of rose.

"For you, my lady."

"Thank you. These roses are very pretty."

"These are a very rare and exotic breed of roses, Ms. Bon-Bon, please take good care of them."

"What kind of roses?"

"These are roses which only exist in Princess Celestia's garden. They are known for their longevity as long as they are given proper care such as water and sunlight."

"Longevity, huh? How old are these roses you've given me?"

"Five hundred years old, 8 months, and 22 days. I made sure to pick roses which were grown by Celestia on your birthday, August 22. Owning a celestial rose which originated on your birthday is supposed to give you good luck, per the old royal legends."

Good luck, huh. Lyra told Blueblood way too much. It was admittedly charming though that Blueblood remembered her birthday.

"Yet again, thank you. I must admit that I am surprised."

"You only deserve the best, Ms. Bon-Bon."

Bon-Bon blushed. This wasn't the Blueblood she saw on television. This wasn't the Blueblood who treated Lyra like she didn't matter.

"Let me put these roses in some water."

"Oh", said Blueblood looking through his saddlebag, "I have a special vase for the roses. The vase is blessed with Celestia's magic."

Bon-Bon smiled at Blueblood. Why was he doing all of this? Was he simply trying to manipulate her? That seemed like the most likely scenario, however, Bon-Bon would take the roses.

Blueblood used his magic to put the roses carefully into the vase and then placed it on the dining room table.

"Oh, Lyra is such a slob. I hope she doesn't muddle with the roses."

"Who's Lyra?"

Bon-Bon chuckled. Blueblood really wasn't paying attention to the ponies his mother picked for him. It didn't surprise Bon-Bon one bit.

"Oh, I think you met her before. She is.. er... turquoise."

"Turquoise! Of course! The human-loving unicorn. No offense to her, but I don't know why mother picked her for me."

"I know why and that is something which I think will be problematic for us if you know.. I.. er.. marry you."

"What is that exactly? My mother already said I could marry you."

"The reason why she picked my friend, Lyra, for you is that Lyra comes from one of Canterlot's high society families. Lyra was raised to understand all of these wacky and outdated customs which only rich ponies would understand. I come from a very modest family. My parents still live in a charming but small cottage on the other side of Ponyville. The only high society functions I have ever been to was to watch Lyra play in a concert."

"Funny. You seem much more high-society to me than Ms. Lyra."

"She marches to the beat of her own drum. However, she understands and is familiar with all the terminology."

"You're a bright mare! I think you would catch on right away. Is that really the only issue?"

It wasn't, but damn it... Bon-Bon wasn't really in the mood to talk about the other stuff.

"Ummm... I... don't know. It's just that.. I don't think we know each other well enough to know if marriage is such a wise decision."

"Oh.. I see", said Prince Blueblood with a look of sadness on his face.

"I'm sorry but now isn't the time."

"I think I understand but.. am surprised. I thought it was every mare's dream to be my wife."

"You can't actually think that."

"I am a prince after all, it is to a pony's benefit to marry me."

Bon-Bon rolled her eyes. Blueblood didn't make a complete 180.

"What? Does that seem preposterous to you", asked Blueblood.

"No, since you're a prince, but it is awfully pompous for you to say that."

"I apologize. I will be better-behaved around you for now on."

Bon-Bon had to feel sorry for Blueblood. There was something kind of pathetic about him. He might have sincerely had feelings for Bon-Bon. Or was this all the scheming of a cold and calculating playboy who wanted to add Bon-Bon to his "ponies I slept with" list? Blueblood was more clever than Bon-Bon had anticipated.

"Hey, it's okay", said Bon-Bon, "it's just that, for me, marriage is a life-long commitment and I really need to be 100% confident that I want to get married to you."

"You are making plenty of sense", admitted Blueblood, "I was wondering though if you would be interested in going on a date with me."

"A what!?!?", joked Bon-Bon.

Blueblood groaned. "Pardon me. I know I must be sounding like an ass and far too forward."

Bon-Bon chuckled. "I was kidding. It's not a big deal. You did bring me nice flowers. I think that's worth a date."

Blueblood grinned. It was the kind of grin Bon-Bon would see on Lyra when she got excited about something or Pinkie Pie on a regular basis.

"Thank you, Ms. Bon-Bon." Blueblood held his front hoof into Bon-Bon's front hoof and said, "I hope to make you proud.'

"I would love to see you try."

"You can count on me, my lady." Blueblood kissed Bon-Bon on the cheek.

"So, what does my knight in shining armor have planned for our date?"

"Oh, so many wonderful things. Does tomorrow night work for you? Even though you look absolutely gorgeous right now, I think you should look your fanciest tomorrow night."

"Tomorrow night is fine with me."

"Thank you, Ms. Bon-Bon."

"No need to call me Ms. Bon-Bon. Bon-Bon is fine enough."

"Certainly. I suppose we are heading to the point where formalities can be relinquished."

"As long as the relinquishment of formalities doesn't mean I have to sleep with you right now, I think it's okay."

Blueblood laughed and commented, "Turquoise told me that you are the Queen of Cynics."

"No one needed to tell me that you are the King of Assholes."

"King? But my dear", said Blueblood putting his forehoof on Bon-Bon's back, "I am the Prince of Assholes."

Bon-Bon smiled, at least Blueblood was self-aware of his personality flaws, that counted for something, right?

"I suppose I should get going. I need to plan this date and make it perfect."

"Are you going to ask your mommy?"

"Mother might offer some good advice."

"Remember though. Your mother is some high-class unicorn from Canterlot. I'm a middle-class earth pony from Ponyville, keep that in mind."

"But you are both mares, that should mean something."

"I suppose. Where should I meet you?"

"How about I pick you up at your apartment at 6 PM tomorrow?"

"Perfect. I will see you then."

"Farewell, my lady."

Bon-Bon watched as Blueblood got into his carriage. The 'engine' started to run on the carriage and it drove away.

