Everypony LOVES Rainbow

Chapters

Princess Celestia will molest-i-yah! PART TWO
Princess Celestia will molest-i-yah! PART THREE
Epilogue
Can't fight the Twilight
It was worth a try at Fluttershy's
The Princess of the Night will make everything alright
When there's disparity leave it to Rarity
Soarin goes explorin...g
It might hurt to think a little pink
Won't hold back from Applejack
Scootaloo always knows what to do
Princess Celestia will molest-i-yah! PART ONE

Princess Celestia will molest-i-yah! PART TWO

PART TWO
THE FINAL CLIMAX

Applejack was softly licking Rainbow Dash's face.

"Tee hee, AJ! That tickles!"

"Uh, yeah, that's tha point!"

Dash was struggling to get out of her lover's grasp, but grinning the whole time. She was so immersed in her happiness. she did not notice the dark blue alicorn seething and scowling just a few yards away.

"Applejack!" Dash playfully protested.
"Stoooop!"

The earth pony was now blatantly slurping her cheek and it was starting to get more odd than erotic.

"Haha, are you dreaming about Applejack?" Her lover asked, but now, her voice sounded strangely similar to...

Rainbow opened her eyes and found herself face-to-face with Scootaloo.

"Are...are you licking my face?" Dash asked, extremely confused.

"Well, I was hungry! There was no more ice cream left, but you fell asleep with a huge glob all over your face."

"Great," Dash said, lightly shoving the little pegasus off her and getting on her hooves.

She stretched and looked around the room, taking everything in. In a moment, the days events traveled back into her mind and she shuddered. Today she was going to get this necklace off even if it killed her.

"You didn't answer my question," Scootaloo said suddenly.

"And what question was that?" Dash yawned.

"Were you just dreaming about fucking Applejack?"

There was a dead silence in the room for a second as Dash's eyes shrunk in horror.

"SCOOTALOO!" She shouted finally, unsure if she was angry about the question or shocked that Scootaloo knew such a vulgar word.
"WHAT- I mean where did you learn that word?!"

"From you, Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo said proudly.
"You said it like, twenty million times yesterday."

Dash slammed her mouth shut, feeling quite ashamed. She looked down, then back to the orange filly.

"Do you know what it means?" She asked, softly.

"Uhhh..." Scootaloo looked puzzled for a moment, then suddenly inspiration hit her.
"Ooh! I know! It's one of those words you can replace with a word you shouldn't say. Like, just now, when I said 'fucking', I really meant 'kissing', but I thought maybe that was too inappropriate to say."

Dash face-hoofed. Was I ever this naive and stupid when I was a filly?

"Scootaloo, when all this over, I'm going to explain to you why everything you said is wrong on so many levels. But, for now, never use that word again, okay? Oh, and Celestia's sake, pay attention in school!"

She wanted to add, without being able to fly, you don't have too much else going for you, but bit her tongue. This was no time to take her frustrations out on a little filly. It wasn't her fault Dash was in this mess.

"Come on, we have a lot to do..." She bit Scootaloo's tail and dragged her out of their hotel room.

* * * * *

Rainbow Dash was slinking around the Canterlot Royal Gardens. Luckily for her, all the excitement from the day before had died down. Security was still pretty tight, as the guards all but laughed at Scootaloo when Dash had told her to try and get inside to see the Princess for an urgent matter. They still didn't budge when Dash sent her back a second time and reminded her to mention that she was a personal friend of Princess Twilight Sparkle. For whatever reason, the guards didn't take the young pegasus seriously. Perhaps it was because she still had ice cream around her mouth and had the attention span of a goldfish.

Rainbow was just peeking around the corner of a large hedge, making sure Scootaloo was properly checking out her path, when somepony spoke behind her.

"Rainbow Dash, may I ask what it is you're doing in my gardens?"

Dash froze. Princess Celestia was right behind her and she was pretty sure she was in her line of vision. She was so scared of what might happen, she didn't turn around for an awkwardly long amount of time. When she finally did, Celestia was looking at her with an eyebrow raised.

Rainbow Dash, what's going on here-"

"Oh, no, Princess Celestia!" Dash said, throwing herself in front of the alicorn's hooves.
"Not you, too!"

Celestia looked down, quite confused, but the pieces to the puzzle suddenly came together when she spotted a familiar looking necklace wrapped tightly around the blue pony's neck.

"No, Rainbow, Not me too."

Dash opened her eyes and slowly got up. She was elated and confused, but also speechless. All she could do was stare and cock her head to the side. Celestia smiled.

"You see, the spell doesn't work on the pony that cast it."

"HUH?"

"At first I couldn't understand all the letters Twilight had been sending me the past two days about you. Or why my sister was equally thrilled to talk about you. And it startled me further when all of your friends showed up here this morning, practically fighting each other and begging me to have the final say over which one of them has...What was the word they used? Oh, yes, dibs."

Dash blushed slightly, but Celestia continued,

"Then when my guards informed me that you and your handicapped sister were sneaking around in the gardens, I knew something was very wrong."

"Wait, my handicapp-" Dash paused to look over to where she last saw Scootaloo, only to discover she had made herself a faux armor suit out of hedge trimmings and was trying to get her cutie mark in being a knight by jousting with a stick.
"You know what? Nevermind.

"So, you made this necklace?" Dash asked

"Indeed, I did."

"Can you tell me how to get it off?"

"That I cannot do. But I can tell you that it won't be easy."

"ARGH! THAT'S ALL ANYPONY'S BEEN ABLE TO TELL ME!" Then, after realizing she had just shouted at the princess, she added sheepishly,
"I mean, please Princess! If you made it, then you should know how to reverse it! This necklace has made my life a living nightmare!"

"Tell me, Rainbow Dash, why did you choose to use it in the first place?"

"I didn't even know it was enchanted!" Dash protested.
"I found it in the Everfree Forest! I had lost my new Daring Do book and it was too dark to see anything! I stumbled upon this necklace when I noticed how bright it was glowing and I used it to light the forest floor enough to find my book."

"Oh, dear. Well, that does make this rather interesting then, doesn't it?"

"No, it doesn't. It makes everything SUCK." Dash pouted.

"Come, take a walk with me and I'll explain the real story..."

Dash scampered after Celestia as she slowly walked through the garden.

"Long ago, when I was still quite young and my sister was even younger, I was a very different pony. You may not believe this, but I was rather bored for a while and became a bit of a prankster.

It was hard to leave the castle to do anything without being surrounded by ponies that admired me, so I took on a disguise. I often frequented a little hut where I would sell potions that didn't do exactly what they expected them to do. They were all harmless, of course, and most of them had a laugh on the matter after their initial frustration."

This made Dash think back to a few pranks she had pulled herself. Twilight had been rather irked when she and Pinkie had switched her ink, but now she always laughed whenever the situation was brought up. Celestia continued.

"One day, an earth pony mare came bursting into my hut demanding a love potion. She was desperately in love with a stallion she had seen in the marketplace the week before, but was too nervous to speak to him. She was sure he would reject her and had decided that the only logical solution was to put a spell on him. I told her that I would never use magic to tamper with anypony's emotions, it's not fair and it wouldn't even be a funny prank. However, the mare was unrelenting. She bothered me daily, always finding new ways to irritate me on the matter. No matter how many times I explained to her how complicated love spells were and most of the time, they backfire, much to the user's dismay, it wouldn't convince her. I even admitted that I was merely a jokester, just looking to have a laugh, and none of my potions ever brought what they claimed to. She eventually became so annoying and persistant that I regrettably made the spell for her.

I enchanted a necklace, the same one that's around your neck today, to make the stallion fall in love with her. However, like I tried to warn her, the spell backfired. Messing with a pony's emotions, particularly love, never works out. Soon, the mare found herself fighting off every single pony in the town!"

"That's exactly what's happening to me! Only I never wanted anypony to love me in the first place! Ughhh...Did she ever get the stupid thing off?"

Celestia nodded,
"Yes, she did. When she came back to me, very upset and looking to reverse it, I tried very hard not to laugh or tell her 'I told you so'. Actually, I may have chuckled just a little. However, I gave her the same advice I just told you, it's possible, but not easy."

"So, how did she do it?"

Without realizing it, the two mares had made their way through the garden and were walking inside the castle. Celestia didn't say anything as she lead Rainbow Dash down corridors and up to two large doors.

"I can't tell you exactly how to remove it, as the spell works differently to adjust to whoever wears it. Perhaps you should look into the hint just a bit more, maybe you need to do something that isn't easy for you. It seems to me you haven't been very honest with your friends. You've been flying away from them and avoiding even looking them in the face. And I don't just mean since you put the necklace on."

Again, Rainbow blushed and looked away.

"For starters, maybe you should try being honest with them. They're your friends, aren't they? Don't you love and cherish them?"

"Of course I do! I love my friends more than anything! I'd give up everything for them!"

"Well, I'm not the one you should be telling," She pushed the door open with her hoof.
"Tell them."

Rainbow nodded, but her insides began doing more loops than even she could do in the air. She slowly walked in and over to her friends, who were still all waiting patiently inside. She walked up to Rarity first, who turned her head.

“Rarity!” Rainbow pleaded, she needed everyone to comply if she was ever going to remove the horrid thing.

“What?” She looked around.
“I have nothing to apologize for!” She turned her nose up.
“Your performance, Rainbow, on the other hoof…”

“I’m not talking about…about the sex!” Rainbow shut her eyes, frustrated.
‘We need to just be…honest with each other. And…and if we are being honest…I have always admired your passion and talent for dress making. I may not be as interested in all that girly stuff as you are, but I do sometimes wish I could pull it off as well as you do. You ARE a beautiful mare, Rarity, and I don’t just mean on the outside. You are going to make somepony really happy one day, but that pony isn’t me, I’m sorry.”

Rarity eyes grew large and she smiled before taking a breath.

“Why, thank you, Rainbow! I never would’ve guessed you felt that way, especially about my dresses. If I am being honest as well, I admire your confidence. While I may appear confident and act as though I always know I am beautiful, well, I don’t. I have a terrible fear of being rejected or not being good enough. I have never seen that fear in you, Dash, and that is a fear no pony should have. And…” She sighed.
“While I did have fun with you, I accept your feelings and shall no longer pursue you. Unless, of course, you change your mind. I just so happen to have another one of those toys you seemed to need so badly-“

“And, thank you Rarity! I’m going to pretend you didn’t add that last part, because without that, it was exactly what I needed to hear from you. You’re not the only pony that hides her fears, some ponies are just better at believing their own lies.”

Rarity nodded and Rainbow locked eyes with the next friend to speak with. She held back a sigh, this really wasn’t easy!

“Fluttershy…” Rainbow smiled.

Fluttershy smiled back, but just barely. Her hair fell over her face as it usually did when she lowered her gaze to the ground. Her cheeks were beginning to match her hair in color again.

“Y-yes, Rainbow Dash?”

“When I told you that I loved you and not to say those awful things about yourself, I truly meant it!”

Fluttershy’s eyes went wide and she looked back up, even if it was just slightly.

“You did?”

“Yes! You may be a little nervous and scared about some things…okay, a lot scared over almost everything, but you are certainly worth something! And so deserving of love! You have so many wonderful qualities, I mean, just look how much animals like you! Right there, that tells me what a gentle soul you possess, as animals don’t trust just any pony! You’re the element of kindness for a reason! And while it may seem kinda vague, that is a quality many ponies forget to share or become selective about who receives their kindness. But, you give it out to everypony! No matter what! And that is truly a gift. I may only love you as a friend, but it’s still a very strong love. And I hope I’m lucky enough to still call you my friend.” Rainbow smiled hopefully at the yellow pegasus.

“Oh, of course Rainbow Dash! I’ll always be your friend, no matter what! I…I love you, too.” She said, the last part more softly than the rest.
“You have always stuck up for me and put up with my timidness, how could I ever turn away such a good friend? I’m sorry I got a little carried away before, but I just don’t know what I was thinking. And of course I envy a lot about you, in my eyes, you just have it all! Talent, confidence, and…looks. But, most importantly, your loyalty to your friends. Your loyalty to me. That isn’t your element for nothin’, you know.” She winked.

Rainbow smiled again, beginning to feel better and finally enjoying her friend’s company again. She was still nervous about what she was going to say to the last of her friends, the hardest truth she was going to have to face, but at least it was becoming more and more clear as she opened up to everypony. She walked over to Pinkie Pie next, who was bouncing happily, awaiting her turn.

"Pinkie Pie..." Dash began.
"I don't even know where to start. You mean so much to me, as a friend. Some of the best times in my life have been hanging out with you. I can't think of a pony that more fun to pull pranks with or more fun to be around. I am always amazed but what a deep pony you are, underneath all your craziness and hyperactivity. You remember every little important detail about your friends, you're always ready to give up anything for anypony, and you're always putting other ponies needs before your own. I mean, you forgot your own birthday one year, you silly filly! And that is truly amazing, how altruistic you are. But, it was kind of nice to see you act a little selfish the other day. I don't think it was really the best way and I'm going to have nightmares about that day for the rest of my life, but at least you did something for yourself. Even if it was terrifying and painful. I don't want to be your sub, Pinkie Pie, but I want to be your friend. And all do anything for you, just please never, never, NEVER do ... that to me again, okay?"

"Awwh, you didn't like it? How come you didn't use the safe word then?"

Dash's jaw dropped.
"S-safe word? There was a safe word?! Why didn't you tell me!"

"Of course I did, silly! It was 'fun'! I said it like a bazillion times and winked at you every time I did!"

Dash's eye twitched.
"FUN!" She shouted at her friend.

"I understand, Rainbow. I wouldn't have done any of those things to you if I had known you weren't enjoying it, honest! I thought you were just playing a role, that's why they call it role-playing! Get it? I'm really sorry, Dashie, can you ever forgive me and go back to being bestest best friends?"

"Of course, Pinkie." Dash hugged the pink pony before moving on.

Every pony standing next to her, however, decided to take one step away from Pinkie Pie.

"Twilight..." Dash said sadly.

The purple alicorn eyed the pegasus, then turned her eyes away again. She had refused to take one look at her since she began her honesty intervention. Twilight's feelings had been hurt the most and she wasn't ready to forgive her friend just yet.

"I can't blame you for being angry with me, I would be furious if some pony I loved kept running away from me. I'm not sure if you'll believe me, but it honestly wasn't on purpose. I know that might sound even more inconsiderate, that I wasn't even thinking about you enough to notice I was blowing you off, but that's not how I meant it at all. You see, Twilight, I think I'm closest to you as a friend than any pony else. We might clash heads on what a fun night consists of, but that doesn't mean I don't look up to you. Because I do. You are our leader, but so much more than that. When I look at you, at how strong and brave you are, well, it makes me feel strong and brave, too. So many times I've wanted to give up, you have no idea, but then I look at you. At the pony that never gives up, the pony who always finds a way. It inspires me. I know I hurt your feelings by ditching you when you were trying to tell me you loved me, but I was scared. I love you, too, Twilight. So, so much. But, it's a platonic love. You are so many things to me, Twilight, but a lover is not one of them. I ran away from telling you this because the last thing on this planet I'd ever want to do is hurt you, of all ponies. But, that's exactly what I ended up doing. I'm sorry I'm such a feather-brain, Twi. Can you please forgive me?"

Twilight tried to hold back how much Rainbow's speech had touched her heart, but it was hard. She hated to admit it, but she could feel tears welling up in her eyes. She looked up into Dash's eyes and gazed into them.

"Please?" Dash added. That did it.

"You are NOT a feather-brain." Twilight said, tears streaming down her face.

The two ponies embraced, Twilight trying to stop her tears. Dash trying to hold back hers.

"I love you, Dash. Thank you so much for being honest with me, I guess I didn't realize how hard this all may have been for you. I was so concerned with my feelings, I didn't consider how you felt. And for that, I'm sorry, too. Everything you just said means so much to me, I never knew you saw me that way. Rainbow, you are one of the best friends a pony could ask for. I...I... I just wish I had known you were going to say this stuff, so I could've prepared an appropriate rebuttal! This one won't work at all!"

