"FUCK!!!" The Nerd Said In Anger. He Was Trying To Beat Dr.Jeckyll And Mr.Hyde In Less Then Two Days. "I'm Sick Of Playing This Shitty Game!!" "Wait... I'm Going To Watch Some T.V." As Soon As The T.V Turned On, I Giant White Hoof Grabbed His Crotch And Dragged Him Into The Television. After That, The Nerd Passed Out From How Gay That Was. "Hello?" A Young Filly Said. "Are You Okay?" The Nerd Then Looked At Who Was Talking To Him. "Am I On Fucking Drugs?!" "Sir That Is Very Harsh Language" The Filly Said Again. "Mah Sister Will Be Very Angry At You If I Tell Her You Said That!" The Nerd Started Laughing. "I'm The Angriest Gamer You Every Heard Of!" "What's Your Name Anyway?" "My Name Is AppleBloom! What's Your Name?" She Said With Exitement In Her Voice. "I'm James Rolfe Or As Most People Call Me, The Angry Video Game Nerd. I Play Shi- I Mean Bad Games For Millions Of People On The Internet." "What Are People?" "Well, I Know I Gamer You Can Talk To! His Name Is Button And He Is My Friend Sweetie Belles Boyfriend!" "She Hates When We Say That To Her So We Only Pass It On To People We Can Trust! Hey, Did I Ever Tell You About My Friend Scootaloo?" "Ok Well I Got To Go, See You James!" AppleBloom Then Trotted Off, Happy As Can Be. "Who The Hell Is Button And What Kind Of Name Is That? Then Again, I Just Talked To A Talking Horse Called AppleBloom..." The Nerd Then Looked Up The Street. There Was A Arcade Machine With A Brown Pony Playing Mortal Kombat."Hey Kid Do You Know How To Use A Fatilaty?" the Brown Pony Said With Confusion."Kid I Can Do A Fatilaty In My Sleep!" The Nerd Then Did A Really Bloody And Cool Fatality. "Woah Cool! My Name Is Button Mash! What's Yours?" "I'm James Rolfe And I Am A Human" "But You Look Just Like Me!" The Nerd Looked Down At Himself And Saw A Hoof. "OH MY GOD!" "Sorry Kid But I Have To Go Now" He Said While Running Away.He Went Back To Where He Woke Up."Nothing.... I Should Have Known But How Long Am I Going To Be Here?" "Longer Then You Think Ya Fukin Nerd!" "Who Are You?!" "Umm... Sir Are You Okay?" A Voice Called Behind Him. "And Who Are You?" He Said Restless." My Name Is Twilight Sparkle, What's Yours?" "James Rolfe, That's It No Nicknames No Sidenames No Other Bullshit, Just James Rolfe" "Well Ok.... Wow I Sence A Field Of Chaotic Magic On You, Mind If I Do Some Tests On You? Twilight Said Looking Right Into James."Umm.,. Sure But If You Go Cupcakes On Me Then At Least Let Me Play Contra While You Do It."What's Cupcakes?" "Nothing, Nothing At All." James Then Walked Into The Library."Ok Now Sit Down In That Chair And Put This Hat On." James Was So Board That He Fell Asleep Halfway Into It. When He Woke Up, He Was In Twilights Bed Holding A Teddy Bear Next To Twilight Who Was Also Sleeping. She Had Gotten Milk All Over James's Brown Pants."Hey James.. A Purple Dragon Next To Him But Not In The Bed Said." "How In The Holy Mother Of Ass Do You Know My Name?" James Whispered. "Twilight Was Talking About You When I Got Home From The Shop To Get Her A New Quill For A Letter To The Princess." "The Princess? Where The Hell Am I?" The Dragon Looked Confused."Your In Ponyville Duh!" James Was Already Confused By All The Things That Were Going On In My Life That He Didn't Even Question What He Just Said. Just Before He Was Going To Ask What His Name Was, He Looked At The Doggy Bed He Slept In. The Bottom Of It Said In Green Letters, SPIKE. "So Your Names Spike Right?" "Yeah And I Got A,Surprize For You. Twilight Said She Bought You A Townhouse In Downtown Ponyville Next To Sugercube Corner So She Can Easily Visit You. I Know She Got The Hots For You." Spike Grinned At James As He Said The Last Sentance."Whatever. So Can I Go N- There Was Somepony Knocking At The Door."Who Is That?" James Said Jumping Out Of The Bed Also Waking Up Twilight As Well. Before She Saw James, He Hid Behind The Books. "WHAT IS GOING ON?!" Twilight Said Nearly Having A Heart Atttack."SomePonys Knocking At The Door." "Oh.... Ok I Was Just Worried About A Burglar Or Something." "Come In!" The Door Opened And A Ditzy Pink Pony Hopped In."Hi Twilight! How's It Going? Are You Okay? Oh... Sorry. Do You Know Anything About The James Guy Who Just Moved In? his Signature Looked Weird Though. It Looked Like He Wrote It While He Was Sleeping Or Somthing!" "Oh Yeah!" Twilight Said. "He Stopped By And I Did Some Tests On Him And Then He Went On His Way Back To His House." "Ok Bye Twilight!" James Followed The Pink Pony Back To Sugarcube Corner After Hearing That She Lived Upstairs There. When He Found A Sold Sign Next To Sugarcube Corner, He Went Into The Townhouse. There Was Nothing There But A PES Controller."What The Hell Is PES?" Shut Up James You Follow My Story So You Call At A PES. Then James Dropped Down On The Wooden Floor."Buck.....My.......Life......"