Bon-Bon thought to herself, "Am I in over my head here? I could probably turn down Blueblood whenever I felt like it, but what if I can't?"

Probably the strongest motivation for Bon-Bon at this point was curiosity, could Prince Blueblood sweep her off her hooves?
Tomorrow would be the time to find out. She just had to make sure she was fully ready for the date. She would go to the spa tomorrow and possibly to some dress shop in town to buy a brand new dress. Bon-Bon need to ensure that any potential screw-ups were his and not hers, that would allow Bon-Bon to make her final decision confidently.

Author's Note

I hope all of you are enjoying the story.

The next two weeks at work are going to be nuts, but I will try to add new chapters when I can.

The Spa

Bon-Bon entered the Ponyville Spa with Lyra. She wanted to look her best for herself. It certainly wasn't for that Blueblood fellow.

The trip to the spa was awkward at best and intrusive at worst. Every pony wanted to know about Bon-Bon and Blueblood in front of Lyra. Bon-Bon would always respond, "Read the paper."

But there was Pinkie Pie. She wouldn't take that as an answer. The pink pony seemed terrified that this would mean Bon-Bon was going to abandon Lyra for Blueblood. Pinkie's tail suddenly twitched and she told Bon-Bon that there was going to be a real doozy. Pinkie sense. Can't explain it but Bon-Bon had lived in Ponyville long enough to know not to take it lightly. Hopefully, the only doozy was going to be Blueblood's tears when Bon-Bon turned him down. Bon-Bon would never leave Lyra behind for him. Even if she decided she was madly in love with the prince, keeping Lyra around would be mandatory. Fuck him if he gets jealous.

"Bonnie, is what Pinkie feared anything I should worry about?", asked Lyra.

"Of course not, you are best pony. No cocky prince is going to get in the way of our friendship."

"You're right. Hell, you don't even really like the guy."

"Yup."

But inside, Bon-Bon wasn't so sure anymore about that. She didn't want to admit it but Blueblood had impressed her already.

Bon-Bon saw that Fluttershy and Rarity were relaxing in the hot tub.

"Hi Fluttershy", called out Bon-Bon.

"Hi Bon-Bon and Lyra", said the yellow pegasus softly.

Rarity said, "Hello Bon-Bon. Hello Lyra. As for Bon-Bon, I suppose I should be referring to you as Mrs. Blueblood now."

Bon-Bon couldn't help herself. She had to mess around with Rarity.

"Umm, pardon me, but who are you?"

The unicorn said, "How could you forget who I am after all of these years?"

Bon-Bon shrugged.

The unicorn continued, "Unbelievable. You were the valedictorian of our class at Ponyville High and you can't remember something as simple as who I am."

Bon-Bon shrugged again and commented, "I don't think I ever had to learn that in school."

"You remembered Fluttershy's name just fine!"

"I guess Fluttershy just sticks out more to me."

"It's okay", said the unicorn with a sly smile. She knew what Bon-Bon was up to.

"It's good to see you again, Rarity", said Bon-Bon.

"So, I want all the scoop. How does it feel that you are now Blueblood's wife?"

"Well, I haven't said yes to him yet."

"You haven't? Between you and me, I can understand why."

"Please enlighten me."

"I don't think I have ever told you this, but I was bestowed with the honor to date Prince Blueblood myself. We were at the Grand Galloping Gala together. He was not a gentlecolt at all. He was rude, arrogant, and self-absorbed. It was the worst night ever. I didn't want to have anything to do with him after that fiasco at the Gala. I am perhaps the only other unmarried mare besides you in Ponyville who didn't enter her name into the competition."

"What about your five friends?"

"Oh", said Fluttershy meekly, "I decided to enter."

"Fluttershy didn't pay attention to me when I was telling her how awful he was."

"Oh, sorry."

"It's okay, Fluttershy."

"I'm sorry I made you mad."

"No, no.. no worries. Blueblood is handsome."

"He sure is. Congratulations, Bon-Bon."

"Thank you, Fluttershy", Bon-Bon said.

"I wonder why Blueblood picked you", said Rarity with a cool air, "you clearly had no interest in him."

"Maybe that was why he picked me. I might have seemed 'hard-to-get' for Blueblood."

"Ah, so you are here to look your prettiest, huh?"

"I am always my prettiest, Rarity."

"Of course, I should have known that. So, do tell me about what the prince was like to you."

"He was actually quite gracious and kind to me."

"Yes", Fluttershy piped in, "I saw it on TV."

"You watched that dreadful reality dating show", asked Rarity.

"Sorry, I just found the show to be real interesting to watch. He had three contenders left and there was Bon-Bon."

"Blueblood thinks Lyra's name is Turquoise", commented Bon-Bon.

"Heavens! I wonder what he thinks my name is."

"Probably Stuck-up Bitch."

"Oh, Bon-Bon", said Rarity while rolling her eyes, "you always know how to crack my funny bone. Perhaps, you two are meant for each other."

"Perhaps." Bon-Bon admittedly was glad to know that Blueblood's treatment of her was unique. It seemed he treated Rarity even worse than he treated Lyra.

On the other hoof, why should she care one bit about what Blueblood thought off her or any other pony?
She was going to turn down Blueblood and let him find somepony else, right?

Rarity sighed, "Come on, Bon-Bon and Lyra. Join me and Fluttershy in this hot tub."

Bon-Bon and Lyra got in the tub. The water was relaxing and soothing. Perhaps, it would allow her to think about whether Blueblood is the one for her or not.

Bon-Bon closed her eyes. In her mind, she could see Prince Blueblood and Lyra Heartstrings.
Both of them were telling Bon-Bon, "You can only love me and not the other!"
The two unicorns were quarrelling with one another. Suddenly, Lyra shot a beam of magic at Blueblood and made him disappear.
"Aren't you happy, Bon-Bon? I made Blueblood disappear!"