Twilight threw her note cards in frustration and they landed all over the floor. The ponies giggled. Typical Twilight.

Now, the hardest one of all, Dash thought to herself.

Applejack smiled nervously as Rainbow approached her finally. Ok, here we go, you can do this! Dash told herself.

“Applejack…” She began.

“Yeah?”

“I…uh…well, this is really hard for me. I saved you for last because what I’m going to tell you, what I’m going to finally admit to myself, is one of the most difficult things I’ve ever had to do. I’ve felt this, for so long, deep inside my heart. But, it scared me, so I just kept pushing it down and trying to pretend like it wasn’t there. I’ve never loved a pony in that way before, never felt so scared that they might not want me, that I might lose everything with them, especially their friendship. Which means more to me than anything, so even if when this necklace comes off and you suddenly don’t feel the same, well, then, at least I’ll still have you as a friend, and that’s all that matters. But, you’re on my mind constantly, Applejack. You follow me in my dreams, I feel like I have to beat you and be better at you than everything because…because it’ll make me good enough for you. Earlier, when you and I were alone, you were the one pony I could fully relax around and I felt pleasure in here more than anywhere else.” Dash put a hoof to her chest, indicating her heart.
“I love you, Applejack, as a friend and so much more. I want to spend the rest of my life making you happy, in whatever way you want me to.”

Applejack smiled as she tried to hold back tears.

“Oh, sugar cube, ah love ya just the way ya are. Ah don’t care about silly contests or anything’, ya ARE good enough fer me! Yer good enough for any pony, Dash. Ya might not believe it, considerin everything ya’ll have been through the past few days, but ah didn’t jus decide ah wanted ya when ya’ll started sport in that fancy necklace. All it did when ah looked at it was give me the confidence to act upon it…honest.” She grinned.
“Ah love ya, too, Rainbow Dash. Ah truly do, from the bottom of mah heart. An’ ya already make me happier than ah’ve ever been, just by bein near me.”

“Well,” Rainbow said, wrapping her front legs tightly around her friend’s neck and nuzzling in as close as she could.
“You better get used to being this close to me, because I am never going to let you go.”

Applejack couldn’t hold it back anymore, tears began to slowly fall from her green eyes. The rest of their friends watched, slightly disappointed it wasn’t them, but also extremely happy that the ponies they cared about had found the happiness they had been looking for.

Dash almost didn’t notice the necklace unlatching itself and slipping away from her neck. As it hit the floor, Applejack pointed it out to her friend.

“Look, Rainbow! The necklace! It’s-“

“Quick, Applejack!” Rainbow’s magenta eyes locked eyes with Applejack’s green ones. They twitched back and forth as the pegasus looked deeply into them, searching into the depth of her lover’s heart and soul.
“Do you still love me? Was everything you said…true?”

“Rainbow…ah…”

But, before the earth pony could answer, a white light formed around the two of them. Then it slowly engulfed the rest of the ponies in the room. The light flew down to every single pony that had looked at Rainbow Dash the past couple days. Within seconds, all the ponies affected by the enchanted necklace and Rainbow Dash herself felt their eyelids being pulled down. Despite any pony’s best efforts, drowsiness sank in and they all fell to the ground, fast asleep. In the morning, the ponies would be slightly confused, but that would be it, no pony would remember what had transpired between themselves and the blue pegasus.

Princess Celestia watched as the little ponies fell into slumber and, one by one, she used her magic to softly put them in the various beds of guest rooms in the castle.

Very good, Rainbow Dash.
I’m proud of you.
I’m proud of all of you.

She sat herself down after Twilight and all her friends were tucked away, safely in their beds.

And I hope to never ever hear the details of what those girls did to that pegasus.
I almost wish I could forget even knowing that anything happened between them at all.
Twilight…I didn’t know you had it in you!

Princess Celestia will molest-i-yah! PART THREE

PART THREE
EQUINE MATING HABITS

Sun rays poured in through a window, causing Rainbow Dash to twitch and roll over. She yawned and attempted to go back to sleep when a thought in the back of her mind became louder.

"Applejack! Do you still love me?"

She sat up in bed suddenly, taking in her surroundings. She was in a very large and cushy bedroom, so it was probably a guest room in the castle. She hopped out of bed and noticed there was another bed next to hers, but it was empty. The covers were bunched up and thrown over the side of the mattress, so clearly somepony else had been sleeping there recently.

She had no recollection of how she got in the bed at all. Her very last memory was confessing to all her friends how she truly felt about them in an attempt to remove the...

The necklace!

She trotted up to the mirror that was hanging on the back of the door. She almost squealed with delight when her neck was bare, she had been successful in getting rid of it! As she took in her reflection, double checking it was real and not a dream, she heard murmurs of ponies talking down the hall. She opened her door and followed the sound.

All of her friends were talking to Princess Celestia, it sounded like. As she walked down the hallway to get to the source, she began to clearly make out what was being said.

"So, yer tellin' me that ya invited us here last night and the second we got here there was an unknown magical surge that caused us all to black out?" That was obviously Applejack, always the skeptic.

"Indeed," The Princess replied.
"My guards are investigating what it could have been as we speak. I am sorry that you were affected, my little ponies, but I saw to it you were all properly taken care of. I hope you all slept well in my guest rooms?"

Then, she continued,
"I can assure all of you nopony was hurt and there are no negative effects, as far as I can tell. Do come to me if you experience anything troubling, but I'm quite sure all it did was cause a bit of memory loss. As far as I have investigated, you just forgot getting my invitation to come visit and arriving here yesterday. So, you haven't missed a thing- Ah! Rainbow Dash, you're awake!"

Dash had entered the room where every pony was discussing things.

"Excuse me, every pony, I need to speak with Rainbow Dash privately. I'll also fill her in on what has happened."

Celestia walked over to Dash as the others began to get up and head to the dining hall for breakfast. Every pony except Twilight and Applejack, who both eyed the remaining two questionably. Twilight opened her mouth to add something, but closed it and followed the others with the farm pony.

"How are you feeling?" Celestia asked when every pony had finally left.

"Confused," Dash replied.
"What were you talking about? What happened after the necklace came off?"

"Well, the way the spell was designed was to make any pony involved forget everything that happened upon being enchanted. None of your friends remember falling for you or any of the things they did in the process. I was merely giving them all an explanation as to why they woke up here with no memories."

"So, no pony remembers the past few days?"

"Nope."

"YES!" Dash flew up into the air excitedly. It was almost like the whole thing never happened.

"Haven't you learned anything from this experience, Rainbow Dash? You do realize they also forgot all the things you said to them last night."

Dash landed back on her hooves, now looking a little solemn.

"You mean, I have to do that again? Ugh, it was SO hard!"

"Maybe you won't have to line them up and tell them exactly how you feel one by one. Instead, why don't you show them how much you love and appreciate their friendships from now on?"

Dash nodded and began to smile.

"Oh, but...There may be one pony that you need to speak with..." Celestia added, winking.

Without another word, she turned and left Rainbow to ponder. Dash looked out the window and sighed. She knew exactly what the Princess meant, but she wasn't sure if she was ready to hear how Applejack REALLY felt about her. As she observed the gardens below, she noticed Applejack begin to walk around outside.

"Well, might as well take this opportunity..." She said to herself and opened the window.

She flew out and landed next to her friend.

"Hey, AJ, wanna go for a walk?"

"Uhh, sure, Rainbow. But, what they hay did the Princess wanna talk to ya about? And what exactly do you make of this whole 'magic surge makin us lose our memories' stuff?"

The two ponies walked in unison into the gardens. Before Dash could answer, she looked over to see Scootaloo sleeping peacefully in one of the bushes, still clad in her "armor" from the day before. Dash chuckled and pointed out the sleeping filly to Applejack, who rolled her eyes.

"Ah've started to never be surprised when it comes to them crusaders. Ah hope AppleBloom isn't curled up somewhere here."

"Probably not," Dash said.
"I only brought Scootaloo along."

"Well, how do you remember that?" Applejack began to suspect something was amiss here.

"Listen, Applejack, I need to tell you something...really important."

"Ah'm listening." Applejack sounded stern and prepared herself for bad.

"I...I love you. Not just as a friend, although if you don't feel the same about me, I hope we don't lose our friendship. I've been pushing down all these feelings I have for you because I didn't want to face them, but I can't fight them anymore. I'm so scared of losing you, but I'm more scared of never knowing if what I feel is real. I...I don't know, I bet this all sounds pretty stupid, huh?"

Applejack just stared at the pegasus, stunned. She was speechless for a moment, which made Dash feel embarrassed.

"Yeah, I figured. I'm sorry, I'll just...go."

"Ah, no! Wait! Rainbow... Ah'm sorry, Ah didn't mean to jus stare like that. Ah jus wasn't expectin that of all things to come out of yer mouth. Not that it wasn't unwelcomed. Ah mean...Well, what ah'm tryin to say is..." Applejack removed her hat and peered over it with her bright green eyes.

"Ah've been harborin feelings fer you mahself. Ah always figured nothin would ever come from it and I sure as hay didn't expect you to confess ya'll been feelin the same way!"

"Oh, Applejack! I'm so happy to hear that! I was so scared you... Uh, I mean, scared you wouldn't feel the same way! Just being near you makes everything...so much better." She pulled the earth pony into an embrace.

"Well, ya better get used ta bein' this close, 'cause ah'm never gunna let you go!"

Dash gasped and pulled back from her lover slightly.

"A-Applejack...where did you get that from? What I mean is, did you...make that up?"

"I, uh, I don't know. Fer some reason it's been replayin' in mah head ever since you said you loved me."

Dash smiled, perhaps not everything had been entirely forgotten. She pulled her lover back in and nuzzled her softly.

"I really love you, Applejack. I'm so glad I have you."

"Me too, sugarcube, Ah love you, too." Applejack replied, forgetting all about the weird explanation and anything else that didn't have to do with her new found romance.

* * *

Rainbow Dash was galloping through the halls of the castle. After spending the day with Applejack and then her friends for dinner, it was time to return to Ponyville. Everpony was waiting on her to go to the train station. The sun was getting ready to set and Rainbow was speeding to her friends.

Princess Luna, who had just woken up, was wandering over to her tower to prepare to raise the moon. She hadn't even noticed Rainbow running straight into her path.

The two collided after Dash had seen her and tried to put the brakes on, but she didn't have enough time.

"Oh! I'm so sorry Princess Luna!"

Luna looked up to see it was Rainbow Dash that had crashed into her and jumped up suddenly, blushing profusely.

"Oh! It's fine, Miss Dash. I, uh, I have to go raise the moon!" Luna took off in a flash.

Dash stood there for a moment with her head cocked to the side.
"Wait a second, does she...? Nah, Celestia said every pony forgot, she's probably just late!"

"Rainbow! Would'ja get yer lazy, but very sexy, flank out here? We're all waitin on you!"

"Coming AJ!"

"Ugh, Applejack, we are all happy for you and Rainbow Dash, but can you please keep your opinions about Rainbow's flank to yourselves?" Rarity gagged.

Applejack just laughed as Rainbow joined the group and they prepared to leave. Scootaloo bouncing behind her sister, had also forgotten the past few days.

Huh, Rainbow Dash thought to herself,
I wonder what Celestia did with that necklace?

Meanwhile, deep within the snowy Crystal Mountains...

A pony wrapped in a black cloak was traveling through the mountain, training herself in magic and discipline. As she was hiking down the summit, preparing to finally get her vengeance on her nemesis, something in the snow caught her eye. She peered down to see a necklace, rainbow colors shining, half buried in the snow.

"What's this?" She wondered and used her magic to levitate it over to her.

After careful inspection, the unicorn felt magic surging from it. Very powerful magic. Perfect.

She put the necklace on, thinking it was a magically charged amulet.

"Now, Twilight Sparkle, after months of training magic, the GREAT and POWERFUL Trrrrixie will finally have her revenge! Mwahahaha!"

Epilogue

"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!"

"Well, we've had a lot of laughs here over the past few weeks, haven't we? Sure, it was amusing to see Rainbow in all those awkward sexual situations, wasn't it? But, besides enjoying yourself, we also learned something. Fanfiction isn't all just funny moments and D'awwh moments. There's also a huge problem destroying the fandom. That's right, you guessed it, this problem is

Shipping.

Shipping is the number one cause of pairing cartoon characters in Equestria! [And I guess in other worlds, too.] And it's also the lead cause of fights breaking out among fans who disagree who should be shipped with who. This is becoming such a problem, and us ponies don't ever have a say in it! We just continue to be shipped with anyone! I was once shipped with a snail! A SNAIL! That sounds weird just hearing it, right? THINK HOW WEIRD IT WAS FOR ME!

-Ahem-

Never fear, however, for I, Pinkamena Diane Pie have a solution to this problem! I think it's high time we wrote the writers of the show a few letters, demanding they set pairings for all the characters in the show. Then, if your pairing is the on e they decide the go with, next time anyone rags on your AppleDash, Rarijack, TwiPie, or Twixie, you can look 'em dead in the eye and say

'It's canon, bitch'.

So, in conclusion, I hope this parody story taught you how silly and ridiculous shipping really is! Even though it had a pretty specific ship in the end... And it was kind of cute... it was still to show you any pony can be shipped with EVERYPONY and it's still pretty silly."

"Damnit, Sparkle! You stay away from me!" Trixie screams as she runs in front of Pinkie.

"I don't think so, Trixie! I already missed out on getting shipped in the story, I'm not missing THIS opportunity!" Twilight protested, chasing after the blue unicorn with the enchanted necklace around her neck.

"You're crazy! Just stay away! I promise I'll never come after you for revenge again! Just please don't make me do...that again!" The showmare broke down as she realized Twilight was close in pursuit.

"Oh, come on, that wasn't what you were saying last night when my tongue was deep inside your-"

"See what I mean, folks? Silly.

Alright, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!
BE SURE TO LEAVE LOTS OF COMMENTS PRAISING THE AUTHOR. She likes that.
AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS HOW AWESOME THIS FIC IS, SO THEY'LL READ IT TOO!

Thanks for choosing to waste your precious time here and not with some other stupid ship fic.

THE END!"

"No! It can't be over!" Trixie shouts.
"You can't just leave me with the necklace on! You helped that one pony gay pride parade but you'll leave me like this? With HER?"

"Oh, quit your whining! Come on, you have work to do," Twilight pulls Trixie away, kicking and screaming, by her tail.

[This pic was taken from Google Images, link above to credit the artist, it was not me.]

Can't fight the Twilight

There is an old tale in pony mythology that has been long forgotten, that only lies between the pages of a dust covered book in the Canterlot Library. A story of a sad earth pony mare that was unhappy with her life.

She was in love with a pegasus stallion, but she was too nervous to approach him, fearing rejection. Heart-broken, she looked for a unicorn that might beable to help, magically, with her plight. She finally came upon an old unicorn who listened to her tale of woe, but warned her heavily of using magic in the name of love. She wouldn't hear it and begged him to help her by any means necessary.

He eventually obliged and gave her a necklace, telling her to put it on and let the pony she desired to gaze upon her and he would not beable to resist her. The necklace was an old relic, magically charged from a time long before ponies roamed Equestria. She did as she was told and it worked! The very moment the pegasus looked at the mare, he threw himself at her. However, she quickly found out that not just her beloved stallion reacted this way, but any pony that gazed upon her at all! She tried to remove the necklace, but found it wouldn't come off.

It was getting more and more difficult to keep all the ponies at bay. Desperate, she ran back to the unicorn that had helped her, but told him not to look at her. She told him what had gone wrong and that the necklace could not be removed by her hooves. He laughed at her misery, telling her that she had been warned, using magic to meddle with love always has dire consequences. However, he did feel sorry for the young mare and he told her there was one way to remove the necklace, but it wouldn't be easy.

