A very EDkward Morning

“Mmmhhh”

A red coated, ski cap wearing unicorn named Double D stirred lightly in his slumber. He knew it was time to rise and shine and start the day. Though he didn’t really feel like getting out of bed yet. He was so tired from last night since it was so eventful. Oh last night. How could he forget. Memories began to fill his head of what had happened. He and his two friends, Eddy and Ed, had arrived in this town to get away from those neighborhood kids from the colt-de-sac after that…..horrible scam went ary.

        They were glad to have finally found a place to stay, since they had been wondering around for what felt like days. The strangest thing about this so called Ponyville was how friendly everyone was. In the colt-de-sac not many people would say hi or point them to the nearest restroom, or even throw a party upon their arrival. That was the strangest part. Apparently it was a custom here for all newcomers to have a party thrown in their honor. Eddy was making sure to milk it for what its worth while Ed was too busy conversing with the party host. Meanwhile, Double D was seeing if there was a place of solitude, since he didn’t really feel like conversing with complete strangers. He was thankful that no one saw him leave the party as he wandered around the town, until something caught his eye. A tree. Though it seemed that the design was made for living space. Curiosity got the best of him as he went up to knock on the door. He was sure the owner wouldn’t mind him asking how the living conditions were. As the door opened, he was greeted by the most beautiful thing he had ever laid eyes on.

        Books. Shelves upon shelves of literature that even the library at their school didn’t have. He was so enraptured by them that he didn’t realize a small dragon had opened the door. As his eyes traveled on the horrific creature he couldn’t help but faint on sight. Once he had regained consciousness he saw that he was inside the treehouse, It was indeed a strange place to live,but he was once again greeted by the beast he had seen moments ago. Even for his size Double D knew that it was still a very dangerous creature. He was about to make a break for the door until an even more fearsome creature stopped him from opening it.

An alicorn. Double D had read that only so many exist in this world. And each holding more power than anypony could imagine. And that very creature was staring him right in his eyes. He was on the verge of just jumping out the nearest window, but the alicorn stopped him before he could by saying. “Are you okay.”

And to think that with just those three words an entire conversation started. It began with an ‘I’m fine’ and a ‘where are you from’ and a ‘what's your name.’ Then it carried on to talking about something that Double D wouldn’t think anyone else would talk about. Reading. It had seemed that they had a lot in common around that field. After that they….they...

Double D couldn’t really remember what happened after that. He was trying his best to remember the other events that happened but none could pop in his head. He decided that now would be a good time to get up from his bed. Maybe a breakfast would clear his- wait bed?

He opened his eyes took sight of what was around him. It had appeared that he was indeed in a bed, or what felt like one at least (he was still half asleep anyway.) He took note of the room around him. It looked familiar. Trying his hardest, he thought of where he had seen this room before. He craned his neck to get a better look only to see more books. Most of them being on the floor instead of their respective shelves. “Why would someone do such a thing to a book.” He thought. He was about to get off the bed when he realized something. If there were books here. And there's only one library in this town with so many books and shelves. And since that library had two floors in it. And with a high probability that each house had a bedroom that, he remembered it sorta...looked….just….like….this...one. then that means...He was...

Sleeping in the very bed of that room

He began to panic. Not just from how unsanitary it was to sleep in someone else's bed. But that it was her bed. That mare that he had met last night. “Oh...how did this happen.” He thought. “Maybe she just...let me sleep here for the night. Yeah...thats it.” he felt relieved knowing full well that anypony would at least supply a guest with a bed or sleeping bag. But if he was sleeping here. Then where-

“Mmmmhhhh”

His eyes went wide with shock. He suddenly darted them back and forth trying to find that noise. “That wasn’t me.” he thought. He looked around to see where the noise came from. When he looked left he saw that same pile of books. When he looked right he saw a closed window with the sun slightly burning his eyes. When he looked down he saw-

He immediately looked back up. Eyes petrified with fear. “There’s no way that’s possible.” He thought. Looking down again he still saw the same image his eyes had given him before. With this he looked up again. “No...Something like this wouldn't...no...Shouldn’t happen.” He closed his eyes and brought his head down for a third time. Slowly and carefully he opened his eyes again to see that it was still their. “How Mortifying”

Laying right under him was a lightly breathing, purple coated and maned, winged and horned, thankfully still asleep. Twilight Sparkle.

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She was just...right their...Her head was nuzzled under his chin. Her wing was on top of him. And Double D could only guess that their tails were wrapped together under the covers he could almost feel it. He also felt something else. Though his mind was still filled with shock to figure out what it is. He was just thankful not to see what was under the blanket, but was less thankful that he was seeing this…this...this...thing he was committing! It was one thing to sleep in an alicorn’s bed, but to sleep with the alicorn. That was even worse!