"Where did he go?"

"I dunno. Magic is magic."

Bon-Bon should have been relieved, but she felt angry instead.

"Bonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbon, wake up!!"

Huh?

There was Lyra sitting next to her. They were still in the hot tub. Rarity and Fluttershy were gone.

"Silly Bon-Bon", said Lyra, "you fell asleep in the hot tub."

"Where did Rarity and Fluttershy go?"

"They had to leave to do whatever it is they normally do."

"Fluttershy is a model and Rarity is a nobody."

"Yup. What are you supposed to be doing now? I mean, it's only an hour till your date with Prince Blueblood."

An hour?

"Lyra, why the hell did you not wake me up before?"

"You looked so cute and relaxed sleeping like that. I couldn't."

"I still look like crap. I was supposed to get a facial and a hooficure and..."

"Didn't you do your own hooficure three days ago?"

"Yea, but still, the spa apparently makes everything better. Blueblood is going to think I'm some low-class pony who doesn't know the finer things in life and..."

"Oh, so you do care."

"Umm.. of course not. I just don't want to give Blueblood any reason to reject me when I um... turn him down."

"Come on, Bonnie! I know you too well. You have a.. well.. it's not a crush since he obviously likes you back.. but you feel something for Prince Blueblood. See, I told you that I wasn't just being shallow when I liked him."

Yea, she was..Lyra fell in love with Blueblood without having a single conversation with him. Bon-Bon wasn't even in love with him, but she did converse with him and get some idea of what his character was supposed to be like. However, Bon-Bon promised herself to not go there with Lyra.

"Don't worry, Lyra. You're my true love."

"Tee hee, you're funny, Bon-Bon."

"Pinkie Pie told us a week ago that we look like such a great couple."

"She's Pinkie Pie, why does she do anything?"

"I suppose."

"I know you love me and I love you too. But, I know that you are also thinking about Blueblood."

"Why has he been treating me so differently than he treats other ponies?"

"I don't know, maybe he wants to mess with your head or something crazy like sleep with you."

"Every pony wants to sleep with me, Lyra. What makes Blueblood so different?"

"To start, he's a prince and he has an abundant amount of wealth. Blueblood will set you for life and you can leave that shitty corporate ladder climbing job."

"Wouldn't it be much more worthwhile to become wealthy by climbing to the top of that corporate ladder than marry some wealthy prick", asked Bon-Bon, "my parents always said that hard work is the best path to success."

"Nah, screw that. While we're talking though, shouldn't you be going to Canterlot?"

"Yikes!! I gotta go, you're right!"

Bon-Bon rushed out of the spa. Her confidence had dropped tremendously. She left not looking like a goddess but typical Bon-Bon. Blueblood was going to hate her for being so ugly. Bon-Bon stopped at her apartment, took a quick shower, put on one of her dresses and rushed to the next train to Canterlot. How could she get Blueblood to love her tonight. No wait, that's not what she should be thinking, rather it was being warranted to turn down Blueblood tonight.

Author's Note

The date begins next chapter.
Sorry if this chapter felt a little rushed. I was planning to make this a longer scene originally, but this felt more "short and sweet" as I was writing it.

The Knight

Bon-Bon couldn't be late. She needed to be perfect for this date.
Absolutely perfect! The train to Canterlot needed to go faster.
The earth pony looked outside the window with the hopes that the train would arrive at exactly 5:58 PM.
No, scratch that. Earlier would be better.

Suddenly, Bon-Bon heard a familiar voice.
"Hi Bon-Bon, funny running into you on this train!"
The voice was loud and high-pitched. Pinkie Pie.
What was Pinkie doing? Would she embarrass Bon-Bon in front of Blueblood?

"Bon-Bon, you're famous now!"

"Yea, I guess."

"Everypony is calling you Blueblood's unexpected lover! Isn't that cute?"

"That doesn't sound cute at all, Pinkie Pie."

"Oh, I see somepony is a Ms. Grumpy McMeany Pants today."

"I'm sorry, Pinkie. I am not really that comfortable with being in the spotlight."

"Oh, of course! Not every pony is like me."

Bon-Bon thought to herself, she and Pinkie couldn't be more different.

"So, what brings you to Canterlot?"

"A cupcake convention!"

"Sounds yummy."

"So, what about you? Did you break up with Lyra to date Blueblood?"

"No.. um...."

"Rarity told me all about Blueblood and the interesting characteristics of his personality."

Rarity... for all they knew, Blueblood treated her so poorly because Rarity acted like a greedy golddigger. Jeez.. why was Bon-Bon defending Blueblood in her mind? This has to stop!

"I know all about that stuff. I just figured that well.. Blueblood hasn't been mean to me yet."

"Yet!! I know of a sexy unicorn mare back home who will never be mean to you.."

"Wow, you should win the Queen of Fucking Subtlety. Perhaps, Princess Celestia will give you a crown."

"Oh, I know. They should call me Pinkie Subtlety Pie! I think Celestia will crown you as Princess Potty Mouth of Ponyville."

"Princess Celestia will change my cutie mark into a toilet just to emphasize that for me."

"She can change cutie marks?"

"I don't know. Why don't you ask her?"

"I want my cutie mark to be um..... to think about it... nothing is better than balloons."

The train finally arrived at Canterlot.
It was 5:58. Thank Celestia!

"You could stay with me a little longer", said Pinkie Pie, "the convention doesn't start till 7."

"I am meeting some pony in two minutes."

"Ah, I guess it's a 'secret'."

"Last thing I need is the fucking media on my case."

"Don't worry", said Pinkie with a smile, "I'll make sure the media stays far away from you tonight. Have some fun! I just hope that Blueblood character doesn't do anything to destroy you."

"I'm a strong mare", replied Bon-Bon, "don't worry about me."

"Ooh, I will be at the cupcake convention early! La la la la la la!!" Pinkie bounced off.