She followed the unicorn's directions and the necklace was finally removed, ending the terrible fate that would have engulfed her. Luckily, all the ponies had forgotten the way they acted and life returned to normal. The young earth pony quickly disposed of the necklace, deep within the Everfree Forest, where no pony would find it and suffer the way she had.

Or, so she thought...

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"Ohmigosh, ohmigosh, ohmigosh!"

A cyan pegasus with a vibrant rainbow mane was flying around in circles, clutching a book closely against her chest. She had just exited a bookstore in Canterlot and the ponies still waiting in line below looked up at her with mild annoyance.

"It's finally out!"

The book the pegasus was holding onto so tightly was the new Daring Do novel, Daring Do and the cursed trident of Poseidon. Rainbow Dash had been waiting weeks, no months, no years! for this. She had been counting down the days and minutes, much to all her friends' dismay. Even Twilight, an avid fan herself, was getting a little sick of hearing about the new book.

She flew as fast as she could back to her home in Ponyville. Just thinking about getting in and curling up on her cloud bed to read it was almost too exciting to handle! She squeed to herself and began performing tricks in the air. She flew around and in circles, leaving a rainbow trail behind her. She then began to toss the book in the air, do a flip, then catch it before it fell to the ground below. She did this three times, getting more confident and making her loops larger each time. But, on her fourth loop, she held out her hooves to catch her prized book, only for nothing to fall into her hooves. Shocked, she opened her eyes in just enough time to see the book fall into the dark forest floor of the Everfree Forest.

"Oh no! Daring Do!" She shrieked as she dove down after it.

The forest was much darker than it looked and Rainbow had a hard time flying low over the ground and looking for her dropped item. She landed on all four hooves and frantically began looking in the almost completely blinding darkness. She instantly wished her friend Twilight had been along, her ability to light up her horn would have come in handy right about now. Or even Pinkie Pie! That pony always had something useful on her at all times, like a flashlight that she carried...Celestia knows where.

"Daring Do! DARING DOOOO! WHERE ARE... Wait, what am I doing? It's not like the book can actually answer you!" She said to herself.

Suddenly, something shimmered brightly behind her, making her stop dead in her tracks. Curious, she turned around to see what was catching her eye. She looked down and under a few leaves was an odd gem attached to a necklace. As she leaned down to look at it, the gem began to gleam with every color of the rainbow.

"Woah! That's cool!"

Rainbow Dash picked the necklace up to inspect it more. When she did, it began to glow even brighter. Hey, this would really help me beable to see! And it IS pretty cool, for a piece of jewelry...

She quickly looked around to make sure no one was looking, then placed the gem around her neck. She smiled at how well it fit her and then went back to searching for her book. With the necklace glowing as much as it was now that she had put it on, it was really easy to see. Another five minutes of circling the area she had just been flying over, her efforts payed off. Her book was lying open in a patch of grass.

"There you are!" Rainbow squeaked with joy.
"Oh, I hope you're not hurt!"

She lifted the book up and inspected it, just to make sure no pages had fallen out or been ripped. But, besides just a little dirt, the book seemed fine. She held it tight and flew up and out of the Everfree forest, back on her journey home. She could see Ponyville after flying for a few more minutes, then she made a beeline for her cloud house.

She flew in and right up to her bed where she let herself fall onto it.

"Ahh, at last!" She said to herself, snuggling into the cloud, pulling a layer over her, and opening her book. This was going to be such a great day!

A couple hours later, as the sun was just beginning to set on the small town, Rainbow Dash turned the last page to her book. She shut in and stretched out on her bed, analyzing everything she had just read.

"That was...SO awesome!" She exclaimed.

She then turned her attention to the window, noticing how late it had become.

"Oh, wow! I spend almost the whole day in here reading!"

She looked out the window at the perfect view of Ponyville. She was watching all the ponies in town trying to finish their errands and get home. She looked out toward Sweet Apple Acres and giggled to herself as she thought about Applejack, who probably hadn't noticed that they day was almost over, completely immersed in her work. She decided to fly over to her friend's farm and remind her she was working way too much recently and could use some time with her bestest winged pal.

She carefully placed her book on the shelf, next to all the others, and set off to the apple farm. She had completely forgotten about the necklace she was wearing, and as she flew it began to glow again, rainbow colors shimmering from her neck. When she got to the orchard, she hovered over a particular group of trees. Just as she had suspected, Applejack was concentrating hard on bucking and it didn't look like she was planning on stopping anytime soon.

"Applejack, are you gunna work ALL day or what?" Rainbow said, landing right behind her friend.

Applejack jumped slightly at the sudden sound of somepony else behind her.

"Sheesh, Rainbow! Are yah tryin' ta give me a heartattack or somethin'? I mean seriously-" She turned around to face the pegasus, but stopped mid-sentence when she saw her. She just stood there, staring intently at her friend, then deep into her magenta eyes.

"Uh... you ok, AJ?" Rainbow said after a few awkward seconds.

"Yeah, Ah'm great. Better than great, actually," She lowered her lids slightly, trying to look as sexy as she could.
"Hey, ya'll do somethin' new with yer hair? Ya'll look... HOT today..." Applejack licked her lips.

"Oh, no, same old style, but thank- Woah, wait a second, WHAT did you just say?" Rainbow's ears drooped as Applejack walked closer to the blue pegasus.

"Ah said, ya'll look really hot today and ah think it's time ah took a little break, of this kind of buckin' anyway."

"Ohhh, uh, Applejack, you're kinda freaking me out here..." Dash said as she began to back up.

Sure, Applejack was the pony she was closest with and sure, she even found herself waking up with her wings erect after having questionable dreams with the earth pony, but this...this was just completely out of nowhere! And Dash hadn't even begun to think deeply about her possible-maybe-lesbian feelings for her friend. And she sure wasn't going to start tonight. But, as she continued to back up, she walked right into something, or somepony, else.

"Eeyup!" She heard behind her.

"Oh, good! Big Mac! Please, take your sister inside or something! I think she's suffering from lack of sleep or some-"

She was cut off by the stallion wrapping his front leg around Rainbow.

"Wha...?" Was all she could get out before the red workpony leaned down to attempt to kiss her. Luckily, the kiss was stopped by Applejack back kicking him off her.

"No way, big brother! This here is MAH friend! Got it? She's MINE!" Applejack warned.

"Wait a second, don't I get a say in all this?! And...wait a minute, you know what, enough is enough." With that, she took off to the sky as fast as she could, as Applejack and Big Mac could only watch their prey fly away, helpless.

Just what in Equestria was up with that?! Could both of them be suffering from working too hard and not sleeping? Do I really look that good today?! About a thousand other questions flew through Rainbow's mind as fast as she was flying. She looked down in enough time to see SugarCube Corner and decided to stop in Pinkie Pie. Maybe she could help her figure out what they hay just happened, the situation was almost as strange as Pinkie Pie herself.

As she stepped into the bakery, in appeared to be deserted. But Rainbow could see her friend busy baking, only Pinkie's flank in the air was visible, as her head was hidden under the counter as she was placing raw batter into an oven.

"Pinkie! You are not going to believe what just happened!"

"Oh, hey Rainbow Dash! Why wouldn't I believe-" Pinkie lifted her head up to welcome her friend, when the second she looked at her, something odd began to brew inside her mind.

"Uhh, Pinkie?"

Pinkie began bouncing and a huge smile erupted on her face.

"Oh, Rainbow DAAAASH!" She shouted, pouncing forward toward the confused pegasus. She wrapped her hooves around her friend and began to nuzzle her face.

"Oh, Dashie, I'm so so SO happy you came to see me! -GASP- You know what this calls for?! A PARTY! A party to tell everypony about us!"

"...US?" Dash questioned, very confused and very scared.

"Yeah, silly, US! As in YOU, Rainbow Dash and ME, Pinkie Pie! Ponyville's new SUPER CUTE couple!"

"C-couple?!"

Pinkie Pie puckered her lips together and went to press her pink lips against her new lover's blue ones, when Rainbow Dash pushed the pink mare off her. Pinkie Pie fell back and landed hard on her flank, only to look up at her love with large, sad blue eyes.

"Dashie...why are you playing hard to get? You don't have to pretend with me anymore!"

Rainbow Dash began to back up, much like she had in her first situation. She just didn't understand what was making all her friends go nuts! There had to be a reason for this, maybe it was some kind of magic...

Magic! That's it! I'll go talk to Twilight about this! Before she could think of an answer for Pinkie, she backed up to the door and flew out in one quick motion. She went into over-drive to get to Twilight's library as quick as she could, when she turned back one time to check if Pinkie was following her. Before she had a chance to turn her head back around she crashed into something, hard!

As she slid down the side of Rarity's boutique, she heard a window open above her as she landed on the ground.

"Just what in Equestria is going on out there?! Rainbow Dash, if you're trying another one of your crazy stunts outside my...my..."

Rarity looked down to see the dizzy pegasus holding on to her head in pain. When she heard the familiar sound of ponies stopping mid-sentence, she nervously looked up at the fashionista.

"Oh, no, Rarity! Not you, too!"

Rarity relaxed and raised her flank high in the air, bouncing a little bit.

"Why, Rainbow Dash, you know you're always welcome here. What have you done with your mane? It looks exquisite! Why don't you come on inside and we can-"

"NO!" Rainbow Dash yelled as she took off yet again to get away from all these crazy and apparently sex-deprived ponies.

She could see the library just up ahead, but before she dove for it, she paused. What if Twilight started acting nuts, too? She analyzed all the encounters she'd had so far and noticed a pattern right away. All of her friends had started out normal enough, that was until they actually looked at her. She wasn't sure if that really had anything to do with what was going on, but she had to at least try to keep Twilight from actually looking at her to see.

She flew, quietly and cautiously, over to one of her windows. Sure enough, there was Twilight, nose stuck in one of her books. Perfect! Rainbow Dash flew in the window and landed a few feet behind her friend.

"Twilight!" Rainbow said quickly.
"Don't turn around! Don't look at me!"

"What?" Twilight sounded confused.
"Rainbow Dash, is that you? What are you doing-" She lifted her head from her book and was starting to turn around.

"No! Please! Just trust me on this one, DON'T look at me!"

Twilight stopped for a second, then returned her gaze forward.

"Okay, I won't look at you, but why?"

"I...I, uh, I don't know! I came here to see if you could help me figure this out! All of a sudden, everytime any pony looks at me, they suddenly...they suddenly fall in love with me or something!"

"WHAT? Rainbow, I know you think you're the coolest thing in tow-"

"No, really, Twilight! I'm NOT enjoying this kind of attention! I stopped by Sweet Apple Acres and Applejack tried to kiss me as soon as she saw me! Saying that I looked...hot! Then, I went to see Pinkie Pie and she tried to throw a party in the name of out new relationship! And that's not even the half of it! Please, Twilight, I'm not making this up!" Then, she meekly added,
"Help me."

Twilight could sense the fear in Rainbow's voice and couldn't help by feel bad at how helpless she sounded.

"Okay, alright, so let's say I believe you. Why on earth would all your friends suddenly feel this way about you? You said it just started happening today? Did you have a spell go wrong with another unicorn? Did you find any enchanted objects?"

"What? I can't cast spells, Twilight! And I haven't found...wait a sec...enchanted objects?" She suddenly realized the necklace was still around her neck and it was glowing just as bright as when she found it in the woods.
"I found this rainbow necklace in the Everfree Forest earlier! Could THIS be what's causing this?"

"Really? Let me see what it-"

"Twilight! No!"

But it was too late, Twilight in a moment of curiosity getting the better of her, she had forgotten she couldn't look at her friend. The second her eyes caught sight of Dash, the unicorn began to quiver.

"Oh, no...T-Twilight?"

"Rainbow Dash..." She said, almost seductively.
"Let me see that necklace of yours, hmm?"

Rainbow wasn't sure if Twilight was being serious or not. Her ears drooped and she looked around frightened as her friend came over to "inspect the necklace". But, before Rainbow Dash could react, Twilight shoved her friend hard onto her bed.

"Whaa...?"

Then, jumping ontop of her to hold her in place, Twilight smirked.

"Oh, NOW I see what the problem is."

"You...do?"

"Mmhmm," Twilight licked her lips.
"It seems, Dash, that you've just been letting the wrong ponies look at you."

"The...huh, what?"

"That's right. But, don't worry. This time, you found the right pony..."

And, while still holding Dash in place with her front hooves, Twilight began to run her tongue down the pegasus's neck. Down her chest and all the way down to her sweet spot. Dash began to sweat and her wings flew up, but she cursed her body for betraying her.

"Twilight, p-please...don't do this..."

But, Twilight ignored her and began to work her tongue up and down, making her friend begin to involuntarily moan and whimper. She started to fight, to try to pull away, but Twilight began to work her tongue harder and it was starting to feel better and better. She was losing control.

"Twilight! Stop!"

"Your mouth says stop, but your body says keep going..." Twilight teased before burying her face back into her friend's clit.

"Ohhh..." Was all Rainbow could muster.

Suddenly, Dash's body began to tremble and her legs started to shake. Her body was preparing for an orgasm and Dash couldn't fight it anymore. A large moan escaped her lips as pleasure rocked her whole body. It had been a long time since she had climaxed, and it was intense. When she finished enjoying herself, she near collapsed under the purple unicorn, her hair sticking up and sweat falling down her face.

"There, problem solved. That's what I do, solve problems." Twilight grinned.
"Feel better?"

After having a second to pull herself together after such a draining orgasm, she jumped up. Oh no, what had she done? She had just let her friend do...THAT to her! She jumped off the bed quickly and began to race to the window when Twilight teleported right in her way.

"Wait, you're not leaving, are you?" She looked stern at first, but then her face fell.
"You're just going to let me do that and not return the favor? I thought...I thought we-"

"ARGH!" Rainbow yelled, frustrated.
"I didn't mean for- I mean, look, Twilight...don't worry, I'll be right back! I just wanted to get something...fun for when I...return the favor," She shuddered when she said that. "...for you. You're going to really like it! Just give me a sec, okay?" She lied.

"Really?" Twilight perked up and moved out of the way.
"Oh, yay! I'm excited!"

"Yeah, heh heh, you, uh, should be!"

She jumped out the window and took into the air, her privates were still throbbing and recovering from her first orgasm in months. She couldn't believe what had just happened! And now that Twilight was affected by this celestia-damn thing, what was she going to do?

Her hooves quickly felt the necklace and she frantically tried to pull it off, but it wouldn't budge.

"What the-"

She pulled and tugged, but she couldn't get it to move, not even an inch. She even landed on top of someone's roof and laid on her back while she used her back hooves desperately to get it off. After she had used all the energy she had left, she collapsed, defeated.

"NOW what am I gunna do?"

She looked over the rooftop, down at the small town. She couldn't approach anypony else without them trying to...to do THAT to her! What could she possibly do? She placed her head miserably on her front hooves and tried to think of any way to get this thing off her neck or anypony that could help her.

Suddenly, Fluttershy came into her mind. Even if the yellow pegasus accidentally looked at her, she was way too shy to ever try any of the things Twilight did! Yeah, Fluttershy! She may not know much about the necklace, but she was probably the safest pony to go to for help!

Feeling slightly better, and subconsciously better for finally releasing some of her pent up frustration, regardless of how weird the circumstance may have been, she flew off to her friend's cottage. There's no way this could go wrong!

It was worth a try at Fluttershy's

"There's music in the tree tops,and there's music in the vale, and all around the music fills the sky..."

A familiar soft voice sang out as Rainbow Dash descended on Fluttershy's cottage.

"There's music by the river, and there's music in the grass, and the music makes your heart soar in reply!"

Fluttershy flew up high in the air, twirling as she went. She lowered herself back down and continued feeding her animals as she hummed. Rainbow leapt into a bush and waited for the yellow pegasus to get closer.

