After Fluttershy's vampiric dark side was expunged, and it's manifest form sealed away for the foreseeable future, life returned to normal in Ponyville. As normal as it ever gets anyways. But it's amazing how easily things can go unnoticed in places that don't officially exist.

But that's irrelevant, because there's a new pony in Ponyville! Although, come to think of it, he seems rather familiar doesn't he?

I'll be honest here, I have absolutely no freaking idea what bizarre twists and turns this story is going to take. For best effect, read the narration in a very bored and sarcastic mental voice. Preferably British.