The Generic HiE Story

The author went to prison for charges of molestation.

What he finished of his story would be published in the "Worst stories ever made" book of history.

Jeffry got a job in a new HiM fiction called "Adventures of Jeffry", which still sucked, but not as much as this one.

The Mane Six continued producing stories, most of them were average.

Twilight never had to molest a filly again.

Rainbow was never made into baked goods again.

All was well.

Then Pinkie read cupcakes and went insane.

Everyone died.

Some ponies were raped.

Things sucked.

Real Authors Note:

Woah. This thing was a piece of shit.

UPDATE:

I'm going to make an even shittier parody of PiE stories now, because I just read the shittiest one ever and that's reason enough.