"You've got to look inside and find, the music deep inside you, 'Cause when you look insi-"

"Fluttershy!"

"EEP!" Fluttershy shrieked upon hearing a strange voice and dropped the animal feed she had in her hooves. She covered her face and began to cower.

"Oh, come on! Fluttershy, it's me! Rainbow Dash!"

Fluttershy paused for a moment before sitting up.

"Rainbow Dash?" She looked around her yard.
"But, I don't see you!"

"That's right! And you're not gunna see me! Listen, something awful has happened!"

"Oh no!" Fluttershy began to shake again.
"I'm scared! Rainbow Dash, I don't like this, can't you please come out from wherever you are?"

"No!" Dash shouted.
"Listen to me very carefully, Fluttershy. I found a necklace in the forest and it turned out to be cursed or enchanted or something! Now, whenever anypony looks at me, they turn crazy! They start to fall in love with me and try to... well, it doesn't matter, the point is, I can't have any more ponies looking at me! Or else the whole town will be in love with me!"

Fluttershy sat in silence for a moment, digesting everything her friend had just said. She tilted her head to the side and then did something extremely unexpected. She began to giggle softly.

"Oh, Rainbow Dash, good one! Is this me getting pranked? Where's Pinkie Pie?"

"This is NOT a prank! Fluttershy, I'm serious!" Dash sounded angry so the giggling came to an end.

"Oh. Um, okay, then. Can you come out now?"

"NO! ARGH! Weren't you listening? If you look at me you're going to fall in love with me!"

"I promise I won't, Rainbow, honest."

"But you won't be able to help it! It's this necklace I'm wearing! It's some kind of crazy magic!"

"Oh, okay, then." Fluttershy felt rather silly talking out loud to just a voice. She sat back and looked at the ground.
"Um, have you tried taking the necklace off?"

"OF COURSE I'VE TRIED THAT! IT WON'T COME OFF!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, of course. Why would I ever assume you hadn't thought of that already? I'm so sorry..." Fluttershy felt tears welling up in her eyes at hearing her friend yell at her.

"Ugh, look, Fluttershy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell at you, it's not your fault. I'm just a little stressed out, it's been a rough day. And now I just don't know what to do! I went to Twilight for help but she accidentally looked at me before she could help! You're my last friend that doesn't want to... eyuck, nevermind!"

"It's okay, Rainbow Dash. I can see how this might be a frustrating situation..." She said trying to relate to her friend, still not quite sure if she believed the outrageous story. But, on the other hoof, strange things DID happen in this town all the time.
"What about Zecora? She knows a lot about remedies and magic. She even helped Twilight when Trixie had the alicorn amulet, remember?"

"Hey...Hey, yeah, you're right! Oh, Fluttershy, you're a genius!" Rainbow was so pleased with her friend, she lost herself in the moment and forget that Fluttershy was not supposed to see her. She flew out from the bushes and pulled her friend into a warm embrace to thank her for such a wonderful idea. The timid pony yelped slightly at the surprise of her friend popping out, but her muscles instantly relaxed when her eyes gazed upon the blue pegasus.

"Thank you, Fluttershy! Thank- Oh. Oh no!" Her magenta eyes opened wide at the realization of what she had just done.

"Oh, N-no problem, Rainbow Dash..." The yellow pegasus began to blush profusely and gently nuzzled into her friend's face.

Instinctively, Rainbow Dash pulled out of the embrace and began backing up, getting ready to fly away, when she paused. Fluttershy had also pulled away, after she had, and her pink hair fell over her face. She looked away, tears beginning to fall down her cheek.

"Fluttershy? Wha...What's wrong?"

"Oh, it's...nothing. I just, I just should've known a pretty and popular pony like you would never want me." She whimpered.
"I'm just a useless, phony pegasus who's afraid of her own shadow! I'm sorry, I'm not worth it."

Seeing her friend so upset and talk about herself so poorly tugged at Rainbow Dash's heart. Fluttershy was her friend and she was NOT useless! How could she say such a thing!

"No, Fluttershy! That's not true! Don't say those things about yourself!"

"Oh, don't pretend to care, Rainbow Dash, it's alright...I know you couldn't possibly love me."

"I DO love you, Fluttershy!" Of course, Rainbow Dash had meant she loved her like a friend, not wanting to see her friend hurt had made her temporarily forget the new strange situation she was in.

"Y-you do?"

"Of course!"

"Oh! That...that makes me so happy!" The pegasus exclaimed, louder than Dash had heard her talk all night. She leapt forth at Dash, wrapping all four legs around her body. Dash couldn't move and Fluttershy began to nuzzle and then softly lick Dash's face.

"Now, wait just a second here, Flutters...I didn't mean..."

"Hush, now." She said softly in Dash's ear, nibbling it slightly. The sensation was just enough to let one tiny moan escape Dash's lips.
"Quiet, now."

"Mmm..."

In contrast, Fluttershy's licks and movements were much softer and gentler than Twilight's had been. While Twilight had moved fast and hard, Fluttershy was moving slow and soft, but the feelings they were giving were just as intense. Rainbow's mind was trying to fight it, but her body had melted like butter and completely given in.

"You know, I have just the thing for this. I bought it a long time ago but I've been too nervous to actually try it. But, maybe, I can use it on you..." Fluttershy spread her wings, and still holding Dash tightly, flew into her cottage through the back door.

When they got inside, Fluttershy flew over to a box that looked like a chest underneath one of her tables. Pulling it out with one hoof, she carefully opened it and pulled out something long and rubbery.

"This is supposed to be an imitation of...well, you know, the things that stallion's have..." Fluttershy began to blush again, turning her whole yellow face as pink as her hair.

"Oh, what? Oh, no, Fluttershy, eheh heh, we, uh we don't need that..."

"I've never been with a stallion, but I'm sure you have, Rainbow Dash. I'm sure you'll love this..."

Before Rainbow Dash could object any further or try to get away, Fluttershy pushed the object slowly into Rainbow's genitals.

"Ohh!" She moaned.

Fluttershy giggled at her friend's reaction, loving every moment of it. She began to push it in further and further, making the rainbow maned pegasus twitch while small groans came from her mouth. Then, Fluttershy pulled it back until it almost came out, only to push it right back in again. It went slowly at first, but after a few thrusts, she began to pick up speed.

"Fluttershy! Wait- Ohhhh! Wait, please I- Mmm! Oh yeah! I mean, no! Stop! Uh, ohhhh!"

Fluttershy was pushing the item in and out of Rainbow Dash faster and faster. She didn't want to admit it, but it was feeling really good! Her wings shot up, as they did before, and she started to squirm violently.

"Ohhh, no! I'm going to...you're going to make me...OHHHH!"

For the second time today, Rainbow Dash moaned as her body reacted passionately to the pleasure she was receiving. She had gotten so wet, Fluttershy's toy was soaked and it was dripping on the floor. Fluttershy was sweating and moaning slightly herself, eyes wide at the sight she was performing on her friend. When her orgasm ended, Rainbow was entirely out of energy, and let her eyes shut as she fell limp on the floor.

Fluttershy removed the toy and looked at her friend, blushing even harder than she had when they started.

"Oh!" She shouted. (Or as much of a shout that Fluttershy could produce.)
"I'M SO EMBARRASSED!"

Rainbow Dash's eyes flew open as Fluttershy pushed her toward the door and then out of it, letting it slam.

"Huh? Wha...?"

"I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash, I just...need a minute. This is so embarrassing! But, please come back tomorrow, that is, if you want to. I love you! Goodnight!"

Dash stood there for a moment, stunned. Then, she began to feel highly embarrassed herself. So much for Fluttershy helping her get to Zecora's, now she'd have to go herself. And what on earth was Fluttershy doing with...with THAT?

"Fluttershy..." Rainbow said, shaking her head.
"I never would have guessed."

As Rainbow's wings came down on their own, she shook them out and prepared to take off. She had hoped to have Fluttershy block her appearance as they walked to Zcora's hut, just in case anypony else saw her, but flying would be just as well. It was dark now, the sun had just completely set, no pony should be out flying this late. What a crazy day this has been! She couldn't believe two of her friends had pleasured her like that. When she did finally get this stupid necklace off, how could she ever face them?

She shook her head and decided not to think about the events that just transpired and work on getting to Zecora's and NOT letting her see her, but how could she do that?

As she took to the air, she pondered that question. The first two times she tried to keep her friends from looking at her had all ended in failure. Although, the last time was mainly her fault, but hey, who's counting? As she flew closer to the Everfree Forest, it dawned on her.

A blindfold!

Perfect, she said to herself, now things really can't go wrong!

The Princess of the Night will make everything alright

Rainbow Dash kicked some rocks around with her hooves, feeling very defeated. Zecora's hut had been empty when she arrived with a note pinned to the door.

"If any ponies should try to visit me, dissapointed they shall be,
I shall return in one week's time, the Appaloosan mountains I went to climb. "

She looked up to see the gorgeous night sky, stars shimmering overhead. She hadn't realized how late it had become, or how long it took her to get here. She had really only come here the one time, when they first found out Zecora wasn't the evil enchantress they had all thought, and her wings really weren't working properly at the time. If not for her glowing necklace, she would've been in complete darkness. How does Zecora do it? Live out here alone?

But then, she shuddered to think that if she didn't find a way to remove this necklace, that may be her fate as well. Shaking her head to remove the thought, her eyelids began to droop. She was having a hard time staying awake, even on the way here, everything she had been through today had taken a lot out of her!

She decided it might be best to get some sleep and try to, very carefully, search for a way to fix this curse. Her wings began to lazily flap as she guided herself home, smacking herself in the face to stay awake.

When she did return home, she quickly made sure the door was as locked tight as a cloud door could be and sealed all the windows shut. She did not want to risk one of her friends showing up here while she was so vulnerable. She double checked that everything was secure, then dove for her bed.

"Ahh," She said softly, covering herself in fluffy clouds.

It did not take her long, she was fast asleep by the time her head hit the cloud pillow. She snuggled herself in and lay there silently for a while. However, about an hour into her sleep, she began to twitch and shudder violently.

Rainbow Dash's dream had started out nice enough.

She was flying through the sky, twirling and doing loops, trying tricks she had only dreamed of before. Below, her friends were stomping their hooves and cheering wildly for her. She was loving it, eating up all the attention that she so desperately needed and loved. After she had finished her grand finale, she landed next to her friends to eat up all their praise.

"Well, guys? What did you think of that?" She asked, only to be greeted by no response.

"Huh?" Her eyes had been closed, as she was being boastful, but when she opened them she felt like screaming.

Her friends were still standing there, but they no longer looked normal. Their skin was falling off, some were missing eyeballs, bones could be seen, and, worst of all, they were all groaning with blood around each of their mouths.

"Z-z-zombies!" Rainbow shouted, and took off running.

She tried to fly away, but she suddenly felt like her wings would not open, no matter how much she willed them to. She could only run faster to try to escape the angry mob of ponies that used to be her friends. They were pretty fast for undead corpses, and Rainbow began to panic as she glanced behind to see they were gaining on her, fast.

"Celestia damnit! I don't know what's worse! My friend's trying to eat my brains or my friends trying to eat my- WOAH!"

She tripped over a root in the ground and tumbled over herself. When she finally stopped moving, she looked up to see the zombie versions of all her friends were mere feet away from her and they looked like they were going in for the kill.

"Oh, this is it, I guess!" She began to cower and threw her hooves over her eyes, waiting to be devoured.

But, nothing happened. She sat still for a moment, afraid to actually look to see why she hadn't been mutilated yet, but curiosity eventually made her remove her hooves and open her eyes. When she did, the world around her looked very different. She was just alone in the middle of a field, the night sky looming over her in all it's beauty. But, then, a dark figure began to approach her.

"Do not be scared, Rainbow Dash," A friendly and familiar voice spoke.
"I am here to help."

Suddenly, it all made sense. She was dreaming! Of course! And now, Princess Luna was here to help her! Now, she could tell the princess all about her REAL problem and help her solve it! This was just absolutely perfect! Scootaloo had told Rainbow all about the night Princess Luna had helped her face her fears when they had all gone camping, she had literally entered Scootaloo's dream and now she was entering hers!

"Princess Luna! I'm so glad you're here!" Dash said enthusiastically, running toward the Princess.

"I'm happy to help when my subjects are...are..." Princess Luna suddenly trailed off as she came face to face with the blue pegasus.

"Uh, Princess...Luna?"

The Princess of the Night grinned slightly and began to play with her mane.

"Oh, Rainbow Dash, we...We can't believe we never noticed before..."

"Noticed what? And why are you talking like that?"

"Oh, we can't help it, we do it when we are nervous..."

"What? Nervous? Why are you... Oh, come ON! You've gotta be kidding me! I'm even wearing it in my dreams?!"

Sure enough, when Dash looked down, she saw the hated object glowing softly around her neck.

"We are sorry we never gave you the time of day before, quite honestly, whenever we saw you with Twilight and her other friends, we found you to be rather..."

"Intimidating?" Dash asked, might as well soak up all the compliments she could.

"Annoying, actually," The Princess blushed and Rainbow pouted.
"But, now we see the error in our ways, we do hope you can forgive us?"

"Yeah, yeah."

"Oh, MOST EXCELLENT!" Dash trembled slightly at the booming voice, her mane stood straight up.

Then, the dark coated alicorn leaned down and gave Dash a small, but forceful kiss on the lips. Before she could react to that, Luna used her maigic to pin Rainbow Dash to the ground. Suddenly, the scenery changed and the pegasus found herself laying on a very romantic-looking heart shaped bed. The princess was still hovering over her, grinning.

"Are you excited? We are most excited! We haven't done this in...Well, in over a thousand years!"

"Ohhh, boy. Done...Done what exactly?" Dash smiled nervously as sweat began to pour down her face.

"This..." Luna said, using her magic to force Dash's head right into her nether-regions.

"Mmph!" Was all Dash could muster.

"Now, show your Princess some real worshipping." Luna moaned.

Dash was fighting it at first, there's no way she was going to willingly lick Princess Luna's...

"We see you are a little shy, not to worry, we shall help you get started."

Suddenly, Dash's tongue became alive in her mouth and hungrily went for the Princess's clit. She flicked her tongue across it and massaged it gently.

"Ohhh, yes, that's it!" Luna began to moan, and then squeal with delight.

Dash began working harder, moving her tongue in all directions, repeating any motion that made the alicorn buck and tremble. Her moans were getting louder and she was beginning to scream. Even Dash couldn't deny how much this was turning her on, she felt her own clit pulse and throb with desire.

"Oh, Oh YES! Don't stop! We are THE PRINCESS OF THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTT!" Luna shouted, climaxing all over Dash's muzzle.

Dash stopped pleasuring the princess and rolled onto her side. The alicorn also collapsed next to her, unable to stop the huge grin from spreading over her face.

"Oh, how wonderful! That was the best we've had in, well, ever!" She squealed.

"But YOU were forcing my tongue the whole time! I didn't even do anything!" Dash reasoned, angrily.

"Oh, you are a silly pegasus, aren't you?" Luna smiled.
"We only moved your tongue to get you started, you were in total control after that."

Dash began to blush and turned away from the Princess. This was certainly the weirdest day she had ever had. Ever.

"Oh! Oh my goodness, it's almost sunrise! I must go!" Luna jumped up suddenly.
"Til' tomorrow night then? My little rainbow maned surprise?" She leaned in and gave Dash a quick peck before the world as Dash knew it began to rip apart.

"Ugh!" She fell over as if she were in pain, but she was only waking up.

She jumped up in her cloud bed, looking around anxiously. Had that really happened? Had Princess Luna really fallen in love with her? Or maybe it really was all just a dream...

She looked to her window, sunlight was leaking in through a small crack where she had sealed it up. She was about to get up and change it back into a window, when she suddenly noticed something. She was wet. She put a hoof down, below her tummy to feel that she had soaked not only herself, but part of her bed as well.