He started thinking on what he should do in order to get out of this mess. Maybe if he did it quick enough, he could run out of here. Thought he knew the second he got out he would just wake her up. And that was something he did NOT want to happen. Maybe he could teleport. Though that plan quickly diminished once he realized that he might teleport her with him. And the last thing he would want was for others to see this. He knew their was only one other option. To take it nice and slow.

Shaking his head. He cleared his mind to see just how he should come at this. He thought it would be best to get the arms out first. He started to get a feeling for them. His right arm felt like it was under something while his left arm felt like it was over something. Taking a deep breath he started with his left arm. He glanced down to see the lump in the blanket. “That must be it.” He thought. Slowly and carefully he started pulling it out from under the covers.

        A slight, but, what sounded like a very sexual moan came from Twilight as he started pulling. He immediately stopped. he could only guess as to where that hoof was. His hoof was probably resting on her rump as he was pulling it out. Gliding over every inch of it. He slightly cringed and closed his eyes wanting this to be over, as he kept pulling he knew full well  that after this he would have to disinfect it. “Oh who am I kidding.” He thought “I am probably going to need to shower for hours once I’m done with this” Once his hoof was free from the covers he immediately lifted it into the air. Thankful that that part was done with. He looked at his hoof in slight disgust. Not even wanting to think about where its been. He used his hoof to get her wing off. Lucky that part went without much interruption on Twilight’s part. As he laid her wing down he began to pull on his right arm that was under her. He tried his best not to make many movements but it felt like it was glued under her. He placed his left hoof in between him and Twilight so he could get better pushing force. After what felt like an eternity he finally pulled it out. He felt relieved to have finally-

Suddenly, He felt his right arm being pulled. Double D looked at her in utter horror. Did he wake her?

“Mmmhhh, the book said that this is above average for…..a….a...” Twilight started to trail off as she let go of his arm and fell back to sleep. Meanwhile, Double D was staring back at her in complete shock. He was thankful that she was just talking in her sleep and not actually awake, but he was petrified by what she had said, and how she said it in the most seductive voice he had ever heard. What did she mean by, average? was she talking about his arm. He shook his head to clear his thoughts. Now wasn’t the time for questioning! He glanced down at the blanket. “Well.” He thought “Now for the legs and tail.” Taking a deep, he took hold of the blanket and carefully lifted it to inspect the damage. Then he froze.

No...

No No

NO NO NO NO NO!

THIS CAN’T BE!

He couldn’t comprehend what he was seeing. He tried to look at it from different angles. hoping that it was just the way he was positioned. He pulled the rest of the covers off to reveal the very act he was committing. Even with the blanket off he still couldn’t understand, not just why, but how such a thing could happen. Was it the way they slept? Or did this happen in the middle of the night? Was it magic? Or just the most unlucky chance for it to happen. Either way. Double D was...He was….well...

In her…

        Just thinking about it made him feel more disgusted than seeing it. How could something like this happen!? Sleeping in her bed was one thing. Sleeping with her in it was another. But having intercouse with her in her bed was a completely different thing!

“This is very very VERY bad!” he thought. How was he going to get out of this mess now? For all he knew he probably already came ins-

NO!

No...He wouldn’t think about that now. Maybe he should just move his legs. Yeah. He would worry about getting out of her later….nnggh.

He glanced at his legs. They weren’t as bad as his arms. His right one was away from her and his left one was under her right leg. He rested his elbow on the bed to get a better look at her pu- or uh...leg!...yeah leg….

“Great.” he thought “Now my hormones are kicking in.” He shook his head and looked back at the task at hoof. He carefully slided his leg out from under hers. Causing moans to escape from not only Twilight, but from him to. After that mishap he decided that enough was enough. It was time to get off this bed, leave this house, and never come back. Maybe even leave this town to.

He adjusted his legs a bit till he was in a good position to pull...it out. “Okay Edward.” He thought. “Just take this one inch at a time. It will all be over soon anyway.” Taking a deep breath. He started to slowly pull the final body part away from Twilight.

 The moans coming from him and her weren’t helping as he continued to pull. All the while he was not only wanting to look away from it, but to make sure that his extase levels weren’t going to high. He knew their was a way to control this feeling. Which ended up surprising him how he was able to hold it in so far. Certainly a stallion like him would have lost it by now and created a mess. Yet for some reason it was like he knew just how to do this. He was starting to think about pushing it back in. Just to see if it could last long-

He mentally hoof slapped himself. What was he thinking?! He was starting to question his own sanity. Why would he want to do this? This wasn’t something a pony like him shouldn’t experience yet. Or do in that matter. Besides, both of them would need to love each other, and he seriously doubted that an alicorn like her would want to love someone like him. She would probably just say...

