Eris....That is the name of a creature that will probably make my life, in this world, one hell of a ride. I mean! Really! She is really starting to irritate me. She often aims her sentences, insults or thrown pie at me. BUT! I can tell ya. That pie she throws is really tasty. Too bad she made the leftover pie pieces disappear with a snap of her claw.

Besides that, the girls seems to make everything really lively. Especially Pinkie Pie. Once in a while, when we're all chatting among ourselves, she would disappear and reappear with a tray full of cookies, to which we all happily munched on. We continued laughing and telling stories about ourselves, most of which was me telling more about myself. I then saw Eris drift her eyes towards the window, seems to be thinking of something, I think.

"Seems like it's getting late" Eris said, slowly floating her way to the window, looking at the sky.

Wait what? At first I didn't believe it but when I went over to the window, my eyes bulged as I saw the beautifully painted orange sky. It also seems that with these girls, time also seem to speed up considerably. Or maybe that's just me.

"We should all be heading home now" Twilight told all of us. This was a reasonably good idea. However, there was 1 tiny problem.

"Well.....Where will I live then? I'm currently homeless" I told them, returning back to my seat. This was followed with a rather long silence, that lasted until Eris broke it.

"Well....Why don't you stay with Twilight and Barb?" she asked with a cheeky grin as she hovered above the table we were all sitting. I looked at her with an 'are you fucking kidding me?' face to which her grin grew even larger.

"It's fine with me. Besides, Eris did say that Barb needed cheering up. Not to mention when she did defend you when we all thought you would do something stupid" Twilight said, her face also bearing a cheeky grin. With that, Eris began to giggle like a schoolgirl.

"Fuck you...." I groaned in displeasure. When I said that, Eris lowered herself so that her face was in front of mine, giving me a seductive smile.

"I can let you do that you know~ You don't know how CRAZY I can get~" she said, licking my left ear, sending chills down my spine.

"Don't do that!" I yelled at her, pushing her away. She floated further away, looking rather hurt.

"But I want to! You're cute when your flustered" she said, grinning at me. Once again, from her odd antics, I felt my cheeks heat up and I just turned and looked at the wall, ignoring the laughter that came from the group of females.

"Well, thanks for that girls. But me and Octy need to sleep early tonight. We have some big performances tomorrow" Vinyl said, now calming down, grabbing the box full of pastries. Octavia nodded, holding her giggles, and with that, we said our farewells to them as they exited the building.

"Thanks for the great time girls. I need ta go now. Big Mac, Granny and Applebloom might be worried if ah reach home late" AJ said, getting up from her chair.

"Me too. I have to check and see if the animals are alright" Fluttershy told us, in her usual soft voice, also getting up from her chair.

"I have to go too. Poor Sweetie Belle could be worried sick about me!" Rarity said dramatically.

"Ya, I have to go too. The weather factory needs me tomorrow" Rainbow said, getting up from her seat, stretching her wings.

"Alright then. See ya girls" Twilight said as we said goodbye to the four mares that left the building.

The rest of us that were still in the building stayed relatively quiet.

"So....Where do you live Eris? I know for a fact that Twilight and Barb live in a tree-house, Rainbow stays up in her cloud home, AJ is at the farm, Fluttershy is residing near the Everfree and Pinkie lives here in this building" I said, breaking the silence. Eris gently lowered herself so that now she was sitting in one of the empty chairs.

"Well....Most of the time I stay with the princesses back at Canterlot. But, I also like to sleep at one of the girls houses. As for now, I think I will reside with the Sparkles, just to see how you fare~" Eris said, teasing me. I sighed before looking at her. She's just so carefree! Almost just like Pinkie. I swear, this Goddess of Chaos will drive me nuts in a matter of weeks!

"Shall we go?" Twilight asked.

"Yes please" Barb and I both answered at the same time, groaning in displeasure.

"Wow....Didn't know a tree-house this small can look so big on the inside" I whispered to myself, analyzing the interior of the building. We are currently in the library portion of the tree-house. A little while ago, Twilight told us to stay here first, since she needed to tend the guest bedroom, her bedroom and Barb's bedroom, which apparently looked liked there was a war that was waged there, according to Barb.

So, with nothing better to do, I took a random book and headed my way to the nearby couch. The cover of the book didn't seem out of the ordinary, only having a picture of a grey tie with a red apple. Hmmm....Let me see.

Turning to a random page, I began to read.

'...and with one last forceful thrust, I emptied my seed i-' I stopped reading after that, closing the book before proceeding to put it back to where it came from. I was not expect an erotic novel.....

"ALL DONE!" Twilight yelled from upstairs, slowing coming down the stairs.

"SO! Who's taking which room?" Twilight asked.