"Great," She groaned.
"Just bucking great."

Meanwhile, in Canterlot...

Princess Celestia felt terrible. Her face was laying right on the breakfast table, not caring who saw. She had a terrible headache and her sister had not stopped talking all morning. She was usually asleep by now, she rarely ever joined her for breakfast, or even stuck around after she had raised the sun.

Why won't she go to sleep? Celestia thought bitterly.
And why is she going on about Rainbow Dash so much?

When there's disparity leave it to Rarity

Rainbow Dash had been pacing in her cloud home for so long, she was starting to make the floor sag. She had been wracking her brain all morning, trying to think of what to do. If even the princesses were affected by the necklace, who could possibly help her? She certainly couldn't live everyday like this! She probably WOULD have to go live by herself, away from any kind of civilization. But, she so hated being alone.

She stopped pacing and collapsed into a ball on the floor. She had been holding back tears, but now one was falling down her cheek. She was going to have to live all alone forever! And for what, over this STUPID necklace!

She suddenly became very angry and began pulling at the necklace.

"COME...OFF!" She was using all her strength.

She was rolling all over the floor, frantically pulling and pushing, not realizing just how weak she had made the floor with all her pacing. She looked silly, as if she were trying to beat herself up, as she began to literally punch the necklace. This only ended in hurting herself and making a small hole in her cloud floor. A hole that she promptly fell through.

"Kyaaahhhh!" She screamed as she fell, landing hard on the ground.

"While I'm flattered by your enthusiasm, Dash, you simply could've just greeted me from your doorway."

Rainbow had landed on her back with her legs up in the air. She looked up meekly at the white unicorn that had been standing mere inches away from her landing zone.

"Although, I must say I do enjoy the view..."

"Oh, please, noooo..." Dash whined to herself.

"Hmph!" Rarity turned her nose up.
"If you weren't interested, you merely had to say so! There's no need act as if I'm some sort of monster!"

Dash leapt to her hooves. Could it be? Could it really be just that simple? Could she just TELL the ponies that she wasn't interested? She decided to nervously give it a shot.

"Okay, Rarity, no offense, but I'm not interested in you that way...I like you just as a friend."

"...I see."

Rarity gave one last look at the pegasus with her gorgeous blue eyes before turning around. And having a total emotional meltdown.

"Of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!"

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. Of course that wouldn't work, this was Rarity.

"But, of course you turned me down! Look at me! I've become ugly, haven't I? Let myself go! I used to be beautiful, I used to BE somepony! Now, I can't get anypony to pay attention to me!"

Rarity's little temper tantrum was starting to attract some attention. She was loud enough that a few ponies in town were starting to wonder what was happening. Rainbow's eyes became small and she started to sweat as she heard the fast approaching ponies.

"What's going on over there?"
"Is that Rarity and Rainbow Dash?"
"It sure is! And would'ja look at Rainbow Dash today? Hubba hubba!"
"She looks amazing! I gotta talk to her!"
"No, I gotta talk to her!"

Rainbow had to think of something, fast! Trying to get away from one pony was hard enough, but a whole group of them? And more were on the way! She looked back to Rarity, who was still rambling about being rejected.

"Rarity!" She interrupted.
"You ARE beautiful! In fact, can you take me to your boutique? I would just LOVE for you to, uh, do my mane!"

"Oh, don't try and make me feel better, Dash! It's too late, I already know what you think of me!"

"Oh, no, but you don't! I...I'm just not okay with going public with... our relay-tion-ship...ugh... just yet. Can we please go somewhere where we can be...alone?"

Rarity stopped crying and stood up straight, pondering what the pegasus had just said,

"Yes, yes of course! I should've known you would want to keep this a secret, but...it's not because you're ashamed of ME, is it?"

"No! Of course not! Please, Rarity, can we just go? NOW?" She looked helplessly as the towns ponies were just a few feet from her.

"Yes, yes." Rarity leapt toward Dash very gracefully and wrapped her hooves around her. Her horn lit up and they were teleported right into Carousel Boutique, with not a moment to spare.

"Thank Celestia!" Rainbow cried as she ran up to the nearest window, looking out to make sure nopony else was around, then shut it.

She was about to turn to Rarity and think of a good excuse to give her, but she felt something grab her tail. Rarity's magic was pulling her down on her back and dragging her up the stairs, into Rarity's bedroom. Dash was blurting out anything she could to stop the situation, but before she could put a single coherent sentence together, she was thrown onto the bed on her back. Then, Rarity gently leaped on top of the blue pony, backwards. Sticking her equine slit on top of Rainbow's muzzle and sticking her own muzzle into Dash's.

Without a word, Rarity began to lick and nibble, delicately but efficiently. Dash once again began to moan as the familiar feeling traveled throughout her body, the feeling she so reluctantly enjoyed. Rarity was starting to get irritated that her partner was not returning her efforts and began to wiggle her plot in an attempt to snap Rainbow into it. Dash just stared at her friend's moist hole, unsure what to do next.

"Dash!" Rarity paused.
"Please! You're being rather rude!"

But, Rainbow didn't budge. She couldn't believe her friend's rear was so close to her face, she could see everything! This was much different than the dream she had with Luna, this was real life! Suddenly, a sharp pain came from her pleasure center. Rarity had bit on her friend's clit in an effort to make her move along. She hadn't done it too hard, but it sure wasn't playful, either.

"Alright! ALRIGHT!" Dash shouted, realizing she was in no position to compromise.

When she finally stuck her tongue out and let it graze over her friend, she felt the pleasure her body was starting to crave return. She never wanted to feel that pain again, so she began to work hard to keep her friend pleased. She ran her tongue in circles and up and down, all while Rarity mimicked the movements down south.

Rarity finally gave a very lady-like moan, pausing to enjoy her climax before returning to finishing Dash. Rainbow had been played with so much recently, it was becomming just a tad more difficult for her to get off. Before, it had happened so fast, but now...now she needed something more.

"Rarity..." Dash practically whispered.
"Do you have any...uh...any rubber stallion dildos?"

"What was that. dear? I'm afraid I didn't hear you..." Rarity smirked, having heard her friend quite well the first time.

"You know, those things that some mares use to uh, pleasure themselves?"

"Oh, you mean, one of THESE?" Rarity asked, leaning over her bed and pulling out a small box. She opened it and inside was a toy, very similar to the one Fluttershy had.

"And, what do you want me to do with this, darling?" Rarity teased.

"Awh, come on, Rarity. Don't make me say it..."

"Well, if you can't tell me what you want, I'll just put it away-"

"NO!" Dash shouted, then her ears drooping with embarrassment.
"I mean, would you please...use it on me?"

Dash's body was now screaming for an orgasm, she was all worked up and there was no way she couldn't finish. As much as she hated being in this submissive and awkward position, she couldn't deny how badly she needed the release.

"Beg me." Rarity said.

"Rarity! Come on! Don't do this!"

But, Rarity turned her head and was already pretending to put the toy back into it's box. This made Rainbow Dash panic, and then she looked irritated. She was going to have to embarrass herself a little more then.

"Please," she whimpered.
"Please use that toy to pleasure me. I...I need it."

"Mmm! That's a good girl!"

Rarity took the toy back over to her friend and shoved it deep within her. Her horn lit up, activating the toy, and it began to vibrate inside the pegasus's blue snatch. The unicorn returned to licking her friend and enjoying the pony tremble, twitch, and moan. She began to jerk violently as an orgasm was quickly approaching.

"Ahh, yes! YES!" She called out as the feeling took her over and her limbs turned into jelly.

When her body stopped rocking, she collapsed backwards as Rarity slowly pulled the drenched toy out of the trembling pony.

Rarity used her magic to move the toy into the sink, reminding herself to wash it later, and jumped in bed next to her new lover. She cuddled up to the pegasus and nuzzled in. Dash was so tired, she didn't fight her friend off, she just laid there, cuddled together. She hadn't meant to fall asleep, but the orgasm she had calmed her body and mind enough to drift away...

Soarin goes explorin...g

A blue eyelid opened lazily and a magenta eye began to take in it's surroundings.

Wait...This isn't right...

Rainbow Dash lifted her head to look around as memories of her morning came rushing back. She glanced down to see a white unicorn with slightly frazzled hair sleeping soundly and delicately next to her. She stirred slightly as Dash carefully inched away from her, then took to the air.

What am I doing?! I gotta get out of here!

She very slowly and as soundlessly as she could, flew down into the front room of the boutique and out the door. She quickly looked around to make sure nopony was around, then began tip-hoofing (?) [Author's Note: Yeah, I was stumped on this one. Just go with it.] to the nearest bush. There were plenty of pegasi flying through the air and ponies walking around town, as it was now mid-afternoon. She nervously tried to think of anyway to make it back home.

"Rainbow Dash!"

"EEP!" Rainbow said, her hair standing on end. There was no mistaking it, that was the voice of Twilight. And she didn't sound happy. But how on earth did she even know that she was in here? She turned around to notice the tip of her one-of-a-kind rainbow tail sticking out of the bush. Horseapples.

"I can't believe you just left me last night! I waited up for you for hours! I should've known you'd be taking advantage of everypony you could! I saw you doing the walk of shame from Carousel Boutique, you know! 'Not loving this kind of attention', indeed!"

"Wait..." Dash said, popping just her head slightly out from this bush, just in case anypony else wandered by.
"You remember the talk about the necklace?"

"Of course! It was just last night, or do you think I'm easily forgetful? Oh wait, you do."

"But, But...if you know that the necklace is causing all of this then...do you not want me anymore?"

"Oh, no, Rainbow Dash, I still want you. And I think right about now, you owe me."

"WAIT!" Rainbow Dash put her hooves up.
"Help me get this necklace off and then I'll do whatever you want, I ... uh, I promise!" She grinned, trying to look sincere.

"Because your promises mean so much, don't they? We only have a deal if you pinkie promise!"

"Fineeee... but only after you help me! Okay?"

"Okay!" Twilight grinned.

"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye..." Dash said, sounding bored.
"There! Now help me!"

"Actually, I already did!" Twilight said, her horn lighting up. Then a book levitated out her saddlebag and was floating in front of Rainbow's face.

"Huh, wha...?"

"I did some research last night when I was waiting for you to come back! Even though we had a little fun, I was still actually looking at that necklace around your neck!"

Rainbow blushed slightly, remembering exactly how Twilight had "inspected her necklace".

"...And, after a lot of research, and I mean a LOT, that's a pretty rare necklace you were lucky enough to find, I stumbled upon an old story. It tells the tale of a lonely pony who wanted to make her crush fall in love with her. But, using magic to play with others' emotions never works right, and it caused anyone who looked at her to fall head over heels!"

Rainbow jumped out of the bush, getting excited.

"Yes! That's it! That sounds exactly like what's happening to me!"

"...And no matter how much the pony tried to take the necklace off, it just wouldn't, not by sheer force anyway-"

"Oh yes!" Rainbow began to bounce excitedly.
"That's it! How do I get it off?!"

"Well..." Twilight said, not sounding as confident as she did before.
"The story only says that the unicorn who gave her the necklace told her there was only one way to remove the necklace and it wasn't easy."

"So? What is it? I don't care how hard it is!"

"Well, that's just the thing. That's all it says, literally." She flipped open to the page and began reading.
"It says, 'he told the young mare there was only one way to remove the necklace and it wouldn't be easy. The young mare did as she was told and happily found that it worked!'. That's it."

Rainbow Dash drooped.
"No! That can't be all it says!"

"I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash, I-" Twilight was interrupted by Rainbow grabbing the book to look for herself.

Rainbow flipped through all the pages having to do with the tale of the mysterious rainbow necklace, but Twilight was right, there was nothing else written that could possibly help her. She began to worry that she would just be stuck with this fate forever! Her eyes began to water and tears were just about to come pouring down when she tried to fight them off. But thinking how hopeless things were looking made it near impossible. Not wanting to let Twilight see her breakdown, she flew up into the air.

"Wait, Rainbow Dash!"

"I'm sorry, Twilight! I just gotta go!" She barely got her words out and then flew out if sight in a rainbow-flash.

"Wait, Rainbow! You PROOOOMIIIISED!" But Rainbow didn't hear, despite how loud Twilight had yelled.

Rainbow flew as far away from town as she could before she had to land. She was crying pretty hard now and it was making it hard to see where she was flying. She landed on a piece of grass in a very deserted looking place she had never been before, but she noticed she wasn't that far from Cloudsdale. Her mane was still a mess from her morning with Rarity and her face was now covered in her own salty tears. She sat down and closed her eyes, feeling terribly sorry for herself.

"Hey, what's that? Is someone over here?" A male voice came from behind her.

Rainbow was so concentrated on herself that she didn't even hear the stallion speak, or that he was quickly coming up behind her.

"Are you crying? Hey, is that you? Rainbow Dash?"

The second her name was uttered, it snapped her out of her pity party. Looking over her shoulder, she saw the absolute last pony she wanted to see at the moment. One of her heroes, a wonderbolt. Soarin.

"Hey, it is you! What's the matter, Rain...bow... Wow, uh, you, you look really good today, Dash. Is there...Is there anything I can do to help? ...Anything?"

"Yeah," Rainbow said, beginning to feel a little angry by the same old routine.
"You could leave me alone!"

"Sure! I could- Oh. What? Why? ...You look like you could use some cheering up."

"Trust me," She muttered.
"That is the last thing I want. I'm getting a little sick of being 'cheered up'."

"Maybe...Maybe you're just not being the right kind of cheered up."

"What? That is ridiculo-"

Before she could argue, Soarin had flown right in front of her and kissed her. Dash began to blush, but didn't pull away. In truth, she had never been with a stallion before, not all the way anyway. Part of her wanted to fly off and find a new place to hide, but there was another part of her that wanted to expierience this. I mean, she had really loved the toys some of her friends had, even if she hated to admit it. And now, the real thing was staring her right in the face. Literally. Soarin had temporarily lifted himself slightly up to show off his member, which made Dash blush even harder.

He shifted his weight and lightly pushed Rainbow back so she was lying down and slowly followed. Now looming over her, he whispered in her ear.

"Are you sure you don't want me to cheer you up?"

"Well, maybe... you could try to..."

As if on cue, Soarin pushed himself inside the tiny pegasus. She moaned softly and bit her lower lip. He was a lot bigger than the toys she had played with before, so it took a moment to get used to. But after a few thrusts, she was trembling and bucking underneath the Stallion. He began breathing heavily right in Dash's ear, which only made her more excited. She found her hoof slowly going for her own clit, to further intensify the feelings she was receiving. After a few moments, she let herself enjoy the now familiar feeling of climaxing and listened to her new partner enjoy himself. When Soarin began to shake and groan more than before, Dash realized something.

"Wait, Soarin! Don't...Don't do that inside of me..."

"Okay," He puffed.
"Where do you want it?"

Dash was confused by the question and before she could even think of an answer, he pulled himself out and exploded all over her. Rainbow gasped at the sight, it had covered her entire stomach.

"Mmmm," Soarin took a deep breath and rolled next to the mare.
"Well? Did I cheer you up?"

But Rainbow was still staring at the mess on her body and began to feel badly again. Why did she let him do that? And this whole situation just further proved how hard it was going to be trying not to be seen by other ponies. Even when she thought she had found a spot to be alone, another pony had found her. Also, how the hay was she supposed to clean this mess up? Was he just going to leave it on her?

"Uh, Rainbow Dash?"

"You! ...You!" The feeling of anger was coming up again, only what could she really be mad at him for? She had went along with it, hadn't she?

"YOU...Clean this off me right now!" She shouted.

"Oh, ho oh! Yes, ma'am!" He said, grinning.

"That's right yes ma'am! Wait...What?"

Soarin liked how Dash was now taking control, maybe he had misjudged her. He leaned down and began to lick at her slit, that was now covered in her own fluids.