It was 6:15.

Where was Blueblood? He said that he would meet her at the train station.
Bon-Bon grew nervous. What if he decided to bail on her?
Why should that matter? Oh fuck it! Yes, all of this did matter to her. She didn't know why, but perhaps reason was not meant to play a role in these matters.

"Good evening, Ms. Bon-Bon. I hope you are doing well tonight."
It was indeed Prince Blueblood. He was dressed up in a suit and carried a sword.. wait what?

"Good evening, Sir Blueblood. I am doing quite well. Might I ask what a handsome prince such as yourself is doing with a sword?"

"I figured you would ask that. I have something most exquisite planned for our date. It is only the appetizer, but it will be a most exciting one."

"With a sword?" Bon-Bon knew that Blueblood was going to try to impress her with something. She decided it would be a little fun to mock his sense of pride.

"Yes, my dear. Are you familiar with the Horse Knights?"

"I am somewhat. My friend, Lyra, actually really loves that stuff though. I've never really been into fantasy."

"Fantasy? Ho ho ho! This is very much reality, Bon-Bon."

"Perhaps. I think the real fantasy is you doing anything spectacular with that sword."

"And the sassy maiden speaks!"

"The sassy maiden speaks the truth about what is weak and what is strong."

"This sounds like a challenge", responded Blueblood, "I shall slay a dragon for you!"

"Ummm, Blueblood. I don't think Twilight Sparkle would like it much when she sees Spike got killed by your sword."

"What? No no no. I do not wish to fight a baby dragon. This would be considered unacceptable and unimpressive to the sassy maiden which I, the Horse Knight, wish to impress. No, my dear lady. I will use this sword to slay a real dragon."

"Spike's a real dragon."

"You know what I mean."

"No, I don't."

"Does Ms. Sassy wish to watch me fight a dragon?"

"Ms. Sassy will watch since she believes this will be amusing. She just hopes her sweet prince will not be injured."

"It is risky. However, I know that Ms. Sassy will be most happy to see how strong I really am."

"Ms. Sassy knows that her prince is humble since he does not speak in the third person."

"My next task will be to teach Ms. Sassy how to be humble."

It was refreshing to Bon-Bon to see that Blueblood not only had a good sense of humor but also did a decent job of keeping up with her in the snarky department. Kind of like Lyra. Celestia, no! This arrogant and proud prince was nothing like Lyra except that they both were unicorns!

"Come on, Bon-Bon. It is time to fight dragons."

"Okay, big shot."

Blueblood whistled and a limo appeared.

"The dragons don't live particularly close", said Blueblood with a whisper.

"Don't worry, Blueblood. I will protect you."

Of course, Blueblood would use a limo to get to wherever they needed to go, thought Bon-Bon. Princes weren't expected to rely on lowly public transportation.

Blueblood was looking at his sword, making sure it was sharp enough.

What was going to happen? Was Blueblood going to slay a poor, helpless baby dragon like Spike? That wouldn't impress Bon-Bon. It would horrify her. She was hoping Blueblood would fight something larger, but would he be able to fight a larger dragon? What if Blueblood got hurt... whatever, this was all his damn fault.

The limo arrived at a volcanic area.

"Thank you, Sotheby", said Blueblood.

"You're welcome, Prince Blueblood and Lady Bon-Bon", said Sotheby with a Canterlot accent, "when do you expect to return?"

"Ho ho! Lady Bon-Bon will definitely be back within two hours. However, we will see if I survive my fight with a dragon."

"Heh heh. If you're gone, your mother is going to kill me."

"Can't you use your magic to protect yourself from my mother's wrath?"

"Her magic is stronger than mine, but even if I survive, to earn your mother's scorn would be a horror. Bon-Bon, if Blueblood gets killed by a dragon, my advice would be to go back to Ponyville as soon as possible."

"Aw", said Bon-Bon, "you mean, I won't have time to celebrate the prince's death here."

"My dear Ms. Sassy", commented Blueblood lightly, "you can throw a big party back at Ponyville. I heard one of your friends, Cheese Pie, is quite the party preparer."

Cheese Pie? Oh, Blueblood.

"I don't know a Cheese Pie. I do know a Pinkie Pie though. Perhaps, that is the one you are talking about."

"She certainly is very pink, so perhaps. She is a clever one. She told me that she organized an impromptu cupcake convention in Canterlot so the media would ignore us on our date. How she knew? I don't know."

"She's Pinkie Pie, that's all you need to know."

"Enough chit chat! I want to fight a dragon."

"What if the dragon tries to kill me instead?"

"I shall not let that happen, my lady." Blueblood held Bon-Bon's front hoof and kissed it.

Bon-Bon followed Prince Blueblood into a pit where they saw four dragons hanging out. They weren't particularly large, but somewhere in between a baby dragon and a full-grown dragon.

"Dragons are known for their arrogant and brute nature", whispered Blueblood to Bon-Bon, "especially one that is a teenager. I bet I could provoke one of these dragons to fight me."

"Are you sure you can do this", whispered Bon-Bon back, "it's sweet that you're trying to impress me in such a spectacular way, but this looks dangerous."

"I have a sword", commented Blueblood, "perhaps, Ms. Sassy would have trouble wielding the sword against a dragon but I do not."

"Perhaps, Ms. Sassy simply has had too much sense to try."

"Let's begin." Blueblood called his throat and called out, "Hey, idiots!"

The dragons all turned their heads.

"I am Prince Blueblood and I have been decreed to sentence one of you to execution."

The lean red dragon laughed loudly. His friends joined him in laughter.

"A namby-pamby pony and his little girlfriend are here to fight one of us", said the red dragon, "perhaps you're the idiot."

The dragons shared a hearty laugh.

"This namby pamby pony has a sword", said Blueblood, "also lay one claw on my girlfriend and Equestria will annihilate all the dragons with a toxic poison gas."

