During another peaceful day at 2Fort, RED Heavy gets himself a dispenser and becomes a Pootis Heavy. What happens when he gets sent to Equestria by the cocaine-snorting Spies? Weird stuff that nopony in Equestria will ever be able to explain. Prepare yourself for a mind-blowing, logic-defying, fourth wall-breaking journey the likes of which no one has ever seen before. Unless you have seen something like this already. In that case, get ready for something even better. SPOILERS: Discord dies.

This story was made because I have a strange new addiction to Pootis and all things related.

No cover art credit for me, as per the norm.