"Wait, no, that's not what I-"

For a moment, Rainbow relaxed and was about to let herself fall into another orgasm. But, she shook her head and jumped up before her body could make her change her mind. Without giving so much as an excuse, she was tired of coming up with those, she flew off, leaing Soarin to scratch his head, wondering what he had done wrong.

It might hurt to think a little pink

It was becoming harder and harder to constantly fly in the air around Ponyville without being seen. Rainbow Dash was wracking her brain for any place she could go to where she wouldn't be seen for a while. Every place she had tried so far would somehow be inhabited by somepony she hadn't noticed before landing. She had barely took to the air in enough time before she was seen. And now, she was panting, tired, and feeling a little weak.

She hadn't noticed that she was rapidly flying lower and lower to the ground. It's no use, I have no other options. I'm going to have to risk it and hide somewhere deep in the Everfree forest where nopony will ever find me...She thought sadly.

However, before she could convince herself to put the plan into action, she was suddenly removed from the sky due to a heavy pink blur crashing into her and slamming her into the ground.

"Hi Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

The pink pony had leapt into the air and successfully brought her friend out of the sky with a hug.

"Pinkie?! But... how was that even possible?"

"Well, you were flying prettyyyy low there for a second and I've been practicing my bouncing, see? I can almost bounce high enough to reach the ceiling if I needed to! Like, if I needed to replace a lightbulb or something, I could just bounce up and fix it! Ooh! That reminds me of a joke! How many ponies does it take to screw in a lightbulb! You'd think it would be ONE because I just told you how high I can bounce, but the pony that wrote the joke didn't know that I could do that! Wait, I wonder WHO wrote the joke! Did he write every joke or just the lightbulb ones? I wonder-"

Pinkie Pie was interrupted by Dash's stomach, which gave the loudest rumbling sound that ever came from her tummy. Rainbow Dash realized she hadn't eaten a thing all day.

"-GASP-! Rainbow Dash, you sound hungry! Your belly is begging for food! I mean, I don't really speak stomach growl, but I'm prettyyyy sure that's what it would've said if I could! I know! Why don't I make you something to eat! Would you like a pie?"

"I-I don't know, I'm in a hurry to get somewhere-"

But Dash's stomach growled again, just as loudly.

"On second thought, I really could use some food. But...you're really just trying to help me, right? This isn't some interlude to you trying to have sex with me, is it?"

"Sex?! EwwYUCK! Why would I wanna do that to you, Dashie? I just wanna help you get something to eat! Because you need it! And I love you! And that's what you do when you love somepony! You take care of them!"

Rainbow didn't argue, she was excited at the prospect of a pony NOT trying to force their way with her! She should've guessed Pinkie would be too innocent to want something like that. Sure, she wasn't Rainbow's first choice to be showered with love and attention, but she sure could use somepony taking care of her.

Inside Sugar Cube Corner, Pinkie Pie prepared a few sweet treats for her friend to eat. Rainbow hadn't realized just how hungry she was, as soon as the food was in front of her face, she couldn't hold herself back from practically inhaling it all at once. Pie filling was smeared all over her muzzle within seconds and it was flying everywhere. Pinkie Pie had to duck to prevent any mess from getting on her fur.

"Wow! You really WERE hungry, Dashie!"

"Mmph, Yeah! Thanks Pinkie! I haven't had a thing to eat all day! Mmmmm!"

Pinkie Pie smiled as she watched the pegasus enjoy herself. When Rainbow had finished licking her plate clean, literally, she leaned back in her seat and sighed.

"That was awesome, Pinkie Pie, it really hit the spot."

"I'm so glad, Dashie! Hey, now that I've helped you out, do you think you could help ME out with something?"

"Uh, sure, what is it?" Rainbow eyed her friend, suspiciously.

"I just need somepony to help me move some furniture around in my room, silly!"

"Oh! Jeez, sorry Pinkie Pie, it's been a crazy day. I would love to help you."

"HURRAY!"

The two friends walked up the stairs, one of them bouncing excitedly. Rainbow almost laughed to herself about how silly the notion of Pinkie Pie trying to screw her. She could never picture Pinkie Pie being so...sexual! She may still be affected by the necklace, but maybe all Pinkie wants out of a relationship is company and hugs. In fact, that didn't sound so bad. Maybe...

Rainbow's thoughts had been suddenly cut off by the earth pony kicking her forcefully into the bedroom. It was pitch black inside and before she could get her bearings, she was being shoved on to the bed. Then, before she could realize that happened, something cold and metallic was snapped on her front left hoof, making her only able to pull her arm so far without it stopping from resistance.

CLACK! her right hoof befell the same fate.

CLACK!
CLACK!

Now all her limbs were unwillingly held in place, as she was laying on her back, legs stretched out making her spread eagle and feeling incredibly vulnerable.

"What's going on?" Rainbow whined, unsure what exactly this could be.

On cue, a match was lit and brought to a candle. When the second candle was also lit, Dash could see just enough to tell what was going on. Pinkie Pie was standing just a few feet away, lighting another match but this time it was for a cigarette, and her mane had lost it's fluff and curl. She was clad in a black leather outfit, that clung to her fur so tightly, it almost appeared that her coat was now black and shiny. She took a puff of her cigarette as she slowly began walking towards the now helpless Rainbow Dash.

In addition to seeing Pinkie Pie, Dash could now tell that she was hoof-cuffed to the bed. At the foot of it was a table, holding various objects. Dash could identify a few things, but none of them were anything she expected or wanted anything to do with.

"P-Pinkie Pie?"

"Wrongo," said the pink mare, in a dark tone.

"You're starting to scare me, Pinkie, I-"

"Pinkamena."

"-Don't like...Huh? What?"

"Pinkamena, not Pinkie Pie. Although, it doesn't really matter. You'll be referring to me as 'mistress' from now on."

"...Come again?"

"You'll be calling me 'mistress' from now on. Whenever you have permission to talk, you will address me as such. That's the first rule."

"R-rule?!"

"Yes. You are to follow all the rules as I tell them to you. Breaking a rule will result in punishment. Following all the rules perfectly will result in a reward, so I highly recommend following them. The second rule is you are to swiftly and efficiently perform every and anything I ask of you. Even if it's something that seems silly, like reciting the Equestrian Anthem backwards. You are not to question what I ask of you, you are just to do it, understand?"

"...Oh! I get it! Ahahaha! Wow! This is your best prank yet, Pinkie! You really got me! Seriously, I think I almost wet myself when I saw all those whips..."

"This is not a prank, Dashie, sorry. Please don't make use the whips too much. I'll let the first breaking of the rules go, but not next time. Now, tell me that you understand the rules so far."

"Pinkie Pie, you can't be serious! I..."

Pinkamena began to glare daggers at the bound pegasus. She stopped speaking and frantically analyzed the situation at hand. Was this really happening?

"Pinkie..."

The pink pony glared harder at Rainbow and took a step toward the table at the foot of the bed, taking one last long drag of the cigarette before putting it out.

"I mean Pinkamena..."

One of the whips was taken into the pony's mouth as she prepared to use it.

"MISTRESS! I MEAN MISTRESS!"

The whip was dropped back to the table. Pinkamena smiled, happily, and her voice went back to it's usual bouncy and sweet tone.

"Oh good, Dashie! You're learning! I knew you would! Oh, I'm so excited to play with you! We're going to have so much fun..."

This time, Pinkamena picked the whip up in her mouth again and leapt onto the bed. She unzipped the leather suit's zipper attached to her nether regions, exposing her sex. She inched up so it was in Dash's face.

"Lick me, slave."

"Please, can we please do somethhhiiIIIIINNNNNNNGGG, YOOOOWWWWWWW!" The pegasus cried out in pain.

Pinkamena had cracked the whip and it came down on Dash's flank, hard. She couldn't believe Pinkie had actually used it on her! And it had HURT! She felt her eyes begin to water as she came to a final conclusion about this strange and terrifying situation. She hung her head and complied.

"Yes, mistress."

Rainbow stuck her tongue out to show the pink pony she would do as she was asked. Pinkamena smiled happily and pushed her slit back in place. She began to moan softly as it was lapped at by her slave. Pinkamena twitched and her moans became louder as she started to really enjoy herself. Dash was working as hard as she could, trying to do the best job possible. She was afraid to what extent Pinkie would take things. As she pleasured her friend, the shock of finding out Pinkie Pie clearly had a secret BDSM fetish was sinking in.

Rainbow hadn't noticed Pinkie go for the whip again, not until a stinging pain erupted on her sore flank.

"EEEEEEYOWWW! WHAT THE HELL!" She screamed.

"Sorry, Dashie, I forgot to tell you..." Pinkamena giggled.
"I can't get off without inflicting just a bit of pain on somepony. Even if you follow all the rules perfectly, you'll still get whipped just a few times. I guess I should've warned you!"

It was disturbing to hear the voice of her friend say all of these things. Fearing she would be whipped yet again, Rainbow buried her muzzle back in Pinkamena's sweet spot. As she began to moan and on occasion, even giggle to herself, Dash felt terribly degraded. This was by far the worst sexual experience she had been forced into. This was real humiliation. And, for the most part, it was because Dash was forced into the SUB role. She may not be too interested in pain or bondage, but in the bedroom, Dash was clearly a DOM! She should be in charge, shouldn't she?

As Pinkamena fell back into her first orgasm, Dash's tongue still hung in the air, incredibly over-worked for one day. Pinkamena laid back on her lover's body, looking satisfied and content. For a second, Dash thought the worst was over and that was all she would have to do. Boy, was she wrong.

"Good job, slave." She commended.
"Next, I have a few ideas that are just FUN FUN FUN! Well, fun for ME, anyway..."

"Alright, Pinkie, I really can't do this anymore. Please, please let me out of these! I'm not really into this...this whatever you call it! I did my best, can't you just let me go now? I don't know what else you could want from me! I played along, didn't I? I mean, you didn't even give me any warning to this craziness! And, I wasn't going to bring this up, but this is ten times WORSE than the time you were having a party with a bucket of turnips and a bag of flour. Are you really going to..."

Dash kept rambling, trying to talk her way out of this uncomfortable predicament as nicely as she could. But Pinkamena was starting to lose her temper at not only Dash's chattering, but her total disregard for rules.

"That is IT!" She yelled, pulling Dash out of her tangent.
"You're getting bridled! Apparently two rules are too hard for Rainbow Dash!"

"...B-bridled?"

Before she could inquire further, Dash felt something cold and hard being shoved into her mouth. Pinkamena pulled the straps in tightly around Dash's head and secured the bridle on her head. Dash looked around, frightened by how things had escalated in mere seconds.

"There! Hmm, it actually looks pretty cute on you! But, not cute enough to avoid your punishment..."

Rainbow started to sweat and her eyes grew small with fear as Pinkamena walked over to the table and picked up something that would forever haunt Dash's nightmares. She didn't know what it was, but she knew she definitely did not want it anywhere near her.

Outside, Twilight was walking through town. She had long given up searching for Rainbow Dash after she flew off. She merely had a lot of errands she had been meaning to do lately and would get them done today. Of course, if she so happened to spot or run into Rainbow Dash while she was out, well, then she sure had a few choice words for that pony!

Twilight paused for a moment as she passed Sugar Cube Corner.

"What was that?" She perked up one ear.
"Did I just hear...?"

It had sounded like somepony was violently screaming out in pain. But, she had just barely heard it. It was almost as if it sounded muffled, like somepony was screaming into a pillow. But, she couldn't be sure. However, when she paused to listen, whatever the sound was, had stopped.

The purple alicorn shrugged and took a look at her list, trotting back on her way through town.

Upstairs, in Pinkie's room, Rainbow Dash was recovering from severe pain. She was breathing heavy and panting, as best she could through the bridle, anyhow. Pinkamena was also panting, as she put the device back on the table. She rushed back over to Rainbow's side and began to pat the pegasus's mane with her hoof.

"I'm sorry, Dashie, really. I didn't want to do that! But, you made me. I had no other choice! You broke the rules! But, it's okay. It's all okay, because you aren't going to break the rules ever ever again, nope! I know you're going to do great from now on! Now, let me get you ready for the next part..."

Pinkamena picked up something small and rubbery, looking slightly similar to the toys both Rarity and Fluttershy had. As Rainbow was recovering, both mentally and physically from the pain she had endured, she eyed the toy curiously. Although she was hurt by the fact somepony that was supposed to be her friend had hurt her so badly just for a dumb fetish, her clit began to throb at the prospect that the toy was meant for her pleasure center. She almost felt slightly excited for it, she had enjoyed it deeply when her other friend's used it on her. She prepared to feel it slide into her pussy, but she was wrong. So very, very wrong.

The blue pony's body jumped as far up as it could go and her eye began twitching as the toy was shoved up her hole. But, not the hole she had been expecting. Pinkamena giggled at her friend's reaction.

She slowly crawled on top of the pegasus and was inching closer, slowly rubbing herself over Rainbow's body.

"You might want to bite down for this..." She said softly and seductively, her eyelids dropping halfway down.

But, before she reached her desired destination, there was a loud knocking on the door. Pinkamena paused for a moment before responding, as both ponies looked toward the door.

"Yes?" Pinkamena asked.

"Pinkie! I need to talk to you for a moment, may I come in?" It was Mrs. Cake.

Pinkamena looked at Dash, wide eyed, before bouncing off the bed and rushing to the door.

"Oh, no! Sorry Mrs. Cake, but I'm kind of busy at the moment. What do you need?"

"Busy? Oh, Pinkie, you don't have a pony in there again, do you? That's the only time you ever lock the door! I know what you do with other ponies, you know! And you also know how I asked you not to do that during store hours!"

"Oh, no, Mrs. Cake! I don't have anyyyyypony in here! Honest! Is there...something you needed?"

Rainbow was trying to decide if she should risk calling out to Mrs.Cake for help. It would cause her to force Pinkie to let her in, but then, would she want to join in as well? That would just be too weird for her to handle. She decided to see where this was going and, if need be, she would save doing her best to shout for help only if she had to.

"Yes! Mr. Cake and I are taking the twins to run an extremely important errand! We need you downstairs to help customers!"

"Oh, um, are you leaving right this second?"

"Yes! You're supposed to be helping out today, anyway! We really need you down there before we can leave!"

Pinkameana looked around her room nervously.

"Well, when are you getting back? Is it a short trip?"

"No, we- wait, why are you asking all these questions? You DO have somepony in there, don't you? I THOUGHT I heard shouting!"

"Oh, no! I don't have anypony in here, nope! I-it's not a problem, I'll be right down!"

"...Okay. Please hurry, dear. I've just been a bit stressed, I'm sorry for accusing you! See you down there!"

Rainbow Dash exhaled and relaxed, this couldn't have came at a better moment. No wait, this could've happened five minutes ago! Before I was put through that awful 'punishment'! Dash looked up to see Pinkamena staring at her intently. For a moment, Dash feared that this wasn't quite over. But, then, Pinkamena's hair puffed back up to it's usual curly mess.

"Sorry, Dashie! Gotta cut it short today! I'm going to have to untie you!"

Thank Celestia! She smiled as Pinkie, back to her normal self, opened up every hoof-cuff. When the last one was unlocked, Dash went to stand up when Pinkie stopped her. Dash was about to ask what the idea was, when Pinkie pulled the toy out of Dash's plot, forcefully.

"YOUCH! Buck, Pinkie! That smarts!"

"Sorry, Dashie! I couldn't help myself!" She giggled.
"But we'll have to continue this some other time! I had a super fun time playing with you, though! But I gotta get to work! You can leave if you want to, or wait til' I'm done watching the store! But,you gotta make sure the Cakes have left before you leave, okay? Thanks, Dashie! I love you!" She placed a quick, soft kiss on Dash's forehead, then was out the door.