“Well good morning Double D”

No she would say something like-

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He just, didn’t know what to say. All he could do was stare back at her. mouth hung open and eyes wide in shock

“Are you okay Double D?”

Okay. OKAY! No he was not okay!

“Oh um….good morning…..um...miss Sparkle….uh.” He gave a shy grin and tried to say something to distract her from the inevitable fate that would soon transpire. “Well...uh..” He began to stutter. Not knowing how to put the right words in order.

“Why do you look so worried?” Twilight said. At that moment Double D could do nothing but just look back at her. He was about to say something else that was most likely going to be gibberish, but a slight twitch around the waist shut him up.

Twilight gasped “Wha- what was…” She glanced down, mouth and eyes open wide to what she was now seeing.

This was it. This was what was bound to happen. This is how it ended. Double D could already feel the smack of a hoof across his face. Or maybe even a magic blast that would soon hit him. She was probably going to tell everypony about how he raped her. But it wasn’t even rape. It was only rape if the other-

“Well it seems someone's a little frisky this morning”

What…?

Before Double D could get a word out. Twilight wrapped both her wings around him and pulled him in her again, then she proceeded to fling herself on top of him with full force. causing them to both gasp in pleasure.

“T-ta-t-Twilight!...w-w-what are-?”

Twilight gently put a hoof to his his lips and smiled. “You're acting like this isn’t your first time sock-head.”

        Sock-head? Double D couldn’t believe what he was hearing. He was starting to think that maybe getting hit by magic would of been a better option.

        Twilight arched her back higher so she could towered over him. Not helping Double D in the current state he was in. “B-b-but this is my first time!” He knew it was. He never did something like this before. Twilight just giggled. “Then what happened last night, huh?” Double D was starting to lose it. None of this seemed to make any sense to him. “Well…” He gulped “I can’t remember last night” Twilight raised an eyebrow in surprise. “Do you at least remember what chapter we were on?”

        “C-chapter?” He was beginning to think this was all some sort of sick dream made up by his mind to make sure he would never to have a mare friend, and the worst part was that it was working.

        Twilight simply smiled. Then she turned her head and levitated a pile of books toward them, sorting thru each one of them with her magic.

        “I can't even remember what book we were on.”

        Double D was starting to become more confused then petrified. “Book? What book?”

        “Thats what I’m trying to find out.”

        “No I-I mean what kind of book?” Double D quickly found out the answer after he caught a glance at some of the books she was sorting through. Almost each one of them involving covers and words he’d rather not bother to way. “We were...reading those books?”

        Twilight glanced at him and lowered her eyelids, making Double D feel more uncomfortable than he already was “Well….Not just reading.” She smiled as she raised one book in the air and dropped the rest on the floor. She brought her face closer to Double D. “We were studying off ofthem as well.”

Double D was starting to understand the horrible truth of what had happened last night.

“So...you're saying that...last night....we”

        Twilight nodded

        “And we were…”

        She nodded

        “And I was”

        She nodded

        “And you were”

        “Yes Double D.” Twilight said. “Yes we did. Straight from the books. They were telling us how we should do it, why we are supposed to be doing it, and when would be a good time to do it.” She glanced back at the book still in her levitated grasp. Then she looked back at him. Her eyes seemed to be causing him even more discomfort than ever. “And I don't know about you...” She back away from his face so she could reposition herself over him. Making sure to give Double D a full view of her entire body. As what one of the books they read told her to do. “But I think I could go for...another lesson. So…Do you remember what chapter we were on?”

        All Double D could do was watch as this scene unfolded before him. Just a few minutes ago he was trying to get out of bed and now the very mare he thought would kill him if he ever did something so horrible was now wanting to do something even more horrible. He looked back and forth trying to find an exit for this. To his right he saw a window. Easily escapable. To his left was closed door. Also, easily escapable. And right in front of him was a purple alicorn mare towering over him with her legs at his sides, eyes that were half closed, and hooves on an open book telling her what she should to to him. He knew he was doomed at that point. That no matter what he could say would just end up in her saying ‘no.’ And even if he did run fast enough she would just catch him before he could even get away.

        So...With that in mind he knew he shouldn’t even try. So he gave a weak smile and said with slight confidence. “I think we were on chapter 4 where it was talking about cowmare positions.”