The Dangers of Stupidity

Chapter I: The Best Night Ever (Mostly)

This was awesome.

We had all just graduated from high school, and I was out with my closest friends, Benson, Chris, Max, Erika, and Taylor. We had all decided to go to Benson's house for a night of gaming, pizza, and of course, extremely NSFW jokes. We were all in the middle of our own separate games. Benson was going hard on his copy of Pokemon Y, Max was in the middle of a fast paced game of Call of Duty: Ghosts, Chris was on his computer, playing Minecraft, Taylor was playing some good ol' fashioned Zelda (Twilight Princess in particular), Erika was playing Final Fantasy X, and I was in the midst of an epic session of inFAMOUS 2.

An extremely frantic series of knocks interrupted our sessions. Chris paused his game and went to answer it. I heard a quick back-and-forth between him and whoever was at the door. He sounded really scared, like something horrible had happened to him. Finally, Chris came back with a large object in his hands that looked like some kind of stone. It was shaped like a large sun, and about the size of my head. I immediately noticed something about the stone as I looked over to Chris.

"Did anyone else notice that this thing looks like Celestia's cutie mark, or is that just a coincidence?" I aked them, giving the stone a very studious look.

"Yeah, you're right. Hey, there's a button on it!" Chris exclaimed, reaching back to press it.

"Don't press it, dumba-" Taylor yelled, lunging for the stone.

Chris had pressed the button before Taylor could finish her sentence, and we all disappeared in a flash of bright yellow light.