I opened my mouth, wanting to say something, when Eris beat me to it. "DIBS ON THE GUEST ROOM!" she yelled, magically creating a pillow and a nightcap from out of nowhere.

"H-Hey! Can't you like....Share a bedroom with Twilight?" I tried to reason, only to no avail.

"Nuh-uh! You!" she said, pointing at me, "are gonna share a bedroom with Barb" she continued, causing me to gawk at her.

"WHAT?!" both Barb and I yelled out loud.

=PoV: 1st person. Barb=

"WHAT?!" both Mike and I yelled out loud.

"You heard me sister! You, are going to be sharing rooms, and possibly the same bed, with him" Eris said, pointing a thumb at Mike with a smug look on her face.

"OOOH!! Why....you!!" I fumed. I am not sharing rooms with him! That's final! This is the last straw!!

"I AM NOT SHARING A ROOM WITH HIM!" I yelled, pointing a finger at Mike.

"Whoa there Barb! Eris is already occupying a room, same with me, and we can't just let Mike sleep on the couch. It's comfortable when somepony is sleeping on it. You, of all creatures I know of, should know this very well" Twilight reasoned. I tried to counter her but I knew what she said is true. That couch is not comfortable by the least. Gave me backaches for hours when I woke up.

"But...Well....Urgh! Fine" I said, defeated. I couldn't see it, but with a sudden clap sort of sound, I could only guess that Twi and Eris high-fived each other.

"Erm....I hope I wont be a bother" I heard Mike say. I turned to look at him, seeing that he too was uncomfortable with the current situation.

" *SIGH* Try not to" I told him, heading my way upstairs and into my room.

'Well! It seems your monkey friend is sleeping with us. So! Any midnight plans? Draw a dick on his face, maybe?' my conscious asked me, causing me to chuckle when I headed my way to the bathroom.

'Nah. Don't wana mess with him' I replied back in my head.

'BAH! Your no fun!' my conscious said before I couldn't hear anything from her for now.

I turned the tap, getting ready to wash my face, when I heard the door open.

"I'm coming in Barb. Where are you anyways?" I heard him ask.

"In the bathroom. I'm just gonna wash my face before I head to bed" I replied back to him, earning a "Okay" from him.

=PoV: 1st person. Mike=

Well.....this is gonna be odd. I'm going to sleeping in the same bed with a girl. I sighed before taking off my shoes and placed it near the door, placing my bag on the nearby chair. I grabbed a book downstairs earlier, asking Twilight whether it was fine for me borrow it for the night. She said it was fine and so, here I am, laying in bed with a book to read.

It was odd on how ponies have this sort of AC unit in their rooms and how it ran on magic crystal that is imbued with ice magic. It was surprising. I actually wanted to ask Twilight about that just now but she went to bed after I entered Barb's room. To put it to ya, Barb's room almost looked like mine. Except for a couple of posters about these ponies called the 'Wonderbolts'. The walls are light brown in color with dark brown wooden floor tiles. In her room, beside her bed, consisted of a ton of consoles. And I mean it.

There is one that's called the 'Pbox 360', probably the same with the Xbox 360 at home and another one called the 'WeeU' which I face-palmed when I read the name of it. Besides that, I am really amazed on how advanced these ponies are in terms of the gaming industry.

"I see you've been checking out my consoles" I heard Barb say. I turned to look her general direction, only to be shocked with what she was wearing. A light green night gown with matching green bra and panties. 2 words. Oh my...

"What's the matter~? Cat got your tounge~?" she asked, causing myself to stammer.

"E-erm...I-I....Uhhh..." I stammered. She chuckled before doing something I did not expect.

She jumped. Into bed. Hitting once of her dragon feet on my thigh.

"Barb! N-Ngh...!" I yelled out in pain. I heard her say "Whoops" before looking at me with a sheepish smile.

"Ehehe....Sorry bud" she apologized. I just nodded, still in pain from the sudden impact.

She then tossed the blankets and covered both of us with it, snuggling next to me. This caused me to blush.

"Since you're gonna sleep with me now, you're my personal teddy bear" she said, gripping me in a bear hug. I struggled to break free but couldn't as her strength greatly surpassed mine. I sighed before looking at her now sleeping form, trying my best not to chuckle so as to not wake her up. I sighed once again before closing my eyes, going into a deep slumber.

Author's Note

Hue. I got ya'll with the title of the story, now didn't I?

Anyways, Mike sleeping with Barb in the same room! IN THE SAME BED!!! Don't worry! I can assure that nothing will happen when they sleep together.

......For now......

And please, if I made any mistakes, do feel free to leave a comment so that I can correct it.

Lastly. Oh....My....

And with that, see ya next time!