"What if we lay a claw on you, pony prince", asked the dragon.

"It's okay", said Bon-Bon, "nopony is going to care."

"That is correct, added Blueblood.

"Very well", said the dragon with confidence, "I shall fight you, princy-poo." His friends laughed with him.

Blueblood charged his sword at the red dragon saying, "I, Prince Blueblood, will fight for my lady's honor."

"I, Garble, will fight since ponies suck", said the dragon.

Blueblood's sword missed Garble. Garble took a swipe at Blueblood, chopping off a small part of his mane. Uh oh, Blueblood must not be happy about that.

Blueblood didn't drop the sword though and took another stab getting Garble in the chest and pushed the sword deeper and pulled it out. Just a little scratch? Underwhelming.

Suddenly, Garble began to cry. "Owwwwwww, you hurt me. Guys, did you see that? The pony gave me a little boo-boo." Tears went down Garble's eyes. Garble's friends seemed confused.

"I mean", said Garble, " come on guys. Fighting this pony is a waste of time. Let's get out of here."

The dragons flew away.

"I didn't realize dragons were such wimps", said Bon-Bon while smiling, "but, I'm proud of you, my knight."

Blueblood and Bon-Bon kissed.

The Mother

Prince Blueblood was a good kisser, thought Bon-Bon.
The two ponies engaged in a long and passionate kiss.
Bon-Bon could tell that Blueblood was really into her.

"Prince Blueblood and Lady Bon-Bon, we should get going now. Blueblood's mother might grow worried."

It was Sotheby.

The two finished their kiss.
Blueblood whispered in Bon-Bon's ear, "You must meet my mother. She has been wanting to meet you so badly."

"I think I'll have time for that, my mother isn't worried about me.

'That is awful. I suppose it is because you're a daughter and not a son. I have heard that mothers favor their sons."

So delightfully naïve, thought Bon-Bon. Blueblood was just a momma's boy.
The two of them got into the limo.

"Who told you that, Blueblood?"

"My mother."

"L O L, you crack me up, you know that, right?"

"I suppose things are different in Ponyville then."

"Yes, they are. Mothers abandon their children upon birth at Ponyville. We all live in a cramped orphanage together and have to fend for ourselves. No mommies where we are."

"Oh my", said Blueblood with a hint of sarcasm, "I suppose I should worry about having a child with you. It shall be most sad if you treat our child like a Ponyville mother."

"Depends on how well you treat me", said Bon-Bon with a subtle wink.

"As long as you don't become like one of those dreadful 'Ponyville moms', I will treat you like a queen."

A queen? Please tell me. Of what are you a king?"

"I, Blueblood, am the King of Sexiness. I am the epitome of what is sexy and what is not."

"So, it's sexy to be a little momma's boy."

"Yes. A man should always have good relations with his mother."

Good answer, thought Bon-Bon, he was probably better at comebacks than she was.

Bon-Bon smiled and kissed Blueblood on the cheek.

"I have made you proud?"

"Nope. I am just a little slut that kisses everything in sight."

"Well well, Ms. Sassy. I will need to keep an eye out on that."

Bon-Bon wanted to make a joke about kissing Blueblood's mother, but she had a feeling that wouldn't go over too well even if Blueblood pretend to find it amusing.

The two ponies arrived at Blueblood's castle.

"Thank you, Sotheby, for driving us back", said Bon-Bon.

"My pleasure, Lady Bon-Bon. Lady Opulence is looking forward to meeting you."

"Likewise."

The castle was incredible. Bon-Bon couldn't believe that Blueblood actually lived in this place. It wasn't as large as the Heartstrings mansion but the interior was much more elegant and well-polished.

"Wow, this castle looks like it is fit for a prince", commented Bon-Bon, "who lives here?"

"This will soon be your castle, my lady."

"But who owns the castle now? You don't look like you would belong in here."

"If that is the case, I must not be a resident of this castle. I will research the matter and get back to you whenever I get an answer."

"My shining knight, always thinking of what is best for me."

"That is the truth, Ms. Sweetie Drops", Blueblood kissed Bon-Bon on the forehead.

"I see that you're a little slut that kisses everything on sight too, perhaps we are made for each other."

"Perhaps."

"A little slut that kisses everything on sight, huh", asked a sharp and feminine voice.

Oops, did Blueblood's mother just hear that?

"Ho ho, mother", said Blueblood, "I would like you to meet Lady Bon-Bon."

"Lady Bon-Bon? Hmmmm", said Lady Opulence while looking up and down to examine Bon-Bon, "you look like a lady, but I just heard you not sound like one."

Bon-Bon was scared, just when she was beginning to like the prince, was his mother going to axe it?
She felt herself tremble. Despite what she had just said, Bon-Bon was normally soft-spoken and polite.
"I'm sorry, it was an...", began Bon-Bon.

"My fault", interrupted Blueblood, "I shared some inappropriate jokes with the lady and she was simply repeating what I had said."

"Oh, so that is what happened", said Lady Opulence, "all is forgiven! My little boy can make all the jokes he wants, isn't that right?"

"Yes, it is, mother."

"But", said Lady Opulence sternly, "does this mean my son has fallen in love with a parrot?"

Blueblood laughed loudly. He knew quite well that Bon-Bon was no parrot.

"No, my lady", said Bon-Bon, "I know the difference between what is offensive and what is not offensive. I should have known better to not say such things in the castle. I apologize, my lady, and I hope that you can forgive me."

"We shall see", said Lady Opulence, "I warned my son that Ponyville-raised ponies aren't the most civilized."

"It is okay", said Bon-Bon, "my mother has warned me that Canterlot-raised ponies can be quite stuck-up."

"Your mother was wrong."

"As are you."

"Her eating habits are better than mine", said Blueblood.

"Ladies are held to much stricter standards, my son", responded Lady Opulence, "where in heaven's name did you get that dress?"