Dash put her ear up to the door and waited. When almost all the noise downstairs had diminished and she was sure the Cakes had left, she slowly opened the door and made a quick stop in the bathroom. She looked at her sore flank in the mirror and gasped when she saw that the whip had actually drawn a little blood. Her fur had a few dark splots on it. She shook her head and helped herself to a quick shower. The hot water caused her wounds to sting even worse, but she stuck it out, wanting to wash everything she could away. But some things, like the trauma of being one of Pinkamena's "slaves", could never be washed off.

She spent a few extra minutes after she was clean sitting in the shower, just letting the water fall over her mane as she hung her head down. She was sure, now more than ever, that she needed to keep herself away from all ponies. She could not handle another weird situation, she didn't want to know the strange fetishes of all her friends.

When she removed herself from the water and dried off, she opened the bathroom window and flew out, unsure of how to feel about things. She could go and hide in the Everfree Forest forever, or she could continue trying to find a way to remove the necklace. But, how far could she get without finding herself in another awful predicament? Could her body even handle anymore of this today?

She flew off, so deep in thought, she was oblivious to where she was heading and her surroundings. She was especially oblivious to the alicorn princess below her that was watching her go by, screaming her name.

Won't hold back from Applejack

Rainbow Dash collapsed.

Her flank was sore, her head was spinning, and she was ready to give up all hope of ever being able to speak with a pony rationally.

Without realizing that she had flown right into the orchard at Sweet Apple Acres, she pulled her body under a tree and curled into a ball. The sun was starting to set again, day two of a living nightmare. She wanted to go to sleep, to escape this awful predicament, but she feared even her sleep would bring problems. She wanted to cry again, but bit her tongue. She was Rainbow Dash! I've been through worse! I've almost died before! If I have to endure this, I'm going to at least put on a tough face! She thought as one single tear fell down her cheek.

Applejack saw Dash fly and land in the northern orchard. She noticed the pegasus was flying awkwardly with her head hung low. Her hair was a mess and it appeared she wasn't even paying attention to where she was going. Applejack frowned and then took off to see where her friend had landed. She hadn't heard from her since yesterday and seeing her like this made her worry.

She trotted around the northern orchard, trying to find where Dash could've landed. When she finally noticed the colorful pony, curled up and looking terribly sad, Applejack slowed down. She very carefully and quietly made her way over to her, as it looked like Dash had fallen asleep.

"You awake?" Applejack whispered.

Instantly, Rainbow's eyes flew open and her pupils got small. She spread her wings to take off, but felt too overwhelmed to take off. She paused before letting her body go limp, falling down hard in a depressing pile.

"Oh, what's the use? I can't take it anymore, Applejack! I know you're going to want to screw me in some kind of crazy way I never would've expected, without bothering to ask what I want. And, you know what? That's the part that really gets me! Everypony swears they love me, yet not a single one ever stopped and asked what I wanted! Or even if I felt the same way! Well, I don't! I can honestly say I could never fall in love with any of those ponies! Especially now! After I've seen their freaky fetishes! Ugh! I'm probably going to have a scar from Pinkie's bedroom 'games', Rarity really likes to be in charge and humiliate her partners, and Fluttershy plays the whole shy thing, but I could tell you things about that pony, all right! I'm just so sick of this! What they are doing to me isn't love! They just love themselves and are projecting it on to me! All I'm doing is helping them live their sick little fantasies! I just wish for once, somepony could treat me like they actually love me! That's all! Is that too much to ask?" Dash choked on the last part, trying to keep back the tears that were forming in her eyes.

"Woahhh, slow down there, Sugarcube. That's alotta information fer one breath. Ah'm so sorry, ya'll clearly been having a bad day. Ah'd be happy to jus help ya relax, that's it."

"Suuuure! And by 'relax' I'm sure you mean by shoving something up my ass!"

"...Somepony put something up yer butt?" Applejack stifled a giggle.

"UGH! Just leave me alone! I can't trust anypony anymore!"

"Ah'm sorry, Sugarcube! Ah didn't mean to laugh at'cha. And ah really mean it! Ya'll look like ya need some soup and a warm place to curl up with a friend. Ah don't want anythin' from ya, and ah swear there'll be no funny business. Rainbow, yer my best friend. Ah'd never make ya do anything you weren't comfortable with, and that's the truth!"

Dash looked up at the farm pony meekly. Applejack was a terrible liar, everypony could see right through her when she tried. Her heart told her that this was right. She needed a friend right now, somepony to help her revaluate things. She nodded to her friend and stood up.

"Ah'll even pinkie promise! Cross my-"

"NO!" Dash yelled, then lowered her voice.
"I mean, I trust you, just a regular promise is fine."

Applejack looked at her friend oddly for a moment, then shrugged it off. The two began to slowly make their way to the farmhouse, as Rainbow felt so weak it was starting to hurt to walk long distances. They walked in silence, both searching for the right thing to say. All Applejack wanted to do was make her friend feel better. Of course, she hoped the night would end with them making eachother feel a whole lot better, but she cared too much about her to push anything on her. In fact, she thought. This could really be mah chance to show her that ah love her most of all! Then she'll fer sure pick me! Ah don't know why ah'm suddenly able to be open and honest with mah feelings, or why the whole freakin town decided they felt the same way as me at the same time fer that matter. Seriously, ah know she's cute and everythin, but what the hay is everypony's deal?

Rainbow, trailing behind the earth pony, was also deep in thought. Ever since Applejack had showed her a little sincere kindness and had just been acting concerned for her the entire time so far, it made her feel funny. Her heart was beating faster and she felt a little nervous. She even caught herself staring at Applejack's plot as it swayed in front of her, then frantically trying to get her wings to go down before she noticed. What is wrong with me? She wondered. I didn't feel like this with anypony else. But, if I feel this way because I secretly have feelings for her then... does that make me a... Ugh! Why does everything have to be hard? Just block it out, Rainbow! If Applejack comes on to you, it's only because of that stupid thing around your neck! If and when you get it off, she would never want to be like that with you. If you ever admitted to these strange things you've been feeling for her, then it would really ruin your friendship! And, after the past day and a half, I can't promise you'll have very many of those left.

"Here we are!" Applejack said as they reached the farm house.
"AppleBloom is havin a sleepover with Sweetie at Scoot's place. So, ya'll can, uh, head up to her room and relax in there if yer too uncomfortable to stay in mah room." She said, sounding slightly sad at the last part.

"Oh!" Dash was surprised at the offer, but touched.
"Um, well, I wouldn't be uncomfortable in your room, AJ. I-if that's ok with you, I mean."

Applejack's ears perked up and she smiled hearing that. She nodded.

"Go right on up! Ah'm gunna make you some nice, hot soup. Ya'll can get under tha covers, if ya like."

Rainbow didn't have to be asked twice. Besides a short nap at Rarity's earlier, Dash hadn't exactly gotten much rest. Even though it was a dream, Princess Luna had taken a lot out of her. When she woke up, she felt like she hadn't slept at all. Then spending almost her entire day running and flying around, sometimes aimlessly, was exhausting. And, finally, Pinkie Pie had really done a number on her. She carefully slid into Applejack's bed and snuggled in. It was so soft and fluffy, for a non-cloud bed anyway. Mmm, and it smells just like her! She smiled. Like freshly baked apple pie...

Without realizing it, she had begun to worry if she had scared Applejack off too much. I mean, she didn't want another mandatory sex romp, but she suddenly felt a deep yearning for her friend to cuddle up next to her in bed. As she pictured the orange pony doing just that, her mind began to wander to other places. Dash couldn't stop herself from picturing Applejack's tongue dragging up her neck, right to her lips and coming inside. She felt her clit begin to throb uncontrollably as Applejack's imaginary tongue flicked at it gently, with her pretend green eyes staring into her own. Dash nervously lifted a hoof and began to rub it in circles over her swelling clit.

"Ohh, yes...just like that, Applejack." She moaned, softly.

As Rainbow's mind was taking her to exciting places with her earth pony partner, she hadn't noticed the real life earth pony appear in the doorway. Keeping quiet, Applejack smiled to herself as she enjoyed watching her love interest pleasure herself. She heard the pegasus mumble her name a few times now, along with other key phrases, so she was quite certain what was going on in that feathered brain of hers.

Silently watching all of this made Applejack quiver with desire. She wanted to throw herself right on top of the blue pony and make her fantasies a reality, but she made a promise. She told her eager beaver to wait. If she could show Dash that out of everypony, she actually loved her, then things would be even better. Then Dash would be hers and that's what she really wanted, after all. That pony could be so gosh dern cute when she was bein such a silly filly. Applejack thought to herself.

As Rainbow began to buck and twitch forcefully, her moans became louder. She threw her head back and let her body climax, the most intense one she experienced all day. Right when she appeared to be finished enjoying herself, Applejack coughed lightly. Rainbow Dash flinched.

"A-Applejack?!" She sputtered.
"H-How long have you...been watching...me...?"

"Oh, not long, Sugarcube." She walked over to the bed.
"Just long enough."

She winked, then put the bowl of soup on the small table next to her. She then made her way to the other side of the bed and rolled as close to Rainbow as possible. This made the pegasus begin to blush profusely.

"Don't worry, there, Hun. Ah made a promise and ah intend on keepin it!"

Rainbow Dash smiled then grabbed the bowl of soup. She sat up and drank it all quickly and sloppily. When she was finished, she licked her lips and placed the empty bowl back on the table. Applejack laughed at how fast her friend ate her meal.

"Woo-wee! Ya'll must've been starving! Why didn't ya'll say so? Ah woulda made ya something else."

"No, it's fine AJ, this was perfect. Thank you so much, really."

"No problem, Sugarcube. Are ya'll gunna spend the night? Ah'm not tryin to be pushy or nothin'. Jus seems like yer pretty tuckered out and ain't exactly in the best condition to fly home."

"Y-you're right. I probably should spend the night."

"Well, Ah'm plum-tuckered mahself! Would'ja mind turnin' that light off? Ah'm ready to hit the hay now if ya'll are."

Rainbow nodded and did as she was told. The room became pitch black as Dash slid back down under the covers. Applejack rolled over, but her back was still pressed against Dash, who laid there with her eyes open, contemplating. A part of her was just dying to put her arm around the earth pony and beg to be held. She wanted it, no she craved it right now. The day had been so stressful and terrifying at times, this was the first pony Dash had been around that made her feel content, even a little more than that. But, the other half kept reminding her that Applejack was only under the necklace's spell and it would be silly to give in to these feelings to feel nothing but dissapointment later. But...what could one night of cuddling hurt?

"Applejack?"

"Yeah, Sugar?"

"Um...maybe you don't have to be so...strict with your promise."

"what do ya mean?" Dash could feel Applejack turning over slightly.

"I mean, maybe, we could...uh, cuddle a little. Or something."

Without a second to spare, Applejack happily wrapped herself around the pegasus. It startled Rainbow at first, but she quickly calmed down when she felt the earth pony's muzzle softly touch her own. She didn't kiss her, not yet, just nuzzled her face and then settled into her neck. Dash smiled. Her whole body felt warm and fuzzy. For a moment, everything felt so right, the day's bad memories slowly faded from her mind.

"Ah think ah've been waiting mah whole life to finally do this with you." The earth pony whispered.

Rainbow wanted to ask if that was true, if she had secretly been harboring feelings for her as well, but fought the urge. She wasn't quite sure how honest Applejack could be while enchanted. She decided to just stay quiet and enjoy the moment. She thought she was just going to fall asleep, entangled with the pony that was becoming more than just her best friend, but she suddenly felt unsatisfied.

Unable to stop herself, Dash's curiosity got the better of her, and for the first time ever, she made the first move. She pressed her lips against Applejack's and kept repeating the process. Applejack welcomed the advance, but ultimately let Rainbow take the lead. As things began to heat up, Dash felt on top of the world. Everything just felt right, like this was the way things were meant to go. She was in charge and clearly going to be on top and the passion she felt now was unlike anything she previously endured. Sure, her body may have reacted and even enjoyed the acts she had with the others, but she wasn't there mentally. Now, happy with the choice of pony below her, all aspects of her mind and body were awake.

The girls began to moan, Applejack especially. Rainbow giggled on the inside, she had now idea how vocal Applejack could be...and she liked it! Applejack began to speak, not only telling Dash exactly what she liked, but throwing in some mild dirty talk. She was even begging Rainbow a little, which made her quiver. Applejack bit down on one of Dash's ears, making her whinny.

"Oh, Applejack, I...I didn't know it could be like this..."

"Ya know," She whispered.
"It could be like this...all the time."

That did it. Rainbow might as well of had little hearts for eyes. She melted into her new lover, now slightly forceful with her actions. She grabbed the orange pony's face with her hooves and began to kiss hard. Her tongue was playing with it's partner's as she thought of how exactly she was going to give it to her.

Flipping her body around, she decided to lick Applejack's slit while hers was also getting lapped at. Within moments, the girls were nose-deep in each other. The only sounds coming from the room were slurping, followed by muffled moans and groans. The two ponies teased and nibbled each other, going almost painfully slow, but only to prolong the eventual mind-melting pleasure that would soon follow.

As time passed, the two prepared themselves for the finale. At almost the same time, a passionate orgasm filled their little cunts and the feeling ricocheted up their body. Falling on top of her lover, then sliding over just enough, Rainbow began to gasp for air. She was still feeling weak, and this act had taken the last bit of energy right out of her.

"Oh, Celestia! I sure as hay wasn't expectin that from you!"

Unsure how to take it, Dash flipped around and looked at her partner shamefully. Had she made a mistake?

"Ah just didn't think ya'll were ready...or even wanted me!" Applejack explained, seeing the look on Dash's face.

"Oh." Dash blushed, then cuddled back up to her.
"I don't know what came over me, I guess I was just sick of keeping it in."

Applejack smiled and nuzzled close to her new lover. For a few moments, everything was wonderful. Dash had forgotten about the day's events and was feeling excited at the prospect of a new relationship. That was until she felt the necklace when she moved slightly to reposition herself.

Oh no, she thought. There's no way this can work if I'm wearing this! But, there might be no way this can work if I take it off! Ugh...thinking about this is making my head hurt! As Dash's eyelids felt heavier and heavier, she decided to give in to sleep and figure something out tomorrow. If this would be all she could have of happiness, then she wanted to enjoy it. She sighed, happily, and relaxed. But, right before she was completely asleep, Applejack stirred.

"Hey, Dash?"

"Mmmm?" Rainbow replied, almost slipping back to sleep.

"Did you really fuck all of our friends?"

Scootaloo always knows what to do

Applejack stirred as the sun light poured in to her bedroom. She lazily threw her arm over her lover, only to have it hit the other side of the bed. Confused, she opened her eyes and blinked a few times.

"Dash?" She called.

But Rainbow Dash had been gone for a while. After a particularly disturbing dream, she had taken off from Applejack's bedroom in the middle of night. Applejack stretched and lifted herself out of the bed. After checking the bathroom and kitchen, she began to pout. She was so sure she had everything in the bag with that pony! However, she also had a long list of chores to do today. She hung her head and sadly got herself ready for the day, feeling defeated.

Unbeknownst to Applejack, Rainbow was also feeling very defeated at that moment. She had flown over to Zecora's one last time to make sure she hadn't returned, then tried to make a list of any and all ideas about her situation. She was now staring at a very blank piece of paper in her home, the same piece she had been staring out for hours.

"This is hopeless! I can't think of a single way to get this off!"

She bit the back of her pencil in frustration. Then, she heard a voice outside.

"I'm pretty sure you aren't home, Rainbow. Just like you haven't been home the past few times I checked. But, on the off chance you are, I just wanted to say that I'm trying. I'm trying really hard! I've gone over that first night in my head many times and I can't figure out what I did wrong! I know you're wearing that necklace and maybe I'm just crazy for thinking my feelings aren't just a result of that, but the love I feel for you seems so...real. I guess if you don't return my feelings then it doesn't matter either way, but I just wish you'd at least tell me why. I'd also like my friend back, regardless of feelings."

