We cut back to Jon seeing he's still in a chair. Doing nothing. At all

'Man sometimes I think I shouldn't talk to arin'

Hmm that probably a good idea but you know you can't change the past. The small pony things left the room saying something about needing to get back to the barn.

'Hmmm usually when I find my self tied to chair I scream for help'

"Nah ill just leave"

So he got up and left the library

"wow that was easy" Jon said

" I mean I was like expecting ninjas or something"

"AHEM, I SAID I WAS LIKE EXPECTING NINJAS OR SOMETHING" yelled Jon

" ok that's how it's going to be? Great.. No really that's amazing"

" god dame it i hate this writer.. CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A I REALLY COOL FIGHTIN SEEN" yelled Jon once again

" fuck it I'm done"

Jon proceeded to throw his hands in the air. After he had his tantrum about ninjas he saw that there was no one here. At all. it was really creepy man I almost pissed my self like two times in a row.

" hello is anyone here?" Yelled Jon

" man this place is like a ghost town for Jewish ghosts only"

On the floor which was dirt he saw a flier. He then read it out loud

" 'due to excess bits in the town we have given every citizen over the age of 15 free access to the grand galloping gala' heh more like good game gay-wads HEHEHEH AM I RIGHT"

He looked around to see if anyone laughed at his joke.

" oh right I'm alone... Where the hell are you Jacques." Asked Jon

" right behind you man" Jacques said In his always cherry robotic voice

" AHH WHAT FUCK MAN" yelled Jon

" you do not sneak up on a man who's afraid of pickles... God"

Jon caught his breath then finely talked

"Well it's good to see you"

Jacques then sat on his shoulder

" it's good to see you too friend" Jacques replied

Jon looked at his sournding area and saw some houses. And then he saw something so great. So magnificate. That he almost craped himself. It was a gingerbread house

' my dreams have finely come true'

Jon ran to the door with power of 600 small African children. When he got inside of it he saw cakes, cupcakes, and even a sink.

" this must be what heaven is like" Jon said

"Yep" Jacques agreedededededededed-ing

He went up to the counter and saw some kind of baby bell. Which he rang

" Hello, hello I would like some pastrys" said Jon

He waited 2 min. And no one came

" this is what hell is like"said Jacques who corrected Jon.

" we'll ok then I guess there free" said Jon

Joh's hand was so close to a cupcake. He could smell it with his hands. Right when he was about to pick it up someone talked right behind him

" hey uh I think you have to pay for those first then eat them"

Jon looked behind him to see some grey little horse thing. It was too big to be like the ones he saw already... Maybe she's/he's some kind of queen/king

" oh hello there little one. Do you work at this fine establishment" said Jon

"Um I'm not a kid. And no I don't work here " said ... Wait what's her name.

" hey lady whats your name. Mines jonton" who do you think said that?

" my names whooves, derpy whooves" guess again who said that

" oh and this is my pe-" he was interrupted by Jacques glowing red eyes starring into his.

"Ahem, I mean friend Jacques"

"Strange name" said derpy

" well he's a strange bird"

Jon and depy walked out of the bakery.
'Well I guess I don't need to worry about ninjas anymore'

" so what ar-" derpy was interrupted by uhh oh wow a shuriken. Jon turned to derpy. She was holding her neck.

" wooow you ok" Jon asked

"Jon you fucking idiot she has a shuriken logged in her neck" replied Jacques

Well derpy stopped moving after a while so Jon saw too it what shuriken looked like.

" oh dear god.... Jacques this shuriken can only mean.." Jon paused " the cliché 80s ninja squad"

Only a 40 feet infront of then 10 ninjas appeared all in white clothes and black belts. All of them were In poses.

" Jacques this calls for super mega attack 9000"Jon whispered to Jacques

Jon started to clap and make triangles with his hands

" SODUKE ELL MARIO" yelled Jon

Then smoke was everywhere and when it cleared instead of one Jon there was ten Jon's.

" NINJA GANG THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST BATTLE WITH MWA"

One of the ninjas pointed his finger at the Jon in the middle and said

"GET THAT SON OF A BITCH"

And so they did

They started fighting with there plastic num-chucks and bitch slaps. Two Jon's were lost in first two seconds due to a rip in time.

......through the eyes of Jon.......

'Oh god there running right towards us '
One came right near Jon but he knew their weaknesses. Punches to the balls

"HAYAAHHH" one of the ninjas tried to karate chop him. But countered it with a swift round house kick to the balls.

" OW FUVCK MY AH BOWLS IS AH GONE" another one bites the dust. He saw another Jon having a slap fight with another ninja. The other Jon fell to the floor. Dead. He felt his power draining with each dead Jon.

" JON'S FORM A CIRCAL AROUND ME" yelled Jon. The ninjas were polite enough to let them talk to each other.

" ok other Jon's we gadda form together to create mega Jon and kill these whores" all the Jon's agreed it was the only way

They all chanted some like Japanese words

" LINK, MARIO, ZELDA,BURITO, METEOROID, AND OTHERS" at the end a flash of white blinded the ninjas

In frount of them was a Jon as big as the Empire State Building

" oh shit" they were all crushed by Jon's shoe

Jon started to shrink he reached back at his normal form of the size of 1.24 Danny devitos. Jon fell on the floor this
Was too much. he felt unconsciousness come over him.

.....that was a horrible fight scene......

Author's Note

Man you guys have been the best
I would of never thought of reaching that many dislikes *sniff
I'm so happy guys... Thank you all