"Oh, this thing", said Bon-Bon, "I actually got this from my friend's mother."

"Hmmmm, I noticed it looked distinctly Ponyville."

"Funny, you say that", responded Bon-Bon, "I actually obtained this dress from Canterlot. My friend's mother is Ruby Heartstrings. It was a dress she handed down to me while I was at Canterlot University."

"You know Ruby Heartstrings?"

"Mother", said Blueblood, "I told you that I met Bon-Bon through Lyra."

"Hmmm", said Lady Opulence, "so you know the Heartstrings quite well?

"Yes, I do", responded Bon-Bon, "particularly, Lyra Heartstrings of course."

"Friend of the Heartstrings", said Lady Opulence slowly.

"Oh my gosh", said Lady Opulence much quicker, "please do not Ruby and Emerald Heartstrings if I offended you in any way. They are high society to the extreme."

"It's okay, mother", said Blueblood, "so, do you approve of Lady Bon-Bon?"

"What would Emerald and Ruby think about you two marrying?"

"Lyra is okay with it", said Bon-Bon, "she took the loss most gracefully."

"Good thing too", said Blueblood, "last thing I need is to be forced to marry some in-bred high-society mare."

Eh, Bon-Bon would let that pass this one time. She did know that Emerald and Ruby were cousins, so the statement was truthful and Blueblood knew it was true.

"In-breeding isn't that common of course", said Lady Opulence, "but it would explain Lyra and her obsession with humans."

The two of them laughed. Bon-Bon wanted to slap them both right there, even if they were right.
Bon-Bon needed to tell them that she disapproved, screw the consequences. This was Lyra they were insulting.

"Umm, excuse me", said Bon-Bon, "Lyra is a very good friend of mine and it upsets me to hear you two talk about her like that. I might even have to tell Mr. and Mrs. Heartstrings what I heard."

"Oh no no", said Lady Opulence shaking her head quickly, "I am dreadfully sorry. I sometimes forget to think before I speak."

"It is alright, mother", said Blueblood, "I should take the blame on this one. The only point I was trying to make is that proper breeding is more than where you have come from, but Turquoise is a sweet mare. I just didn't think she was right for me. Ms. Bon-Bon, you said she agrees, correct?"

"Yes, she does", said Bon-Bon.
Bon-Bon decided to leave out the part that Lyra found the whole thing hilarious.

"I won't tell Mr. and Mrs. Heartstrings what I had heard from either of you", said Bon-Bon, "it is okay. You both were being honest and that is something of importance and a trait I never expected Blueblood to possess."

"I have never met a lady like you before", said Blueblood.

"Oh yes", said Lady Opulence, "I asked him how the other three ladies were and he could only talk about you."

"Wow", said Bon-Bon, "I always kind of saw myself as a simple pony from Ponyville. There's nothing special about me. The other three mares who were there had much more to their name."

"Nothing special about you", asked Blueblood with a laugh, "that is nonsense! I can barely stand most mares and I tolerate your presence fully and willingly."

"Is that why you ignored those three ladies completely on your dates", asked Lady Opulence, "are they mares you cannot tolerate? I hoof-picked the most high class mares just for you and you turn them down for the self-proclaimed simple pony from Ponyville."

"Self-proclaimed is the key word", said Blueblood, "and you know what, mother. I know exactly what the problem was. You picked all my dates for me. All you did was pick the daughters of your friends and that disappointed me. You never thought about what I wanted. I hated that so much. They all looked at me like I was going to crown them princesses. There was only one pony in the room who seemed to not treat me so superficially and that was Bon-Bon."

"If that is what you want", said Lady Opulence, "go ahead and marry Bon-Bon. She is.. um... well, please don't tell the Heartstrings what I am about to say."

"Fine, I promise", said Bon-Bon.

"Class is more than your upbringing. My dear Blueblood, what I am about to tell you will shock you."

"It is okay, mother."

"I was born and raised in Ponyville myself", said Lady Opulence, "I even was friends with a mare that looks an awful lot like you. Her name is Candy Crush."

"Candy Crush? That's my mother!"

"She's a lot like you. Well-mannered, but an insufferable smartass."

"It's okay, mother", said Blueblood, "I knew about that years ago! Father told me."

Lady Opulence groaned, "Of course, he would."

Blueblood whispered in Bon-Bon's ear, "I told you that you would like my mother."

"Awww, she's like me", whispered Bon-Bon back, "I guess you want to be a momma's boy to me too."

"Nonsense, you twit."

"So, mother", said Blueblood, "do you approve of the wedding?"

"I do", said Lady Opulence, "I think Bon-Bon has the potential to be a high society lady."

"Thank you, mother", said Blueblood, "the final question is..."

Blueblood bent down and pulled out a small gold box, "Ms. Sweetie Bon-Bon Drops, will you marry me?"

The Decision

Bon-Bon couldn't believe the ring which Blueblood had picked out for her.
It was a ten-carat diamond ring with 28 miniature shimmers circling a giant one at the center. It was absolutely gorgeous.
Bon-Bon began to tear up at its beauty.

"W-w-w-wow.. Blueblood.. are you sure you want me to have something so beautiful?"

"Your beauty fits so well with this ring."

"I... don't know what to say."

"You know the answer I wish to hear."

"Yes, it is the answer you wish for me to say... but.. it's just all so sudden."

"You're not going to say no to my little boy, are you", asked Lady Opulence with a tone of sarcastic innocence.

"It is just... I must know, Blueblood. Why do you love me? There are so many other mares out there who are way prettier than me who were willing to throw themselves at you. What was it about me?"

"I thought I explained it quite well to my dear mother before", said Blueblood, "you are the only mares who have ever not judged me based on my social status. You did not assume that I was a great and infallible prince. I am only pony, like you. You are also quite beautiful. Turquoise thinks you are smoking hot, her words."