Rainbow slowly made her way out her front door and peeked over the edge of her cloud house. Twilight was sitting directly below her, looking miserable. Dash began to feel very guilty for how she had been treating all of her friends, Twilight especially. Dash was so caught up in being angry about them not respecting her feelings, she hadn't respected theirs either. She also probably hurt them by reacting the way she did and flying away after they had just been showing their affections. Even if some of their "affections" were out of line and undesired, she hadn't conveyed that to any of them.

She saw Twilight slowly get up, her ears drooped, and begin to turn around. The sight pulled at her heart strings.

"Twilight, wait! I-I'm here..." Dash flew down next to her friend, but she didn't look any happier to see her.

"Oh, so you were home." She didn't even look Dash in the eyes, but she stopped walking away.

"I'm so sorry, Twilight. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, but at least you DO know you only love me because I'm wearing thi-"

"And HOW do YOU know?"

The question caught Rainbow by surprise.

"Well, uh, I guess I don't, but-"

"Exactly, you don't know! You won't even give me a chance!"

Rainbow sat silent for a moment as Twilight looked at her, sadly. For once, the pegasus was speechless. She was so sure Applejack was the one for her, but now that she was looking at Twilight, and really looking at her, maybe...

"No!" She shook her head.

"Fine! I should've known a shallow pony like you could never love anypony but herself!" Twilight's eyes filled with tears as she began to run away from her friend.

"Oh, no, Twilight, wait! I wasn't talking to- I mean, that wasn't a response to what you said! I mean, ugh! This necklace is ruining my life!"

Twilight kept running until Dash couldn't see her anymore. She hadn't thought about it, but she was hurting her friends badly. Sure, they were also doing things that hurt her, but she knew it was only because of the necklace. It had to be! At this rate, she would lose all of her friends before she ever figured out a way to end this curse.

Rainbow's ears also fell as she just sat there, feeling sorry for herself again. She hung her head and began to wonder what life would be like without any of her friends. She was so lost in her sadness, she didn't hear the familiar sound of a scooter with buzzing wings pull up behind her.

"Rainbow Da-" Scootaloo began to call out when she saw her idol, but quickly went quiet when she saw the state she was in.

However, Rainbow had heard Scootaloo speak. She had also heard her start a sentence then finish it abruptly. Oh no! No, no, no! She's like my sister! Not her, anypony but her! She thought frantically, afraid to open her eyes. She thought about flying away again, but before she could, she felt tiny arms wrap themselves around her body.

"Don't be sad, Rainbow Dash!" She heard Scootaloo say.
"Whatever the problem is, you're little sister is here to help!"

Oh, great! Now I've got to wrestle a filly off me because there's no way in hell I'm going to hook up with...wait, did she just say...'little sister'?

She opened her eyes finally and looked down to see the little orange pegasus hugging her tightly. Not in a sexual way at all, just a naive little filly upset that her hero was sad. Dash wiped the tears from her eyes and hugged the tiny pegasus back. Why isn't she affected?

"Scootaloo...I think I might need your help."

A large smile grew on the filly's face and her eyes swelled.

"Really? Of course, Rainbow Dash! I'll do anything to help you!"

Scootaloo's eagerness to do whatever Rainbow asked was sometimes annoying in the past, but now she couldn't have been happier to hear those words.

"What's the matter?"

Rainbow sighed. She couldn't explain everything to Scootaloo, but she needed her to understand just enough to get her into the castle. The only pony that would be able to help at this point would be Celestia, but she couldn't face her herself. Not if even Luna was enchanted.

"Listen, Scoot, I have a problem. A very big one. For some reason, you're not affected by whatever the hay is going on with the necklace I'm wearing. I need you to keep every pony we might come across from looking at me and then I need you to speak with Princess Celestia for me, okay?"

"Sure thing! Just one question."

"Yeah?"

"Why?"

"..."

Rainbow put her hoof to her chin and began to think of how to explain things to the little pegasus.

"Because the necklace is cursed. It makes anypony that looks at me fall in love!"

"Don't you want ponies to love you?"

"No! Well, yes! Just not in this way."

"And, what way is that?"

"Like...like they really love me!"

"I...I don't get it."

"Arghhhh!"

Rainbow grinded her teeth in frustration. Scootaloo's face dropped when she saw she was making her hero mad.

"I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash, I'm just confused. How can you want them to love you but not really love you?"

"Okayyyy, one more time...I want to be loved as a friend, right? Yeah, that works. But this necklace makes ponies like me...in the way a mare and a stallion love eachother. And that makes it bad."

"Oh! Like...they want to be your special somepony!"

"Yes! You got it!"

"Who is it, Rainbow Dash? I want to meet your special somepony!"

"ARGHH!! Scoots, just listen to what I say and don't ask anymore questions, okay?!"

"Whatever you say, Dash!"

"Come on, we're going to Canterlot!"

Rainbow Dash flew above while Scootaloo followed ahead on her scooter, making sure nopoy was in the way. If somepony was coming, Rainbow would hide until Scootaloo gave her the 'ok'. Rainbow tried her best to ignore the never ending flow of questions and comments out of the little pony and hoped that this trip would finally bring her to an answer.

Author's Note

Yeah, this is a short chapter. I had a better idea with this one, but it just didn't come out the way I liked. Also, I had a bit of writer's block with this particular chapter.

The next 3 chapters are, for the most part, already written. I had the ending planned for a while.

Just 3 chapters left and an epilogue!
Please don't unfavorite and thumbs down for this chapter.
I promise I'll redo it when I'm not so stumped.
Maybe, someone give me a better idea.

But, the REST, the next chapters, I promise you'll love them Full of funny moments and D'awww ones!

Princess Celestia will molest-i-yah! PART ONE

PART ONE: ROYALLY SCREWED

"Of course," Rainbow muttered to herself.
"Of bucking course!"

Scootaloo stared at her adopted older sister as she began to tremble and swear to herself. Despite asking more questions about Dash's situation, Scootaloo was still a bit confused. Mostly because she wasn't sure how ponies could love somepony THAT much just because they were wearing a pretty necklace. It just didn't make sense to her.

After Dash had calmed down, Scootaloo stuck her head out of the bush they were hiding in to look at the scene they were faced with again. Canterlot, itself, was busy with more ponies trotting about than she had ever seen in one place. The castle was simply overflowing with activity and various types of ponies and creatures alike. Creatures that Scootaloo had never seen before or even knew existed.

Dash vaguely remembered Twilight mentioning that Celestia was planning to invite a delegate from every major city in Equestria, along with any other race that wanted to attend, to venture to Canterlot to meet and discuss a number of different things. Dash began to tune Twilight out at this point, as she normally did whenever a political rant came up, as she didn't think any of it would affect her.

Now, standing between herself and her last idea for help, was a myriad of hoofed animals, each surrounded by quite a few guards. In fact, it almost appeared that there were more guards than citizens around the castle, not even including Celestia's personal ones.

"What kind of ponies are those?" Scootaloo asked suddenly.

"Huh?" Dash snapped back to reality, she had apparently zoned out from the sheer magnitude of the situation.
"What ponies?"

Scootaloo was pointing to a creature that looked similar to a pegasus. It had wings and hooves, roughly about the same size, but the group of them were all light brown with some white markings. They had short stubby tails and manes that matched their brown fur.

"No way! A Peryton! I can't believe I'm getting to see one in real life! I heard they can go faster than pegasi!"

Dash began to grin at the prospect of meeting some fellow flying enthusiasts. Ever since Twilight had told Dash about their race, the creatures that resemble deer but with wings, she had wanted to meet one. Seeing them was incredibly rare, as they were a quiet and private race that kept to themselves. Twilight had also mentioned something about how they followed a very strict religion which kept them purposely away from any other races. The fact that Princess Celestia had managed to convince some of them to come out to Canterlot to mingle with others and discuss becoming allies was a tremendous feat.

Rainbow was about to leap out of the bush and introduce herself, and by "introduce herself" she meant performing a particularly impressive sonic rainboom to catch their attention. However, the memory of her necklace and the unique consequences of what that action would bring was about to stop her dead in her tracks if somepony else didn't first.

"Identify yourselves!" A rough voice boomed from behind them.

Scootaloo looked to Rainbow Dash, worried they were in trouble, although she didn't quite know what they were doing wrong, besides the fact that hiding in a bush and watching the elite socialites did look rather suspicious.

Afraid to face whoever it was, Rainbow Dash sacrificed the little filly for the greater good. She told herself to remember to buy her an ice cream cone later for her valiant bravery.

Scootaloo wasn't sure which was more shocking, the fact that she had been metaphorically tossed into the lion's den by her idol, or the large stallion towering before her. This wasn't one of Celestia's guards at all.

He looked down at her with his bright red eyes, extending his large wings out in surprise, he had not expected a little filly to be what he had been worried about and felt a little sheepish about it. He had a black coat with a white and blue mane that stood up all on it's own, without the help of a helmet. He could've easily appeared quite large to any regular sized pony, so to Scootaloo he appeared exceptionally big and scary.

"Oh! Just a little girl..." He said to himself, then quickly pulling himself back into his soldier demeanor.
"I mean, this is not the place for foals. Canterlot Castle is under lockdown. I'm sure seeing all these new beings is exciting, but somepony else may have thought you were an enemy threat and attacked you by accident. Luckily, I am a far more skilled stallion than my colleagues and noticed you were of no danger to the Princess and her guests, so I came to warn you and send you on your way."

Nice Save, he thought to himself smugly.

Scootaloo cocked her eyebrow at the stallion, but not wanting to spend anymore time with this behemoth than necessary, she nodded to him and went on her way. But, not before letting Rainbow Dash know.

"It's okay, Rainbow Dash! We're not in trouble, we just gotta move!"

As soon as she heard her name, Dash froze up and her eyes pinned. The guard, suddenly realizing the filly wasn't alone, decided to take a look to see who this 'Rainbow Dash' was. After all, it was probably just another foal and he didn't want to feel silly again. But, then again, it might not be.

In one swift movement, he craftily slashed the bush in a way that made most of the branches instantly snap and fall away, but never harming the unknown pony inside. Dash locked eyes with the guard instantly, shocked at just how fast it all just happened.

"Oh!" The guard said, looking the blue pegasus up and down.
"You are just...so..." He stared at her in a dreamy sort of way.

Then, he suddenly snapped back and shook his head.

"Uh, Oh! I mean, I am sorry miss, but you'll have to take your daughter somewhe-"

"She's my SISTER!"
"I'm her SISTER!" Both Scootaloo and Dash said in unison.

"Er- right, your sister. My apologies. Regardless, this is no place for either of you. You may be attacked, accidentally mistaken for an enemy..."
Suddenly, his eyes glazed over and changed from bright red to a soft orange.

"But, uh, if you'd like to accompany me, I can surely give you an exclusive tour. Where you'd be safe...in my hooves..." He leaned in, then backed up suddenly, only to lean back in.

It was as if he was unsure of himself, or what he was trying to do. Dash raised an eyebrow and watched him curiously, but had her wings raised in case she needed to bolt. However, it looked like she wouldn't have to as his eyes flashed back to red and he shook his head again, this time harder.

"What am I doing? What is going on here..." He said, suddenly suspicious about his own feelings.

Dash's eyes widened. Could it be? Could he be sensing the spell and... trying to fight it? Maybe it's getting weaker! She was about to silently cheer when she noticed the guard once again leaning in towards her, as if he were trying to go in for a kiss.

Dash jerked away before the stallion could finally decide to do it or not and threw Scootaloo on her back.

"I do appreciate the offer, but we were actually just leaving. We didn't mean to disturb her highness, we'll just be going."

"Oh, no you won't!" The guard growled, leaping in front of her.
"Just what are you trying to pull here? I'm extremely skilled in avoiding magic spells, they never even get a chance to work on me because I can normally sense them. But, clearly you are using some mind magic here and it's good! I can't even detect the magic! And how exactly are you doing it, pegasus?"

The guard looked angry, his eyes back to red, and Dash began backing up. She opened her wings, preparing to fly away, when he reciprocated her action, indicating that he would give chase if she were to try it.

"Look, this is all just a misunderstanding..." She squealed.

As the guard grew nearer, she noticed the change in his eyes again. His anger melted away, replaced by the dreamy look he had sported when he first laid eyes on her.

"I'm sure it is," he whispered.
"I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions. A beautiful mare such as yourself would never try to manipulate me, right?"

He closed his eyes and, more determined than before, leaned in for the kiss he had been trying for several times now. Seeing this as her chance to flee, she feigned going in for the kiss as well, only to take off.

"Hold on, Scoot!" She warned before a circle of colors exploded where she had just been, then a rainbow streak began to stretch over the sky.

When the wind died down, the guard blinked a few times, regaining his composure. He swore to himself, feeling quite embarrassed for being unable to fully overthrow a magic spell being placed on his mind. He wasn't sure what that rainbow maned pony was up to, but it wasn't good. Angry and hoping to get revenge for having his mind tinkered with, he set off back toward Canterlot Castle to make a few announcements to his fellow guards.

Dash, however, was not getting off as well as she had hoped. Her escape had gone perfectly, but she didn't think about what her destination would be. The guard hadn't been lying when he said that the castle was undergoing lockdown. It seemed the entire city was following suit now that all the guests had arrived safely at the castle. While most of the citizens and tourists had their own activities and social events going on in the town, there was no getting in or out for the day.

She had landed behind a few shops, thinking the alleyway was deserted. Or at least she had thought it was an alleyway, but it turned out to be just a narrow street ponies used as a short cut. Before Dash had a second to catch her breath, two white unicorns came walking down the cobble stone road. The stallion had blue hair and was sporting a monocle of all things. Next to him was a very tall mare with a long pink mane.

"Well, well, darling! What do we have here?"

"Tourists, I suspect!"

"Indeed, but would you look at the colors she's wearing? Lovely palette choice, dear! However did you come up with that?"

Rainbow Dash's jaw dropped slightly, before she realized they were seriously asking.

"Uh, I was born with it?"

"Simply smashing! 'born with it' she says!" He chuckled.

"Or maybe it's Neigh-beline!" His partner chimed in.

"It IS her natural mane!" Scootaloo piped up, coming to her defense.

"Of course it is, little one, I never doubted it! Say, would you two like to join us for a day out? I just adore being the one to find the new 'it' pony in Canterlot, you simply have to meet our friends! Isn't that right, Fleur?"

"Oh, yes!" She replied.
"And after, you can come back to our place where the three of us can get more...how you say...? Comfortable. After we put the little one to bed, of course."

"Of course." He nodded.

Rainbow's eye began to twitch.

"As... lovely... as that sounds, I just don't have the time! Loads and loads of important things to do, like uh, like... Oh, gee, would'ja LOOK at the time! I'm already late to do all the things I just mentioned."

"But, you didn't mention anything, my dear."

"There isn't any time to! Come on, Scoot!" She turned to run off when Fancy Pants stopped her.

"Wait! Now I remember you! I couldn't quite place it before, but aren't you friends with Miss Rarity? Oh, and the newest princess, Twilight Sparkle?"

"Uh, yeah, that's me. Glad we're introduced, gotta run!"

"Hang on, you just can't leave!" Fleur shouted.
"You must come to our dinner party later, at least! It's at five o'clock at West Lynn Avenue it's the villa with the..."

But Dash had already took to the air again. Scootaloo was beginning to wonder just what was up with her sister today. That sounded like a lot of fun! Why didn't she want to go? Ponies were inviting her to fun things all day and all she kept doing was flying away!

Dash, however, was starting to think she should hide out until tomorrow. There was no way she would be able to get into the castle today, let alone anywhere near Princess Celestia. Maybe she could get a letter to her and request an emergency meeting with her tomorrow. For the time being, she was going to have Scootaloo book a room for them at one of the fancy Canterlot Hotels for the night. She felt bad dragging the little filly into all of this, so the least she could do was spend some sisterly time with her in a cushy room.

And ice cream. Not just for Scoot, but she needed some as well. Lots and lots of ice cream.