Now And Then, Here And There - Twilight's Short Version

Twilight arrived at the professor's huge park. There was a huge green field, benches, and a massive drinking fountain. It was still daytime, but somehow there was an illusion of sunset. The blue-haired girl she was looking for sat on one of the benches facing the sunset. Twilight introduced herself, "Hello blue-haired girl! What's your name? I'm Twilight Sparkle, a student of Princess Celestia." but got no reply. "..."

"She must be in a trance or something. Guess I'll have to..."

Twilight began firing purple energy shots everywhere, making Star Wars blaster sounds. Some explosions started, but the girl didn't react, even when one of the blasts hit her bench. Finally the girl said, "I am Lala-Ru." "Lala-Ru, huh? Then why didn't you tell me right away?" "Because...they...are coming...for me..." "Who's they?"

Suddenly, three robots that looked like R2D2 but with long tentacles warped in like Megaman, along with a purple-haired woman. The woman introduced herself as Lady Abelia, and explained that Lala-Ru was needed to drive the plot of a really overrated crap anime whose positive reviews are obviously fake.

Twilight was confused, so her professor used magic to send her a message. "That woman is right. You can prevent that anime plot from starting. In case you're wondering why you would want to prevent it from being made, Abelia comes from a depressing anime. Nopony will gain ANYTHING from watching it other than suicidal depression."

Abelia noticed this message and gave an order: "Robeasts, crush the purple unicorn and seize our blue-haired plot device." One of these giant robots grabbed Lala-Ru and aimed an arm cannon at Twilight, charging it. Unlike most anime characters, Twilight didn't bother talking or having a flashback. Instead she sprung straight into action.