"That's the other thing, Blueblood. I cannot decide who I love more now: you or Lyra Heartstrings. Feel honored though that you have made it so far."

"Oh, I see. It is okay, Bon-Bon. I think I understand."

"I haven't said no. I just need some time to think about it. I promise I won't be a bitch about it, but I need a day or two to really think about what is right."

"Take your time, my lady. I don't want to force you into making a decision."

Blueblood seemed a tad nonchalant, but in the "Bon-Bon will pick me" sort of way rather than the "I don't care what Bon-Bon does" sort of way.

But damn it, this guy was supposed to be the arrogant, haughty asshole who made that white unicorn who runs the fashion shop all pissy, whatever her name was. This was the guy who didn't give a damn about Lyra on their date. This was the guy who knew that he was hot shit and had most of the world doing exactly what he wanted. Should Bon-Bon really follow through on the whim of a spoiled, young stallion? What if Bon-Bon says yes and Blueblood becomes a prick to her like he is with everypony else? For now, he seemed so damn perfect. Blueblood was the epitome of a gentlecolt.

"Thank you for thinking so much of me", said Bon-Bon, "I never had a stallion be so thoughtful towards me."

"But I suppose this Lyra mare is the most thoughtful of the thoughtful."

Now, he got her name correct too! There was nothing wrong with Blueblood at all.

"She certainly beats me in that regard."

"Well, you are Ms. Sassy. I cannot expect the Queen of Sass to be particularly thoughtful."

"I will certainly put a lot of thought into my decision. Right now, I need to consult with Lyra."

"Makes sense. The same way I consult with Mother."

"Yes. I should get going, but I promise that we will speak again tomorrow."

"Thank you, Bon-Bon."

Bon-Bon took the train back to Canterlot. Pinkie Pie took the seat next to Bon-Bon.

"Hiya Bon-Bon", said Pinkie, "how did your date go?"

"It was good."

"Good? That isn't enough details."

That's the point.

"So Pinkie, how was the cupcake convention?"

"It was super duper awesome! All of Equestria is talking about the cupcakes. For some reason, all the paparazzi found its way there."

"I wonder how that was. No pony was following me and Blueblood."

"I look out for you, Bonnie. You remember that now!"

Bon-Bon smiled at Pinkie. She supposed that was true in some respects.

"Ooh ooh. Let me guess what happened", said Pinkie.

Oh hell no, Pinkie had pony-reading skills like no other pony.

"Let's not."

"Come on! It will be super fun. Prince Blueblood was unexpectedly charming. He took you out on a date where he did something incredibly noble. You two kissed. Blueblood introduced you to mommy. Blueblood proposed to you again and you said you needed time to think about it."

"Let me guess, that was just a hunch."

"Yep."

"You're lucky I tolerate your pink perky ass."

"Okie dokie lokie! So, what are you going to do? How do you think Lyra is going to react if you say yes?"

"Alright Ms. Just a Hunch, you tell me how you think Lyra is going to react."

"Why would you think I know?"

"I don't know if it is going to be good, but I will have to tell her at some point."

"Does that mean you're saying yes to Blueblood?"

"No, it doesn't mean I am saying yes to him, Pinkie Pie. All that means is that I have to prepare for whatever happens."

"Okie dokie lokie! It makes me so sad though that this train ride is almost over. You're one of my favorite ponies to talk to."

"What pony have you not said that to?"

"Oh, I dunno. I can think of... well there's Gilda, but she's a griffon and not a pony. I guess Trixie is kinda stuck-up and I don't care for the fact that she took away my ability to speak that one time and... well, I can't think of anypony else."

"Gee, thanks."

"Whatever you decide, good luck. I just hope you're happy with whatever you do."

"I'm a big filly. I can handle whatever I do."

Bon-Bon arrived at her apartment. She had no idea what she was going to do. Prince Blueblood was incredibly charming and would offer Bon-Bon a wealthy and royal lifestyle. He seemed to love her. However, would he turn into an ass once he got Bon-Bon to marry him? This was something uncertain. Bon-Bon didn't know Blueblood well enough to know whether he was just playing her or if he really loved her. He really did go through a lot to impress her. Hell, Blueblood could even hold his own when Bon-Bon shot him down with her little remarks. Not many stallions or mares could do that.

Bon-Bon opened the door. She saw two dirty plates on the kitchen table. Two? First of all, Bon-Bon wished that Lyra had put the plates in the dishwasher like a responsible mare. It is what Bon-Bon would have done. She couldn't look at such filth anymore. She immediately put them in the sink, scrubbed them up, and put them in the dishwasher. Bon-Bon hated mess of any kind. At least, Prince Blueblood didn't seem to be fond of filth himself.

Secondly, there were two. Did Lyra have somepony over while Bon-Bon was gone?

All of a sudden, Bon-Bon could hear loud moans coming from Lyra's bedroom. Moans of pleasure. Wait, what?
Bon-Bon stood still just to listen to whatever sounds were from the room. She wasn't going to go in of course, but she wanted to hear.

Bon-Bon could hear, "Oh, Noteworthy! Pump harder.. harder... harder... hard OHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Don't.. *pant pant* stop..."

Ugh, Noteworthy. He was some music geek which Lyra hung out with a lot. They were fucking each other? Bon-Bon should have known that they were getting awfully close at the Ponyville Pet Fundraiser. Something felt wrong to Bon-Bon.

Bon-Bon didn't feel sad. She didn't feel disappointed. She wasn't jealous. It wasn't just because Noteworthy was a dweeb. Bon-Bon no longer desired Lyra Heartstrings herself. Why was that? Let's think logically, thought Bon-Bon to herself. Some new pony had entered her life.. one that was... oh no, her heart wanted Blueblood and only Blueblood. Perhaps, Bon-Bon should say yes. She felt like she was falling into a trap. What if Blueblood turned out to be an uncaring and unfaithful husband? What if he simply saw her a prize and nothing more? If it wasn't for Blueblood though, Bon-Bon would have been crying over Noteworthy and Lyra fucking each other.

