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Mini Chapter: Twilight and Eris are total perverts

"Ugh...What the hay are they doing upstairs?!" Twilight groaned in displeasure. She closed her book before placing it down on the table next to her, standing up and making her way upstairs to confront the annoying duo. "I can't even get a proper silent read ever since I became a Princess...Ugh...How does Princess Celestia keep her calm again?" Twilight said in annoyance.

While going up the staircase, her mind wandered for a moment to try and remember what her mentor had told her about keeping her cool. All those amazing tips and tricks to being calm and collected in dire times.

That's the thing, Twilight. I'm never calm

Yea! Wait a minute...

....No that sounds wrong...

...Hmm....

Remember Twilight; reading books is illegal in other dimensions

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Take a deep breath...and say...I will end you if you shit on the carpet

"...I give up...Can't even think straight..." Twilight sighed in acceptance. After a moment, Twilight was finally upstairs and was making her way down the hallway and to Barb's room, where the source was coming from. However, not even near it, Twilight was able to faintly hear a conversation going on, probably between the two.

"...I do-...-ink we can d-...-his Barb"

From what she could deduce from it, Mike was trying to ask Barb of something. Was he asking her to pass him something? Or perhaps trying to persuade her not to do something. Either way, Twilight couldn't really fathom what it was, since his voice was really, really soft. Sneaking her way to the door, she then heard Barb reply. This time, it was much more clearer due to being much closer to the room.

"Oh don't be like that! We're friends! And I thought friends were to help each other...?"

Twilight stopped in her tracks for a moment and began to ponder what she meant. Did Mike hurt himself and Barb wanted to help? After all, they were thick as thieves, so it wouldn't be all that surprising that she would want to help. Although, there was one thing in her voice that threw her off a bit. Somewhere along the end of her sentence, it seemed that she added a bit of...

...Sadness? No that can't be. Twilight shook her head before creeping closer to the door.

"I-I don't kn-know Barb...I-It's my f-first...actually"

Twilight heard Mike speak and strangely enough, his voice carried a bit of anxiousness. Question is, why is he even anxious? Twilight, then placed her head next to the door and began to listen very intently, hoping to trace any form of emotion from their words.

"...I know. It's mine as well~"

Twilight silently gasped as she heard what Barb said. It can't be...can it..? From the way Barb's voice was laced with seduction, Twilight could only comprehend what would happen. The two of them being very close to each other, it would be expected for them to like each other. But this seemed to be going very fast! Heck! They haven't even had their first date and they wanted to do...IT already?!

"Calm yourself Twilight...We can work this out...They must be talking about something else...Yea! That's it! It's something else!" Twilight softly told herself, calming down. "That's the only reason! They are merely talking about something else and not....'That'..."

"Hey...Purple Smart...Whatcha doin'?" Twilight heard someone ask from behind her, causing to to silently yelp, jumping in the air a little and turning around, only to find Eris looking at her with a confused look on her face.

"Did you hear something, Barb?"

Twilight stood still in a wacky pose while Eris continued to look at her as if she had committed treason. After a moment of silence, both the females heard Barb speak up from inside of her room.

"Hmm...Thought I heard something too. Ah well! More fun I suppose~"

Eris' eyes bulged with her mouth opened wide. Her entire expression turned from confusion to utter shock and fear from what she had suddenly heard from the inside of the room. Her entire body shook for a moment before she managed to form a somewhat coherent sentence to Twilight.

"A-Are they..?" She started, but couldn't say the rest of her sentence in utter shock. Twilight relaxed her entire body before her face formed a small frown as she looked away from the draconequus, a blush forming on her cheeks.

"G-Gah...! B-Barb!! Wh-What the fuck?!"

The two females stood rooted to their position as they heard Mike groan out in pain at first before a subsequent moan was formed. Their faces were now flushed slightly red as the sound of his moan hit their ears.

"Teehee! Sorry bout that~!"

Barb spoke in a singsong manner before giggling afterwards. However, it wasn't her usual giggles. Instead, it sounded more seductive, which sent a lot of red lights in both Eris' and Twilight's head. Eris rubbed her cheek with her eagle claw before addressing something to Twilight, coughing softly to just catch her attention and to not warrant anymore from the two....'lovers' inside the room.

"...I think we should...erm....go now" Eris said awkwardly, rubbing the back of her neck with her bear paw before being cut off by the sound of a thud followed by Barb groaning and moaning, causing both her and Twilight's face to grow red.

"....Agreed...." Twilight, replied before the two of them silently walked side by side together back downstairs, in hopes of not wanting to intrude the two 'lovers' privacy any longer. As well as to not think of any more dirty thoughts about the two of them. It was odd enough that Twilight would think of such a thing.

Once the two of them were walking downstairs, the door suddenly bursted open, with Barb carrying a large pillow in her claws as she ran to the right into Twilight's room, with Mike following soon after, with a large pillow of his own as well, giving chase to the dragoness and yelling, "Come over here!", with both of their faces beholding a grin, laughing all the way throughout the hallway.