"I must say yes to Blueblood", said Bon-Bon aloud.

"Bon-Bon, is that you?", said Lyra from inside the room.

"Oh shit, I'm screwed, aren't I?", said Noteworthy.

"No, you are not, the well-endowed Noteworthy", responded Bon-Bon, "I have met my true love a couple days ago and I will tell him that I shall be his wife! I see that Lyra has found her true love as well."

"Wait, I don't love Noteworthy", said Lyra.

"What!?!?!?", whined Noteworthy, "don't say that. Of course, you love me!"

"Yea, you two got together and danced to some a capella music like chumps", said Bon-Bon.

"Who told you that", asked Lyra, "Pinkie Pie?"

"Yes, I believe it was her. She mentioned it to me at the pet fundraiser."

"Wasn't that the changeling who was pretending to be Pinkie Pie?" *

"The timing seems right admittedly, but Plot Convenience or Pinkie Pie, that pony was clearly right about you two." *

"No, she wasn't", argued Lyra, "I've been.. oh.... Bon-Bon, I... uh.... well, I'm sorry. I wanted to love you, Bon-Bon, but my true love is.."

"It's me, right", asked Noteworthy.

"No, my true love is the human", responded Lyra.

"You're so cute, Lyra. Who's higher on your list", asked Noteworthy, "me or Bon-Bon? Remember, you had sex with me just now."

"You think Bon-Bon and I haven't fooled around before", asked Lyra, "I guess I love you two the same."

This admittedly stung Bon-Bon a little bit. How could this whiny prick get as much love from Lyra as Bon-Bon? Did Lyra even know what she wanted out of life? She spent months obsessing over Blueblood. At least, Blueblood gave the impression that he knew exactly what he wanted out of life.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes!!!!! Bon-Bon was going to say yes to Blueblood.

"I have made my decision", said Bon-Bon, "if Prince Blueblood chooses to accept, I shall become Lady Bon-Bon."

"Not a Princess", asked Noteworthy, "you wouldn't make a good princess anyway."

"You would make a fantastic princess, Noteworthy. I guess ponies are meant for different things."

Noteworthy grumbled to himself. Bon-Bon kind of wished she wasn't talking to them through a closed door.
She wanted to see the looks on their faces.

"Very well", said Bon-Bon, "it is time for me to go back to Canterlot and meet up with Prince Blueblood."

"I can say that I am happy for you, Bonnie", said Lyra while crying, "I hope Blueblood is still a gentlecolt once you two are married."

"That is a risk I am willing to take. You two keep on having fun now."

Bon-Bon rushed back to Canterlot. Prince Blueblood was going to be surprised. She got on the train and saw the fashionista unicorn.

"Hello, Bon-Bon", said the fashionista, "I think I can guess what brings you to Canterlot?"

"You probably can."

"I must admit that I am a little jealous."

"Jealous, why?"

"I briefly told you about my encounter with the prince at the Gala, but I was in love with him. I even inadvertently made poor Twilight Sparkle go through the trouble of getting an extra ticket to the Gala so I could go and find my prince. I met Blueblood. I tried to be as charming as I could be. I wanted him to treat me like a lady. However, all he cared about was himself. The Gala was a real mess that year and there was a cake which toppled over. Blueblood hid behind me so I would get hit by the cake."

Heh heh, Blueblood was a neat freak like Bon-Bon.

"The difference between you and me is that you idealized Bluebood from afar. I got to know the real Blueblood, treated him with no expectations of being 'godlike', and that is how we got along."

"I suppose you are a better match for him than me then. If you're still anything like the pony I remember from high school, I can't say I am surprised that you didn't treat him like he was anything special."

Ugh, did she make that comment simply because Bon-Bon didn't spend every waking moment gushing about how beautiful the fashionista was? Whatever.. Bon-Bon decided that she would boost Rarity's ego a little bit, Bon-Bon was in a good mood.

"I disagree. I think that Blueblood has a lot of class like you. I don't think I can make it in his high society world."

"In all seriousness", said Rarity, "I think you have a mighty good shot, best of luck!"

"Thanks Rarity", said Bon-Bon with a smile.

"So, you do know my name?"

"Sometimes I do."

There was Blueblood, waiting patiently at the front of his castle.

"Ho, Lady Bon-Bon", said Blueblood, "this is a surprise."

"I have thought long and hard about it and my answer to your proposal is yes!"

"Thank you Bon-Bon", said Blueblood, "you probably couldn't understand how happy I am right now."

"The same with me."

The two entered into a long and passionate kiss.

Epilogue

Prince Blueblood and Bon-Bon had an extravagant wedding at Princess Celestia's castle. Lyra, Pinkie Pie, and Flitter were Bon-Bon's bridesmaids.

They lived in Blueblood's castle and had two children together: a unicorn filly named Bluebon and an earth pony colt named Bonblood. Blueblood was right, they were destined to have beautiful children together. Much to Bon-Bon's delight, they also inherited sharp minds and a strong work ethic.

Prince Blueblood turned out to be a devoted father and husband. He wasn't particularly kind to other ponies including Lyra, but that didn't matter to Bon-Bon. Blueblood was loyal to their family and that was all Bon-Bon could ask for.

Much to the delight of Lyra, she was welcome as a regular guest to the castle despite some reluctance on Blueblood's part. Lyra and Bon-Bon remained the best of friends. Lyra eventually married some pony who wasn't Noteworthy.

Bon-Bon would never regret giving Prince Blueblood a chance.

Author's Note

*Read "Pinkie Pie's Substitute" for an idea of what I'm talking about here.

I hope you all enjoyed the story.

Also along with Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash, Rarity is one of my favorites of the Mane Six.. it's just so much fun to poke fun at her with the Rarity/Bon-Bon interactions.